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puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Prompt 95
Captain Marvel, new Den-Mother (despite the fact he himself is a child even if the league isn’t aware of that fact) for the Young Justice team blinks. Klarion, so-called chaos lord, blinks back in the middle of a spell. 
He tilts his head. The other baby realms-being mirrors him. His own magic-fueled core pulses, and a chaos-core vibrates back. Oh. Ah. So that’s what’s happening. 
“They can’t play right now,” he explains to the barely-younger ancient-in-training, ignoring the team’s incredulous looks at his words with the practice of someone who had to deal with the voices of gods all the time. And Batman’s narrowing eyes. Scary. 
The chaos-core thrums in a distinct pouting-sensation, alongside a whine unique to young ghostlings. A whine that he replied with, even if only they could hear. Come play later, busy now, he insisted again, even if Klarion’s pouting was turning visible before it shifted to a scowl. 
“Fiiine…” And then the chaosling was gone, his familiar with him. Billy really wished he could join in disappearing, seeing the info-hungry look in the others’ eyes.
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meanbossart · 3 months
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You mentioned Drow having been raised by the drow & their interesting culture about sex. Due to Lolth/that culture being different from ours, does that mean he associates bottoming with social dominance?
Like not saying he doesn't get the surface attitude (if it exists, idk about Faerun's gender roles) is way different.
I've just honestly been thinking about this off and on for like a week now and had to ask. Your work gives the best brain worms. :)
First of all, getting this ask felt like I won something.
But ALAS, he does not. He left the Underdark quite young and before ever becoming sexually active, so, while he's aware of that particular outlook he does not abide by it - In fact, his resentment toward drow is so intense that he actively thinks the opposite out of spite.
But rather than it having anything to do with gender, to him bottoming is a submissive action in the same way that victim and perpetrator are clearly distinguishable in a stabbing based on who's holding the knife. (This is DU drow's brain right here, not mine, leave the police out of this).
And here's the thing - he wants to feel submissive in the bedroom, both because he enjoys it and in part due to his own sexual hangups. Violence, sex, and love are all overlapping concepts in his mind that he has a difficult time distinguishing from each other, and following the severing of ties with Bhaal those feelings do not go away.
One way he finds to deal with that is by lending the other party control, and bottoming just so happens to be a way he finds to do that; It's definitely more akin to a placebo effect, but hey, it works for him. Astarion also enjoys the arrangement so it's all well and good.
But to tie it back: as I'm pretty sure I've said before, he does sometimes play up the "Oh I'm a drow bottoming, so I guess I'm the woman" thing. He does it as a joke. He finds it funny. He tells you to get on with it because there's 15 other jaluks outside waiting for a turn. He grabs you by the back of the neck and demands you screw more kids into him so he can kill them at lolth's altar (cue laughter). He moans exaggeratedly and with a feminine cadence - but the biggest joke of all is that, by doing this, he's finding a way to be dominant in the bedroom in which he's comfortable with, and without it having anything with who is doing the stabbing.
Thank you for the ask, I hope you enjoy my fantasy 5D sex chess.
Anyway here's wonderwall
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canisalbus · 20 days
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About that one ask where Machete murders everyone. I'm in my fire phase at the moment and thought blue would look good in contrast to Machete's usual red :)
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ovytia-art · 7 months
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Danny Phantom fics in a nutshell:
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ballad-of-the-lamb · 2 months
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Hi henlo, i drew this before my tablet pen up and evaporated from existence but ive been too shy to share lmao. So imma just. leave this here like a cat bringing u a snacc. (Listen I love your lamb and they deserve big teefers and an uncanny cackle like moro from princess mononke) -SKITTERS BACK TO GOAT CORNER-
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT I AM FEASTING
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I just pictured this for the light arts au
Wally: go here.
Frank: into the dark?
Wally: go into the dark.
LMFAO PERFECTION, THAT MEME WAS MADE FOR THIS AU-
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shepscapades · 4 months
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Objection!
Your honor, please carefully consider the tags on the stolen horns post. In them, The Shepherd alleges to be standing upon 5 boxes. This seemingly extraneous information would imply that The Shepherd is significantly smaller than DocM, and requires the boxes to take this picture with a level view of both parties. This would further the narrative that The Shepherd's horns are too small to be DocM's missing horns by making the audience mentally adjust the picture to think of The Shepherd as even smaller than shown. However, the cropping of the picture does not show us this at all! We can not see the true size comparison between the two parties, therefore nullifying this image as conclusive proof that The Shepherd's horns are too small to be DocM's missing horns.
However, one only needs to look back at previous posts of The Shepherd's to see the truth! In many of the recent pictures we can see the full bodies of both The Shepherd and DocM in close proximity to one another, and in these images we see that DocM is much smaller than the Shepherd is... !
Taps paper
You see, what we have here is a classic case of perspective fraud! By making both parties seem the same size, and further implying that The Shepherd is smaller than DocM, it would be completely impossible for the horns to be the very same set, given their size discrepancy. However, because DocM is actually smaller than The Shepherd the size of the two sets of horns are actually far more similar than this image may suggest! Please direct your attention to the Stop Torturing Him Doc Arm Guy post, in this you can clearly see that the size of the Shepherd's horns are roughly the same size as DocM's face,
Slams hands on desk
Exactly like DocM's missing horns are!
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STOP IT IM ALREADY DEAD THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY
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cotgar2 · 1 year
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[Flash warning ??]
Can’t get shit. J-just can’t
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seariii · 3 months
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Seariii, I have been emboldened by my mutuals to tell all the Kotoko thirsters that
You've all drawn the thumbnail wrong. I think Kotoko is flat-chested.
When I tell you this made me chuckle...
The other day I was looking at my art and I do think it's probably a little exaggerated, but I chose to go easy on myself because I never draw chests like that
ALSO IM NOT GONNA COUNTERARGUE THAT HSHSHSJJSJAJAJ I DONT EVEN KNKW WHAT TO ANSWER
BUT IM GONNA SAY this is what got stolen from us, but the milgram team did it for a good reason! They knew that the sapphics wouldn't have survived, and they need to keep their revenue and their fandom alive /j
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capn-twitchery · 5 months
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@viric-dreams​ :
Dear Friend,
pardon, but I have seen you (or someone with strong similarity to you) drop these in the Viric Jungle not too long ago. If my eyes have seen correctly, I thought it friendly to return them to their rightful owner. If not… apologies to their proper owner.
With friendly greetings,
E. Ockham
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stylin
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luminlunii · 5 months
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I keep seeing your art on insta when I found out how MUCH lackadaisy you posted omg I think I’m in love with you
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I never imagined someone would find me both on insta and tumblr
KkdsA'DLKA;L
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crispytubes · 4 months
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GRHRHHHRHHHHH GRHRHRHHRFHHHHHHHHHH
i want to smooch your human bill so bad.
I HAVE NO REGRETS SAYING THAT MUAHAHAYAYAY
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phoenix--flying · 7 months
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this is so random but i love meshing fandoms a bit too much
pjo x sbg type au
whether it be sbg as demigods or pjo in a similar situation as sbg i am holding it gently
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HAH! So THAT must be what your brain looks like when you tune into my show!!
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redyrmes · 1 month
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crying sobbing even this is the funniest shit i have seen all week
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scribbleshanks · 1 year
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Ok but that SoftDeath art was cute asf. Those two are so similar, yet ppl are rarely shipping them. I love both PussKitty, PussDeath, and the ot3 but SoftDeath deserves love too. Do you have any ideas with them?
i may or may not have been cooking some stuff on the back burner, who knows
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