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Random person: So who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Gon: Killua says we're like chopsticks!
RP: Aww that's so cute, does that mean you snuggle real close?
Killua: No, it means if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Illumi: You're pretty soft for a Zoldyck.
Killua: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Gon, appearing out of nowhere and placing a flower crown on Killua's head: Oh Killua! I made you another flower crown! Please stop losing them.
Illumi: So I see.
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(The Phantom Troupe after going to the cinema)
Shizuku: I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?
Chrollo: What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there!
Shizuku: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
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🐸| heyo i have decided to make these random hcs here so yeah lol burnout incoming
hxh- main 4 with an s/o who smokes
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gon
why are you his age and smoking
gon won't ever really criticize you or put your smoking habit down, but he won't like it and will probably make sure you know that. not in a rude way, and he has nothing against smokers, but he knows it's bad for your health
whenever gon runs into you with a cigarette in between your fingers, he'll sort of make a comment about lung cancer rates or some shit under his breath. don't take it too personally, it's only because he's concerned about you, he loves u nonetheless<33
gon won't try and regulate your smoking himself; he'll let you do what u want. just know he's not a big fan
sometimes, though, gon will ask you to blow a ring of smoke just because it looks cool. he also sort of likes the smell
killua
"Can I try one?" "No."
killua doesn't really give two shits. if you don't care, he doesn't either.
he'll probably steal some from the box every now and then, and later attempt to light one and smoke it himself- but he'll just end up choking and coughing out smoke and you'll be in the corner falling out😭😭
buys you any brand of cigarettes you want- it doesn't matter at all how much it is. you're not about to pay for that shit
when leorio's over, he definitely has you purposely go up to him and blow an obnoxiously large puff of smoke right in his face. it cracks him up every time how leorio just drops to the floor wheezing
however, killua doesn't want you smoking around his sister. at all. not even outside, you'll just have to wait until she's gone
he enjoys taking pictures with you with smoke coming from your mouth and a cigarette in between his teeth- he thinks it makes you guys look cool (although we've already established killua has no clue how to smoke the damn thing)
gon tends to lecture you a lot about the health consequences of smoking whether he realizes he's doing it or not. killua usually just tells him, "We're all just gonna die, anyway- who the hell cares?"
kurapika
he'd really rather you not smoke, honestly. it's bad for your health. but he doesn't do anything to stop you and just mostly lets you do whatever in that context
although, kurapika doesn't want you smoking just before bed. while he actually finds the cigarette smell a little relaxing, he doesn't necessarily want to smell it all night on you.
kurapika doesn't like to entertain your habit, but he has to admit it's very interesting to watch when you blow smoke rings in different shapes. once you managed to snap a picture of him with a heart-shaped smoke ring around his face, and he still has the picture.
kurapika also doesn't like for you to smoke when killua and gon are there. he knows they won't say anything negative, but he'd rather you just not💀 he doesn't want them to get the idea of getting into the habit, especially so young
don't smoke anywhere near the fireplace where the scarlet eyes sit on the mantle. just don't
leorio
he thinks you are the sexiest human being alive when you smoke. 10/10 he does not want you to quit. shoot get lung cancer at least you'll look sexy doing it/j
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Killua: running with something in his hand
Kurapika: what do you have?
Killua: a knife! 😈🔪
Kurapika & leorio: NO! They both run after killua
Gon: watches thinking it's a game and cheers killua on
Hisoka: sips his tea while side eyeing the three run around
Illumi: is the reason killua has a knife and wants to use it
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