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glimmering-darling-dolly · 2 minutes ago
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*my child is completely fine*
The child: *stays in their room all day reading books, watching their comfort movie/series for the 500 time, procrastinating while watching tiktoks*
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english-memes69 · 3 minutes ago
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Deadpool stonks
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nice-to-meet-you-marigold · 5 minutes ago
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you can sit up in your ivory tower all you want but you best believe me and The Boys will be yelling from the ground about how unsustainably sourced it is 
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maddwithlove · 6 minutes ago
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I want all of you to know that Bloodhound has used his shovel as a weapon in 'self defense' before.
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reformedmisfittcw · 10 minutes ago
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I may be spending all of my children’s inheritance at Costco, but I walked in the house just now to my 15-year-old scream singing Jolene, the Dolly Parton version.
I think the kids are going to be okay!
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thismoleculeisacomedian · 18 minutes ago
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When it’s 111 degrees fahrenheit but you actually don’t even live in the top twenty five hottest states in the U.S according to worldpopulationreview.com 😐
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worldoftom · 22 minutes ago
the nonnie who is now only catching on with harrison’s appeal is such a mood!! that’s how i feel with harry 🥴🥴🥴 i told myself i wouldn’t fall for another holland but then yeah the more you look at him cuter he gets. SOS 🤧
Woof that kid is getting attention all over the place 🙃 but he deserves it, he's an amazing storyteller so being a hot, funny, beloved storyteller is gonna be wonderful for him! Good luck ;) hehe
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Charles it Rodrick like 10 sec to come back how the hell did he use his full power on his energon
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britrene · 32 minutes ago
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🤷🏽‍♀️
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a-void-ant · 55 minutes ago
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TW hallucinations
Me: There's no way I'm schizotypal, I must be faking it. I didn't have any odd perceptions lately. I should stop self diagnosing for my own good.
Also me: *sees breathing walls, photos on the wall keep on changing the way they smile and just now for a second a shadow person came out of nowhere from the corner of my eye and reached its hands towards my cats*
Also also me: I'm definitely faking it. Yep.
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