While procrastinating on fic writing, as one does, I stumbled on this short but hilarious recap of HZGG2, which led me to more hilarious recaps of HZGG1 that you should read if you want a laugh: here
Some choice excerpts that made me laugh, mostly for the ON POINT observations on Er Kang’s drama queen tendencies:
Now, all the hiking and mountain climbing is too much for Ziwei after a while, so she gives up halfway and tells Xiaoyanzi to go ahead without her because she is just slowing them down.
By the way, those dangling hairs on either side of Ziwei’s head — not a good look. In fact, maybe that’s what’s slowing her down.
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The Fu family gather again to decide what to do. For a head guard and an older brother, Er’kang is pretty hot-headed. He considers taking the matter to light without much reservation. Er’tai has a better idea, why don’t they bring the Yongqi (5th Prince) here and tell him the truth? The chance of people getting beheaded is lower that way.
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Yongqi and Er’tai come to see Xiaoyanzi again; this time, she admits to lying to the emperor.
Yongqi is like, OH MY GOD What were you thinking? Pack your thing, we’re getting you outta here.
And Er’tai is like, how are we gonna explain to people if they find a princess missing, calm the freak down, you two.
Xiaoyanzi wonders in tears whether the emperor would really execute her if he found out the truth.
YONGQI & ER’TAI: *nod in unison* Yep, girl, he would.
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Ziwei is shocked to learn NOW that Xiaoyanzi was shot by an arrow and mortally wounded. She breaks into tears and asks why no one bothered to tell her.
YONGQI: Really? You didn’t know?
ER’TAI: I thought Er’kang told you.
ER’KANG: I thought Er’tai told you.
Yep, so Ziwei beat herself up with worry and torment about Xiaoyanzi for days because these guys forgot to give her the one crucial piece of information in this mystery. By the way, I can understand why Er’tai thought Er’kang already told her, but why would Er’kang think that Er’tai told Ziwei anything at all? When has Er’tai ever hung out with Ziwei?
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But even with his panicky earnest confession, Ziwei still says no. Er’kang is a nobleman, and he is not free to arrange his own marriage. It doesn’t matter if he likes her. I’ve got to say that for a fragile and sheltered girl with little life experience, Ziwei is incredibly clear-headed, a lot more than the guys and Xiaoyanzi combined.
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He storms away and to Xiaoyanzi, who is throwing a tantrum. She’s angry and still in shock that the emperor could be that scary. After some explanation and feeble reprimanding, the emperor throws in the towel and says Xiaoyanzi can quit her manners classes. This must be his first attempt at any kind of parenting at all. Although, if the teacher is Nanny Rong, I’d say having no education is better.
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By the way, I should point out that whenever Ziwei and Erkang talk, above is their favorite position: Ziwei standing in the front looking like someone is dying and Er’kang in the back ready to unleash some passionate declaration no one is ready for.
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Er’kang says he is willing to leave everything and run away with her. Ziwei turns that down, saying that it would be irresponsible. Maybe men who abandon duty for romance turn her off. She is her mother’s daughter, after all.
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When Ziwei is sure she has got the emperor hooked, she throws out one of the things her mother used to say: My mother spent all her life waiting for something that never happened, but she was grateful for it nonetheless; without it, her life would have been meaningless.
EMPEROR: *Why do orphan girls whose moms died tragically keep finding me?*
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Xiaoyanzi takes this chance to bash unfaithful men. And the emperor is like, yeah yeah you’re still mad about your mom, I said I’m sorry already, what else do you want from me, kid?
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The emperor adds that since Xiaoyanzi likes the Fu family so much, he can let her have Er’kang. Xiaoyanzi trips and falls at this, and I’m pretty sure Er’kang’s soul gets sucked out of his body for a second.
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At night, they watch the emperor and Ziwei play chess, which, I guess, is the equivalence of Netflix at this time.
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Xiaoyanzi still prioritizes shouting at Yongqi and Yongqi kisses her to shut her up. She pushes him aside and hops away. That is the most hilarious attempt to be romantic I’ve ever seen from a male lead. The whole thing is so funny I can’t even fault Yongqi for jumping in like that.
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The next day, Er’kang is bitter about the fact that the emperor has been tending to Ziwei. You see, he thinks it should be him who sits next to Ziwei right now. Er’kang is like that one drama viewer who refuses to accept that this is a lot more than a romance.
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Do you ever get gripped by an idea for a fanfic and then force yourself to go back and rewatch episodes of the drama to make the fic compliant and then you realise you have no recollection of watching any of this the first time around?
I'm writing a AU fix-it Ruyi fic where Yong Qi survives and just went back to rewatch Hu Yun Jiao's entire arc and honestly did I just put this on in the background and not watch it at all the first time because I had a completely different memory of canon than what actually happened... I mean, this stretch of episodes is just depressing af and I've always avoided on rewatch but there are several crucial details I had to go back and edit in my draft now...
In other news, I wrote a Ruyi fic that has no hint towards HZGG at all. This is an achievement...
PS: Now on AO3
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by RuanChunXian
The truth about Xiao Yan Zi’s family is discovered by Lao Fo Ye before the wedding. All hell breaks loose.
Words: 4291, Chapters: 1/20, Language: English
Fandoms: 还珠格格 | Huán Zhū Gé Gé | Princess Returning Pearl
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Yong Qi, Xiao Yan Zi, Original Female Character(s), Xia Zi Wei, Fu Er Kang
Relationships: Yong Qi/Xiao Yan Zi, Yong Qi & Original Female Character(s), Yong Qi & Fu Er Kang, Yong Qi & Xia Zi Wei, Xiao Yan Zi & Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Heavy Angst, Character Death, Broken Engagement, Loss of Trust, Family Loss, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Romance, Forced Marriage, Forced Prostitution, Loss of Identity, Trauma, Grief/Mourning, Period Typical Attitudes, Period-Accurate Harem, Espionage, Human Trafficking, Bittersweet, Found Family, Female Friendship, Slow Burn, Melancholy, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
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So I was doing some rewatch and it occurred to me that as different as Huan Zhu Ge Ge, Story of Yanxi Palace and Legend of Ruyi are from each other, they all just agreed that Yongqi was a really decent guy.
I mean, there is the argument of whether Yongqi in HZGG3/NHZGG is actually all that decent from a Watsonian perspective (and I beg you to not get me started), but as far as Doylist intent go, all three dramas which are so completely different from each other just had this silent agreement that Yongqi is a dutiful son and good prince who cares about people around him, reluctantly puts up with the politics around him and then died tragically too young.
When I was watching Yanxi, I was totally prepared for Yongqi to grow up hating Yingluo because she was involved with sending his mother away, and honestly it just seemed to fit the sort of dramatic tropes that Yu Zheng usually likes. I was so pleasantly surprised when it turned out they have the sweetest relationship of the entire drama.
Even Ruyi, which was so bent on subverting/deconstructing/reconstructing the historical reputation of practically everyone, but most obviously Empress Xiaoxian and Ling Fei, didn’t turn him into some sort of antagonist or antihero. Granted, he is a little more obviously flawed, selfish and anti-hero-ish in the book, which ultimate leads to his death. (Ruyi and Hailan also lose their book!moral-ambiguity so this wasn’t done with just Yongqi.) The point is, in the drama, all his darker flaws are smoothed away and he basically died because he trusted Yunjiao.
I didn’t realise how weird this actually is until I thought about it that across these three dramas they basically just decided to all have this fairly consistent characterization for him, considering they had different characterisations for every other character that they shared.
-H
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