#humor is my coping mechanism

[thunder-wolf64]

Digging through concrete trying to find inspiration, art block can only keep me caged for so long!

#humor is my coping mechanism #but so is drawing but thats currently unavailable #steven universe #steven universe fanart #su lapis #lapis su #su lapis lazuli #steven universe lapis #art #digitail art

[asteracaea]

so now how soon before the swiffers notice that her family crest looks like an S and a K ? 🥴

@kwyw your url obviously stands for K3lce what you want

#humor is my coping mechanism

[seizureboysblog]

Listening to someone who knows near to nothing talk about my epilepsy is almost like listening to a storybook…

The amount of times people have told me that I’M wrong about MY epilepsy is crazy.

#seizure memes #epilepsymemes #humor is my coping mechanism #actually epileptic #epileptic problems #mansplaining

[st0ryf1lms]

SPOILERS FOR X-MEN ‘97 EP 5 AHEAD

if i had a nickel for every time a superpowered redhead loses her lover to a big purple villain who shoots blasts and says to dead lover, “i can’t feel you”, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

#yes i’m so funny #humor is my coping mechanism #those mfs in the writers’ room are so cruel for this #i can’t believe it’s been three years since they’ve broke me with that line #guess what it broke me again #goddamn marvel always killing off character couples i love #marvel #x men 97 #x men #wandavision #rogue #anna marie lebeau #gambit #remy lebeau #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff #vision

[giggly-squiggily]

Putting The "Ho" in Hokage (Blue Lock)

Heyo! Happy Sunday everyone! My mental health has taken a bit of a nosedive due to some IRL chaos and anxiety, so I’m feeling a bit down 😅 And when that happens- I turn to goofy fics and scenarios as my coping mechanism! :D

I saw this TikTok recently- the ending in particular inspired this fic :3 I hope y’all like it!

CW: Suggestive jokes

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@myreygn @cupcake-spice13

Summary: With some difficulty, Isagi attempts to explain Naruto to Chigiri.

“Habata itara modoranai to ittta”

Isagi never perked up faster in his life. Eyes widening, he listened to the familiar opening through muted earbuds, tracking the sound until he found the source. “No way…”

“Hm?” Chigiri, who was busy stretching after a long run, peeked through his hair.

“That’s Blue Bird! Ikimono-gakari!” Isagi was practically bouncing in his shoes, eyes bright and smiling huge. “Oh my god, that opening was so good!”

“Oh, yeah- definitely.” Chigiri gave a small smile, pulling out an earbud to fully engage with the other. “I really loved that part.”

“Right? Ugh, that opening with the little bird, and the flashbacks playing across the screen just before the music kicks in!” Isagi sighed, momentarily lost as he replayed the mental reel again and again in his head. “I get chills thinking about that part where it shows both Naruto and Sasuke parallel to one another. What a journey they’ve been through!”

“Oh definitely. They really had trials to cross.” Chigiri carried on smiling, his expression a bit stiff. “So many great moments.”

“Right?....You good?” Isagi blinked, suddenly aware of the other’s body language. “I’m interrupting your workout, aren’t I?”

“Well- yeah, but you’re fine. I don’t mind it.” Chigiri shrugged, still seeming rather awkward. “What were you saying about Sock-say?”

“Sock-say?” Isagi blinked. Chigiri’s face turned blank.

“You haven’t watched Naruto, have you?”

“Not a single episode.” Chigiri confessed, cheeks reddening some. Isagi fell backwards against the mats in defeat. “I’ve heard of it- just never got into it. My sister likes it though; the song was on her playlist for a long time.”

“Your sister’s got good taste.” Isagi groaned, hiding his face in his hands. How embarrassing- he just geeked out in front of Chigiri; about an anime he didn’t even watch no less! “Sorry- I’m embarrassed.”

“Why are you apologizing? It’s not like you’ve never geeked out over anime before.” Chigiri shuffled over, poking his leg some. “You were just raving about that one show the other day to the guys- what was it called? Bingo Stage Dogs?”

“Bungo Stray Dogs! Oh my gahad!” Isagi laughed, finding the redhead’s misguided names endearing. “Do you even watch anime, Chi?”

“Eh. I’m more of a manga reader.” Chigiri poked him again, slowly moving up the side of his thigh. “I get through the series faster that way. Tell me more- who’s the blonde guy? The one  who’s always yelling and stuff.”

“That’s nahahharuto! He’s the mahahahain charhahaharacter!” Isagi tried to sound normal, but Chigiri was poking along his leg, each jab more ticklish than the last. “It’s naahahahmed after hihihihihim! He wahhahant’s to be hohohoh-OHOOHokahahahage!”

“Ho-kage? Is that like the show’s version of OnlyFans?” Chigiri prodded his hip, making Isagi squeak. “Why would he want to be a hoe? Is that why the other guy’s always shirtless? Is he trying to be the next big Ho-Kage?”

“Ghehahahahahahhaa, Chhuihihihihiihhigirihihihi nohohoohohohoho!” Isagi cackled, both from the questions and the tickling. He felt like he was explaining anime to his parents. It was weirdly fun. “Hehehhehehehe’s like the bohohohohohoohohss!”

“Ah, so he’s like a pimp?” Chigiri giggled as he moved a hand up to Isagi’s waist, pressing in gently and earning a proper squeal. “What kind of show is this?”

“Nohoohohohohohohoho! Pfft- geahhahahhahahhaa yohohohohou’re doohohohoing this on puhuhuhuhuhuhurpphohoohohoose!” Isagi accused, arching with a cackle when two hands found his waist, pressing along the spot just below his lower ribs.

“The tickling or the questions? Cause the answer is yes.” Chigiri smirked, skittering his nails along the Blue Lock suit. “I know some things- I just like messing with you.”

“Triihihiiihihihihckstehhehehehhheheer!” Isagi declared, trying to scoot away as Chigiri moved up to the center of his ribs, one hand lightly clawing while the other prodded and poked. “Noohoohohohoht the rihihihihihihiihbs!”

“Is that a thing in the show? Oh- you know what? I watched one episode with my sister. The guy with the long hair- he did this.” Chigiri began to rapidly poke and prod Isagi’s torso at an incredible speed, earning a loud shriek of laughter. “He called it something with triangles. I think he was just tickling his opponent.”

“CHIHIHIHIHIHIIHGIHIHIHIIHHIIRI!” Isagi howled, cheeks bright red and eyes misty with mirth. It didn’t help that a lot of the “Triangle pokes of death” were focused on his lower ribs, a spot that made his whole body feel like it was being electrocuted. “PLEAHHAHAHAHAHHASE!”

“Please what?” Chigiri asked, still tapping away. “We haven’t reached 80 pokes yet.”

“SIHIHIHIHIHIXTY-FOHOOHOHOHOHOHUR!”

“You want me to poke you 64 more times?” Chigiri blinked, amazed. “Wow- you really like being tickled, huh?”

“GEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!” Seeing there weren't many options of escape, Isagi did the first thing that came to mind. Wrapping his legs around Chigiri’s waist, he pulled on every ounce of core strength within him to twist. The redhead yelped as he was suddenly flipped over, pinned to the mat with Isagi looming high above him. “Gohoohoohtcha!”

“Oh- is this the part where you do hand signs?” Chigiri brought his hands together, linking his thumbs and flapping his hands. “Hehe, look a bird.”

“Oh, I don’t need hand signs for this! TICKLE NO JUTSU!” Isagi grabbed Chigiri’s sides, pressing in as he effectively tickled the redhead to tears.

That day- Chigiri learned quite a bit about Naruto.

Thanks for reading!

#blue lock #tickle #tickle fic #fluff #isagi yoichi #Chigiri Hyoma #boys being boys #dumb jokes and antics #Chigiri doesn’t know much about anime #we love him for it #suggestive jokes #fluff for the soul #humor is my coping mechanism

[jurassicsickfics]

*Au where Annie, Lynda and Bob survived*

(In the hospital room after Halloween 1978)

*dead silence except for clock ticking and machines beeping*

Annie: ....

Laurie: *in deep thought*

Lynda: *drinking water*

Bob: *stares at the ceiling*

Laurie: Ok who the heck screams like that?!

Lynda: *spits water as eruption of laughter ensues*

#halloween 1978 #incorrect quotes #funny quotes #annie brackett #laurie strode #lynda van der klok #bob simms #dark humor #Haddonfield Memorial Hospital #haddonfield #michael myers #humor is my coping mechanism

[iwanttobepersephone]

Gn y'all, nobody pull a Pritchard while I'm asleep and I won't pull a Crowley

#I typically just send this to Idi but they werent responding to my previous messages so I'm just posting it for you all to see #rangers apprentice #funny #pritchard #crowley meratyn #humor is my coping mechanism #I'm not all that sorry

[frownatic]

Why does chronic illness gotta be so chronic?

Like I get it, I'm cute, but can you leave me alone 🙄

#humor is my coping mechanism #chronic migraine #chronic illness #chronically ill #my post #vent #shitpost #frown pouts

[goodtweetbadtweet]

if I look on the bright side, I’ll have so much more time to write before I find a new job

that is unless I sink into such a deep depression that it kills all motivation

or maybe even my happy writing turns dark and fucked up

coming soon, chapter 5: the one where Lukas murders Gia and bathes in her blood

or chapter 5: the one where we find out Gia is a psychopath who chops people up and puts them into her sauces

talk about subverting expectations, eh?

#jokes? in this economy? #humor is my coping mechanism

[minniiaa]

removing myself from a toxic friend group after over 10 years and re-acknowledging that i'm actually pretty hilarious and although i always thought that the people i used to surround myself with (including the person i was in a relationship with) constantly put me down and said that i wasn't and would never be as funny as they were like ??? for what

idk something so wrong about being surrounded by people who are supposed to be your "best friends" but do nothing but put you down to make themselves feel like they are superior

#hindsight is 2020 #humor is my coping mechanism #of course i've gotten good at it #but also fuck ya'll #toxic friendships #toxic relationships

[mossymossman]

Being traumatized is really inconvenient tbh

oh fuck the floors are the same as the place were trauma happens I guess it’s time to panic

#mental illness #trauma #trauma memes #dark humor #humor is my coping mechanism

[monstax--bebe]

#sorry im not sorry 🎵🎶 #yoo kihyun #monsta x #humor is my coping mechanism

[sharpth1ng]

@lucidalcomings God help me you have no idea how much I want this

this is a coping mechanism

#how am i supposed to tag this #TEETH ON DICK ACTION #humor is my coping mechanism #stuilly #scream meme #stu macher x billy loomis

[locallyloathed]

You call it Schizoid Personality Disorder, I call it being a ✨non-romanceable NPC✨

#humor is my coping mechanism #I laugh because otherwise I’ll cry #schizoid #schizoid meme #schizoid personality disorder #cluster a #cluster a personality disorders #bastardcore #feralcore #personality disorder #mentally ill #szpd #SzPD meme #actually schizoid #actually szpd

[incorrect-soc]

Me, crying my eyes out and choking to the point where I thought I was gonna spit a lung out, after witnessing yet another one of my favourite character's death: Kinda homophobic ngl-

#humor is my coping mechanism #six of crows #matthias helvar #marauders era #remus lupin #stranger things #eddie munson #arcane #viktor arcane

[seizureboysblog]

Them: well, are they?

Me: Oh, yes! Funnest of fun I’ve eveeeerrrr had… 🙄that’s why i have them so often, you should try it sometime 😒

#humor is my coping mechanism #epilepsymemes #actually epileptic #seizure memes #satire