You know what? Fuck it. Board game night headcanons for each of the bound factions
UTOPIANS
Daniil likes to pretend that they do regular chess tournamets or idk play backgammon, but on most occasions they just play Scrabble. When it's Andrey's turn to pick he always chooses jenga, but nobody besides him and Peter wants to play it, so they just go into their separate corner and try to build the tallest tower possible while the rest silently watches in awe.
TERMITES
Artemy doesn't know shit about good board games so he would often bring them one of those cheap "educational" games where you have to answer question cards about animals or different types of leaves, and there are no other mechanics. Fortunately one day someone brought in a very old set of Monopoly with half of the pieces missing and they've been playing it every time ever since. They keep records of how many times each one of them won.
(Also, when Artemy isn't around, they play poker with nuts and raisins, but shhh)
HUMBLES
They only have two modes- either they play the dumbest possible party games like charades or pictionary, or they just play UNO in total, complete silence, with everyone sitting in a circle, cards clutched to their chests as close as possible. One time Clara came and started doing tarot readings with Dixit cards for laughs, and after everyone got some sort of "you're gonna die soon" prediction, they banned her from their game nights.
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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account
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i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better
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@akilah12902 thought that it was a missed opportunity to not have Naaber despair over The Dark Urge not having a birthday <3 and thus my life was funded once again <3
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Mother Humbles Carmel Pecan Sticky Rolls
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Mother Humbles Carmel Pecan Sticky Rolls
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