#i I dislocated it once

[patchworkgargoyle]

Steve would be an absolute menace (pun intended) with the fake, clunky, plastic lightsabers that start being sold when the Star Wars prequels come out.

He doesn't get one for himself, he steals one of Eddie's or Dustin's and twirls it in his hand before he whacks someone with it. The only people free from his viscous lightsaber attacks are Max and Erica.

Yes, this does devolve into Steve, Eddie, and the Party having giant lightsaber battles in somebody's backyard. Eddie has Darth Maul's double-ended one and smacks himself in the face with it more than he hits anyone else.

#robin tried once and dislocated a finger #nancy prefers long range so she sits back at watches #jonathan cheers for will and if the battle is close he'll trip up anyone going after will #max and erica heckle Everyone #El uses 'the force' to cause chaos #stranger things #was this inspired by me breaking out my old lightsaber to see if I could use it to learn the Harrington Bat Twirl? ...... maybe

[painsandconfusion]

Imagine breaking a whumpee's joints and bones in a way that ensure they'll fuse together and whumpee would be a perfectly posed statue for the rest of their lives.

#might have to be on a supernatural whumpee cuz WOW thats a lot of trauma at once for a human to take #but I like it #body horror #broken bones #broken joints #dislocation #display whump

[asktherae]

mitzi and ollie try tossing pizzas 🍕

#mitzi mozzarella #ollie callaghan #oc #rock afire explosion #non ask #dont point out mitzis arm on the right. i know. it looked good to me in the sketch but once i finished it looks like her shoulders been #dislocated BUT ITS OKAY bc i like this doodle :3

[hyenabrainedpup]

Humping as a part of pet play is so underrated <33

Refusing to touch a puppy until he humps his teddy or his owners leg enough to leave a big wet patch behind. Letting him get so needy and whiny.

Just getting lost in that puppy mindset while you seek pleasure so animalistically is <<<<

#its so good #but also so much effort #i got told to cuddlehump my big teddy once and it was so fun and really got me in a puppymindset #god its effort though i dislocated my hip once bc i was in such a good position and i didnt wanna stop humping it to move my leg #nsft #trans nsft #puppy boy #puppypl4y

[randomwriteronline]

So do you ever think about how there's a passage in an official Bionicle book that reads "Gresh rode hard"? Like, do you ever stop and think about it? And realize it's very gay in the context of it being a story of him and Gelu working together? Or you're normal?

Ages ago i was about to ask a boy who called a girl i was friends with a spermsucker for No Discernible Reason what sperm was to embarrass him back bc i genuinely didnt know and assumed my experiences were universal so i was convinced that he didnt know it either (wed studied the reproductive system the year before) (i had zoned the fuck out) so its safe to say that passage mightve flown right over my head and also im fairly certain that was Strakk and not Gelu he was working with, though about Gelu i do have a stupid funny idea that once things are peaceful and fine and all the surviving glatorian meet up for drinks n shootin the shit or smth at some point he just loudly announces "btw i like shoving my tongue in metal holes" and everybody else very quickly hushes to collectively experience the five stages of grief except for Tarix who goes "finally something you have in common with Kiina" and she tries to kill him

So while i do not think about Gresh riding hard im pretty sure i wouldnt qualify as normal

#random talks #i also have! general age vibes hcs! and gresh feels Not Old Enough for that double entendre to be funny instead of hhh to me #in the case youre wondering the hole gelu is talking about is the mouth which is the only hole toa/matoran/turaga have #he made out with lesovikk once and figured out the reason he never clicked with any partner is just bc his type is 80% Made Of Metal #kiina on the other hand has not made out with a toa yet. she wants gali so much shes exploding but gali is havin a Gals Bein Pals situation #bc she has no clue what romance is #gali: (recounts a little embarrassed how she curbstomped Icarax and destroyed Karzhani with he water outrage) #kiina (shaking so hard her femurs are dislocating): could you do that to me next

[straydogged]

so yesterday morning my shoulder went out in a new way and it didn't matter what I did, it wouldn't go back into place. I accidentally put it even further out last night. I guess it went back in while I slept. thank god. that was genuinely kind of scary.

#I'm used to it dislocating/partially dislocating backwards but forwards like that #was a first and I am very nervous bc if it happened once it will happen again #body needs to stop falling apart and dislocating in new ways #it hurt like hell too. the pain was very different than the backwards dislocations.

[pansyfemme]

hate when my joints start to dislocate from lying in bed wrong. is NOTHING i do good for you guys?? good lord

#me randomly getting a dislocation during a nap #i just. like i dont get it #sometimes i feel like wrapping my whole body in tape like how am i supposed to live like this lol #i used to get dislocations so rarely now its more than once a week #and daily pain now. im so tired of this

[mumblelard]

​i imagine the kid who made this growing up in the fringes of the okefenokee dreaming of sharing tea with the queen

#the a brief reprieve from the trauma of dislocation #traavelers #toilets #so drunk i had to grab onto the weeds to keep from falling off the edge of the world #once transplanted still sustained #the tragedy of transhuman relationships #pink blots #bathrooms #the rapture #the rapid onset of confusion due to withdrawal #i imagine the kid who made this growing up in the fringes of the okefenokee dreaming of sharing tea with the queen #pink spots #rogues #places where thieves meet #pixies #pink elephant #flying pig #dark creatures in pretty pink capes #crak #confusion #north fungi county #georgia

[binch-i-might-be]

I'm having so much fun rn (I have been trying to fit one single side of the new cage onto the thing for the past hour because the connecting pieces are too big and don't fit. I could have been finished with the whole thing thirty minutes ago. this cage is worth 400€ which is obviously not enough to ensure Good Quality)

#hahaha i'm gonna end it all #i think i almost dislocated my shoulder at one point because i was like beaeing down with all my weight trying to wedge the part in #now both parts are halfway in and won't budge in either direction! #just once i would like to do something that should be easy. and have it actually be easy #it was going great until this #and i can't even sit down and leave it for later because the massive cage parts are blocking all parts of my living room! #dude i just want to be done with this oh my god

[absintheancandle]

ooouuuuuu eds dazai YES!!!! one time i dislocated my kneecap by sitting down wrong and my parents took me to the er but while they were getting ready to do tests i popped it back in on accident, i feel like dazai would absolutely do that to mess with people.

OH HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO WEIRD BONE THINGS ON PURPOSE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE. i tthink its even funnier when its on accident though bc hes like.

i forgot what atsushi looks like. but like. i love the idea of him simply doing dislocations, subfluxes, and hyperflexing on purpose and on accident sooo much and people cant tell whats on purpose or not after a certain point. dazai emergency room and walking out of there perfectly fine my LOVE

#answered #i was gonna say i think i've never dislocated before but i think i just haven't been able to tell if i have or not #i feel like half the time i've woken up and my limbs did a really loud sound and felt like they Moved back into place mightve. #that mightve been something but i never realized it. #aspd haver moments "oh haha my collarbones keep making really weird sounds when i make them after i woke up today! #anyways time to go outside. :)'' #also unrelated but ive been to the emergency room once and it was recent. and they said they were gonna have to do surgery #and i was in severe pain so before that point they put me on A Pain Medicine (narcotic! a drug!!!) #and man i didnt care about the pain even when we drove there. it was the worst pain ever in my whole life other than the orthodonist thing #and my only reaction to the whole thing was OUUHGOOUU HG OOHOHOHOHO !!!!!! #(was way wy too excited and knew that it was strange so i had to keep it inside and keep myself from going off about how cool it was #how cool i thought it was they were putting a narcotic in me for no reason other than OUGH DRUG #and how exxcited i was that i might be operated on bc OHOGH GCUT ME OPEN ?? WHAT?? CUT ME OPEN??) #the pain meant NOTHING to me. i was just so excited at the concept of being opened up even though i was actually being potentially #threatened with dying a very painful and terrible death #death?> who cares. IM GONNA GET CUT OPEN!!!!! and then i wasnt because i had a different issue that could be fixed at home. SAD.

[space-snake]

Me: “I can’t have have EDS, my joints aren’t THAT bad”

My knees: dislocate if I move the slightest bit wrong and can just slide right back no problem when pushed with a finger

#eds #elhers danlos syndrome #joint problems #seriously I’m not sure if I should be tested for this or not #I once dislocated my knee by sliding off the couch weird in an attempt to not disturb the dog sleeping next to me

[straydogged]

I am. so so tired. it's been a hard week, both physically and emotionally. I wish I could nap for a week straight.

#between dislocations cramps iron deficiency and high stress levels I feel like I've been hit by a bus. #it's fine when I'm up and moving (sort of) but once I stop it all catches up with me. #maybe I should go to bed early tonight and sleep a full 10 hours #don't even get me started on how I'm doing emotionally