@aeipathic said: is it awful that i’m enjoying it? ( xie lian @ sqx ! )
A quiet little giggle escapes her and she shakes her head. There hasn’t been much for her to laugh about since her fall from grace— not with her beggar gang nor with any few and far between visitors. But this? This is more than enough to bring a smile to her face.
“Not at all! And if it is, then we’ll be awful together.” She resists the urge to bump shoulders with Xie Lian, not wanting to dirty up his pristine white robes.
someone put me and my friends on reddit 😓
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They're in love they told me themselves
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Retro Computer Desk (Revisited) by Cem Tezcan
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thinking about how shi qingxuan and he xuan's characters are each other's opposites. shi qingxuang is all about justice and he xuan about vengeance, but those things are the ones that break both of them in the end. shi qingxuan learns that he became a god because shi wudu trampled over someone else's luck and he's so righteous that he just can't deal with it, knowing that his fate is someone else's. but then he xuan gets his revenge and if there was nothing left to do, if he was finally at peace after that, he would have eventually disappeared, but he doesn't and stays around. so now none of them have what they wanted and they're left in a position in which nothing could ever fix what has been done.
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Lev!AU's HX had to go blow up a corrupt CEO's yacht to get rid of the anger at even the thought of SWD and LQG even being in the same building let alone what you did here :P. LOL I am just imaging the exploding heads if a copy of The DVD fell through a hole in between the worlds. ^^;;;
LMFAO someone write a crossover of my crossover fics so we can get the true threesome we deserve: shixuange
I don’t care if you use neopronouns, at least make them easy to read/pronounce
Shi Qingxuan: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Hua Cheng: I’m a knife.
Xie Lian: He’s the big spoon.
Hua Cheng: Gege what are you saying I’m clearly the little spoon.
He Xuan: He’s a knife.
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i hate this novel so much
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Lev!Anon: FffffFFFKHJSFIUEKBFBDKJNSKHFIEW!!!!! OMFG. Your prompt fill killed me. That last scene??? *clutches chest and keels over* I loved every single scene and how you got in that smutty smutty dialogue. I'm also imagining HX on the comms and saying stuff like that ALL THE TIME, and it's all "innocent." 1) I want "LQG, strip!" to be like "Dammit Hardison". Every time there's a need for a quick change, there's LQG running by in the background with half his clothes missing.
2) "You're the one who told me I wasn't putting my hip into it"??????? FFFFffffsss I'm just thinking in other contexts this phrase could be used. 3) Holy wow. OMGOMGOMG. That was just. WOW. Intense. LQG is so good at taking everything HX dishes out. 4) Ahhhh I love it when LQG 耍小脾氣 with HX. SO. CUTE. And HX's little smile!!!!! *screams* 5) JFC. I already mentioned how this killed me, right??? Fuuuuuck. This is pure lust. This pairing is SO unbelievably HOT. I love this!!!!!
HOORAAAAAYYYYYY lmfao i'm so happy you liked it!!!! God, after HX decides he can have something, he's absolutely unstoppable isn't he? At first his attitude is all "I hired you for your body, of course I'm entitled to it," then it becomes "you're the one who swore loyalty to me, of course I'm entitled to your complete obedience." He just keeps saying all this shit until finally it's LBH who threatens to quit if they don't fucking keep it in the bedroom. Meanwhile SQQ's like "wow they're really taking the will-they-won't-they the extra mile" when in fact HX and LQG have been fucking for years.
1. LQG STRIP BEING DAMMIT HARDISON LOLOLOLOLOL. The worst part is it only becomes a team catchphrase because it works. Somehow, every time LQG shows skin, something works out for the better. HX announces with a perfectly straight face that his nudity is their lucky charm.
2. HAHAHAHAH. HX is such a vengeful bastard—after LQG says this to him once at the gym, HX sets up a whole entire predicament bondage situation that requires LQG to fuck himself on something just so he can parrot the line back to LQG.
3. lakjsnlfsndjf i realized a little late that i prob should've put a content warning on that. i'm so deeply invested in how these two explore boundaries—with horribly uncommunicative methods, ofc, and a lot of forgiveness.
4. 耍小脾氣 TTT huffy lil cutie 假裝脾氣暴躁但其實挺傲嬌的傢伙, he really thought HX would back him against LBH...And HX knows LQG would never ask (do you find Luo Binghe more attractive than me???) so as long as he never clears the air himself, LQG would just keep storming around mad about it. XL's like "what's...going on..." and HC's like "Lao He's just pulling pigtails again. Such children, right, Gege?"
5. agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed, why are they so fucking HOT. DAMMIT.
One of the biggest missed opportunities in TGCF is He Xuan & Hua Cheng not being friends. 😔
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hexuanjie > jenovabsolute
final fantasy :)
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1998 Honda Civic HX
1998 Honda Civic HX
Icorrect quotes of tgcf that I made for some reason but I don't remember the context
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Someone said something about how he xuan should've disappeared after he accomplished his revenge but he's still around which means his soul still refuses to leave the world for some reason... istg I don't even ship beefleaf but that shit HURT
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you have to understand that japanese slapstick comedy it’s more than 50% of what was on tv for italian kids in the 90s, that’s why now i’m cursed with shipping beefleaf
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lev!anon: I have started rewatching Leverage because of you :D I am having so many feelings about LQG being a protector and using his body as the team's shield. And LQG not getting why HX is angry that he got hurt, because that's his job. ALSO, they keep doing these things that are so intimate and such demonstrations of trust, but they are absolutely, of course - what are you talking about - not in a relationship. The rest of the team headdesks a lot. Or brings out the popcorn (HC&LBH).
yesss yes yes yes. The wounds are never too bad—LQG's better than that. But LQG's tenacious. He never fucking goes down, even with two ribs cracked, and sometimes the team has to hear all that. sometimes HX has to sit there, masterminding his way through a revenge con of his own making, while LQG is getting the crap beaten out of him somewhere else, only it's fine because LQG always pulls through, wins, comes home safe.
And HX always snaps at him first thing for it but LQG always snaps right back, "I know how to do my job." It takes HX five whole seasons to figure out how to say, "yeah, that's the goddamn problem."
I know the Broken Wing Job is Parker's plot but omg, you think HX would ever come down on LQG, wholesale banning him from a job because he has an injury leftover from the job before? But then LQG does a job anyways (secretly calling SQQ and maybe XL on the side, grumbling about how he can't believe HX doesn't think he can do his job, and XL has to be like, "I...don't believe that's the reason haha") and HX comes home fuming about it. LQG being already injured is bad—LQG stubbornly working a job on his own, without HX to back him up, while he's injured??? HX's gonna kill LQG himself.
FFFFFF and HX's a formidable fighter in his own right. Only, he's a lot more brutal about it than LQG. The first time LQG seems him take down a goon, there are broken bones and internal injuries that LQG knows did not have to happen. HX fully expects the super principled LQG to get on his case about it, and LQG does, a little bit. Has a whole argument prepared about why hitters don't go overboard, why escalating the situation is no good, etc. etc. To HX's surprise though, LQG isn't threatening to leave unless HX gets his act together. No, LQG just gets more protective, literally leaping to take on goons headed for HX even though they're all perfectly clear on the fact that HX can take those guys. "You trying to save them form me?" HX snorts, more than a little bitter, but LQG only answers, "I'm trying to keep you from doing something you'll regret."
And then the much more dangerous subtext they both kind of hear: If you really want somebody dead, tell me. I'll do it.
sorry for considering the humanity of hunters in identity v before monster fucking or treating them solely as monsters like people who call luchino a literal beast
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