Spamano meet-cute where Antonio is Romulus' sugar baby & that's how he meets Lovino.
And Antonio tries to pretend that he isn't doing that but, uh, Lovino fucking knows.
Look, Romulus has a lot of sugar babies so like Lovino knows what's up but this fucking guy (Antonio) keeps stopping to flirt with him in his kicthen.
(While Feliciano watches them, eating leftovers like it's a soap opera)
And Antonio digs himself so deep into holes like "you and your dad are-- you're both attractive in different ways!" Followed by "what do you want me to say you're hotter than your dad? I can say that, if you want me to--"
And also when he sees Feli being like "whoa there's two of you??? Bc--" and then seeing the look on Lovino's face and backtracking to "i just didn't know you had a.... Brother that's all."
Also Feli occasionally supplying insults when Lovino falters like
Lovino "you're a... A.."
Feliciano (from being him, at the counter) "two bit whore."
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