*Keith, Hunk and Pidge sitting and talking in the living room*
Hunk: So then I was like —
*Lance, coming into room in nothing but a towel*
Lance: Hey, Keith? Can you come to my bedroom?
Lance, blushing: Because … I really need you.
Pidge and Hunk:
Keith: Can’t it wait?
Lance: No; I need you now. You’re my boyfriend, buddy; this is part of your job.
Keith: *sighing and getting up* Fine, fine. Never knew you were so needy …
*the two leave, and Pidge and Hunk sit in an awkward silence*
Hunk: So … so I didn’t think that they’d already be having — I mean I didn’t —
Pidge: Hurry up and pick a game for us to play; I need to dull my mind as quick as possible.
Hunk, finding a video game: Same.
*in Lance’s room*
Lance: See?? I told you it was huge!
Keith: *rolls eyes* Stop exaggerating; it’s a decent size but it’s NOT “huge”.
Lance: Well, whatever; are you gonna take care of it for me or what?
Keith: *rolls up magazine and kills spider in the corner*
Keith: There, you big baby. Satisfied?
Lance: I’d be more satisfied if I could score a Goodnight kiss … *puckers*
Keith: *throws spider-killing magazine at Lance*
Lance: *unholy screeching*
Pidge and Hunk, in living room: 😳
Shiro, trying to sleep in his room: These kids will be the death of me I swear …
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Hunk: So Lance where did you get all these ice creams from?
Lance: I have a whole stash in the blue lion.
Pidge: How did you manage to keep them so cold?
Lance: Well you know that freeze ray thingy that Blue has?
Shiro: Lance you didn’t…
Coran: You’re using a 10,000 year old lion that changes into the most powerful protector of the universe as your own personal freezing device for your ‘ice cream’ things?
Lance: Yep. Pretty smart, right?
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*Pidge, Hunk, Keith and Lance hanging out and watching tv*
Pidge: So I was reading this study the other day and —
Pidge: … and anyways it claims that one out of every four people is gay.
Hunk: So that means, theoretically, that one of us could be gay?
Lance: I hope it’s Keith; he’s the cutest.
Lance: … wait I mean …
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