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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 2 years

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✨Marvel characters with a civilian S/O✨

Peter

-Very hesitant to tell you that he’s spiderman

-The last thing he wants for you is to get wrapped up in dangerous situations

-Doesn’t go on fancy dates much because he always feels bad when he has to run away to the bathroom and change into his spidey suit

-Probably texts you a shitty excuse like ‘my grandma just choked on her dentures and is in the hospital, gotta go’

-If your a big fan of spiderman and talk to Peter about how cool Spiderman is it he’ll just stand there nervously chuckling with a bright red face

-He’s willing to keep it a secret as long as he can

Bruce

-He adores you

-The first thing he tells you is that he is the hulk

-He doesn’t want any surprises if he gets angry in your presence

-Is a bit afraid of physical affection but he loves you so he makes due

-A bit afraid of hulk coming out in a heated moment

-Will protect you with his life and do everything and anything for you

Thor

-Big soft cuddly thunder god <3

-Will suffocate you with love

-A bit lax when it comes to keeping you safe

-But it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care for you!

-He’s just…lazy?

Tony

-He spoils you

-Will probably make you some sort of suit to protect you

-Sugar daddy??

-Will love you forever and buy you anything and everything

-If you happen to glance at something in a store it’s yours in a matter of minutes

-Even if you tell him to stop paying for you he wont listen

-But he will be more discreet about buying

-A little paranoid in the beginning about you not having powers to protect yourself

-But he’s a lot better now

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otterology · 2 years

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Jessica Jones, who has Google Alerts set up for things like "devil vigilante", seeing a picture of Matt's walk of shame on Reddit:

#daredevil #she hulk #shehulk #jen walters #jennifer walters #matt murdock #jessica jones #the defenders #mcu #mcu headcanon #otterology's mcu headcanons #avocados at law #courtship

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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 1 year

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being tony stark's daughter would include... (headcanons)

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 778

request: yes / no

original request: can you do one where the reader is tony’s daughter and loves to wear fancy stuff like cher from clueless 😭. and instead of being that stereotypical “mean spoiled rich girl”, the reader is actually super sweet and people sometimes take that for granted and use her for her stuff and money?

dynamic: tony stark x stark daughter!reader

characters: reader, tony stark, happy hogan, mention of steve rogers, natasha romanoff, bruce banner, peter parker, harley keener, and miles morales

a/n: ty for the request!! also requests are still open hehe :)

coming soon: clint barton younger sibling headcanons, overprotective avengers when reader has a boyfriend headcanons, hanging at the sanctum sanctorum over break headcanons

taglist: @nutellani

(message me or send an ask if you'd like to be included in the taglist!)

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tony stark is an awesome dad.

like he just goes above and beyond to make you smile.

it’s well-known that he spoils everyone at the compound, but since you’re his daughter, he spoils you A LOT.

you’ll come home from school often to find a little box on your bed, and it’s always something you either had mentioned in passing, or something that you didn’t even know you needed.

like you got into crocheting for a little bit. you now have buckets full of multicolored yarns in every texture and color one could ever need!!

also i feel like when you told him your favorite ice cream was the same flavor as his favorite, he literally almost burst with excitement.

and now you ALWAYS have that ice cream.

he even built a little gadget that only lets you and him eat out of it.

the only exception to the rule is happy, as thor painfully found out one day.

he went to have some and it shocked him, but happy just reached in and got it anyway.

also if you’re tony stark’s daughter, i just have to say what an iconic trio you, your dad, and happy are.

like y’all always look so badass with matching shades or whatever.

you got matching shirts for you three for christmas and they both reluctantly wore it.

natasha took like fifteen pictures and steve was literally on the floor dying because he thought it was so funny.

anyways one of the coolest things about being tony stark’s daughter are the gadgets.

for example, you have a lot of clothes. but guess what? you don’t ever have to do laundry.

all of your clothes are put in this special hamper. it washes, dries, and folds/hangs the clothes up for you, then puts them away in a neat fashion.

you have a high tech mirror (ala cher from clueless!!!!) where you can “try on” outfits before you actually retrieve them to wear.

it’s kind of awesome?

jk it IS awesome.

anyways you’re also super smart.

science and math just come easily.

it must be…. in your blood or something.

bruce made that joke once and tony locked him out of the lab. then peter tried to make it too and tony made him go “test” a robot that blocks people out of a room HAHA

that being said, your dad actually lets you in the lab.

ikr? kind of crazy.

you have your own little corner to work on stuff.

also you and bruce are so iconic. i think you would have tea parties every sunday.

tony says it’s “childish” but you can tell he’s jealous

once you caught happy setting up high tea for him and tony but then he told you that you didn’t actually see anything

now, it’s usually a great thing to be tony stark’s daughter

but finding real friends is tough.

there are people who are awesome, like peter parker, harley keener, and miles morales.

but there’s a lot of people who’ll use you to get to your dad or your money.

and yes that sounds stereotypical, but it’s really tough.

there was a group of kids who seemed really excited to go out with you, but then you realized it was all for social media clout and that they expected gifts and stuff.

so you ended up exploding on them, and it gave your dad some bad press.

you were so embarrassed that you locked yourself in your room, refusing to come out.

happy left some tea outside but you didn’t want it.

so then finally tony came in.

guys he’s iron man he can get through a locked door

and you didn’t really want to talk.

so instead he just put on some music.

some really loud guitar music.

and then, with the door still open, tony stark began playing air guitar.

now you knew he would do this sometimes, but not with the door open.

and then he started to SING.

that man cannot sing guys.

needless to say, it gave you a laugh.

he grabbed your hands, pulled you up, and the two of you started dancing around the room, laughing harder than ever before.

when the song ended, he told you he wasn’t mad.

and that people can be losers sometimes

but that you certainly weren’t.

then he said one day he would come up with a loser detector so that you wouldn't have to go through something like that again.

and he was only half joking, so you just laughed.

but deep down, you were happy to have someone who cared for you as much as your dad, tony stark, did.

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hainethehero · 9 months

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Steve Rogers Headcannon- why Steve was so against the Sokovia Accords (trigger warning as this analysis involves SA/r*pe)

I think we can all agree that the MCU absolutely desecrated Steve Rogers' character to the point where people actually believe he's a horrible person- especially after Civil War. But I've had this headcannon about why Steve was so vehemently against the Sokovia Accords and its never been more obvious after She-Hulk.

From the jump (CATFA), we see that the serum is generally regarded as "property of the U.S government/SSR" thus, whoever is injected with it becomes government property by proxy. Ironically, after getting the serum Steve's freedom becomes limited. He has to follow orders and put on a show for the senators because they're the ones who have the power and position to fund the fight against the N*zis. He's their dancing monkey. We even see evidence of this when Steve is made to parade about like a showgirl in this scene 👇

Now, throughout the MCU there's an ongoing interest in Steve's "virginity" and cheap jokes at his perceived lack of sexual proclivities. We see it in CATFA, CATWS, Avengers 1 & 2 etc. Which leads us to She-Hulk. There's this whole reveal in that one episode that Steve lost his virginity to a showgirl on one of the USO tours.

This is where my headcannon comes in.

I don't think he lost his virginity consensually. I think he was forced into sexual acts by powerful men like the senators and military officials who saw Steve as a literal puppet and of no true value as he was not being used in battle or the war yet. Remember, they initially saw him as a failure because the serum was lost and their plans for an entire army of allied supersoldiers were lost after Erskine died. Now, for anyone who knows the comic Steve Rogers, it's not in his character design to have sex with a random girl he just met on tour- a tour which by the way didn't last that long.

We did see, however, that Steve is easily taken advantage of, esp in this scene 👇

Which ultimately leads to my main point, Steve was against the Accords because he knew that giving up their autonomy meant physical, mental and sexual abuse. The government wouldn't just be able to control where they went but also who they worked for and as he said in CACW, "[the UN] is run by people with agendas and agendas change. If we sign the accords we surrender our right to choose."

Steve knows what that much power (over super-powered beings like the Avengers) can lead to and he doesn't want that to happen to them. Add on the very heartbreaking case of how Bucky's autonomy was stripped from him as well and that only strengthens his case.

I just find it hard to believe that Steve would lose his virginity so cheaply and honestly shame on the writers for even insinuating that. He was taken advantage of and assaulted and this is one of the main reasons why he's against giving up his freedom to the very same people who would use and abuse him without a second thought.

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autisticandhyperfixatingg · 2 months

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My fruity Avengers headcanons (but written so that no hetcis person could ever understand them):

• Tin can: Playboy is a bicon. Mayybe ftm too...

• Looking smashing: Tripple a battery

• Bidey senses: F. T. M. Bidey senses = Bi-fi of u wonder

● Snek: Liquid af. Literal horse mom. A BIT OF BOTH IS CANON

● Hammered: Oh no, the lablemaker broke! PROTECC THE SUNSETS

● Old mannnn: Sweater weather outside rn... First half of Starbucks

● Bucket: Starbucks order completed! Cisn't (NB)

● Spouse is dead: Hair matches flag. She really ACES her job. Get it?? GET IT????

Sorry for posting something so different from usual hehehehehehe

Those are the ones I have for today (can u tell I need to sleep?). Watching the movies in chronological order rn, just saw winter soldier. I have gotten spoiled bout everything tho so... Probably won't even post anything marvel again. Can't believe I'm sleep deprived enough to write shit like this, like it's only 23.31 (11.31pm) rn. But yeahhhhh.

Just ask if there's one you didn't get lol

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archangelofzion · 29 days

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Ok but just imagine Brutasha as parents! it would be so amazing because while they're both badass, Nat is usually high level badass while Bruce can be that anxious cupcake just trying his best.

Both of them are sooo sweet, but I imagine they'd both be pushovers for their little kid, maybe even it actually having to be Bruce who lays down the law while Nat just watches fondly as their son or daughter (or both) wreak havoc.

Tony and Yelena would also be the total cool uncle/aunt, the ones Brutasha child always wants to be around.

#brutasha #I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS #I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH #just wait till I head canon for Starmora parenting #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #Tony stark #yelena belova #marvel #avengers #hulk #mcu #black widow #white widow #nat x bruce #Natasha x bruce #bruce x natasha

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writinandcrying · 1 month

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Do you guys ever think about the fact that the tmnt turtles fav comic would probably be X-men?

That they would finally feel seen, heard, to have someone understand how others treats them the way they look, the way they simply are

“If someone wrote this, it’s because they know what’s like to be judged, there are good people who will accept us, right?” Mikey thinks out loud hopefully

But Leo and Raph cannot be so optimistic as their little brother, they can only focus on how once they were the ones that once starved in the sewers back then, that had to deal with screaming fits and profanities if they decided to look for food on top side, how they wished to play at the playground near the layer, to visit central park for once during daylight and feel the sun, to listen ti the birds, to have friends, to truly exist.

How lucky they were for master Splinter, how he didn’t abandon them.

They wish someone once saw them as “little boys, But no one did. No human did.

Leo has to step back into reading those comics, that alone drove him and his brothers away further. It’s already hard enough to see how humans treat “outsiders” within themselves. Racism, xenophobia, homophobia transphobia, ableism. If humans can’t accept their own kind, how and why would they ever accept them?

Donnie doesn’t outright say it, but he shares the same kind of thoughts as his older brother, he doesn’t indulge this passion for a while either, he already has enough crisis to deal with his own, an existential one due to s simple comic isn’t on his agenda

Raph on the other hand, consumes like his life depends on it

For the first time, someone understands it. For the first time. He can cry it out for the life he wasn’t blessed to have. For the first time, someone revenged his and his brothers kind. The rage some characters felt It fueled something he was scared of, there was days he wanted justice, he wanted for humans to feel what he feels

He’s scared of those feelings, with X-men, he can let go of it for a while

Mikey HATES panels like those tho lmao, he hates embracing this “gloomy side” of being a mutant, of realizing that some mutants are just. Mutants. No one was meant to be chained at their families basement, no one was meant to be abandoned by their parents and left in the cold

Do you know what kind of panels he likes?

The ones that shows how kind mutants can be

How they can help out, how generous, gentle, and sweet mutants are, the ones that show how they are truly like

He knows some people out there would accept him,accept them. He can feel it. he just have to look real close, and who knows, maybe they will be able to ride at the coolest skateboard park near by! Or try out those gelato stores near the Brooklyn subway, or finally try a croissant, a fresh bagel! or or- Play freesbie with someone’s dog that took a liking in him at the park, brunches at soho, thrift shopping, going to concerts, just… existing at time square, finally having a midnight kiss as the ball drops in New Year’s Eve

No more screams, only smiles when someone meets his eyes

Who knows, right?

Also not to call Mikey out or anything but

all Xmen are hot send tweet

#anyways I think about this a lot #at the end only Raph and Mikey read X-men comics #both cry in their rooms about it #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt headcannons #2003 tmnt #tmnt 2007 #bayverse tmnt #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #giulia writes #x men comics #tmnt comics #x men mutants #random Headcanon #I saw this tweet about X-men and ‘ordinary mutants’ and I couldn’t help myself #I mean she hulk can be considered X-men #??? not sure but anyways SHE is one of Mikey’s celebrity crush lol

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wanderingmind867 · 2 months

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Pjo-Marvel Comics Crossover Idea:

Sometime prior to the battle of the labyrinth, The Hulk stumbles into Daedalus's Labyrinth. I actually thought of what would happen from here. But I feel like this has potential. Hulk in the labyrinth would be a pretty cool sight. I mean, he isn't that different from the minotaur who used to be housed there.

#I thought of this at school today #feel free to add to it if you want #it is a pretty basic idea right now #after all #percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #the battle of the labyrinth #the hulk #bruce banner #marvel #marvel comics #marvel headcanons #pjo headcanons #Pjo ideas #marvel ideas

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science-hoes · 5 months

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Hey can someone write some good ol Bruce Banner smut

#avengers #marvel #bruce banner #hulk #the incredible hulk #bruce banner x reader #bruce banner x you #bruce banner x y/n #bruce banner x reader smut #bruce banner headcanons #bruce banner imagine #bruce banner headcanon #bruce

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blakeswritingimagines · 10 months

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Nicknames

Iron Man:

Sweetness - 7/10, uses it when he's out and about with you or during parties as he proudly states your his.

Babe - 20/10, uses it much without thinking or when he needs your attention.

My Love - 8/10, mainly used when it's just the two of you and his walls are down.

Babydoll - 6.5/10, used in a teasing way or when he's trying to butter you up for something.

Spider-Man:

Darling - 8/10, mainly used in front of others even if he gets embarrassed but likes how it sounds.

Sweetness - 6/10, used when he's trying to butter you up or smooth things over.

Lovebug - 9/10, mainly used when it's just the two of you in soft and intimate moments.

Nugget - 10/10, used to tease you and have fun with you.

Hulk:

Love - 10/10, such a softie for you, and has a lovestruck look in his eye when he uses it.

Honey - 5.5/10, mainly used when he needs/wants your attention.

Better half - 4/10, used during quiet moments between you both when you're both being open with each other.

Sweetie - 8/10, even when angry and hulked out this slips out without thinking.

Captain America:

Dear - 85/10, uses it without thinking but always with a smile.

Darling - 5/10, how he calls you to get your attention but thinks you look cute.

Sweetie - 7/10, used when it's just the both of you, but he does use it around friends.

Angel - 9/10, how he introduces you to others since he thinks it's cute and sweet, especially with everything he's gone through.

Winter Soldier:

My Sunshine - 10000000/10, only used when alone and for certain that it's just a private moment between you both.

Darling - 5.5/10, used when he's trying to get your attention but will use it around others.

Sweetheart - 10/10, used when he's introducing you to others or whenever he can really.

Doll - 12/10, when he's teasing you or giving you a hard time which is alot.

Black Panther:

Beloved - 50/10, Used whenever and however he can fit it into a conversation even if it's not with you then he's talking about you.

Dear Heart - 8/10, Used when it's just the two of you which he enjoys feeling it's a special thing that you two of you have.

Other Half - 10/10, When introducing you to everyone even if they already know you he's still going to announce you as this because he can.

My Queen/King - 80/10, Even before he was ruling he was calling you this as if he knew you would be beside him for it.

Doctor Strange:

My Love - 7/10, Used between just the two of you since he's not often soft around many others.

Baby - 4.5/10, Feels it's overused but can't help himself sometimes when it slips off his tongue to you as it's used whenever.

Sweetheart - 10/10, How he'll introduce you to others or when it's just the two of you normally said with a smile.

Sunshine - 8/10, Normally used when teasing you or giving you a hard time.

Thor:

My Heartbeat - 6/10, It took him some time to find some nicknames, especially after learning how to use them, and liked this one mainly when it's just you two or around certain friends.

My Life - 8.5/10, Used whenever or when he's introducing you to people.

Sweet Thing - 7/10, Used when he's trying to butter you up or when he's trying to get his way but being cute about it.

Princess/Prince - 10/10, Even if you don't match his background he still holds you in the highest regards.

Ant-Man:

Baby - 6/10, Used when he's trying to get your attention or without thinking much about it.

Babycakes - 10/10, Used whenever he can get away with it nor will he care much about who's around.

Snooknums - 10/10, Will use it around others or when it's just the two of you but does enjoy saying it to you.

Cupcake - 10/10, Used when it's just the two of you even if it has almost slipped out a few times around others.

#iron man x reader #spiderman x reader #hulk x reader #captain america x reader #winter soldier x reader #black panther x reader #doctor strange x reader #thor x reader #antman x reader #marvel hcs #marvel headcanons #marvel x you #marvel imagine #marvel

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otterology · 2 years

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Foggy Nelson watching She-Hulk literally kick ass in the courtroom on TV: Now, that's a real avocado at law!

#and matt is not amused so he explains she's green #and he just sighs #matt murdock #foggy nelson #jennifer walters #jen walters #she hulk #she-hulk #daredevil #avocados at law #mcu headcanon #otterology's mcu headcanons

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captainenjolras · 2 years

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Originally, Thor was going to walk down the aisle at the wedding, but when they were doing a rehearsal he sprinted to Bruce and yelled “HUSBAND :D” while knocking over everything in his way

They had to switch and Bruce ended up walking down the aisle

That did not stop Thor from running at Bruce during the actual ceremony and carrying him down the aisle tho

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the-local-scp · 1 year

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hcing that Dabi, Shoto, and Endeavor are a lil intimidated by Tokoyami.

Dabi and Shoto cause they're aware had it not been for the fact their powers are Dark Shadows exact weakness, they'd be screwed.

Endeavor is intimidated by Tokoyami cause any time Hawks and Endeavor are in proximity of one another, Tokoyami just stares at Endeavor with the eyes of someone who has seen God and was disappointed.

Hawks knows this. He doesn't even try to stop Fumi. He thinks its hilarious that a 6'5, fuckin brick wall of a man, feels even a little scared of a fuckin teenager who will likely only grow another inch in his life.

#tokoyami fumikage #mha tokoyami #tokoyami headcanons #fumikage tokoyami #i feel i need to emphasize I don't like Endeavor #Like I'm not complimenting him in any way #hes just literally a solid hulking mass of a man

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sorrythatwasmean · 21 days

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Hulk Headcanon

Part of the reason my Hulk hides snacks is so Bruce has to find them when he's cleaning. It forces him to remember food.

The other part is Hulk enjoys eating.

#hulk #sorrythatwasmean headcanons #bruce banner

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thefiery-phoenix · 5 days

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YANDERE BRUCE BANNER HEADCANONS

He's a complex person so I wish you all the best for dealing with him here. He has the emotional range of a literal freaking OCEAN ngl....

He'd be obsessed with you after getting to know you since not many people would be that comfortable and chill while hanging around him. You could calm him down when he was in his angry Hulk form and that's what made you unique and special. You weren't scared of him like most people and he's grateful and thankful for that. He doesn't get enough love considering the fact that people view him as a monster of some sort. Although he might seem violent and aggressive, he the complete OPPOSITE when it comes to you

He'll treat you with the most gentlest of care like a delicate precious flower

He's also extremely smart and he can be quite good at manipulating people too. He can read you like a book no matter how much you try concealing things from him. He has Phds for a reason and man will NOT hesitate to put them to good use. He likes your innocent personality, you look so cute and adorable to him when you just look confused he just wants to drop whatever he's doing and hold you and cuddle you

If Tony tries flirting with you Bruce will just raise his eyebrows in a questioning manner at him and try telling him that he likes you and if he could please back TF off. Well they ARE good friends so he won't go all Hulk and try killing him. YET. If he continues to do so he'll be having a little 'talk' with him this time in his HULK form and you KNOW things won't end well when he transforms into Hulk

He will get easily flustered and become a blushing tomato when you compliment him on something. In conclusion, he really loves you and isn't afraid to show the world HOW much he loves you

#yandere bruce banner #yandere bruce banner x reader #yandere bruce banner scenarios #yandere bruce banner oneshots #yandere bruce banner imagines #yandere bruce banner headcanons #yandere hulk #yandere hulk x reader #yandere hulk headcanons #yandere marvel characters oneshots #yandere marvel characters x reader #yandere marvel characters #yandere marvel x reader #yandere avengers headcanons #yandere avengers imagines #yandere avengers x reader #yandere avengers #dark avengers oneshots

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tangledbea · 7 months

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Any headcanons about Hulk Lightningclaw?

The crab that fainted at The Blaze on Terapi Island is related to him.

#Tangled #Tangled the Series #Hulk Lightningclaw #TTS #Answered #Headcanons #gifs #eugene fitzherbert #The Blaze

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