I hate when men ask me or tell me we should watch Hunter x Hunter together. It’s the biggest fucking turn off in the world. First of all, who the fuck told you that you were special enough to share my favorite thing with. Why would I wanna watch this thing that has sentimental value to me, WITH YOU? We just met.
Second of all, I wasn’t born yesterday you heathen. I know what you want and it’s not gonna happen. Not when I have perfectly good 2d anime men to pay attention to. ALSO, I will never EVER have sex while watching Hunter x Hunter. That shit is important to me, those two little boys are my fucking livelihood. Ew.
Hey there! Here’s an idea that I had!
*At an Anime Convention*
Dick: Is cosplaying as Sailor Moon because he’s a pretty guardian while Wally is dressed up as Tuxedo Mask.
Jason: Dressed as Kageyama while Roy is Hinata but he gets yelled at so it’s not different from real life.
Tim: Is filled with anxiety as he’s dressed up as Yuuta while Kon is acting a fool cosplaying as Gojo.
Damian: In disdain that he’s dressed as Gon because why are his shorts so short while Jon is dressed as Killua.
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Hi nova! Since your asks are open I do have a request/ ask.
This happened to a acquaintance of mine a while ago actually (scary as hell)
So basically how would chrollo react if one day his darling just gives birth out of the blue and neither one of them knew she was expecting? Like suddenly she’s experiencing a lot of pain and then pops in the room only for him to hear crying baby noises
For context: this does happen (as i said happened to an acquaintance at uni) The mother doesn’t show because of the way her uterus is positioned. Stress/ lack of good diet can cause your period to become highly irregular/ even almost non existent and not everyone has the same symptoms when expecting.
Oh I know it happens, it's a fear of mine. Probably caused by watching that show as a kid, "I didn't know I was pregnant". Anyone else seen that show? Put the fear in me. Especially the ones where they do have their "period" the whole nine months, like can't even count on that to help tell. Anyway, enough of my fear. I hope that person you know is okay and so is the baby.
Suddenly my inbox is filled with chrollo and baby comments, I'm digging it lol.
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He would probably be startled as anyone would be. This is something he never prepared for. Pregnancies are supposed to make themselves known, right? Plus if he gotten a vasectomy(I answered this in another post) then he sure as hell wasn't prepared for this. This wasn't apart of the plan. It wasn't suspose to happen.
Even so, Chrollo would force himself out of shock to help you. He knows he can use this to his advantage. After all, he is a calculated man. If he gives, he expects you to, too. So, there he is, comforting you, helping you get into position. Calling any medical staff he can(that he can trust or kill after). He knows you're terrified, anyone would be. It explains why you're clinging to him even though you weren't too fond of him before for what he has done to you. Yet, here you were, begging for his help. Grabbing onto him for comfort and support. He can do that, he can be what you want and need right now, because he knows at the end of this you'll remember how sweet and caring he was during this. Knowing your little bundle of joy came into the world with it's father helping anway he can.
Once everything is over, he's watching you hold the baby, cooing at it. You look so happy there(if you wanted a kid) holding the perfect mixture out of the two of you. Thoughts are roaming his mind, what does this mean? Will you love him more, you had to. He can make that happen if he's smart enough. Chrollo suddenly is so much softer with you, letting you do as you wish more. Less punishments for acting out. Even softly cooing at the baby as well. He's using the baby to show you his softer side. A side he knows you'll like more.
Overall, to him he's gonna use it to make you love him more. Especially when he hints the well being of the child depends on how you treat him from now on. Chrollo is taking this surprise and using it the best he can. You're his now, for good.
Milluki would be the easiest Zoldyck to reform.
And I'm not talking about those "Milluki loses weight and is suddenly nice because he's 'handsome' and not fat anymore" fanfics and fanarts. Who's to say Milluki loathes himself because of his weight ? That's just a dumb assumption, sure, he probably does get picked on by his family, mainly his parents and grandpa, because he's the portly one out of all of them, but they also judge and criticize him for everything else, so I think his weight would be one of the last things on his mind.
But think about it, Milluki is actually really smart and skilled with computers, he's basically the family IT guy whenever they have a problem that has something to do with technology.
But what if he decided to leave ? In my opinion, I don't think his family would care, considering that they think he's a failure as an assassin and a son. They wouldn't miss him like they miss Killua. Sure they'd be losing their IT guy, but they could easily just hire someone for that role. And I'm not even sure they realized he actually left the house for the first time in years when he went to Yorknew City.
What if at that moment, when he came back, he realizes that nobody even noticed that he was gone and it inspires him to leave ? He realizes that they truly don't care.
Milluki is young and talented, so he could easily get a job that can use his skills and could even enroll in a university and could get multiple degrees.
His personality is also shitty because he's stuck in the house with people who don't care about him or notice him, so he doesn't really socialize as much as he should, so if he went and found some anime nerds with common interests (assuming they aren't the shitty incel type who'd influence his already shitty personality) he could probably make fast friends that way. He'd be a little awkward at first but he'd eventually get into the rythm.
In eighth grade I once made a fanfic where Milluki simply just had to leave the house because there was an anime figure he wanted that could only be bought in stores and he bumped into a person who wanted the same figure and they just talked and got to know each other and it was the first person who acknowledged him and showed him kindness in years, so he was eager to get away from his family and change himself for them but he was scared that they would just abandon him and ignore him just like everyone else.
Milluki could actually survive and make it in the real world if he just had the motivation and if he did ever get out and touch some grass and met some people, his spoiled man-child personality would probably decrease expeditiously. It wouldn't be completely gone, but he'd probably just be reduced to more of an know-it-all dork who always has a 'I'm smarter than everyone in this room, so when I say Sailor Moon can beat Goku, it's a fact, don't question my judgment !" personality but can turn it off whenever he has to do something important or when he wants to make new friends.