Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?
Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Bruce: Well, do you?
Tony:
Tony: Yeah, hang on.
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Tony, Bruce, Steve, and Peter are all very sarcastic characters but it’s in exceptionally different ways.
Tony is only child sarcastic. about everything, all the time. he’s like a puppy who desperately wants someone to play fight with him (“In prostitution? of course you’re not, you’re a senator” “My least favorite person on earth, Justin Hammer, Hi!” “I won’t join your super secret boy band”)
Bruce is oldest child funny. He dosnt use sarcasm all the time, carefully picking his moments. His timing and delivery are perfect every single time (“You’ve rented my room” “Only when I’ve built a murder bot” “I see this as an absolute win”)
Steve is middle child funny. He’s mastered the art of the deadpan delivery, and he does not in the slightest mind making a joke before kicking someone’s ass. He’s also got a joke that, in his mind, gets funnier each time he uses it (“On your left” “Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?” “secure the engine room, then find me a date”)
Peter is youngest child funny. He cracks jokes effortlessly, and sometimes it wasn’t intended to be a joke but is received as such. (You have a metal arm?! AWESOME!” “I can’t got to germany… I got homework” “BYE! Mr criminal!”)
Anyways, I think each of them is hilarious and deserves more appreciation
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So as of “She-Hulk”, we now have the family dynamics of the OG6:
1) The Starks = Father/abandonment issues, which is a major reason why Tony wanted to be a good father to Morgan
2) The Odinsons = Really complicated due to the fact that one of the brothers was taken away from his people
3) The Romanoffs = Trying to be the typical American nuclear family
4) The Rogers = We can assume Steve’s parents were good to him since Steve speaks fondly of them
5) The Bartons = Bad relationship with the parents, which Clint is trying to make up for by being a good husband and father to four kids (Kate counts)
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And now we have...
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6) The Banners = Cousins who love each other, but also get really annoyed by the other’s antics.
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“Mr-“
“Doctor”
“Mr.doctor?”
“It’s strange”
“Maybe who am I to judge”
We don’t appreciate the absurdity of this scene enough, it’s freaking crazy and absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the entire film
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Tony: Steve... Is a friend.
Bruce: See, it wasn't that hard to say something nice about him—
Bruce: Oh, you're vomiting now.
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