#hurry up and fuck please

[freakish-goth]

THIS

(not my image)

#loki s2 #loki series #loki #loki and mobius #yes girl you look hot please hurry the fuck up to your husband now #lokius

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

He didn’t post it on the dot WHY DODNT HE DO THA T

I’m ANXIOUS and I’m trying to BAKE MULTIPLE THINGS and SET SHIT UP

AND THESE THIGH HIGHS AFE NOT HELPING CAUSE THEYRE ITCHY BUT I HAVE TO WEAR THEM BC VIBES

Erik…. Kindly… HURRY THE FUCK UP

#HURRY UP #PLEASE #IM BEGGING #FUCKING HELL #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted #redactedasmr #redacted monarchal summit #redacted summit

[kit-williams]

A Momrad to Konrad post

Guess who finally met the consequences of his own actions?

That's right my lil night lord finally fucked around and found out.

He's fine he just fell out of his bassinet which was a foot drop onto the carpet but it scared him. He's now passed out on me (which he only does on dadtarion ((or the dad haunter still playing around with names)) )

But yeah night lord is fine just got spooked. He "spoke" to grandma and cheered up.

In other news my car still fucked. Have to wait to go back to work till Wednesday because we can't get a rental car before then and I because of where I work... I wouldn't be able to bring my phone with me on my commute to work, because I couldn't guarantee a phone locker, which dadtarion does not want momrad to be in an unsafe situation.

#momrad to konrad #baby night lord shenanigains #my little konrad #my little night lord #life update #my car still fucked #my husband is planning on murder #he really hates our car at the moment #they almost couldn't find the part which is crazy #the car is only 5 years old and you're telling me they discontinued making the part already? #we blame covid #but still #momrad #dad haunter #or it's going to be #dadtarion #but my mom is helping with paying for the car rental so thats great #please hurry up tax return we need that money

[meeko-mar]

"read MHA manga" they said. "It'll be fun," they said. Just a fun little comic about kids becoming heroes.

#B R U H #Nah man my favorite idiot hero child is getting the shit beat outta him I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY LMAO #Izuku please I SWEAR TO GOD #bnha spoilers #bnha 360 #here I thought we might be getting a quick scene shift NO WE ARE RIGHT BACK AT IT #bakudeku #hurry up izuku

[gunsatthaphan]

~ Monthly BL Breakdown: November 2022 ~  

❄️ Happy December!!! 🎄

Disclaimer: ALL shows can be streamed here or here, as well as on Youtube and other platforms. For more info on where to watch what, check out this post!

New breakdowns are coming at the end of every month - feel free to add stuff! (previous breakdowns)

What came out this month? (green tick = seen or currently watching)

🌟 Love of Secret - November 5th (Thailand) 

🌟 Between Us - November 6th (Thailand) ✅

🌟 Semantic Error: The Movie (digital release) - November 11th (South Korea)

🌟 I Will Knock You - November 18th (Thailand)

🌟 GAP (GL) - November 19th (Thailand) ✅

🌟 Happy Ending Romance - November 24th (South Korea) 

🌟 My First Song - November 25th (Thailand) 

🌟 Love in the Air: Special Episode  - November 26th (Thailand) ✅

🌟 The Star Always Follows You - November 26th (Vietnam) 

🌟 Tsukuritai Onna to Tabetai Onna (GL) - November 29th (Japan) 

Monthly likes/dislikes

❣️ Between Us - this sure was a surprise for me because my expectations for this show were 6 feet under lmao. I don’t like New’s series and I wasn’t a fan of winteam in uwma so I was getting ready to take a quick peek and then drop it but,,,, yeah. it’s good lmao. they’re doing an excellent job at integrating it into the uwma timeline while giving us a vast amount of nostalgic moments. It’s a surprisingly good production and I’m very impressed. The cast has had a big glowup acting-wise which is amazing to see while still getting the familiar vibes from uwma. I love it so far. 

New series & movie announcements

🎥 The Lost Ring (series adaption) - coming January 2023 (Vietnam) 

🎥 Hot Bamee and Yummy Gyogung (novel adaption) - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 The Whisperer - Date TBA (Thailand)

🎥 Twins - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 Miracle - Coming 2023 (Taiwan) 

🎥 Superstar Mafia The Series - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 Beautiful Scars - Date TBA (Philippines)

🎥 Bump Up Business (starring members of Only One Of) - Date TBA (South Korea) 

🎥 Be Mine SuperStar (rumored leads are JaFirst) - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 Si Andy Si Lauren O Si Peng - Date TBA (Philippines) 

🎥 ข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอ (novel adaption) - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 Mystique in the Mirror (novel adaption) - Date TBA (Thailand)

🎥 BESPREN (short film) - Date TBA (Philippines) 

🎥 Wall of Dawn - Date TBA (Thailand) 

🎥 The End Of The World With You (adaption of the manga 僕らのミクロな終末) - Coming January 2023 (Japan)

🎥 Double Shuffle (novel adaption) - Date TBA (Taiwan)

🎥 Cafe in Love - Coming February 2023 (Thailand) 

🎥 The Promise - Date TBA (Thailand) 

Other news from the BL world

❗️ The following BL actors/productions won at this year’s Howe Awards:

Cutie Pie: Hottest Series Award 

ZeeNunew: Best Couple Award 

OhmNanon: The 50 Influential People Award 

Net Siraphap & Love Pattranite: Howe New Generation Award

❗️ The upcoming Korean BL Love Tractor has been postponed to 2023. 

❗️ Filming for the Cutie Pie Special EP wrapped on November 4th. The air date has yet to be announced. 

❗️Smart C. and James P. (LeonPob from DSN) have shared a picture with the director of The Eclipse, hinting that they might be working together on their upcoming spinoff Just Say Yes. 

❗️Aea Ravipon Pumruang, who was working as an assistant director and producer under GMMTV, has been arrested for se*ually ass*ulting a minor actor who was, reportedly, auditioning for a BL series. Aea has worked on series like Bad Buddy, A Tale of Thousand Stars, Vice Versa and others. 

❗️JaFirst are the rumored leads of the upcoming BL Be Mine SuperStar. The sidecast was announced on November 29th. The air date is unclear. 

❗️Actors Mek Jirakit and Mond Tanutchai have left GMMTV. Actors Title Kirati (Love By Chance, Until We Meet Again) and Great Sapol (Manner of Death) have joined the company for the 2023 lineup. 

❗️Shooting for the upcoming GMMTV BLs Be My Favorite and A Boss and a Babe has started. Both shows will air next year. The upcoming BL I Feel You Linger in the Air has also commenced filming. 

❗️TutorYim (NueaSyn in CutiePie) have replaced JimmyTommy in the upcoming BL Middleman’s Love. Shooting has started. The show will air next year. 

❗️The Thai BL Not Me won 3 awards at this year’s สุดสัปดาห์ Y Awards: Best Screenplay, Best Director and Best Series Based on Books. Cutie Pie won Y Series of The Year, Actor of The Year and Rising Star Duo of The Year. 

❗️The pilot for the upcoming Thai BL Hit Bite Love has been postponed to January 21st 2023.

❗️The Thai BL Coffee Melody announced 2 special episodes on December 18th (PlengDuean) and December 25th (NueaJeen). (god why)

❗️Former GMMTV actor Mek Jirakit hinted at a possible collaboration with Filipino actor Aki Torres (My Day) by posting pictures with him, saying that he was excited to work with him on a BL series. This would be the first Thai-Filipino BL collaboration/crossover. 

❗️Actor Prem Warut (Between Us) has terminated his contract with his agency Starlatiz and will now be working as a freelanced actor. He has stated that his decision won’t affect his further works with partner Boun Noppanut. 

❗️ This year’s GMMTV2023 event for their upcoming projects next year was held on November 22nd. The following BLs were announced: 

A Boss and a Babe (starring ForceBook)

Hidden Agenda (starring JoongDunk)

Only Friends (starring FirstKhao & ForceBook)

Last Twilight (starring JimmySea)

Cooking Crush (starring OffGun)

Dangerous Romance (starring PerthChimon)

Our Skyy 2 (starring everyone lol) 

Cherry Magic Thailand (starring TayNew)

23.5 (starring MilkLove & GeminiFourth)

Upcoming series & movies for December

☝🏻 Oh! My Assistant - December 1st (South Korea) 

☝🏻 609 Bedtime Story - December 2nd (Thailand) 

☝🏻 My School President - December 2nd (Thailand)

☝🏻 Si Andy Si Lauren O Si Peng - December 3rd (Philippines) 

☝🏻 Semantic Error: The Movie (international release) - December 9th (South Korea)

☝🏻 The Warp Effect (BL sidestory) - December 12th (Thailand)

☝🏻 Never Let Me Go - December 13th (Thailand) 

☝🏻 The Director Who Buys Me Dinner - December 15th (South Korea) 

☝🏻 Ameiro Paradox - December 16th (Japan)

☝🏻 Coffee Melody Special Episode (PlengDuean) - December 18th (Thailand) 

☝🏻 The New Employee - December 21st (South Korea)

☝🏻 Coffee Melody Special Episode (NueaJeen) - December 25th (Thailand) 

☝🏻 HIStory5: Love in the Future - December 28th (Taiwan) 

☝🏻 Moonlight Chicken - December TBA (Thailand) 

#doreens monthly bl breakdown #thai bl #bl drama #upcoming bl #update #bl news #the thing with the director is so fucked up #war of y is turning into a documentary and its terrifying #big sigh #good thing he got caught #and i hope the actor is okay #geez #also can we please never stop talking about only friends because its already my entire life kdjfhgdf #the trailer lives in my mind rent free and im letting it #its insane #also they better hurry up with moonlight chicken because im really getting impatient now #its been A YEAR #gooddddd

[genericpuff]

there is ONE thing i will absolutely curse out tears of the kingdom for

y'see, i wrote a zelda fanfiction way back in the day that i would later decide to pull the plug on and adapt into an original work to get it away from its roots

link would turn into hale who still slightly resembles the vibe of link but has dominion over time and matter and eventually goes on to lose his hand in a skirmish with a friend

and now here we are, a decade later, and link has lost his arm and gained dominion over time and matter

somehow, despite all my efforts to move away from zelda, zelda has decided to get the leg up on time gate and beat it to the punch

this somehow feels like petty revenge for that one spite comic i made back in 2017

time gate's just been sitting here, idly manipulating the universe around it but never given credit

always the bridesmaid, never the bride

.... if i play my cards right, maybe i can get nintendo to give link a secret boyfriend-

#seriously just go read time gate y'all are killing me #hale is stepping up as the main protagonist of the next book so if you like tears of the kingdom you'll like time gate #this is mostly me joking btw i should have known nintendo would beat me to the punch eventually #this should just be motivation for me to hurry the fuck up and get out of hiatus so i can get to hale's arc in the story #please reblog i wanna shove it in nintendo's face that i came up with their idea first #i'm gonna ride on tears of the kingdom's coattails so hard y'all will think i'm legitimately ripping it off but i'm NOT i was here FIRST- #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #totk #tears of the kingdom memes #totk memes #fanfiction #time gate #projectreaper #projectreapercomics

[toastsnaffler]

woke up randomly in the night and my flatmate is in the bathroom so I can't go pee and immediately go back to sleep incident 7493 dead 19923 casualties

#GIRL PLEASE ITS BEEN 15 MINS. I NEED TO FALL BACK ASLEEP STAT I HAVE TO BE UP FOR WORK IN 3 HOURS. EMERGENCY!!!!! #ik shes not working today so she can do whatever with her schedule but i cant fall asleep again until i peeeee #and the longer im awake the harder it is for me to fall asleep. and ive been so fucking tired latelt already come on 💔💔 #actually come to think of it the reason i woke up so suddenly is probably cuz i heard her door slamming #which is fine she can move around the flat whenever she likes. not like shed stop for me anyway. but hurry tf up in there #whats she DOING. if shes taking a bath or showering im fucked. maybe i should just piss in the kitchen sink lmao #UGHHHHH. #.diaries #well all we can do is wait. man im gonna feel like so much shit at work today :(

[longlostdiaries]

Me when my symptoms give me a break: oh gods what if the docs are right? What if I'm not ill and actually faking this and looking for excuses? What if the tests come back right because there isn't anything wrong with me?

Me when my symptoms come back: lol, no. I'm definitely not imagining things/making it up unless

#can we please hurry up with the diagnosis process already #this is getting tiring #disabled #disability #chronic pain #chronic illness #see me limping around the house #wearing so many compression tubular bandages I look like a fucking mummy #longlostposts

[anexistingexistence]

Love it when games are like "Are you stuck on a level? Maybe try leveling up your characters!" To which all I have to say is bitch I am not stuck on any level I am stuck on thE FUCKING LOADING SCREEN

#an existing post #please hurry the fuck up #txt post #video games #gaming

[mothras-in-my-belly]

There's no way I am waiting until 3am for S2 to drop and pulling an all-nighter just so I can scream about it on main (there is absolutely a way i am going to be doing just that)

#good omens brainrot #I am going feral #screaming crying shaking throwing up #this will probably be annoying to all of you #no i will not be apologising #good omens #Gos2 #gos2 countdown #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #please im begging #28th should hurry the fuck up

[rushingheadlong]

Quick question for the fandom: How many instruments does Spike Edney play?

The list I have so far is keyboards/piano, guitar, bass, keytar, trombone, some percussion like the cabasa, and of course he sings as well.

Is there anything I'm missing here, or does this sound right to everyone else?

#spike edney #according to the SAS site Spike is working on an autobiography and can I just say: please hurry the fuck up alskdfjklasdjl #Spike is one of those people that it lowkey kills me that there's not a lot of info out there on his professional history #esp everything he did before joining up with Queen #like pls Spike Edney sir pls just give me all the stories of you working with Bob and the Rats I'm begging you #spike #text

[hecate-valentine]

wHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!.#.#!_÷.÷.

#final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 remake #sephiroth #incorrect sephiroth quotes #incorrect sephiroth #please help im scared #all he keeps asking me now is 'are you ready?' #like bro im ready to be disappointed if you dont hurry the fuck up #character ai #im actually crying

[grippingbeskar]

missing frank castle hours give him back to me. NOW.

#frank castle. #please just fucking give him BACK #IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DROUGHT #MARVEL KILL YOURSELF CHALLENGE OKAY #DAREDEVIL PLS HURRY UP I CANT WAIT.

[ozymoron]

waiting sucks all the effects of t should happen to me now

#⚠️ #HURRY UP #MAKE ME SO FUCKING HAIRY I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A WEREWOLF #also receding hairline please #im very fond of men with receding hairlines

[you-need-not-apply]

I STILL don’t HAVE polls

#let me die #ffs #tumblr #polls #istg #hurry the fuck up #please #goddamn

[thecatpajamas]

A short summary of tubbo keeping his cool

#[whispers] if you're new to the stream by the way please following the fucking stream fuck you #fun fact i watch the vods at 1.5x / 2x speed but whenever i clip things i slow it back down to 1x #so now whenevr i clip or catch an alt stream im like you gotta hurry up bro say ur thing!!! #not sure if hes a slow talker or if ive created a problem :]]]]]]