#i g a s p e d

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[clownsuu]

I'll uhm, explain when it's finished. There is a lot I need to say so I guess this is a WIP I really wanted to share with you.

Did you know butterflies love blood?

STOP BEING SO COOL GUYS WHAT THE F U C K JDJSJJXISXJ

#D Y N A. M I C P O S I N G #G Y A. T #TOO COOL TOO COOL #If I remember correctly it’s mostly because of moisture they are attracted to-? #Nvm it was minerals JDHDGGDH #They like both blood and tears #Kinda metal LMAOO #Frank secretly a really metal guy #Also I know I said I was gunna post something however this is taking forever to finish KHDHDHD #SO THIS GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF SOME OF YALL’S ART GOT H E C K #YALL ARE COOOOOOOOLLLLL #;;;

[littleoceanbabe]

if someone doesnt draw sherlock and john in an intense air hockey battle i am going to start ripping my walls apart w my bare hands and eating it like a feral animal.

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #john watson #sherlock holmes #johnlock #sherlock and co mailbag #that and the bumper cars #AND THE ROLLER COASTER #SOMEONE DRAW SHERLOCK BEATING UP LIL WEIRD ALIEN WHACK-A-MOLES P L E A S E #IM BEGGING U BC I CANT DO IT. G O D.

[lovelymlem]

sometimes I just wanna..

y e s

#i'm feeling in a goofy mood today #lovelymlem #v0re blog #safe v0re #soft v0re #it's like “o p e n w i d e b a be. i ' m f e e l i n g s n u g g l y.”/j #b0b v3ls3b

[just-a-mod]

i have strong feelings for papa Ratau im gonna hunt that murderous fox down and beat him to death (|)W(|)

#justaart #art #justavent #ventart #justaventart #know what Tyme's weapon of choice is? #gauntlets #you know what? #SO I CAN P H Y S I CA L LY B EAT P E O P LE T O D EA T H #any way so i love Ratau #Tyme will protect him with e ver r y th i n g i t h a ss #cultofthelamb #cult of the lamb #cotl

[deus-ex-mona]

real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto… #(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge) #sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~ #but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~ #bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse??????????? #man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨ #(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…) #(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh) #(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content) #(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.) #(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life) #(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty) #(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao) #(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one) #(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

[rainymoodlet]

Or, how an otherwise incredibly private man came out to the world because when I play-tested his first challenge he physically refused to flirt with women.

Kiss Me in Komorebi 🌹 New Save+

Below you'll find an explanation of why I'm starting this Challenge from the ground up, an apology for my former applicants, and the form to follow for your submissions! Thank you for indulging me for so long in my obsession with this blorbo of mine.

Why the plus? Because otomes will smack lil' plus signs on updated versions of their dating games, and I'm a dork.

Deadline for applications is April 1st! 🌸

Let's be real - I bit off a little more than I could chew the first time around! This new version of KMIK will feature gameplay-heavy storytelling with posed scenes in-between!

I want to make it up to the applicants who waited so long to see this Bachelor Challenge come to fruition, and I genuinely want Daniel to have a fair shot at meeting someone truly meant for him - so I'm opening twenty one slots: seven for my former Contestants (two of which are taken by Daithi Calloway and Josiah Bolton), seven for my former Outsiders, and seven slots for new sims! Of course, the final number will be decided by the number of slots filled!

These three houses will rotate group dates and challenges with Daniel as he whittles down the numbers. In-universe, Dan hates the spotlight of fame, and was an incredibly private man (bar his new cult following on SimTok) before being influenced to be the star of his own Bachelor Challenge by his (well-meaning) agent and siblings. He went into this in the hopes that the contracted work would mean he'd not have to worry about his mother's health bills or his nieces and nephews' college funds for a little while.

However, when he got actual applications in, pictures of real sims who had applied just for the chance to meet him, to fall in love with him... well, it gave him a cold shock of reality. After a period of radio silence, the studio released a statement that said Daniel was deeply sorry, but that he wanted to give this a fair shot, and that meant he'd have to be more open and honest about himself than he was ever comfortable being.

🌸 THE APPLICATION 🌸

Name: Age: (lifestage and number, please) Traits: Aspiration: - please feel free to include any fun facts about your sim that you'd like to list! - i'm a dork and i love writing prompts based on the autonomous actions sims choose in-game. developing your sims' skills and likes will help them act more like themselves! - i will be using height sliders when i can, so feel free to include your sim's height! (for posing/gameplay purposes)

Please tag your application with #kmikapp! 🌸

Though I am excited for this clean start, I do want to apologize to all of my former applicants - both for the time it took for me to go through the acceptance process, and the time it took you waiting for me to get back to my desktop... only to learn that the sims you made weren't even going to be used. Believe me, I am no stranger to the loss of a Challenge sim: and I hope that by offering you all an automatic spot in this new save, I can make it up to you a little!

The two existing male contestants (Daithi Calloway by @buglaur and Josiah Bolton by @retro-plasma) will remain in the competition, seeing as they were already written to participate as contestants. But given that I'm forgoing the Outsiders concept for the ease of the Bachelor Challenge format, I thought I would offer all of my Outsider applicants the chance to make contestants! As some of my former participants are inactive, I thought this was the best way to reach out - I am really going to be better about talking one-on-one, though.

ANYWAY, I'm so excited to go on this journey with Daniel, and I can only hope you guys are as eager to see what awaits us as I am! Thank you for reading this far - let's try this again, shall we? 🌹

@hauntedtrait @kawaiishitty @wastelandwhisperer @occultpuppy @gothoffspring @foxsimthings @king-tower @morrigan-sims @akitasimblr @wormsimblr @10000and1dreams

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 screenshots #simblr #ts4 challenge #sim: daniel #;kmik #oh my god okay so when i tell you i am terrified to post this dfhf why does it look like ~ g r a p h i c d e s i g n i s m y p a s s i o n #i am terrified of confrontation so here!!! learn ur sims were for nothin with this fun goofy ahh post #but seriously i am so excited to show you all more of dan #and more of what i can do #and i think following neluun's model of weeding out a crop of sims from a good variety #so that dan can meet who will really compliment him #is just the best plan moving forward #NO it doesnt make SENSE bc technically its seven more SIMS #but lbr i wont get twenty one submissions hddjkdf its just so that #all of my former applicants will have a guaranteed space ;u; #bc i feel HORRENDOUSLY GUILTY :)))) #but also... still made a fancy graphic so #dkfklsd okay i will shut up #BLEASE LOVE MY DUMB HIMBO COWBOY #HIM SAD

[internetskiff]

In awe of his Highschool English Teacher who is Chronologically 31 but Biologically 64 Energy

#wayneradiotv #spamton a spamton #spamton b spamton #spamton c spamton #spamton d spamton #spamton e spamton #spamton f spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton h spamton #spamton i spamton #spamton j spamton #spamton k spamton #spamton l spamton #spamton m spamton #spamton n spamton #spamton o spamton #spamton p spamton #spamton q spamton #spamton r spamton #spamton s spamton #spamton t spamton #spamton u spamton #spamton v spamton #spamton w spamton #spamton x spamton #spamton y spamton #spamton z spamton #rtvs

[nero-neptune]

shout out to this movie for teaching me how to spell words that i've never found the opportunity to use in real life lol

#i hope it's very obvious that the jump rope is in the shape of the letter 'B' #also i attended an all black school when this movie went to theaters #so you Better Believe that every black girl there around my age knew how to spell p-r-e-s-t-i-d-i-g-i-t-a-t-i-o-n. 'prestidigitation' #(that's correct!) #akeelah and the bee #is perhaps a top 3 iconic keke palmer movie and i can still probably recite a Ton of scenes from this movie #tho i will say it Got Old being a black girl who wore glasses and being called 'akeelah' when this movie came out lol #my art #artists on tumblr #keke palmer #the anatomy may be wonky. but i don't even care anymore! i had like more than 5 potential jump rope poses that looked even worse than this #this was as good as it got (and i used a reference from Another classic keke palmer movie- jump in!) #huh. if i had a nickel for every time keke palmer starred in a movie with a spotlight on black youth culture and jumping rope #i'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's pretty funny

[6loodlvstt]

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 call me whatever | chrono 18

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 he/it | vampkin | demiomnirom cupiosex

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 ext info: i have npd, autism, ocd, osdd and bpd as a warning before you interact with me; im kinda tone deaf so please use tone tags; i also have very low empathy

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 its fine to send me asks of any kind

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this blog may contain: yandere themes, nsfw, gore, talks about blood, and violent thoughts

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this is more so a yandere account, i dont have anyone, just post out of having too much love

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i dont have a dni, ill block you if you make me uncomfortable

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 that being said; i support proshippers, rqs, transids, and paras

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i would appreciate if minors (or anyone who wants/needs to) blocked my love lust tag, its just my nsfw posts

⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ p o s t s ˎˊ˗ - all posts

⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ r e b l o g s ˎˊ˗ - reblogs

⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ d a r l i n g s ˎˊ˗ - asks

⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ l o v e l u s t ˎˊ˗ - nsfw posts

˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ taken anons: 🦴, 🩹

#⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ p o s t s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ r e b l o g s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ d a r l i n g s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ l o v e l u s t ˎˊ˗

[supgoddo]

Dawg I just remembered that I have a tumblr LMFAO

{Click for higher quality}

This is an art trade I did with @glowingneonduck :D

I am so sorry this took me a month and two weeks to finish

BUT IM REALLY PROUD WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT YIPPPE YIPPPE YIPPE

#storybots #digital art #storybot oc #ask the storybots #fanart #Heeb Hullabaloo #I LOVE HIS TATTOOS SM 10/10 #first time proud of the background #I d r e w e v e r y s i n g l e s t r a n d o n t h e r o p e

[darkheartedprince]

@kukyc sent: "i licked you so you’re mine now"

Riku was busy using his gummiphone as a [ [ c l e v e r ] ] distraction when he felt something wet and , arguably , [ [ s l i m e y ] ] grace his cheek . His mouth fell agape at the sensation as he was made practically stunned into submission at the action he had just witnessed .

" . . . Did you just - . . . ? "

He took a moment to process what had just happened , closing his aquamarine eyes for a moment . He took a slow , [ [ d e e p ] ] breath before he decided what he actually wanted to say . . . Or [ [ d o ] ] . He was always told to pick his battles . Sure , he'd behave . . . [ [ m o s t l y ] ] . On that note , Riku wiped the spit from his cheek then wiped his palm across Vanitas' cheek .

" . . . Try harder than that to own me . "

#x. c : v a n i t a s 5 #kukyc #x. h e a r t l e s s w h i s p e r s | i c a n s w e r e d #x. o o c | and so it begiiins <3 #x. s h o r t a n d s w e e t | c o n v o #x. d a w n a n d d a r k n e s s a r e n e v e r a l o n e a g a i n

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/744612856249614337/nooo-because-imagine-sparklings-after-a-bath-and?source=share

Springer: hisses

Prowl to Springer, with Kup's help: don't make me put you in the spider bag

Kup: wait, what?

PUT HIM IN THE SPIDER BAG

#maccadam #transformers #idw springer #idw prowl #idw kup #s p i d e r b a g

[vero-niche]

they couldnt even get his fucking name right 😭

#this years anitrendz poll on anime of the year is A CRIME. A FUCKING CRIME #i am once again having every and all the urges to kill and main mainstream anime fans #yeah i bet fucking 'BULLBUSTER' by studio NUT must have been a better scifi than T R I G U N S T A M P E D E #this is 0 percent important and yet. #trigun #trigun stampede

[deus-ex-mona]

manifesting ✨hopes✨ for moge’s lxl mv based off her past drawings of them (delusional)

#i m e an. she’s p much drawn them kissing s o o o o oo o o #cmon moge you k n o w you want to shipxship— #li ke the twt shito made about the next mv was also. k i n d a . sus? maybe???? #i mean they dont usually post twts about the mvs before the mv drop announcement so??? maybe???? hopefully???? will they finally kissxkiss?? #ship ​manifestation in progress (delusional) call me if they kissxkiss th o u g h

[biitchcakes]

i do love it early on when she heroes other heroes. . .

The woman falls without a sound, 250 feet straight down toward the roiling black water of the Golden Gate. She never reaches it because Spider-Woman is there to catch her.

❝ I don't know who this character is, or what he's done ⸺ but I'm taking him out of here ! He deserves better than to be fodder for your unholy experiments ! ❞

Streaking Earthward like a scarlet missile, The Spider-Woman intercepts her falling adversary. . .

i love it especially when it's their first time meeting each other.

#this is carol & bruce & obvs peter btw #i know there's more but i've got no clue where ngl #also i just - her looking out for bruce from the get go #oOoOooOooooh ho ho 😭 #holding carol's hand by the end of that issue #peter smooching her goodbye by the end of the one they meet in #she's so friend shaped fr #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( e d i t s . ) #( v i s a g e . ) #( j e s s i c a & c a r o l // d a n v e r s i i s m . ) #( j e s s i c a & p e t e r // w e b h e a d e d h e r o . ) #( c a r o l d a n v e r s . ) #( b r u c e b a n n e r . ) #( p e t e r p a r k e r . )