#huge carrot

[turtletoria]

lacking a stable sense of self is so fuckin stupid. like what do you mean you are not the same person you were two minutes ago but in a terrifying and deeply disturbing way

#cmon man i know that life is transient and nothing is certain or lasting but good lird cant a bitch just have one thing to hold onto #i will sit and go “yeah sooo true im a huge carrot enjoyer” and then a second later im like. I lied. i dont like carrots. #but then another moment passes and im like carrots my best friend carrots. #<- obviously a lighthearted example but yknow #i can never say anyhting serious abt myself with my whole chest it seems... so picky i am!

[octoagentmiles]

#octonauts #i want more content of them so bad PLEASE #friends.... buddies.... hic sob....... pals... #if you see these tags please tell me your barnacles and tweak headcanons (nothing shippy please ty) i beg 🙏 #spinning and shaking them around in my cranium /pos #image is from a chinese music video where they go on a walk together in the woods and forage mushrooms #there's also one where he's helping her grow carrots and she's having trouble pulling a really big one of the ground #so he goes around collecting more and more people to help them pull it out #they manage to pull it out at the end and it's HUGE and she's so happy and he's happy jdhdjdksk #captain barnacles #tweak octonauts

[byanyan]

i have made a foolish but adorable purchase

#pls ignore all the dog hair lmaoooo #I'm not a huge squishm.allow guy....... but every now & then... one speaks to me #and I'm sorry but an oppossum with a carrot hood?????? I'm physically incapable of resisting that shit #the only other two I have are halloween ones so she's totally off the vibe but I love her sm #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.

[aturnoftheearth]

WE HAVE CELERYYYYYYYYY

#it’s HUGE it feels like a bouquet of flowers i love her #we have like 5 more but no use pulling them up when we can only eat so much celery at once #i’m thinking about buying a bunch of carrots and using the onions we grew too to make a boatload of mirepoix :D #and freezing it for soups #jay’s silly little garden 🌱

[old-stoneface]

so many dog metaphors in this world i love discworld city books because theyre all about dog metaphors

#end of men at arms making me think Hmm angua and the dogs and carrot and vimes and vetinari #theres such a huge emphasis on how dogs work in men at arms #and i like that bc of the carrotangua vetvimes parallels in that book #yayayyyyy hoorayyyyy yessss yay #sam.txt #discposting

[artificial-condition]

Veggies picked today 🍅 🫑 🥕

I picked some green tomatoes from the in ground garden because I deserve some of those tomatoes this year!!! The deer are eating them all :(

It’s a momma deer and her two does. They’re cute, at least someone’s eating well 🦌

#gardening #garden #gardeners on tumblr #gardenblr #gardencore #tomatoes #peppers #tomatillos #carrots #sad sad carrots #it’s okay though I’m trying my best #next year I’ll do more deer preventatives #and NOT put tomatoes in the in ground garden #peppers are safe #tomatillos are safe #okra is also NOT SAFE #corn is not #not because they eat it #but because they trample it :( #I had a HUGE brandywine tomato that seemed like it would be safe #it got so big!!! and it was in a hard to reach location #but it was gone today 😔 #and so I snapped #picked some green tomatoes

[gothmods]

Pink thai tomatoes for your bimbocore coquette salad

#[joke] #got them at the albany farmers market on our way home because i am obessed with trying different produce varieties #they also had bags of rainbow carrots on another stall but i didnt want to buy more than we could eat #i did get the fattest carrot i have ever seen though like it is fucking huge

[icewindandboringhorror]

various little Pictures of thinges

#photo context/information described here in the tags since there are no longer photo captions #(from top Left to right) image 1: BABYY!!!!! SON!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!! #image 2: I found a patch of these clovers that were kind of mutated or infected or something? like they were not actually Red clovers #it was patches of totally normal green clovers except every once in a while one of them would have one leave thats red or half red or even #be completely red. AND they were growing near a patch of these wildflower weeds that have red stems to them. so I wonder if it's even poss #ble that maybe some of the red like.. got mixed in with the clovers somehow? a lot of the patches with a few red ones look spotty and unhea #thy so it could have been the sun or something. I dont know how plants work. I just thought it was really cool to find these one or two #special mutant clovers in huge patches of ohtwerise totally normal green clovers.. :0 #image 3: look at these weird round fat baby carrot things... Rotund #image 4: laying out some fabrics for a costume just drafting them and seeing what looks okay in the pile and what doesnt etc. #thats my whole process is just 'throw things into a pile on the floor that look okay and match then put them on eventually' lol #image 5: MORE wii scores lol.. I think this is my best score on this one though. There's 10 little markers you have to select so getting 7 #means I selected more than one per second. #image 6: I couldnt decide which type of muffins I wanted so I just made a batch of plain/vanilla batter and then added things to each littl #section to make multiple flavors without having to actually make a full batch or multiple batters lol. I think it's chocolate swirl (with d #rk chocolate chunks). banana cinnamon. strawberry. normal chocolate. rosemary and lemon. peach. ginger peach turmeric. and #'scraps of the other batters all thrown together' lol. Decent however the random recipe I found online for a basic cupcake batter was #not very good and they were weirdly dense and spongy. #image 7: A PICTURE OF THE dishscapes that I watched and rambled about (to the like 5 of you who saw that post #and read the tags of it lol).... beach houes..I still so much wish I could make my own Fantasy Screensaver Story.. oughh #image 8 & 9: a really cool flower from outside. I like that it has all these weird spindly little things from the center :0 #photo diary

[wtf-amiru]

this will never not make me laugh

#ffxiv #g'raha tia #growingway #jonathan bailey #put your fucking nasty huge carrots away jonathan #or don't #👀

[mookybear12404]

Made a huge mistake that has landed me with three large pots of golden curry does anyone want some

#I cut up all the potatoes without thinking #hey #I also need to fit carrots and meat and mushrooms in here #and water for the sauce #I was also rushing because I had a huge work thing tonight #and I needed to have dinner done by 5pm #instead I now have dinner for the next month #mooky talks

[longlivetv]

I feel like I’m on here at least once a month lamenting how hard it is to figure out what to get for dinner but here I am again, wishing I could figure out what I want for dinner

#I’m hungry #like #my stomach is growling #I just don’t know what I want #and I have nothing but cheese and carrots in my fridge so I’ve got to go pick something up #and I don’t want to go out #which is a huge part of my problem

[mirillel]

Had some soup lunch and now off to my exam!

#i've had so many of them that i made a huge pot of carrot soup and have been eating that the past few days #anyway already passed the exam last semester so this try is only an exercise/chance to get a better grade #so actually very chill but i'm still stressed about it :/ #kitchen adventures #personal #not tolkien

[fernspirals]

Trying to take care of myself this week.

#meal prepped salmon quinoa roasted sweet potatoes #made raw carrot salad. bought some salad mix #made a huge batch of raspberry leaf nettle tea #I’m getting an abortion tomorrow so :) trying to treat my body really well. #got some stuff to make golden milk …. bought some yarrow supplements #going to gather some herbs from the garden tomorrow to do a yoni steam idk if I’ll be able to tomorrow. maybe the day after #this is hard I’m doing this shit all by myself #I don’t know how to feel #🦷 #I just need to be kind and loving towards myself #everything’s going to be okay …..

[nyctophobia-au]

COMPLETELY and WHOLLY unrelated to Hollow Knight or this AU at all, but I needed to put this here. It is my dog's birthday today! (This was filmed yesterday, but his actual b-day is today.)

#my dog is in this one #it is his birthday #dog videos #yes #that is a whole ass piece of carrot cake #not a dog alternative #he loves sugar #let him have this #my eleven year old brother is in the background #for size comparison to the huge dog #his name is kaiju for a reason #off topic post

[r00tpackl0ver]

i've been slowly working on the intro story to my self ship au and. i'm actually really excited about it.

#i can't wait to do more stuff with this actually #ive been having a lot of art block due to mental health stuff so just being able to write is at least nice #but im also getting ideas. gay ideas. embarrising ones even #((also if anyones curious. most of the intro is just my si having a crisis and somehow getting a carrot to have a huge gay crush on em lol)) #please dont mind me rambling ((thats probably what you came for tho))