#humor kinda

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

#kabru #lairu #labru #laios #dungeon meshi #my art #my fanart #fanart #idk why i resort to fluffy fanart even tho i keep thinking and seeing gag/hornt lairu stuff #kabru is just so.. fascinating and actually endlessly tragic #i kinda like that ryoko kui doesnt try to over-explain or dramatize her characters that have tragic backstories. it makes her world that- #-much more believable and realistic. that being said i will devour more kabru stories from her #i kinda cant stop thinking abt kabru (and to an extent lairu) #ik in Lairu/Labru fanart Kabru is usually depicted as humorously in denial guy #but i see it everywhere and it made me think more of their more understanding phase in the epilogue #maybe laios is ooc here but i think he will also warm up to human connection now that he actually has people he cares abt around him #(and maybe because kabru is teaching him tips and trick to be a Normal Guy lmao) #im also not very good at humor so theres only so much i can do with gag lairu 😂

[blueteller]

You guys ever think about how funny it is that the whole reason why Cale did not have try at all to impersonate the original Cale, was because no one actually knew anything about him, despite the fact that everybody knew about him? On an international scale, even??

Cale: (doing an absolutely terrible job at being trash) Everybody else: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Cale Henituse to dispute it

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #original cale henituse #og cale was a total mystery #people love to make angst about it but for me it's kinda hilarious #how can you know so much and yet so little about the guy #he mastered the art of doing a lot of being loud in a way that was actually really lowkey and quiet #not even his professional assassin butler suspected him #you gotta respect that level of subterfuge

[keniaku]

(hits your ancient sorcerers with the teenage beam)

#kenjaku #tengen #ryomen sukuna #uraume #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #jjk #jjk spoilers #<- i guess???? #this is an excuse to draw kenny as a loser teen bc i feel like they took a bit to grow into the kinda charming person they are rn #their basic sense of humor never changed though #my comics #thumb tengen #<- BC THIS IS MY JJK TENGEN TAG ''TENGEN'' IS FOR KNY TENGEN... MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE IT TO UZUI #artsy pastry

[mwolf0epsilon]

How did Rex get his name?

5 year old CT-7567, running excitedly towards Cody the moment he sees him entering the CC cadet barracks: Cody! Cody! Fox gave me a name!!! Cody, surprised since Fox had initially opposed taking in '67: Really? That's great vod'ika! CT-7567, practically bouncing on the tips of his toes: Yeah! He said it means 'King' in a really old language used by ancient Jetii! He said it fit me because of two reason! Cody, curious: Those being? CT-7567, pausing to think: Well… He only said the one, not the second... But he said I had the makings of a great leader! Cody, a little suspicious: That's awfully kind of Fox. What did he name you then? CT-7567: My name is Rex! Cody, well aware that 'Rex' is a popular name for pet massiffs and dogs: Cody, looking towards Fox who has a shit eating grin: Cody, unwilling to shatter Rex's innocence well before time: … That's a great name Rex… Wear it with pride vod'ika… Rex, grinning from ear to ear: I will! -runs off happily to go tell his batchers- Cody, watching his little brother go: … Cody, looking back at Fox once Rex is gone: You motherfucker... Fox, cackling: I wasn't lying. He's got the makings of a great leader… Fox: It just so happens that he's also a little bitch that bites. Cody: Start running.

#star wars #the clone wars #incorrect quotes #captain rex #commander cody #commander fox #don't get him wrong Fox loves his little brother #but Fox also has a crude sense of humor that he enjoys tormenting his batchers and adopted ct brother with #Rex very quickly realized what Fox meant by two reasons behind his name he was innocent not dumb #he thought it was kinda funny and pretended he had no idea just to watch Cody and Co squirm a little

[theriu]

Ganon might as well send in his resignation right now

#humor #totk #loz #tears of the kingdom #spoilers #kinda? #this cracked me and my nieces and nephews up #love how big atuff shrinks to fit #Link how are you so strong #you look like a twig

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[amazinlei]

Tumblr on april 1st: Haha funny boop button! Go nuts and boop your mutuals back!

Neopets on april 1st: The neopia central shopkeepers are going through a mental health crisis. Smile is a toxic positivity demon who dresses like the era sexy man human bill cipher. people are arguing about a suicidal puppy falling from a tree branch on the neoboards.

#TIMES ARE WILD. THIS IS THE YEAR 2024. #I guess I never truly learned what terminally online but wow I guess neopets is a good example #not complaining tho this is very funny #sure it's in kinda bad tastes but this wildly hilarious and sort of on my brand of dark humor since this is just 'omniously vague spooky' #Neopets #april fools #lei stop being silly #neotag

[3gremlins]

me watching the new fallout series: idk about this ghoul, i think they tried to make him too good looking of a monster, idk if it's working for me

*they show a flashback of this character pre-ghoul* also me: oh no he's much hotter as a ghoul, his pretty ghoul face is growing on me -pause in realization, turn to my partner- omg i'm such a monster fucker i'm so sorry

my partner, sitting next to me: i made my peace with this long ago...

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout series #fallout amazon #ghoul #monster fucker #he's not hancock but he's okay #i think it's b/c they chose not to give them fully blacked out demon-y eyes that it feels a little off #but i get it the actor's gotta emote #anyway the series dropped yesterday and i've already watched 5 episodes #oh a sad monster man with a tattered gunslinger aesthetic? yes ty that is exactly my jam #it's pretty good #i also love lucy as the main protagonist like she's got the most feral final girl energy and it's very good #fallout series spoilers #slight spoilers #maximus is kinda fascinating too like he's not entirely likeable but you still want to see what happens next #they def nailed the fallout aesthetic and sense of humor tho #text post #the ghoul

[iamnmbr3]

Me writing meta about Tom Riddle: *checks the book 3 times for accuracy, extrapolates based on the text, clearly denotes things that are just headcanons not specifically supported by evidence*

Albus Dumbledore writing meta about Tom Riddle: lol yeah idk his vibes were just always rancid. no i don't need to "cite my sources" wtf???

#Tom Riddle: *breathes* Albus: clearly an irredeemable dark lord in the making. #not to gatekeep the fandom but uh... albus. ur meta skills kinda suck #humor #albus dumbledore #Harry Potter #Tom Riddle #if this is a joke do i need to tag #anti albus dumbledore #? #random musings #my post

[incompetent-being]

someone : u handled it so well

me : *with blood dripping down my arms and thighs* u bet ;)

#tw sui vent #tw sui ideation #tw self h4rm #tw selfhate #self mutalition #tw self destructive behavior #tw self destruction #self h@rm #self deprecating humor #kinda depressing

[marisatomay]

netflix ruining the theatrical model with streaming and then refusing to even tacitly admit their model is unprofitable by occasionally doing wide theatrical releases for their movies and therefore losing out on millions of dollars in revenue and constantly being in debt but continuing to push unprovable internal data to make their streaming numbers seem record high and everyone on earth is watching their shows and forcing the rest of the industry to put their chips into streaming even though it’s killing them all while everyone knows that the academy will never give a netflix movie best picture no matter how good the movie is because they are the original streaming sin is like a grecian tragedy to me

#‘it’s also kinda funny’ yes. those grecian tragedies had humor in them too. #apple getting a BP before netflix was funny though #it did convince me of my ‘they’re never giving netflix a BP’ theory

[cosmicstarlatte]

Demon: Barbatos? Barbatos is that you!? & MC!?

MC: Stabby Sammy!!! Hey!!!

Barbatos: Oh good afternoon Stabby Sammy, a pleasure seeing you out & about.

Stabby Sammy: About time right!? Oh well I gotta run, have a good day both of you!

Barbatos: You as well.

Simeon: Stabby Sammy?

Barbatos: We met in jail

Luke: Jail!?

#Kinda related to the last post lol #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #om! mc enzo content #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #happy birthday barbatos 2023 #obey me simeon #obey me luke

[loserdiaz]

the one where the lasagna recipe got buck a husband!

#this was requested by anon in a very ominous way but ! it's done ! #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buddie #buddie edit #buddie incorrect quotes #kinda??? #911 humor #tv: 911 #otp: you can have my back anyday #otp: you two have an adorable son #my edits #911onabc #911 on fox

[puppyeared]

mascot

#this isnt vent dw!!! i dont smoke either i was just kinda going for some sort of vibe #i know its usually played for laughs or like. dark humor whenever ppl draw mascots without their heads and u can see the actor #but i always found it fascinating and a little sobering. ever since i was a kid ive always been hyperaware of ppl in costumes #like. even if i tried to block it out id be thinking the whole time 'its not real. theres a person in that suit who gets paid to do this' #it used to be an uncomfortable nagging feeling but now its like. oh yeah theres someone with a whole life story doing this. idk #i think when i tell ppl im not conscious of my body its like. im not dysphoric or experience dissociation but. at the same time #it feels like my physical body doesnt fully outwardly represent me..?? like some sort of costume #i like to phrase it as being a giant hairless mecha and inside theres a very tiny puppy piloting the damn thing #and the other thing is. when i draw my sona i dont really see it as what i /wish/ i looked like or how i want people to see me #its like being in a costume and just. fucking around with some sort of barrier between myself and others #plus mascots arent allowed to talk and i dont really. engage with other ppl in public spaces that it kinda feels like ad lib #i share a lot abt my life but ironically im also a private person..... i guess it just gives me some sort of control over my identity #my art #myart #my oc #sona #mascot #furry #??? is this furry art???? #twinkle #puppysona #edit: had to outline it bc i just realized it looks really weird on dark mode -_-

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

not me immediately getting jude from this

who did you guys get? 👀

#idk any of them i just see jude around a lot so it made me chuckle #@/judejazza and their wonderful posts i often run into #victor is apparently my opposite from these options and elbert is my 2nd choice or smth #(friends and i usually do 'quizzes' 3x to get our main/secondary/opposite) #anyway im just snooping around now. still not sure how i feel abt it but was never too tempted for ikevil. #the less gacha in my life atp the better ngl ;;;;;;;; its why ive stayed away from most of the new games and tryna limit current ones #though if they ever do finally drop ikegen (unlikely asf) ..... count my ass in #i can't even be mad ikepri dropped bc ive enjoyed it so much more than i ever thought i would. easily my fav or 2nd fav bc ikerev #i still adore ikerev and magic and the world building and everything.. alice is just pretty dumb sometimes #which is why i adore b&tb-esque belle/emma so much. also why i like mai in some routes (ikesen humor op) #ikevamp has always just kinda been there tbh. usually the events feel more interesting than the routes ngl;;; charas are fun tho #anyway let's see how this bad boy goes #who did y'all get?? #ikevil #ikemen villains #my post 📫 #aerin.jpg #from the official ig acct btw

[nyxcentury]

A hermit should get like a stack of joel heads, drop them on the ground and say "Oops i spilled the beans."

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #guys im tired but I'm work so i can't sleep yet #my humor gets worse the more tired i am #and everything becomes increasingly hysterical but in the funny im laughing kinda way