hey bro, come get a whiff of this new cologne i bought
huh? what do you mean it smells like sex? like hot, sticky arousal building inside you, melting your thoughts with every deep breath in... and out? like overpowering musk making your head spin, making you feel so fuzzy, so confused, so horny that all you can think about is getting pinned down and fucked senseless?
nah bro, that can't be right. here, smell again, you'll see~