#hunk: pidge. I am SAYING that war is an intricate ritual

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Pidge: what’s the fruitiest element? discuss.

Pidge: i think silver is inherently sapphic but im open to suggestions

Keith: Are you kidding me? Zuko is right there. It’s fire ofc

Keith: Oh you meant the periodic table

Lance: settle down aristotle 🙄

Keith: That joke has no right being that funny.

Hunk: Thulium has an atomic number of 69

Pidge: okay but that just means thulium is the SEXIEST element. im asking which element is the GAYEST

Lance: bismuth is literally bi and looks like a rainbow

Pidge: yeah but thats such low hanging fruit. also way to pigeonhole 🙄

Lance: damn u right. sorry bismuth 😔

Hunk: I think an argument for gold can be made

Pidge: ???? explain

Hunk: Well think about all the wars that have been fought over gold. I mean ignoring the colonialism of it all for a second. But what is war if not fighting other MEN? 🤨 Idk seems kinda sus to me

Lance: fellas..........

#pidge: are you implying that war is an intricate ritual #hunk: pidge. I am SAYING that war is an intricate ritual #voltron #pidge #lance #hunk #keith #shitpost #Shiro: I agree with Hunk. Pirates love gold and as everybody knows pirates are super gay.