Rap BATTLE
Flowey The Flower
VS
Cagney The Carnation
Begin!
Flowey:
Howdy I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower
You really sold your soul for a fraction of power
Thats pathetic and sad so guess you should be
the taller, lesser and lamer version of me.
I controlled lives and caused so much pain
You got tricked by a devil and went down in vain
You'll never get a chance to win against this flower
Taken down by bullets again, this is your final hour!
Somebody ought show you around this place
Even if if you're a total disgrace.
It's time to stop the innocent little facade
And fight me like a real one, you copying fraud
Looking ragged, rejected like a Rosalia
Should I kill the carnation? That's a wonderful idea!
Cross your arms, puff your cheeks out
You just can't believe I already got a KNOCKOUT
Cagney:
You're kidding right?
A little dandelion wanting to fight
Well I'll tell ya what and cut you a deal
Don't wanna make you, lose the feel
Speaking of emotions, which you have none
Just ignoring the fact I'm number one.
You don't have room to talk about no soul
You're stuck and abandoned in some mountian hole
Went back up to save your siblings life
Stabbed in the back just like their knife
Killing and going crazy with your power
Otherwise crying and waiting to cower
I'll let you leave since you're in no hurry
No body can win to the Floral Fury!
Even Chara left you in the end
And you say that they're your best friend?
One more thing if I may?
I'm the one that's a rip off you say?
Well let me plant the hands in the ground
Then well see who's secretly Earthbound.
Flowey:
I dodge your rhymes like a run and gun
Gathered the human souls, now we'll have fun!
I can feel them wiggling inside of me
I can't wait for you to see,
The Omega Photoshop GOD
The ice is thin and now I'll win
The stakes are high and I'm the pin.
This is the true form I revel in
A true advocate for the devil's sin.
I'll put the pedal to the metal
Once RIP you up petal by petal
Not a second too soon to unwind
When you're slashed to bits like a Porkrind.
It's not smart to raise fights with someone you can't mettle,
When you lost to cups related to an old kettle.
No need for you to progress to phase two
Cuz I'll tell you something that you already knew..
I'll be the one to give extreme pollination
To your total domination
Cagney:
Back to you and on the topic
Least my Fandom isn't as toxic
So watch yourself and count the days
As Undertale falls and Cuphead stays
All Indies will soon lose fame
Yours is just dying like Bendy's Game
Sit back and relax and enjoy while you can
I'll be here, and laugh when you hit the fan.
Abandoned by the souls of the fallen
Your Determination is weak so quit stallin
Rise up to power and it's a bit of a risk
You're defeated by a little kid named Frisk
Clearly they step up to the alter
Cuz even your Determination can falter.
You called for help but no one came
You lost this battle and only have yourself to blame.
Nobody cared and nobody will cry
Poor soulless Asriel left there to die.
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