I can't stop laughing at this 

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"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"

"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."

Scamp’s little sister Maple turned 8 years old today! They celebrated with treats and Frosty Paws, as is tradition!

Fox News actually saved my life.

I was in a coma for 7 years, but one day one of the nurses changed the channel on my TV to Fox and I had to get up to turn it off.

Cuando pensabas que se había ido pero por la mañana sigue en tu casa

@sra_miawallace

Funny Pics & Memes

There are only two types of teachers in this world.

Cobra Kai 03x08

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.

the ot3 in the first two eps, clearly and openly acting married and like they spent the last eight years living in each other’s pockets

breanna in the card game job, talking about how people ‘love’ differently

Happy National Coloring Book Day!!

Scamp is thinking of celebrating by coloring a Halloween page, even if it’s a little early 😅

How are you celebrating?

Oof