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justcatposts · 17 hours ago
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I can't stop laughing at this 
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badjokesbyjeff · 17 hours ago
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"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."
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scampthecorgi · 11 hours ago
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Scamp’s little sister Maple turned 8 years old today! They celebrated with treats and Frosty Paws, as is tradition!
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badjokesbyjeff · 19 hours ago
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Fox News actually saved my life.
I was in a coma for 7 years, but one day one of the nurses changed the channel on my TV to Fox and I had to get up to turn it off.
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welele · 2 hours ago
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viejospellejos · 22 hours ago
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Cuando pensabas que se había ido pero por la mañana sigue en tu casa
@sra_miawallace
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funnypicsdept · 12 hours ago
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Funny Pics & Memes
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badjokesbyjeff · 20 hours ago
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A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec
I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.
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scampthecorgi · 14 hours ago
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Happy National Coloring Book Day!!
Scamp is thinking of celebrating by coloring a Halloween page, even if it’s a little early 😅
How are you celebrating?
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