#humans netflix

[densewentz]

Take Your Kid to Work Day (with Dream's decidedly more alarming version of an artist rendering their kid's drawing)

#dreamling #alternate title: #Hob Gadling's Guide to Being a Supportive Dad Despite the Horrors #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #matthew the raven #dream x hob #the sandman netflix #the sandman #the sandman fanart #kid fic #my art #dream isnt wearing his robes because im amused by the idea of the anthropomorphized human unconscious being just some Guy in jeans and a t #sometimes love is a puppy-eyed princeling and his fucked up frog friend #hobs going to lilo and stitch it and just tell everyone shes a dog #an older kian this time #as a treat #long post

[lassieposting]

anyway jaskier is like. basically the human equivalent of those wild animals someone feeds who've lost all fear of people and now just break into houses to eat out of the trash and chill in the pool

he's been travelling with a witcher since he was 18. he has zero fear of any of them. he associates witchers with Having Things Done For Him and Being Provided For and Give Love. he has no reservations whatsoever about going up to any random witcher he happens to pass when geralt isn't around and asking them to help him with something or do something for him or just. trailing after them for a while because he knows if he whines perfectly on pitch they'll hunt his dinner and store his shit in their horse's saddlebags and keep him safe on the road, even if they're grumpy about it. at kaer morhen he is like the stray cat geralt fed one time and now everyone is just like "well he lives here now i guess". it just Does Not Occur to him that he might ever be in danger with a witcher around. this is a man who finds things lying around in the kaer morhen lab and just fucking. eats them

anyway. those "please do not feed the animals it teaches them to approach people" signs but. for jaskier and the oxenfurt students who start trying to imitate him and adopt a witcher

#the witcher #jaskier #netflix witcher #it's a toss-up between witchers who are like 'ffs geralt this is why we don't encourage human attachments' #and the ones who are like 'it's free bard' #geraskier #witchersexual jaskier

[coffeenonsense]

Okay okay hear me out:

The only two reasonable explanations for why Desire did not try and fuck around with hob gadling while dream was in the fishbowl are either:

1. Desire doesn't know who hob is, which, considering hob & dream's six centuries of slowburn centennial dating and Desire periodically checking up on dream so they can enact Plans Of A Devious Nature, seems unlikely

OR

2. Other supernatural/eldritch/indescribable beings have Tried It before with Hob Gadling and Dream's response was so intensely, catastrophically horrifying that everyone, including Desire, knows to leave the weird immortal English man to his business. Yeah, they know he's Just A Guy. Yes, he is, in fact, pathetically, almost insultingly easy to kidnap or hurt or ransom or what have you. DO NOT.

#a baby eldritch being: eh i'll just kidnap dream's mortal that will work #another older wiser supernatural horror: put the Average Human Man down right now and back away slowly #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #dreamling #dream x hob #desire of the endless #the sandman #the sandman netflix

[fishfingersandscarves]

Beach Date - July 1989

(Referenced from Nan Goldin • ‘Bruce and Philippe on the Beach, Truro, MA,’ 1975, Matthew Marks Gallery)

#my art #fishfingersandscarves #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dreamling #dream/hob #hob/dream #dream of the endless #dream (the sandman) #hob gadling #robert gadling #painting #self harm cw #illustration #handwaves- this is a human au

[fuggnuckets]

They praised Cuties

They stayed silent on Weinstein for decades

They hung around with Epstein

They defended Polanski

They ignored Balenciaga

But they actively attack sound of freedom because the film based on a true story “supports dangerous conspiracies”

Hollywood is doing a real good fucking job at disproving the conspiracies

#hollywood #sound of freedom #child trafficking #human trafficking #silence #harvey weinstein #Weinstein #jeffrey epstein #Epstein #balenciaga #roman polanski #Polanski #cuties #netflix #angel studios #conspiracy #conspiracy theories #conspiracies

[kaori04]

Does anybody else wishes that one time Jaskier would just loose it and go apeshit instead of doing his usual coping mechanism joke

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #twn spoilers #spoilers #the witcher netflix spoilers #american series #she says it like its geralt who writes the songs and jaskier steals it or smth #yeah inspiration from witnessing stuff first hand is important #but when you take into the account risk that goes along with it for a weak human like jask #you cannot reduce what he is doing just to self interest #even if you don't know him

[multi-fandom-imagine]

A/n: YES!

Werewolf!Mizu whose fur is a deep chocolate brown, she easily blends into the night. The only thing that stand's out are her blue eyes.

Werewolf!Mizu whose strength compares to non, that if any harm comes to you she will slaughter anyone in her path to save you.

Werewolf!Mizu who love's to cuddle with you when she is shifted but will deny it if anyone confront's her about it.

Werewolf!Mizu when she is going through heat clings to you, whimpers and beg's and when you submit she make's your toe's curl in pleasure.

Werewolf!Mizu who finally found love with you,with you she doesn't feel like a monster.

Werewolf!Mizu who will mark you, leave nips and small little bite marks over your body making sure everyone knows that you're taken.

Vampire!Mizu who is paler than the moonlight, her blue eye's gleaming as she watches you from the shadow's

Vampire!Mizu whose fang's are sharper than any blade known to man.

Vampire!Mizu who know's how to control herself, she's been doing it for years yet when she meet's you for the first time she nearly faltered due to how good your blood smelt.

Vampire!Mizu who was scared to kiss you for the first time, scared to make love to you. She was often thinks she is a monster and yet you don't. You love her for who she is.

Vampire!Mizu who love's the taste of your blood, the way you smile or how your eyes light up whenever you see her at night.

Vampire!Mizu who will turn you if you ask without a second thought, you will alway's be by her side.

Vampire!Mizu who will travel the world for you, you two living for centuries and when you finally go back home, when you both are tired you give her one last smile, she gives you one last kiss as you both vanish in the sun.

Goddess!Mizu who first came to you, answering your prayers. You were cute for a human, small...you never left her mind.

Goddess!Mizu whose eyes remind you of the blue sky's or the lakes you love so much.

Goddess!Mizu that will destroy cities or towns for you.

Goddess!Mizu, she a garden just for you, will put the stars in the sky just for you.

Goddess!Mizu for the first time feel's loved and when you die it nearly causes a destruction of a town due to her anger.

Goddess!Mizu who resurrects you, she does not fear what might happen as long as you are by her side.

#hc #hcs #mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu bes #bes #bes netflix #bes mizu #mizu x reader #mizu x you #mizu x y/n #blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai mizu #monster girlfriend #monster gf #monster x human #monster x reader #goddess au #goddess x reader #vampire #vampire x reader #vampire x human #vampire x you #vampire au #werewolves #werewolf #werewolf x reader #werewolf x human #werewolf x you

[curiousaur]

𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗙 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝟭

They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask and he was mean to these crows, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨. And all over the country, no matter where Cheney was, 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙨.

#yes these petty corvids getting the recognition they deserve! #every time an a24 production provides subtitles for non-humans the world becomes a better place to live in for .05 seconds #beef #beef tv #beef netflix #steven yeun #ali wong

[littledreamling]

Whatever you do, don’t imagine Dream wearing earbuds/headphones for the first time and silently losing his mind because he LOVES music and suddenly it can be… in his head?? as loud as he wants??? and Hob has to explain music streaming services but loans Dream his phone so he can listen to music while he’s staying at Hob’s flat for the night

and then, once you haven’t imagined that, don’t imagine Hob waking up in the middle of the night alone (he definitely wasn’t alone when he fell asleep) and wandering out into his living room to find Dream laying on the couch with his eyes closed and the headphones on and so of course Hob is curious what Dream of the Endless, Lord of Dreams and Nightmares would listen to so he taps the screen to look at the song and it’s the weirdest shit (I’m thinking Gregorian chants, because Dream was seen as a god once and sometimes misses the sound of prayer, but it could also be some meme song like Cbat because Dream is a weird motherfucker) and Hob just wordlessly goes back to bed because the reality of the situation is just too much for him

#I adore Dream’s reaction to the violin player in ep 6 #so of course I HAVE to headcanon that he adores the music that humanity creates #what is music if not a dream made audible? #and Hob absolutely loves it because suddenly the Dreaming is filled with music #the palace is never silent anymore #sometimes it’s filled with weird music that Hob has never heard of and sometimes it’s horrifically awful music #but it’s music nonetheless #dream of the endless #morpheus #dream #the sandman #sandman netflix #hob gadling #dreamling

[ryllen]

Watch 'My Daemon',

it's about a very good boy & a very good dog,

told in in very good stories.

#my daemon #kento tachibana #anna #netflix #absolutely hire me for advertising i am good with words #we all love bitter sweet tragedies #it is tragic how humanity quickly deemed something as cursed just because they are different from them #fanart #i know y'all encounter this fanart bcs literally nothing else is served on tumblr dot com

[ivetried27nameswhataboutthis1]

Enid: Yesterday I missed you a lot, but then I read this article, which reminded me of you and I immediately got all the butterflies, imagining you in that scenario.

Wednesday: What was it?

Enid: It was called: ‘Homicidal teen sets local coffee shop ablaze, then blames it on spontaneous human combustion’

Wednesday: I wish you had told me you were into that, before. I would set any building on fire, that dares to insult you with the wrong color. Just say the word, my heart.

Enid: You are my dream girl.

#solely writing this so i can work spontaneous human combustion into this blog bc the concept is hilarious #wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday 2022 #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #incorrect wenclair

[lassieposting]

Anyway I'm still not over Jaskier finding things just lying around in a witcher laboratory and just. Immediately putting them in his mouth

Because like? This is not a behaviour that's going to go unnoticed for long. Either someone will see him doing it, or Lambert will stomp into the great hall and demand to know who's moved his partially-brewed Maribor Forest and Jask will really casually be like, "Oh, was it in a mug? Yeah I drank that. Sorry."

Give me the kaer morons figuring out over winter that Jask isn't fully human purely because he cannot resist a Mystery Substance and keeps consuming things that should be able to kill him outright, and he thinks they're fucking with him when they tell him how dangerous some of these ingredients are for a human.

(He admits to Coën at one point, completely relaxed, that he did try some of Geralt's potions early in their friendship, but they tasted like paint thinner and gave him a tummy ache, so he's left them alone ever since. Coën blinks at him, repeating tummy ache in disbelief, and wonders how the fuck Geralt still thinks his bard is human after twenty years of this shit)

#the witcher #netflix witcher #geraskier #kaer morons #jask has no idea he thinks the witchers are just vastly underestimating the human digestive system

[thedemonofcat]

The next time Geralt sees Jaskier after the mountain, he learns that the bard is gravely ill and may not have long to live.

Geralt is heartbroken as he spends time near what will be Jaskier's deathbed. In all their time together, Geralt had always been able to save and protect Jaskier, but not this time. There's no monster fight, just human sickness.

After Geralt reaches out to Yennefer in a desperate plea for her to save Jaskier, she points out that Jaskier isn't fully human as he doesn't seem to age. Therefore, no normal illness should kill him.

Then Geralt finds, right under the bed, a hex bag.

Someone has cursed Jaskier

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #geralt of rivia #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #fic ideas #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #headcanon #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher season 3 #the witcher season three #anya chalotra #the witcher non human jaskier

[distinguisheddingus]

Taz Skylar deserves all our support, all our love and gratitude, like any other member of the LA cast.

He worked as hard as the others to bring his Sanji to the screen with effort and devotion. He took cooking lessons, trained consistently and always showed respect for the character he played.

And he did an excellent job, cause as much as a character is loved, it's not easy to win the hearts of viewers with so few scenes.

So, please stop criticizing him for everything he does. He doesn't deserve all this hate.

#Taz Skylar #opla sanji #vinsmoke sanji #OPLA #one piece netflix #one piece live action #one piece series #look at him he's a human cinnamon roll

[praetorqueenreyna]

Dream creating a sexy nightmare man with three mouths that loves to suck dick: it's for the good of humanity

#sandman #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dream #dream of the endless #morpheus #the corinthian #corintheus #I'M OBSESSED WITH THEM #LIKE?????. #WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THE CORINTHIAN BEING LIKE THAT #and nobody talk to me about him being a dark mirror of humanity blah blah blah #dream made him for HIMSELF and I will die on that hill

[spoofyleaf]

Netflix’s The Monkey King spoilers!!!

This is what I meant in my previous post

#I cry thinking about how SWK has been part of pop culture for the past several hundred years #like this character was made and as a whole we can’t let him go #as a whole we said he is the epitomy of human experience #as a whole we said this we can’t let this immortal monkey go otherwise what does that mean for us #what does that make us if we can no longer see ourselves in such a raw character #*sobs* #the monkey king #monkey king #sun Wukong #jttw #lmk #monkey king 2023 #Netflix the monkey king #the monkey king 2023