#i LOVE strictly platonic best friends prinxiety like above all if they're not blood brothers they sure as hell are bond brothers

[jzixuans]

OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT— childhood best friends prinxiety, they get really close, best friends; virgil is the first person roman came out to, then, later, when Roman came out to his family, they’re like “we know?” and he’s confused. they’re like “you have a boyfriend?” and roman just “????? SINCE WHEN????” and they’re like ??? are you not dating virgil. and he just. starts laughing. “oh, hell, virgil may be a snack and a half, a total dreamboat, one hunky piece of meat, but No.”

meanwhile virgil just goes, “you really think that low of my standards?”

but soon enough, both of them take this as an opportunity to start jokingly flirting with eachother. people assume they’re a Thing but they just genuinely enjoy flirting.

things get especially rough when virgil comes out as aro, but roman is ready to throw hands at ALL times. anyone who dares to talk shit about virgil, aromanticism, or gay people, in a twelve mile radius will be Dealt With.

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blink: argo you’re so goddamn smart you know that

#brotherly prinxiety #i LOVE strictly platonic best friends prinxiety like above all if they're not blood brothers they sure as hell are bond brothers #the amount of times i've friended people and folks have gone up to me like 'so are you and x like a thing' like no!!!!!!! stop that!!!!!!!! #bring back incredibly intimate platonic best friends!!!!! #i love how roman doesn't even hesitate to talk virgil up like hell to the yeah i support that agenda he Loves him so much they're SO good #they're each other's wingman and if you fight me on this you WILL lose #hear me out #virgil: i wanna be friends with logan so bad he's so smart and witty and funny and i want him to smile at me :((( #roman: say no more #and then he switches seats in his english class or w/e to heckle logan #and logan's like 'okay look you're not a bad person and i'm flattered but you're not my type and i'm not looking to date' #and roman blinks like 1 not his type Okay Fine and 2 'nah nah nah bro this is all for my buddy he wants to be your friend but #you didn't hear that from me aight' #logan: okay? i don't know what you want me to do? #roman: listen his name's virgil you've probably seen him in the back of the debate club he's in your history class he's got all these #alien conspiracies and is for some reason obsessed with the parallel universe theorem Please Talk To Him #on the flip side #roman: did you notice remy got a new leather jacket #virgil: the one that looks exactly like his other one but red? #roman: he's going to give it to me when i 'get cold' on our date :)))) #virgil: you're not dating him????????? #roman: but i want to #virgil; who's friends with dee who's friends with remy: give me two days #two days later remy brings an extra coffee w him to school and hands the extra to roman and it's got a phone number written across the top #a week and a half later roman shows up to school wearing remy's new jacket #that was a tangent okay i'm done anyways argo i loved it i love THEM and yes ur right roman Would raise hell for virgil and vice versa #argo #i'm putting my writing tag too bc i spent too long on those tags #blink writes #submission