#hyroglyphics

[bits-of-wit]

#lol #funny #cartoon #comic #hyroglyphics

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[ippyhaj]

Holy shit my brain is fried

#why can’t I do like any classes or studying I want to cry #everytime I try there’s like a wall in front of my head and all the information turns to hyroglyphics #Im losing hope in myself #shitpost

[dr-albert-g-krueger]

what if i umm ummmmm

𓀀

imm too scared to do the rest can someone else do it

Scared? Oh, but there is absolutely no reason to fear me.

#look at me I could not hurt a fly #but still... #You should better just take this hyroglyph back and instead answer me some questions #ask dr. krueger #twdak #albert krueger #dr albert krueger

[unknownspecies]

debating on creating a sideblog dedicated to all my typos

#peovess instead of progress #like #what ? #gonna call it unknowntexts #bc it fr be an unknown text #hyroglyphics wish it could be as good as me #… #im not evem gonna try to fix that #the unknown talks

[napoleondidthat]

Sigh.

Heavy sigh.

I haven’t stated my thoughts on the movie trailer yet. Instead I have been watching different reaction trailers and reading articles and blurbs on it. Luckily I have not ventured into the dumpster fire that is Twitter and its reactions.

But it is frustrating. This article frustrates me. I have been studying Napoleon for (ahem 30+ years) and to say that Napoleon is too often portrayed is laughable. Why does that not feel so to the Napoleonic Community? Bill and Ted’s , Night At The Museum, doesn’t count in my book because Napoleon is basically charactured.

I am not here to argue Napoleon was a saint, he was not. I am not even interested in that debate anymore as it’s been done to death. But I am also alarmed, as a history geek and as a historian, of this movement that we should only study those who are deemed “good” by society’s whims at the given moment. From some of the reactions (or over reactions) that seems to be somewhat what I hear. Or jealousy that your favorite historical whoever has not yet had a film dedicated to them. I know, it sucks and is frustrating. Napoleon scholars can sympathize.

What is also slightly amusing to jarring is the armchair commentators who know “something” but often by their commentary show they know nothing. The video yesterday I posted of the two historians commenting, albeit in pro British ways, were talking about how they knew nothing of the Survivor’s Balls that happened after the Terror. That women would cut their hair short and wear a red ribbon around their neck. This all goes to prove I guess that even the big not so accurate Hollywood movies can have their teachable moments. The Napoleonic period of course is so wide that historians focus on different areas to study and concentrate on too. Josephine isn’t an unknown character, like these commentators seemed to be suggesting, they just haven’t picked up a biography on her or turned their eye to that part of Napoleonic history.

I will close with this last example. I was watching a reaction video to the trailer where when the Egyptian scene came on the person shook their head in disgust. Afterwards they said with all the authority that their know-how afforded them: “So let me say, Napoleon was a racist. Okay? I know that. That is why he shot at the pyramids. That is why he shot the nose off the Sphinx. It had an African face with African features and he destroyed it because he hated it. “

Sigh. Okay. I get that you want to be outraged at Napoleon for political points, but at least be outraged at things he actually did, and there are a few, than made up things you have read from questionable sources. Point one, Napoleon did not shoot at the Pyramids. He did make his way to them eventually but the Battle of the Pyramids happened miles away from the location where they stand. About three hour walk or so. The Pyramids were not shot at for target practice or because Napoleon and the French Army found them repulsive. Second, Napoleon had nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with Sphinx’s nose. Theory holds that ancient statues, ancient even in Napoleon’s time, weaken and one of the first places they start to crumble is in the nasal area. Napoleon did not shoot the nose off personally because he was a racist mofo who saw the Sphinx and it made him mad because it had Egyptian features.

These are teachable moments but it would be nice before you get riled up or get your viewers riled up, you at least had accurate history. Here is what Napoleon did do in Egypt…he brought along scholars and artists and they discovered new species (to them) and new art (to them) and discovered and little old thing called the Rosetta Stone that helped crack hyroglyphics. Did they loot? You bet. Did they take off with things? Sure did. That you can debate on, but not shooting the nose off the Sphinx.

#napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #bonaparte #joaquin phoenix #movie time #napoleon movie #ridley scott #napoleon the movie #my thoughts #my musings #thanks for your attention

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

@lexosaurus

#not dp #bug posts

[hyperfreaksating]

Tell me if this is a case of „It’s not that deep fam“ or if I’m reading too much into this but I just love the triplets handwriting on the last panel and it gave me thoughts.

First off:Not much to say about her except that her blocky handwriting is charming. Very kiddie. Very cute. Straight to the point

Second: Blaze or rather „BlaSe“ having the messiest handwriting, perfectly showing off that he’s not as book smart as his two siblings but also it’s so energetically written, like a kid who just writes really, REALLY hard, to the point of almost tearing the page. Certainly getting the feeling he held pencils in a fist for way longer than his brother and sister and that he may have had more issues learning to write. I am proud of him. (I also do wonder if he may at least be partly dyslexic because writing letters mirrored can be a sign of that. )

Third: Rory, the the only one to sign his name in cursive… but only on the goodbye note. The posters in his workshop aren’t written in cursive, which leads me to believe that A: he wrote those when he was young and that’s hysterical because it brings to mind of this preschooler writing down bomb notes, or B: He writes cursive exclusively when he writes stuff for other people but foregoes being fancy when he takes notes for himself. Also love the mental image of him being all „Gotta show the world I’m the smart one“ while relaxing more when he’s by himself. There are probably notes written in particularly powerful Eureka moments that make Blazes hyroglyphics look like calligraphy.

And that would be it thank you for coming to my ted talk about your ocs

You're 100% right and I'm really glad someone noticed what I attempted to do with the triplets handwriting! From Rory being a dandy poseur but manic genius in his personal notes to Blaze having dyslexia.

Thank you for showing me I didn't put all those details in for nothing 😭 I love working on characterization and I'm glad when people notice it !

#redbomb family #redbomb triplets #buggy triplets

[gray-ace-space]

Summary: 💙🥛🛌

r we speaking in hyroglyphs now? that's not how u spell that word im certain autocorrect is failing me. but anyway, 🥴🥃🕓🐺

#drunk ramblings

[schreeuwekster]

We interupt your rehular morning scrolling for another installment of Cryptic Toddler Hyroglyphics.

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Thanknyou for your patience, refular posting will now continue. For solutions to the riddle, good luck

#toddler posting #he was quite disgruntled there wasn't a proper “pew pew” #indeed - a dirth of guns

[creative-chaos-apparently]

I have not read hyroglyphs just yet but… I scared now

It is there for when you are READY to read it! 💚

And don’t be scared!… *evil laughing*

#any weather jedtavius

[chaos-n-bees]

The fact that i havent seen moonkight fanfiction in hyroglyphs is kinda sad

#moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #marvel fanfiction

[wafffle-iron]

the other night my dad was telling me how we're slowly moving toward hyroglyphics because of how we use emojis to express complex concepts and ideas and i can't stop thinking about it

[snaleys-breakfast-club]

Can you read hyroglyphics?

Only very few…

#it’s good to see you! #omori snaley

[holyluvr]

I am a girlie just for you,to everyone else i. Just some guy, but here I am reporti g for girlie duty. <3 your writing is logical and it follows very well. I tried reading some philosophy the other day, and boy those people speak in hyroglyphs. The amount of """"common sense assumtive premise"""" is insane. Anyways, your writing follows from premise to premisse.

Also, the last set of photos you posted, man you know how to pose. They were very fashionable and had a palpable mood.

“Girlies” was gender neutral in my post <3 Just some guys can be girlies under the correct circumstances like now <3 🫡 Thank you for reporting in. & depending on which book you were reading,…..that means so much genuinely. Thank you.

I say this with love because my best friend has a hyperfixation in philosophy/I don’t dislike it, but you’re a real trooper for deciding on a philosophy book if it’s not a huge interest to you. I have some that I haven’t finished because it feels like they’re stroking their dicks and beards simultaneously while coming up with sentences. They love to go in circles or say things to say things with no discernible meaning sometimes, huh? It can be bad enough with my certified high school drop out moments that I’ll google the meaning of whatever paragraph I read or ask my friend, and the answer I get is “I’m not sure entirely,…..[eleven paragraphs]”. I respect it, though. I can’t be annoyed. I also love to say shit for the fuck and fun of it and pretend that it has meaning then backtrack on it’s meaning having any meaning when someone points out it’s horseshit and make it sound either pompous or poetic unnecessarily(or is it necessary?🧠👁).

I’m glad my selfies were palpable. I hope the photos gave off the same feeling as lying on cool stone or something. ♥️ Or like hitting your hip really hard on the edge of a counter while walking and realizing that the pain is also somewhat arousing.

#…

[the-drunk-game-master]

Misatonic University Series

okay here’s the pitch. 100 years ago, A man named Wilbur Whately tried to steal an ancient book from Misatonic University, in Arkham New England. He was shot by the University’s security guards, and with his dying breath he cursed the university. That book turned out to be the Necronomicon, and Whately’s autopsy revealed that he wasn’t exactly human. 

Now, in modern day, his curse is coming to fruition. Horrors from below the ocean, underground, or beyond the stars keep cropping up, seemingly weekly, to spread madness and darkness, and they always seem tied to some project that a Misatonic student is working on.

A student performs a quantum mechanics experiment, and opens a portal to another dimension.

An astronomer witnesses strange unidentified objects in the sky, and the government tries to silence their findings to protect the sanity of the general public.

An egyptologist translates hyroglyphics and summons the maniacle Nyarlathotep. 

A marine biologist discovers a new species of parasite that’s frightening intelligent and agressive.

Every week a group of main characters, Eddy Poe, Allen Poe, Marie Shelby, and Stephanie Queen, must solve the mystery by reading translated snippets of the Necronomicon, but even the translated version threatens to drive them to madness. They must also find the original Necronomicon, somewhere in the University, before the cult of Whately can get their hands on it. 

#Lovecraft #Eldritch Horror #TV show #cosmic horror #Make it a Comedy