#hyped af!

[dozydawn]

Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass

#uranium glass #vaseline glass #snail #the dime for scale is much appreciated dear seller #paperweight #i guess? #uranium glass menagerie let’s go #gastropods #molluscs #mollusks #fenton #i knew this would do numbers yall are too easy #1k #as long as you’re here. remember when the lich fucked up the sweet waving snail from adventure time? #also so many of you think uranium glass is way more dangerous than it is. chill #it doesn’t need the hype it’s already sick af

[violetvelourr]

I’m sorry but I’ve been raving about this for a while (I know, poor baby, but damn…) and I need you to join me 🙈

I have seen the anime version but had no idea it was in the manga too 🤭

Sadly, I don’t know what the source is - I tried finding it but no luck.

I mean obviously it’s colored manga, but fan-made or original - no idea. I have a bunch of well-wishers who like to dump things like that on me occasionally and don’t admit where they got it from 🤭

#Kakashi #stitching himself on the go #poor baby #still hot af #the fact that seeing a fraction of his bare body gets me so hyped 🙈 #the V line!! #why in both pictures the belly button is hidden?? #such a tease

[sanamustdie]

this barbie is a war criminal!!

#homelander #queen maeve #this is old af but i forgot to post here for some reason??? #did i ever tell you guys how much i despise the us #the barbie hype is dead but oh well #anyway look at him he's super smart #the boys #the boys fan art #barbie movie #(ゝ。∂)☆ #my art ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ) #gen v

[rayix]

HII

I drew your oc cuz they are so silly

NERF ARE YOU SERIOUS?? THIS IS SO CUTE!!! LOOK GUYS! LOOK AT THE LITTLE CHAOTIC BASTARD!

MY SILLY BOY! You made him so fluffy 😭 Everything in your style turns out so nice TY I LOVE IT SM I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH UGHRJRJGRGR

#OMFGBROSKI I JUMPED OFF MY BED IN EXCITEMENT LOOK AT THEM #YOU MADE HIM SO FLUFFY #I CANTGETOVERTHAT #/POSSSS #💜💜💜💜💜💜 #OOOOH MYYYYY GOSHHHHHH #GRGRGEGHEGRGEGEGEGE #TYYYYY 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #YOUR STYLE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #I'm so normal for this istg #beautiful art #will eat it again #10/10 - five star rating #POOKIEWTFAHSJWJWKW/P #answered asks #my oc #fan art #not my art #HYPED AF RN #MORE THAN ANY ENERGY DRINK CAN EVER DO #friend art

[leopardom]

he got a cake 🥹

from damon_baker ig stories

#look at Bojan being hyped af 😭 #joker out #kris guštin #bojan cvjetićanin

[mistarover]

#had to change this to male cause so little female rappers have taglines like i swear it's just moonbyul #also joohoney's SOUNDS cringe but it's hype af i swear #there are some that i had no clue if they even counted like that weird “uuuaGH” noise han makes before he raps sometimes #kpop

[thebigoblin]

play stupid games

tags: Established Relationship, Alpha Derek Hale, Attempt at Humor, Cheesy, Fluff, Derek Hale is a Softie, Implied Sexual Content

a/n: inspired by a reel on instagram. and the title is from Taylor's song "Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince."

read on ao3

The tabs opened on his chrome browser make no sense. Not one bit. But he supposes that's just a representation of his own mind, and his morbid curiosity, and whose fault is that, really? No one's. Perhaps his mom's — but no more than it's his dad's to have given him his obsession with everything non-sensical. His dad just has to find patterns, and really, maybe his entire problem is that he is the combination of two very weirdly specific people.

What was he working on, again?

He squints at the tabs. There's too many of them, the edges stuck together so close it's like one long continuous tab instead, but he can see the lines between them, even if deciphering which tab is what is proving difficult. He could have used separate windows, but oh no, all sane ideas come to him after things are said and done.

Seriously, what was he working on?

"What are you working on?"

"What the fuck!"

The sound of another person in the room, so close to his ear, hot breath on the left side of his neck, has him jumping and flailing on his desk chair.

Rough and familiar hands grab him so that he doesn't brain himself against the floor by falling right off the chair, and he curses, because this is his life.

Once he's sitting straight, he glares up at the smirking asshole beside him. "Fuck you," he says, with feeling. "I'm giving you a bell for Christmas!"

Derek's lips tick upwards, like ha ha, that's funny. Funny that Stiles thinks he could get away with that. "My birthday gift has to be something good, then."

"I'll show a good gift!"

"That's what I am saying, Stiles."

"Ugh, you're fucking annoying." He's still glaring up at Derek, the angle not kind to his neck, so he looks back down at the screen. Derek just moves closer, a line of heat against his side that has Stiles' anger nearly melting off, but no! He'll persist.

Distraction. Yes. That is what he needs, so he clicks his mouse rather aggressively and moves the arrow to one of the tabs randomly. The title of it hovers over the tab as he does so, and Stiles wonders what could have prompted him to look at a YouTube video of making a DIY skirt from old clothes.

"You would look good in a short red skirt." Derek says this right into his left ear, his lips moving along his skin, from the top of his ear to the bottom of it, and because he's obnoxious, Derek bites his earlobe, too.

"Go away!" He slaps at Derek's chest, but his boyfriend only laughs at his half-hearted attempts. "Nuh uh, you're distracting me and I- I have work!"

"What work?"

Stiles doesn't really remember.

"You forgot, didn't you?" Derek just laughs some more, his hands wrapping around Stiles' shoulders, and Stiles pouts. "Search something for me."

"You have your own smartphone and internet, Distractingwolf!"

"But I also have you," Derek states this, a smile in his voice, and hey, it's true.

Stiles rolls his eyes and mutters, "Sap," before asking, "What?"

"I want to check something, but there's a condition."

Stiles cocks his eyebrow, just like Derek does. He's been spending too much time with Derek, and it's because of shit like this: Derek likes to climb the side of the Sheriff's house, get inside the Sheriff's barely-legal son's bedroom, and spend time either glaring at Stiles, pushing him onto surfaces like the door and walls and the bed and kissing him, or making him do random internet searches that 99% of the time happens to be information of a new supernatural creature they have to deal with.

Point is, Stiles has been spending too much time with Derek, and he loves it a fucking lot.

"Condition, huh? You getting kinky on me, Sourwolf?"

Derek moves around his chair so that his bulging biceps and sexy, veiny arms — that he knows are there below the leather jacket and the henley because he's seen his boyfriend shirtless, even if unfortunately they haven't wandered down to pantless situations — brackets him between the desk and the chair. The movement also pushes his chair further towards the desk, just a little, and Derek's chin rests on top of Stiles' hair.

"Maybe." Stiles' whole body shivers at the thought of it. They haven't had sex, but Stiles yaps about it, thinks about it often. Wants to take Derek in his mouth, wants Derek to have his way with him. He wants, and wishes, for Derek to be inside him — pound him so hard he forgets what life is, just for a moment or two or more. He's seen the alpha strength, and it's too much. Perfect. "Stiles."

"You can't blame a guy for wanting to have sex with his hot werewolf boyfriend," he retorts, huffing at the reprimand. "I can wait until you are ready, and I will, but I can think about it, can't I?"

Derek doesn't answer him, just puts his hand over Stiles' on the mouse and moves it the way he likes it. Stiles wants to be that, a ragdoll under Derek's ministrations, and nope, he can't pop a boner right now. He wants sex, but he respects Derek. But he's also a healthy ninetenn-year-old young man, and there goes his dick in his sweatpants, chubbing up like a balloon being filled with air.

Derek opens up a new window and goes to Google, his free hand coming to rest on Stiles' thigh. Stiles' breath hitches.

"Stiles," Derek's voice is low, his sex-voice. They've never done handjobs, or blowjobs, or any real dick-on-dick or hand-on-dick or mouth-on-dick action, but they have done phone sex, and about 50% of Stiles' brain, at this point, is filled with how Derek sounds when he's turned on, commanding. Close to coming, post-pleasure. Stiles knows this voice, too.

"You don't have to do anything you're not ready to," Stiles says, and he means it. Derek's head dips down and he kisses Stiles on the neck, a silent acknowledgement — Derek knows Stiles won't force him. It's okay.

"You always say 'hot werewolf boyfriend.' Not just 'hot boyfriend.' Why."

"Inflection, alpha, that's a thing." Derek pinches his thigh, and Stiles lets out a small sound at the sudden action, then grins. "You are a hot werewolf." He turns his head, pulls with his own free hand, his left hand, the one not trapped beneath Derek's on the mouse, and has Derek's head turn towards him. He kisses him, sure once, sure twice, and third time just because. Derek's eyes are intense on him as he pulls back. "I like all of you. I'd shout it out of the rooftops of all the buildings in the town if I was allowed to, Derek."

Derek smiles, and Stiles' heart beats triple time in his chest, which suddenly feels too small for everything Derek makes him feel.

They stare at one another for one more moment, and then they turn towards the screen, the cursor having moved on the screen, evidently because of their absent grip on the mouse. Derek takes his hand back and Stiles misses the warmth, but he dutifully leans forward to type in Derek's enquiry of the evening.

"Stiles, kiss me if I'm wrong, but Dinosaurs still exist, right?"

Stiles' hand spams on top of the keyboard.

He waits for the punchline to come.

When it doesn't, he gets up, turns, flails at his dork of a boyfriend, who is grinning at him, cocky and full of shit, and punches him in the chest.

"I take it back. I don't want anybody to know you belong to me. Fuck you, Derek Hale."

"Actually, I asked for a kiss, and only on the condition that I'm wrong."

"Oh, you're so, so wrong, you jerk, and you're gonna pay for it."

Stiles has now pulled the uno reverse card and boxed in Derek against his bed. Derek cocks his eyebrow at him. "Oh?"

"Yeah, oh. You're gonna kiss me, like, a 1000 times! That was the worst pick up line ever, what the fuck, who is teaching you these things?!"

Stiles pushes Derek onto his bed and starts peppering kisses on Derek's forehead, his cheeks, his nose, his chin, and of course, his lips. After a while, Derek flips them over, and they cuddle, and then they lazily make-out until their lips are swollen and red.

Derek is asleep after that, and thank god for his dad's out of town police conference, and Stiles falls asleep, too.

And that's how Stiles completely forgets about his presentation due on Monday, which is a day after.

(Derek helps him with it, and they spend the whole of Sunday making out, cuddling, and trying to out-do each other with worse and worse pick-up lines. Derek wins, because apparently he is the king of those, and Stiles just falls in deeper, his chest feels even smaller, and his feelings for Derek just seem like something he can't possibly have, too precious and important and so, so much).

#sterek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek fics #sh.writesonmain #i loooove this one so much #wrote this in the very early am's lol #i miss writing daily but ms. muse is elusive #AND ALSO HELLO? WE ARE GETTING TS11? I'M HYPED AF #anyways #sh.rambles #gonna go post this on ao3 also #gimme a few mins

[caffeine-clouds]

when i heard ppl talking about "Sonic x Shadow Generations" i thought you all were playing. But nope - this shit real. Happy Sonadow Generations Announcement.

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #HYPED AF

[manuinout]

I like how Pixar started shoving merch down our throats revealing the new emotions in the process XDDD

But I'm definitely not complaining! So here's my updated designs for Embarrassment and Envy! (I also fixed her hair to be closer to canon)

#I'M HYPED AF AAAAAHHHH #PIXAR JUST RELEASE THAT TRAILER ALREADY I WANNA HEAR MY NEW SILLIES #inside out #inside out 2 #inside out embarrassment #inside out envy #inside out fandom #gacha #small creator

[emblazons]

"I didn't say it." "You didn't have to."

Day Six of @bylerweek2023 (part i) - Pre-Volume II a few of the vol i moments that floored me last june (aka Byler + "caught in 4K" romantic subtext)

#byler #bylerweek2023 #mike wheeler #will byers #I couldn't even believe vol i wasn't a fever dream after it dropped #like. from that airport scene onward it was just shot after shot of subtext so blatant I couldn't even believe my eyes LMAO #so...this was an exercise in seeing how hd I could get my gifs #since I've been trying all kinds of things in my gif process this week #I have like. an actual concept set too #but making this reminded me how much hype vol I gave me #so I shared them! and hope to find a way to export HD af gifs without maxing out the tumblr size limit lmfao #stranger things #my gifs #byleredit

[rovermcfly]

please, I just wanna see improvised Shakespeare comedy

#dropout #dropout tv #game changer #a game most changed #ross bryant #blaine swen #improvised shakespeare company #shakespeare #sam reich #please don't take this as negativity! I'm still hyped af about everything!!

[arimesi]

artfight attack for @/harborbirdie✨

#artfight #team bloom #artmesi #hehee more fairies:3c #unfortunately most likely the last piece im able to make this year for AF u_u #i was so hyped for this year but unfortunately life has me by the throat rn so #o(-( #next year hopefully i have more time to attacka

[kid-sid]

TEAM VAMPIRE ROCK UUUUUPPPP BLOOD EMOJI BLOOD EMOJI BLOOD EMOJI

#BLOOD EMOJI BLOOD EMOJI BLOOD EMOJI #yes #YES!!!HASHTAG VAMPIRESWEEP TELL YA MOM #artfight #artfight 2023 #like half of my characters on af are AT BEST only 1 or 2 steps removed from Vampire #and all of them are goths. so #Keyon #myart #i was excited over last years theme but FUCK the hype is real for this one. #the tables have turned and your werewolf boyfriend is about to get FUCKED. by ME. bark bitch #halloween-ass theme. fuck my hole

[silverformymonsters]

Nothing is absolute.

#dragon age #dragon age absolution #netflix #i'm hyped af #let's go!

[petitprincess1]

If he doesn't get hit with a shoe at least ONCE....this show has failed me /hj (Although, I still prefer him to be a cranky, goop grandpa that helps with the portal. I'm manifesting the hijinks and flashbacks to ensue)

#Seriously though #if those possessed Hunter screenshots do prove to be fake #then im fucking hype af #if not...im not gonna ruin anyone else #who is having a good time #the owl house #toh season 3 #the owl house season 3 #toh meme #luz noceda #hunter #camila noceda #emperor belos #philip wittebane

[esteemed-excellency]

Item: fucked up machine that fucks you up

#me casually playing trial and error this morning: oh cool you can investigate a law furnace #the pc as soon as you click the option to examine the machine: immediately puts their hands on it #hiram coming home hyped af with his new law #and the deviless looking at him like WHO built a furnace in the middle of london and HOW did you even found out about it??? #drop it! drop the law!! #fallen london #text #cw body horror #tw body horror