#i adore lux okay....

[toripar]

rewatched khoobsurat

#*furiously scribbles* #lightcannon #i adore lux okay.... #i have many many thoughts #about this au #lux is royalty/business #jinx is an artist commissioned to make portraits of the crownguard fam #lux crownguard #jinx #modern au #lol #silco #toripart #sunkissed

[rinhaler]

luxe, hear this anon out. rin with a crybaby type of reader who cries when they feel too good. just imagine him unlocking the fact realizing that he gets turned on by their crying when they're sputtering and choking on his cock <33

apologies if im a bit deranged about this

- jellyfish anon

okay I cannot express how sexy this request is. I NEED him in a way that undoes centuries worth of feminism I fear :( also apologies I'm not that best at writing BJs but I hope u like! (slightly inspired by scream vi)

warnings: 18+ MDNI, fem!reader, oral (m receiving), dacryphilia, praise, slut used once, alcohol mention, reader has long hair/hair long enough to do a makeshift ponytail ♡

words: 1.9k

“You shou— talk to ‘im—” your friend slurs, giggling as you help her sit down on your couch. You laugh a little as she falls from your grip and spreads out comfortably on the sofa beneath her. “Look, he’s looking!” she yells a little too loudly and points.

You shush her, carefully moving her hand to her lap before looking to where she had been pointing. Your neighbour had been looking from his window into yours for a little bit, smirking a little when he finally notices you looking back. He’s doing dishes in the sink, and it gives you the idea to get your friend some water.

“He’s been giving you fuck me eyes f-for weeks! Every time I come over he’s always—”

“Maybe you shouldn’t point and make it so obvious, babe.” you laugh, handing a glass full of water to her. “He’s just being friendly. Besides, I’m not really ready to date or anything yet. I’m just having fun hanging out with my bestie.” you tease her, nudging her with your elbow.

She pouts, eyes filling with water before she hugs you. She’s always been an emotional drunk, and soon enough she’s confessing how much she adores you and what a perfect best friend you are.

“Do you have any snacks? Wan’ some chocolate.” she tells you. You shake your head. “Ugh. Ooooh! You should go ask hot guy if he has any!” she suggests, kicking her feet and giggling all the while.

You look elsewhere. In the direction of hot guy. But he’s not at the window anymore. He’s probably in bed, it is pretty late. You hadn’t expected to be getting home after midnight from your cousins wedding given that you aren’t really that close. But bringing your best friend as a plus one extended the time you spent there.

There was an open bar.

“I’ll go to the store. What kind of chocolate do you want?” you ask.

“Surprise me.” she smiles. “Thaaaaank youuuuuu~!” she speaks in a sing-song voice.

“Don’t burn my apartment down while I’m gone.” you warn her, pretending to scowl at her before you laugh at yourself. She nods, eyes fluttering closed as her body sinks further and further into the couch.

You grab your keys and head out of the front door. If you were smart, you would have ordered dessert. There’s no way you should be leaving the safety of your apartment so late and stepping out into the city. But it’s just around the corner, that’s what you’re telling yourself. Nothing bad can happen to you if you just hurry.

As you reach the bottom floor, you recognise the man standing by the mailboxes near the entrance to your apartment building. He hasn’t noticed you, though, and why would he? He’s occupied sifting through the letters in his hands. You take a shallow breath, mentally preparing yourself for the dangers of going outside.

He raises his head as he smells your perfume when you walk by.

You gasp, feeling his hand dig into the flesh of your upper arm before he pulls you closer to him. It’s hard to even figure out what your thoughts are as you feel your back connect with rows of metal mailboxes. And before you can greet him, his lips are on yours.

You smile into the kiss, a hand cups your face as he presses his body a little harder into yours. He smiles back when he hears a soft little moan escape you at the feeling of being trapped against him. A sound from a higher floor frightens you, you turn your head and move away from him.

“Sorry, I thought my friend might be—”

“Hey,” he grabs your wrist and makes you face him. “You’re too ashamed being seen with me?” he smiles a little, teasing you. You smile back, shaking your head in protest.

“No it’s not that!” you tell him. “I better get going, though. She’s drunk and wants some chocolate.”

“You’re not going out on your own.” he speaks. It’s commanding, his voice filled with care and concern and it makes you weak at the knees. “Do you know that you can order snacks?”

“Uh, no, I've never heard of that.” you roll your eyes and speak sarcastically, earning a laugh from him.

“Maybe you should come upstairs with me, and I’ll show you how to do it.” he tells you, approaching you again. Your voice gets trapped in your throat as he looks down at you, and you find yourself nodding before even thinking about your answer. He smiles, though, kissing you deeply at your response. A sweet sort of praise for delivering an answer he’s happy to hear.

He takes your hand, guiding you up to his apartment.

“Done.” he smiles, putting his phone down on the counter. “I ordered pizza and your friend’s chocolate.”

“Perfect, thank you, Rin.” you thank him, “It’ll probably be a while… what shall we do in the meantime?”

“You know…” he starts, closing the gap between you. “I’ve really missed you all day.”

“Yeah? Ah—!” your voice gets caught in your throat as you feel him pick you up with ease. You wrap your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck as he carries you. You’ve missed him, too. You’ve never put a label on whatever this is. But as far as you’re concerned, it’s just fun. It’s easy. And it’s good.

He is good.

He sits on the couch with you straddling him. A little groan leaves his lips as yours stray to kiss down the column of his neck. His hips roll up, the outline of his cock rubs into your wanting core. His eyes are glued to you as your kisses descend his body, and he curses himself for not throwing away his sweater before picking you up.

It doesn’t matter though, not when you’re resting between his knees with your hands pawing at his cock. Your eyes are full, wanton whimpers filling every breath you take as you do all you can to quickly undo his belt.

“Can I give you head, baby?” you ask, helping remove his cock from the confines of his jeans. He nods, eagerly, his fingers stroking your scalp through your hair as encouragement.

You’re salivating when his dick is revealed in all of its perfect glory. Flushed pink and pretty and throbbing with lust. An unyielding desire to feel your mouth around it. You lick at the oozing pearlescent pre gathering at his slit. The moan he emits at the feeling rushes straight to your cunt. Your hand flies under your dress and beneath your sopping panties, Rin’s cheeks fill with a pink tint at the sight. He hadn’t expected you to touch yourself, his ego climbs heights he hadn’t thought possible at your overzealous act.

“Baby, please… please suck my cock.” he begs. You nod, mewling as you sink your mouth entirely onto him. “F-uck. Good girl, such a good girl.” he groans. You feel his hand cup your face, angling your vision so that your watery eyes are focused on him. He sees the pleasure building in you as you stare back at him.

Your little fingers aren’t enough to satiate the burning need pulsating at your core. But seeing Rin’s facial expressions are more than enough to keep you motivated. You want to make him proud. You want to make him cum. You take his cock entirely down your throat, and pride fills your body when he throws his head back.

He looks down at you, and he bites at his lower lip as you suck and choke around his length, tears spilling over your lash line as you take him more and more.

“Fuck, baby, you like this?” he asks, and you nod without hesitation. He thrusts his hips and fucks into your face until you’re choking on him. His hand grips into your hair and forms a makeshift ponytail as he continues to pound into your mouth like you’re his own personal fuck toy. He pulls you away reluctantly, giving you a chance to breathe. Though that isn’t why he did it. He wants to hear how good you feel. He wants to study the tears welling at your eyes. “You’re such a cute slut for me… cryin’ for my cock? Fucking adorable.” he grins.

You sob, unable to stop yourself. You rest your hands on his thighs as you sniffle, allowing him the time to really enjoy how pathetic and desperate you are.

“Love making you feel good…” you speak, shyly. “I—”

You don’t get the chance to speak anymore when he forces you back down on his cock. His eyes are heavy and filled with lust as he carries on rutting his hips into your face. You can’t stop yourself from twirling your fingers through his dark pubes. It’s the only thing keeping you grounded in reality as the feeling of his cock entirely takes over every synapse in your brain.

It’s unrelenting. He can’t stop himself as the tears continue to fall. Fat tears rolling without end down your hollowed cheeks. He batters his length into your drooling mouth, a mixture of spit and pre rolling down your chin and coating his balls as he repeatedly slams himself in and out. His thick length clogs your airways with each thrust. He can’t believe the pretty, lewd noises leaving you as you do your best to take him. The sputtering doesn’t cease, and knowing he’s so big that you can’t help but gag is making him mad with lust.

He holds your head with both of his large hands, keeping you in place as he fucks his length down your throat.

“Fuck, fuck, baby. Take it, ‘m cumming.” he warns you, a loud grunt following as ropes of tangy white cream spurt down your throat before you can barely get a taste. You show him your empty mouth, and he kisses your forehead in response. You hear your phone buzz, your head turning to acknowledge the sound. But he pulls you back, lifting you onto his lap before standing up with you in his hold. “I got carried away.” he kisses your lips.

“No it’s okay, I had fun.” you smile, kissing him back.

“You make me fucking crazy. Crying like that, over my cock? You’re so sweet.” he tells you, kissing you again. “Have you always been such a cry baby? I like it, a lot.” he whispers before kissing lovingly along your neck. You roll your eyes, kissing him and giggling against his lips. Before you can answer you hear your phone buzz again,

“Sorry, I should check that.” you tell him. He sets you down and tucks his cock back into his underwear and jeans. You smile when you feel him hug you from behind, kissing him before checking your texts.

Bestie 💖: are u still at the shop? hot boy has a gf :( i can see him getting a blowy through the window Bestie 💖: ugh they look so cute i hate her, i rly thought he liked you!!

Your blood runs cold as you feel the vibration of another text coming through. Rin smiles, tucking his head into your neck to offer a calming kiss while you read your texts together.

Bestie 💖: OH MY GOD YOU BITCH! IT’S YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!

You reluctantly look up, and Rin does the same. You see your best friend standing by the window with a shocked expression on her face. She holds her phone up and takes quick picture as you and Rin wave at her through the window. You look down to see a notification from her, the picture is now available for your whole Snapchat group chat to see.

“I gotta remember to close my blinds at night.” he laughs.

© 2023 rinitxshi

#💌 — luxe mail #📨 — requests #jellyfish anon (🪼) #blue lock #bllk #bllk x reader #blue lock imagines #blue lock x reader #itoshi rin #rin itoshi #rin itoshi x reader #itoshi rin x reader #blue lock smut #itoshi rin smut #rin itoshi smut #bllk smut #bllk x fem!reader #tw dacryphilia #tw praise

[ashwhowrites]

Hi what about some fluff with eddie and reader where reader goes away to visit family for Christmas and while she's gone eddie is a mess he's wearing her sweater bc it smells like her and when she's finally back uncle wayne runs to her saying finally you're back and when eddie sees her at his door he tackle hugs her and won't let her go

This is adorable

A tiny fluff blurb

Eddie has spent the last two weeks pouting in his bedroom. His girlfriend had to visit family in California for Christmas, leaving him alone during the holidays. Well not alone, he had Wayne and hellfire. But it wasn't the same. He misses his girlfriend. He misses her warmth, her kiss, and her voice.

She calls every night, refusing to sleep without talking to him. Asking about every detail about his day and he gladly answers all the questions. Happily talking with his girlfriend for hours.

He went to bed every night with her pillow, spraying extra perfume when the scent faded. Switching between the three sweaters she left behind. Refusing to go a day without wearing one. His arms covered in the bracelets she left on his dresser. Kissing the ink on his finger before bed, a small initial on his pinky, one that matches her pinky finger.

~~

"two more hours Eddie" Wayne said patting his back, watching as Eddie crossed off another day on the calendar

A big red circle around the date labeled "BABY IS HOME"

"I'm going to take a nap so it goes faster. Wake me up when she's here!"

Wayne nodded, laughing as Eddie raced to his bedroom. The familiar sweater of hers covering his body

~~

"look who it is" Wayne smiled, throwing his arms around Y/N as she hugged him back

"I missed you Wayne" she squealed, hugging him harder as she refused to let go

"missed you too kid. Glad to finally have you back" Wayne admitted. He loved having her around and he missed her presence

"he's waiting for you. Dead asleep" Wayne said quietly pulling away from the hug

"should we pull a mean prank?" She giggled, an evil smirk

"fuck yes" Wayne laughed

~~

Eddie groaned as he woke up

Jumping out of bed as he raced to open his bedroom door

"YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP" he screamed as Wayne sat on the couch

"She hasn't come home yet. The plane is delayed" Wayne said shrugging his shoulders. Trying to hold back his smile as Y/N hid behind the couch

"wait what?" Eddie sighed sadly. Shoulders dropping in disappointment

"she called while you were asleep. I'm sorry bud. Doesn't seem like she's back until tomorrow"

"damnit" Eddie groaned. Throwing himself on the couch

"it's just another day"

"no it's not Wayne. It's 24 hours of her still not being with me. I understand two weeks isn't that long but I hate being away from her" Eddie sniffled, coughing away the tightness in his throat

"you love her that much huh?" Wayne smiled

"absolutely" Eddie said with no hesitation

Y/N felt her heart warming at the moment

Smirking evilly as she stood up silently

Throwing her hands over Eddie's eyes

"guess who?"

Eddie jumped in seconds, turning around fast to see his girlfriend standing there

"OH MY GOD" he screamed. Easily grabbing her into his arms, yanking her over the couch as he shoved his face in her neck

She giggled as he dug himself in her neck

"I missed you" he whispered into her neck

"missed you too baby"

Wayne excused himself. Leaving the two in the living room

"do you want to like go lay down?" She laughed

"just want to hold you a little longer" he said. Refusing to let her go

"okay. Let's hold each other a little longer"

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[anotherrosesthatfell]

This is most likely unable to happen, but what if Starcross somehow existed in E.L.A?

This feels like the parents likely to hook up with their ex twice... 💀 Okay, let's see...

The story is like

after Dream found out Ink cheated on him. Unlike the original, he was just sad and went to Hope for comfort and tea. But this one, he decided to meet up with Cross.

Cross is stupid for not changing his number, so Dream called for Cross and cried on the phone. So they meet up in park, Cross was awkward with Dream but he brought him a banana bread, Dream's favourite.

They talked, Cross awkwardly comfort Dream but he bad at it. While comforting getting comforted by Cross, Dream accidentally said he still love Cross while he is still weeping like a baby.

Cross is flustered but he hesitated. After a while, he responded to Dream confession and kissed Dream's cheek. He says he is very sorry for his past actions and if Dream want to get back together, he willing to do so and repent his sins.

So they hooked up, Dream divorced Ink, Lux is shocked, Palette is shocked, Dream got the full custody of Palette, Hope is overprotective but as long Dream is happy they are happy too but still hate Cross.

Drop is not a fake princess or under Dream custody cause the divorce and Dream didn't get attached.

So now, Starcross and Palette are the heir... So those two need to prove their worth.

Okay, let's go to the fun facts.

Drop and Starcross will be in the same age obviously.

Dream started to adore Starcross and Lux more than Palette but he still care for Palette and provide all he needs.

Dream and Cross relationship are so wholesome, each party fix their mistake and misunderstanding, Cross repent his mistake.

Lux actually got developed more kindness trait than the original because Cross and Dream attend in her life much more than Passivemare now but she still want to get rid of Palette (and probably now starcross)

Drop and Starcross will be bestie, not knowing their parents relationships.

Starcross doesn't really care for Palette and only Lux since he figured out that Palette is just his half brother.

Starcross will be Lux sidekick instead of Merciless.

Merciless will not have any feelings for Lux in this au since he will never meet her. (And he is probably dead because he is alive thanks to Lux saving him and since Starcross is born, Nightmare is angry so he killed Merciless)

He bullies Palette 💀

Starcross opinion on people

Dream:

"Papa is absolutely the best papa in the world! I love him so much, I am so lucky to be born in such wonderful family."

Cross:

"don't tell Papa this but Daddy is better hehe! Daddy always spoiled me with sweets and pastries!"

Lux:

"Ah, Sissy! Sissy is the best big sister. I hope instead of me one of the heir, I want my sissy be the heir! She is the best, she deserves much better. Sometimes she talks to herself but I don't mind it."

Palette:

"Ah... This lowly thing? It's a shame that he is my brother.. Well, half brother pfft... He stands no chance to be the heir. A weak, fragile boy like him? Just ew. Papa only let him to be one of the heir because he pity him, we all know I will be the next rightful heir."

Hope:

"Miss Hope! She- I mean they? I am still confused but anyway, Miss Hope is the best! They taught me everything, how to fight, how to cook, how to hide a body- I mean how to clean my room. What a loyal babysitter."

Ink:

"People said she is the most beautiful woman in this multiverse but to me.. PFFT, SHE IS SO UGLY. My sissy is much better."

Error:

"He's a pathetic man, he is so ugly. I don't hate him but if I need to choose between selling my organ or befriend him, I choose selling my organ."

Drop:

"Well, their kid is the only cute thing. Drop is my best friend but a crybaby. That's okay, I'll kill people who made her cry. Somehow she always scared of me and begged me to let her go, I don't get it."

Swap:

"Drunkle! He is a brave man, it's a sad emotion to know how he lost his abilities."

Murder trio:

"Daddy told me they're actually nice. I don't believe it until Papa confirmed it by saying Daddy used to worked with them."

Nightmare:

"I'll be honest, he is handsome than that Destroyer. I'll give him 7/10. Other than that, his personality is trash! I'll be glad if he kill Palette though!"

Crescent:

"The priest whom in love with my half brother... Wow, I never thought Palette can be this pathetic that he needed an old man to love him! I heard his two brothers are dead, what a sad man."

Bonus

Artemis:

"The only remaining sibling of the priest. I heard she is treasure by the King. Hmm, well she is pretty just like her mother. What I don't like is how she supports Palette and acted hostile towards me. I only teased Palette, it's his fault for being such a baby!" by @itzcherrybonbon

Vivi:

"A sister of mine? Well, half sister. Sissy pity her so I had to act nicely. What a waste of time. Only I deserve Sissy attentions!" bye @starvivi

Lily:

"That doll maker? Well, not gonna lie, she creeps me out. I hate the fact she is obsessed with eyes but I love how she torments Palette. It's a refreshing sight to see!"

If the dead one are still alive

Merciless:

"Well, well, well... He is broken. Sissy says she pitied him so she befriended him but I feel there's more than that. Instead of a human, I rather view him a broken, lifeless, pathetic doll."

Angst:

"That suicidal prince? He is the opposite of that priest. Not like I hate him but I don't like him. At least, he's a good brother to that doll unlike that Priest."

Paperjam:

"Well, she's a cool older sister but I prefer Sissy more! Her accent had me confused but I am still learning. She has a very unique accent."

Gradient:

"The opposites of the suicidal prince but I like his vibe. He can be loud which is annoying but fun to be around."

#evil lux au #undertale au #e.l.a ask #starcross sans #cream ship #cream ship child #Lux sans #dream sans #error sans #ink sans #cross sans #palette sans #paperjam sans #a sunflower in full bloom au #sans au

[pitbullwithaship]

DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S4 EP8

Okay this is Silence in the Library and I've heard it's insane and weird and scary and maybesad(?) So. It's time

That's a cute little girl floating in midair

That's a gorgeous library, the kind I've always wanted to visit

Is this a psychoevaluation or something

Okay something is there

OMG ITS THE DOCTOR AND DONNA

I live jow they're just like oh hello tiny girl great day innit

I love books

That's a gorgeous library Jesus christ

Amazing

Yeah Donna spoilers tsk tsk

Ooh suspiciously empty

Sundays are pretty boring

Oh wow that's a large amount of living creatures

Silence

I love them just so much

That's a creepy person head egg face robot thing

Ah ominous message

COUNT THE SHADOWS HWHOT

Only kinda sorta lied

The shadows approach incredibly ominously and slowly

Oh they sped up

Yay Donna on the kick open

The little girl is a security camera then is that why they're interrogating her

It's dark

I hit myself on the head sometimes too, (the doctor is a neurodivergent icon)

Girlie

River Song!!!!!! I've heard of her!!

I like Archeologists they're nerds

The Doctor and Donna are icons

Maybe it's not irra- THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

Vashta Nerada ooOooOoooOOooOooOooO

PRETTY BOY lol

Don't be a dick to the personal assistant girl

Okay so they're dickheads

THE DIARY

Aww poor River Song

THE PHONE AND THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE ALARM AND THE SECURITY SYSTEM AND-

Those are good drawings

Curiosity fucked with the timelines and killed a fair few cats

Weaponised books

I like the personal assistant girl she seems nice

Mr Lux don't be Mr Fucks

Assistant girl don't go wandering off

Yeah Lux pay attention

ASSISTANT GIRL BE CAREFUL IM SORRY I DONT KNOW YOUR NAME

This is creepy as hell

SCREAM NO

Oh shit oh damn oh shit that's terrifying oh shit oh dear

RIP Miss Evangelista

Oh that's really horrifying and sad

Speak Donna

Oh my God that's torturous

Aww Doctor trying to comfort her

THE REAL WORLD IS A LIE HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK ONLY HER

Donna why are you being weird

Aww River Song knows about her

Oh oh Donna

AIR PIRHANAS THATS SO COOL

Oh fuck oh fuck he's got two shadows that's fucking horrifying

Aww that's adorable she has a matching screwdriver

Tries to send her away

Actually sends her away

What! What! What! What! She screamed! What!

Oh shit it's in his suit

Okay he's dead

Oh shit his fucking skeleton is possessed

That's horrifying

SQUARENESS GUN WOW

SHE SAVED DONNA WHAT

OH FUCK OH FUCK DONNA IS THE EGG ROBOT THING THAT IS NOT IN ANY WAY BETTER

Oh poor Doctor oh poor Donna

OH FUCK A CLIFFHANGER I HATE THAT AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO WATCH MORE

#doctor who #liveblogging #david tennant #tenth doctor #donna noble #catherine tate #s4 ep8

[shamelessler]

spongebob agere headcanons

TW: impure regression, brief OD mention

spongebob

little

- "i can do it myself"

- scared of taking meds when small since his parents overdosed him as a child

- an extremely independant little one

- favorite toy is building blocks

- comfort object is his ukulele

- he always puts up a fight about regressing

- obsessed with reading at any age, even if he's like..1.

- only regresses involuntarily

- impure regression occurs more than half of the time he's regressed

caregiver

- main care giver for squidward and patrick

- top tier cg

- uses baby talk and pet names with the little

- very good at entertaining

- uses tickles to help squidward regress

- he mostly caregives

- gives back scratchies

- a really silly cg

- will drop everything hes doing to make sure you're okay

- makes up silly songs and sings them for you

- goes over the moon with joy hearing you laugh

- definitely encourages you to regress

- reminds you gently to take care of yourself

- really enjoys doing things for you like tying your shoes or dressing you up or even just holding your hand while you cross the street

- wants a child of his own someday, and so caring for people makes him very happy and excited

- plays ukulele softly while you fall asleep

- caring for you genuinely calms him down so much, knowing that you're tiny makes him feel accomplished and at peace

squidward

little

- loves playing with watercolors + finger paints

- favorite playground equipment is the swings

- surprisingly shy

- extremely embarrassed about regressing

- hes semi verbal when he regresses because he gets flustered over his voice, but baby talks around spongebob

- even more scared of jellyfish whenever hes small

- gets v grumpy without a nap

- loves to do pretend clarinet recitals and rehearse plays

- when regressed hes usually likes being called squiddy, angel, and love bug by spongebob😭

- sleeps with the teddy bear spongebob won him from the claw machine

- sassy but only around spongebob hehe

- involuntarily regresses sometimes when under intense amounts of stress, spongebob always manages to bail the two of them out of work early to help squidward

- easily flustered by baby talk

- has a very pure sounding giggle

- he signs to communicate

- patrick was the one who taught him SL

- favorite show to watch while small is Steven Universe

caregiver

- specifically only cares for spongebob, although spongebob doesn't regress a lot unless it's involuntary

- when he first started caring for spongebob he gave off the vibes of an anxious teen babysitter who doesn't really know what they're doing

- he would obsess over trying to find the perfect activities for spongebob and often got emotional seeing spongebob cry

patrick

little

(patrick reminds me a little of my boyfriend sometimes so excuse me if a few of these sound like you, lux💓)

- very attached to people while regressed

- spongebob is his main cg and sandy is more of a cool aunt

- his favorite game is playing with my little ponys

- speaking of, he has a my little pony special interest in and out of regression

- adores physical touch while regressed over anything else.

- he has a hard time comprehending sentances, especially when small, but he likes the sound of spongebobs voice so he makes him sing or read to him a lot

- regresses nearly every afternoon when spongebob gets home<3

- usually partially regressed

- strangely good at comforting his cg's by just simply being there

- very calming presence

- sandy takes him shopping for christmas presents every year even though it's useless since patrick can't keep a secret for the life of him

caregiver

- not really a caregiver that often, but when he is, he's usually a cg for spongebob or a tag team cg duo with spongebob to hang out with squidward

- immediately knows what a nonverbal baby wants because he himself has been in those situations (this is canon btw when he knew that the baby clam needed to be changed and he said he knew because he wore diapers too)

- best at hugs

- its really fun to sleep on his tummy

plankton

little

- mr. krabs had been sort of caring for plankton for years, but ever since their fallout they've stopped

- plankton misses being cared for deeply and often spends most of his time with regressed crying with a paci and stuffie, longing for mr. krabs

- karen found out about planktons regression when he fell asleep with his paci in his mouth one time. she didn't say anything about it, but when plankton woke up the next morning he found a bag on his bedside tables with rattles and toys in it

- both voluntary and involuntary regression

- sometimes deals with impure regression, those are the nights he wants mr. krabs to be there the most

- favorite thing to watch while little is those silly baby sensory videos

mr. krabs

caregiver

- honest to god, most dad-like character under the sea. it definitely helps that he's got a daughter of his own

- he cares for littles because he secretly really misses taking care of little Pearl

- plankton is (and always will be) his favorite little guy. dont tell plankton tho.

- knew squidward and spongebob when they were kids and used to play with them and play tickle monster🥲

- spongebob and squidward definitely slip around him all the time. he reminds them of their childhood in a purer way.

#i rly thought i posted this already #weewooweewoo #agere #agere spongebob #spongebob headcanons #spongebob agere headcanons #sfw agere #spongebob squarepants

[discocactusblogs]

bertuccio later becomes the counts butler or steward.

Have you heard of any of these adaptations?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCountofMonteCristo/comments/w7iu1v/every_tcomc_adaptation_i_could_find.

I had no idea there were so many adatptations!

I've heard of and watched the 1975 film with Richard Chamberlain, and it's one of my favorite adaptions!

I have the 2002 DVD and I've watched it maybe twice, but I honestly love and hate it at the same time.

Gankutsuou is another DVD set I have as well since I'm a lover of anime as well. I absolutely adore the artwork and the futuristic setting while they keep it rather close to the book. I'm actually not quite done with it, but when I finish it, I'll write something about it.

Fun fact, I actually started watching the K-drama, Miss Monte Cristo and it's intriguing, so I just might pick it up again sometime soon.

The Russian musical Monte Cristo is also one that's caught my eye, but since I don't speak Russian fluently yet, It's difficult to find. I've seen some clips of it though, and I honestly like the costume and staging.

Frank Wildhorn's Count Of Monte Cristo is actually a favorite of mine, and was essentially what drew me to learn about the book after I had my musical playlist on shuffle and it auto played I Know Those Eyes.

Okay, I've heard of I Am Edmond Dantes via Russian musical theaters that I follow and was able to translate the title, but I do not know much of it.

Ah! Radio dramas my beloved, I've listened to both Mercury Radio and Lux radios productions and loved them!

I've seen Garfield and Friends' episode as well lol.

I actually remember Edmond being in Once Upon A Time, but I really should rewatch it because that was years ago before I read the book.

I actually didn't realize I consumed so much media from it 😂

There's also another musical that I stumbled across but I've got no idea where it's from or who wrote it.

But it's this one:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKAsb-hKy97P90V5ovKpfDwMt_Ly0UDm9

#count of monte cristo #comc #ask box #ask me questions #the count of monte cristo

[heroinejinx]

FANFIC APPRECIATION MEME

Post recommendations for your ten favourite fanfics and tag the authors if possible. Tell us what you like about their work.

Tag five people of your choice to do the meme too.

okay well there’s more than ten because i’m indecisive & these are all too good not to mention!!

for some sense of order, i’ve separated them by ships, and then further by if they’re canon or au, because the 2 are essentially different genres so 🤓 

i’m also not gonna expand too much on what i like about each of these because it’ll just be me waffling & saying ‘i love this ship and this person writes their dynamic so damn well’ over and over lol 

Lightcannon

~~canon-ish~~

- ‘Ill-Fortune and Illumination’ series by @questionablecuttlefish 

ft. scenes of extreme chaos and extreme tenderness, sometimes in the same chapter, always brilliant 🤌

- ‘The energy that pumps through my veins’ by @ghostofyaz

in which jinx is the ultimate masochist & lux aims to please ✨

- ‘Flashbangs and Frag Grenades’ series by @calchexxis (which there’s also a podcast on Spotify for!!🔥)

‘jinx is crazy, lux is crazier’ - a must read

~~au~~

- ‘Bright Eyes’ series by @calchexxis

college au in which jinx is a ‘tattooed punk on a motorcycle’ - need i say more? 👀

- ‘Friction Coefficient’ by @blood-lich-crow

and so they were forced to be study buddies 😙

- ‘Fight and Flight’ by @onegraycat

the closest to top gun i will ever willingly get, ft. angst and planes ✈️

Timebomb

~~canon-ish~~

- ‘My Boy Savior’ by Elssandra on AO3 (idk their tumblr)

wherein jinx’s journey to becoming a firelight is cute, dark as hell, dramatic and frequently heartbreaking - yay 🥲

Pistolwhip / CaitJinx

~~canon-ish~~

- ‘Dancing After Death’ by @prettyaveragewhiteshark

jinx and caitlyn bond over their grief & it hurts & it’s so satisfying to read 💔

- ‘Hollow bones and bird song’ series by @natsukashenby

the fic that got me into the crackship, so much angst and pining, god bless 🙏

- ‘Lithium’ series by @ravenkinnie

okay i need to re-read this asap but the angst in this knows no bounds 🖤

~~au~~

- ‘Love Sonnet aka Escort AU’ series by @ravenkinnie

this fic is so tender and their connection feels so real - idk how else to describe it other than saying just go read it right now 🥺

- ‘Lover, will you look at me now? I’m already dead to you’ by @natsukashenby

ft. caitlyn and jinx bonding a little too much at a party… gotta love the drama

Liquorbomb (Jinx x ‘Chuck’)

@unknownstellardepths has this monopolised lololol thank you for your service

~~canon-ish~~

- ‘Toy Guns with Real Bullets’

jinx turns to ‘chuck’ after killing silco and things get *complicated* ❤️‍🩹

this fleshes out thieram/chuck so so well, and the writing in this? the crafting of the fight scenes, the sex scenes, and character development? yeah, read it.

~~au~~

- ‘Scissors and Heartstrings’ 

more thieram and jinx antics - can’t get enough tbh 🫶

Honourable mentions for some non-Arcane fics I adore:

SPOP (Catradora)

~~canon-ish~~

- ‘Falling feels like flying (till the bone crush) by ehj on AO3 (idk their tumblr)

what if catra and adora started secretly fucking while still at war with each other? yeah this is that & it’s bloody great 😌

~~au~~

- ‘Break a Leg (and break the bed)’ by @dandyvela 

catradora as stunt workers who are secretly fuck buddies, minus the friendship & add on a whole lot of repressed feelings. genius 💖

- ‘Take me home’ by feistypants on AO3 (idk their tumblr)

exes running a farm together and slowly confronting the past… when i tell you i cried 😭

Killing Eve (Villaneve)

~~what everyone in the old fandom wishes could’ve been canon~~

- ‘Saving Eve’ by DontShoveTheSun on AO3 (idk their tumblr)

okay i’m not exaggerating when i say that this fic has improved my mental health lol anyone still reeling from that abysmal finale needs to read this. this whole thing is like the most comforting hug ever & idc it’s canon to *me* 🥹

tbh i’d also extend this rec to anyone who enjoys the murder wives trope in general, even if you haven’t seen the show - this fic truly delivers everything that kind of story needs. can’t praise it highly enough.

okay, this was super fun to do so i’m tagging all the authors mentioned here, plus anyone else who wants to do it! 💕

#fandom tag #fanfic recs #arcane #lightcannon #timebomb #pistolwhip #caitjinx #liquorbomb #spop #catradora #killing eve #villaneve #fuck laura neal #fanfic appreciation

[abloomingsunflower]

Unpopular opinions.. :,)

[TW!! Mentions of pedophilia, abuse and rape]

1- Honestly? I absolutely despise Crescent x Palette. This is the one thing I really hate about Crest, him showing romantic love towards a FUCKING MINOR- Otherwise he's a pretty great guy, but did he really have to catch feelings for Palette? He's freaking 25 for fucks sake.

"God did say, love is love.."

"And jail is jail."

I fucking ADORE Lux for saying that! <3 Though she is the villain in this story, she did the right thing for once and stood up against this. What in the world would possibly make pedophilia okay?!

The fact Palette reciprocates though..And even ended up dating him in another timeline.

I'm sorry, it's just- ew.. I'm glad he stops hanging out with Crescent but I hate the fact he still does like the priest. Crescent should honestly put his morals before his desires and get rid of his feelings for Palette.

I know I made this ship happen in the Good Ending of Sunflower AU, but it was only for lore purposes for this ending's future arc. Imagine it like a choice in a videogame, that leads to a certain route: Palette chooses Crescent, thus Arti becomes queen and ends up catching the Hanahaki disease, out of her love for Palette. And now Crescent has left too and she can't handle all the stress of being all by herself. And this is where Neon steps in to save Artemis.

Other than that, I absolutely hate this ship and it makes me super uncomfortable. Also one of the reasons why the Good Ending isn't canon.

I feel terrible for making it canon in the good ending but I need that future arc lore man- Or, yk, might change stuff. That seems like the better option.

2-Believe it or not, I actually started to like Killer.

She's portrayed pretty well, and her reactions to trauma seem very realistic to me.

I would react that way if I was tricked that my son was a monster that killed my other son. I would be in shambles mentally and always on guard if I experienced the same traumas Killer did.

While indeed, I don't find her mean comments pleasant, can I really blame her? She never asked to be put in this situation and she was already mentally unstable before Cor.Nightmare suddenly fell for her and forced his way into her.

She's trying to be a good mother to kids that remind her too much of her abuser. (-Merciless I guess.)

Like..damn. This woman has gone through a lot already, she deserves some peace and hope.

Hehe..get it?

:,)

3-Sometimes I wish Cross and Cor.Nightmare didn't do such huge fuck-ups.

I..honestly don't know what to think of them. I shouldn't like them. They've both done the most unforgiving stuff ever and I fucking hate them for that.

I feel bad for Cor.Nightmare due to what he endured in the past, he reminds me so much of Mateo from that Homesick webtoon. I just- have mixed feelings towards Corrupted. I HATE ITTTT..-

And Cross? If it weren't for the fact that he genuinely seems like that one uncle who's fucked up BADLY and was kicked out of the family but somewhat does regret everything he's done, and that in The Sunflower AU I ship him with Albedo/Wicked, he'd be dead to me-

I feel like a horrible person for SORT OF tolerating these two..UGHHH-

4- This isn't really an opinion, more like a question- I've always wondered, WHY is Lux so mad at Palette that she wants him dead? Like- what is going on, what did he do that did so much damage?

Passive definitely has part in this mess, that's for sure. And I know Palette was a bratty kid at the time who always spouted bad words unknowingly, because that's how small his brain was back then- Was the situation THAT bad..?- Like- Damn-

5-And finally, I want to express my genuine opinion on Drop's crush on Merciless..

WHO IS TEACHING HER THESE STUFF- Istfg if it is Goth encouraging her I won't be surprised- I am sending the nuclear bombs on that white-haired Karen-looking bitch

I am in my silly goofy mood right now and I feel like DESTROYING-

Someone, anyone, for the love of god, please, she's precious, but fucking get these stuff out of the 10 year old's brain-

Merciless, Ink, Dream, Hope, PALETTE, I am looking at you, tell her this is wrong- Don't let her become like her future self in E.L.A's good ending- Please- SOBS-

Anywho, yes I wish Drop didn't like Merciless romantically and try to get his attention like that..- But she's just a kid, maybe she'll learn in the Surprise Ending..-

E.L.A and all it's characters belong to @anotherrosesthatfell

I was in my silly goofy mood, Rose- I don't mean to insult, just pointing out some stuff I don't like in E.L.A. Other than these, I think the AU and characters are pretty well-written.

#a sunflower in full bloom au #evil lux au #too lazy to put other tags. #unpopular opinions?

[nostalgicatsea]

5-fic self-rec!

Thanks for tagging me for this, @oluka (and the last line thing too except I had to pass on that one because I haven't written anything in a while other than the last excerpt I posted on here 😅).

Except for "Apricity," which is near and dear to my heart despite how much I itch to edit it (a constant issue I have with things I write), I went with some of my favorites that have flown under the radar.

Hm...this ended up more of a "hey, good job, me" post than a "I'm trying to find what's compelling about these fics to rec them" post. Oh well.

In order of publication:

Apricity (616 Steve/Tony, T, 1.5k)

My first fic on AO3! My first Steve/Tony fic! And somehow it was 616 instead of MCU. I love dark Steve, but I'm particular with how exactly he's unhinged and this is how I like him. Even-keeled despite being off his rocker. Rational in his own head. Soured on the world, but in a way that pushes who he is to the extremes so his core is still visible even if it's mottled with rot. And, of course, obsessed with Tony. I also like the tempo of this; I used to have a good grasp on tempo, but I feel like I've lost that a bit over the years.

Unraveled (Warrior (2011) gen fic, G, 1k)

Since it's a movie that doesn't have a lot of fanworks for it and it's a gen fic to boot, barely anyone has read this, but I don't care because it was written for a friend, @luxover. I love writing little stories to gift friends. If you haven't watched Warrior, watch it! Brutal tearjerker about a broken family and broken men and one of the few good sports movies out there. No, you don't need to know anything about MMA to enjoy it. I don't.

Okay, I should talk about this ficlet. I'm fond of this one because it's so different from my usual writing. It's stream-of-consciousness and entirely voice-driven like someone sat you down in Brendan's head and he's talking and talking even if he naturally isn't saying of this out loud. Because he and his brother Tommy are emotionally constipated; even if they love each other a lot, they don't know how to reach out to each other. They don't know if they're wanted. This also has one of my favorite last lines I've ever written. GUT PUNCH, if I do say so myself. ONE-TWO HIT, K.O. Sums up every layer of their relationship.

Hidden Declaration (Brad/Ray (Generation Kill), T, 728 words)

Another gift for a friend (the same friend)! Brad/Ray and MCU Steve/Tony share some similarities despite being drastically different, so is it any surprise I liked these two unhinged idiots? I never open for fic prompts, but this was when I was on a roll and then I got scared because lux asked for this. I never wrote for Gen Kill, I read maybe 3 GK fics in my life, and Ray is one of those characters who are impossible to write well imo (to be honest, I also feel the same way about Brad though the difficulty is subtler). He's an unusual guy with a very particular way of speaking.

And somehow this flowed out of me quickly. It's not without its flaws, but it was so different from what I usually write and how I do that it was really fun to write this! Very dialogue-heavy too which isn't what I'm known for. And the crassest (also...some language that's not okay as a warning, but if you know GK, it comes with the territory) and most sexual (it's still not very sexual lol) out of my fics. I think I captured how much they're best friends and they're so comfortable in each other's presence well. Plus I put a little wink for my friend at the end and it's one of the few times I like being indulgent with my writing. Also, tattoo fics are a trope and I guess this counts as my one tattoo fic though it's not an AU and there's no actual tattooing involved.

A Long, Final Rest Among the Stars (MCU Tony-centric/Nebula & Tony gen fic, G, 2.7k)

My tribute to best boy Tony, my first and ultimate love (along with Steve, of course) along with an expansion of the lovely bits of Nebula and Tony's tender friendship that we got to see in IW which I adored. They share a lot in common.

Writing this made me so sad because I felt like I was preparing to say goodbye to Tony. It made me reminisce about how it all started, and everything came full circle. His past is his present. Tony's trapped on a dark spaceship injured and far, far away from home. Tony's trapped in a dark cave injured and far, far away from home. There's a kind spirit with him, and even if they try to keep him alive, he's a dead man walking. But he's also come a long way from the man he used to be. I'M REALLY PROUD OF HIM, OKAY? I LOVE HIM.

The Burning of Flowers (616 Steve/Tony, G, 1.2k)

I secretly really, really wish more people read this fic. I wanted to write a Hanahaki AU for a while, but I couldn't figure out what I'd do that would feel fresh and then I came up with this subversion of sorts. Hanahaki AUs usually involve someone pining for their love and refusing to let go of it because it means so much to them. I thought I'd write about someone who doesn't have it—and simultaneously wants and doesn't want it—and wishes ill on the person he loves by hoping their love has it. And what better era to situate it than Hickmanvengers? You don't need to know Hickmanvengers to enjoy it, though.

I'm extremely proud of this one because it's one of the best fics I've written if I'm allowed to toot my own horn for a sec! Please let me because it's so rare for me to feel like I don't want to rip apart chunks of my fics and sew them back whole again, new and improved. I think this is one of my most complete fics in that way; I can probably tweak it, but I'm satisfied with nearly all of it if not all of it.

Anyway, I was in a slump and then suddenly the old magic returned and I slipped back into the writing style I used to have back in the mid-2010s except better. I could actually see that I've developed as a writer even if I'm still learning. But the atmosphere, the sensory lines, and the rhythm returned. I like the pace of this a lot and feel like it follows Steve's relentless rage, much like the unmoored, slower pace of "Apricity" reminds me of a colder Steve who never fully woke up from the ice.

Tagging @kiyaar, @meidui, @sineala, @whenas-in-silks, @sabrecmc, @magicasen, and two artists (rec your art!<3): @kappamairi & @massivespacewren

#me: i have no fears #me: what if people don't like these fics and that's why they're underrated #one (1) fear....except kdfjksafjalfjla i don't really care because i enjoyed writing these and that's what's important! #i don't care if i'm embarrassing myself because maybe i should take a break on getting annoyed at myself when it comes to writing #and pat myself on the back for doing the best i could at the time and still liking these now #okay i need to sleep soon bye

[luxsea]

twirls my hair HI OLLIEE i have lux questions...!!!!! 10, 23 (I'M A KARLUX SAP OKAY ,.!!!!), 48, & as a bonus treat u can use my ask as a Free Card to answer another question you really like from the tav ask list!!! happy luxposting! :3

kicks feet HIIII PARKER >:3c thank you for lux questions!!!! happy luxreading <333

10. If your Tav didn’t become an adventurer, what else would they be doing?

before the events of the game they were already a traveler but if they had to settle i think they would set up a shop selling the most bizarre useless shit (affectionate), like the equivalent of a fantasy thrift store that smells strongly of Incense and looks like howl movingcastle's bedroom. i also think a lot about them as a skyrim shopkeeper saying the same obnoxiously repetitive lines and idk why they're too hot to be a skyrim shopkeeper maybe more like a deltarune shopkeeper instead where they get tumblr sexymaned and sell you items that are totally not cursed

23. What is your Tav’s favorite moment they’ve had with their lover?

agh <3 it warms my heart that i got you into my silly little bg3 ship, getting to share them is such a treat :3 there are so many wonderful moments in game and that i headcanon that it's hard to choose the big favorite. (act 3 romance spoilers) a moment that's really dear to me and was really sentimental was how karlach planned their date in the city ahead of time and even insisted on scoping out the inn to make sure everything was perfect. just the level of thoughtfulness floored me. lux is so incredibly in love with her and how she says she's bad at flirting but then pulls off the most romantic shit like it's nothing. they have an adorable date where they roleplay as if this is a first date where they're just getting to know each other and they fail miserably at pretending they don't already know and love each other by heart. it's such an important moment for them to slow down and share some moments of normalcy amidst the chaos of their adventure, even if they're both giggling and being sooooo normal about each other.

48. Where does your Tav feel most at home?

it would be pretty corny to say home is by karlachs side but that is the correct answer and i cannot deny it. for the longest time lux has always been moving, estranged from the place they grew up and their previous guild, never staying in one location that they could call home. but the adventuring life is something that they wouldn't trade and so they find home in the little things that they love. one thing that is constant no matter where they go is the night sky. during the events of the game they find the greatest comfort laying in the grass beside the chionthar river, their insomnia keeping them up stargazing all night, the light in the sky reflecting back in the water while millions of fireflies twinkle in the cool night air, all bathed in the blue and gold. and it's one of their favorite pastimes to share with karlach, they prefer it more with her company. also spoilers for the new epilogue but a character asks this same question and this was one of the responses available due to the choices i had made and i think about it a lot. you can make hell a home with the right person by your side <3 edit: forgor to note avernus has no stars so *looks at crumpled note* she is the sun

FREE CARD! (literally) 64. What Tarot Card best represents your Tav?

this one's a bit on the nose but i've taken a lot of inspiration from the star major arcana for lux's character and who they aspire to be. the visuals of the star card usually depicts a figure pouring water from each hand as a symbol for balance and the card represents intuition, inspiration, little glimmers of hope and the strength to carry on ✨

Baldur’s Gate 3 Tav Ask Game

#ghostdice #ask meme #oc: lux #ok time to zzzzz

[zablife]

hey lee!!! for some horrific and barbaric reason tumblr is not allowing me to answer your ask??? i am relentlessly pressing the little answer button and nothing is happening so i thought id just send an ask here ❤️ you asked me what music im listening to - im really into milk dipped cloud by elke, 400 lux by lorde and paramore’s cover of burning down the house rn <3 im in a bit of a music rut rn so id love to have any recs if you have any and if you have any thoughts on my recs id love to hear em 💕 okay BYE

Thanks for the message, Carmen! I've been feeling sort of anxious/restless lately so these song recs come at the perfect time. Milk Dipped Cloud is as ethereal as the name suggests, her voice that of an electric angel and yet the lyrics feel so relatable. "I peel into pieces so if one dies on the moon, it will just hurt a little." And I adore 400 Lux bc the beat is like the gentle rocking of a train late at night. Going from that to Burning Down the House is like a jolt of electricity tho! Like, get up, girl. We're dancing now 🤭

I have to admit that I'm feeling a bit stagnant in my music these days as well, but here's what I listened to recently Hang Me Up to Dry by Cold War Kids, Sweet Dreams by Angel Olsen, Honey, Honey by Feist. I hope life is going well for you, darl! Sending loads of love 💕

#zablife ask box

[4law]

ok!! i didn’t include everybody cuz this took longer than expected oopsie so lemme know if u wanna be added too! i’m not shipping u with ur selfship cuz that is no fun at all

@sauza : usopp (op), kuguri (hq)

every time you’re on my dash i’m laughing at the thoughts u share with us, and i think these characters can match ur energy so well. ur humor is unmatched i love u!!

@lawscorazon : law ENERU (op) & sakusa (hq)

ares radiates pretty energy and eneru radiates let me bother pretty people like ares until they fall for me energy.

@satotokii : bokuto (hq) & aran (hq!)

bokuto is self explanatory he is a ray of sunshine!! & aran i just feel like he gives good hugs and that’s what someone like u deserves— the best hugs :’)

@yourtamaki : killer (op) & shanks (op)

hear me out— killer will obviously treat you well, but why do i see shanks looking at you with heart eyes ??

@tofutobios : coby (op), zoro (op)

if u haven’t seen op then im referring to post time skip coby!! he has a heart of gold and u are so friendly so omg. and zoro needs your help with directions he needs u to hold his hand whenever he goes outside (NO I SHOUKD HAVE ADDED HIMEKAWA FROM HQ TOO) (omg and tanjiro from kny)

@strawhatsoraya : osamu (hq) & edgeshot (mha)

osamu cooks for you, and edgeshot i just feel like it fits. sora also radiates pretty person energy and edgeshot is so elegant!!

@killsaki : sabo (op) & hirugami (hq)

omg 🥹 i gasped when i thought of sabo that was the person i was looking for!! i was struggling hard fr kisaki & sanji fit so well

@euphofic2 : ace (op), matsukawa (hq)

i feel like after the smelly debate on your page, these two would add their own thoughts to it without hesitation. that’s why. LMFAOO IF UR SCARED OF BUGS, I CAN IMAGINE ONE OF THEM KILLING THEM AND THEN HE SETS THEM ON TOP OF THE TRASH SO U CAN STILL SEE THE CORPSE CLEARLY. laughs very loudly when u notice!!

@icy-spicy : kita (hq) & smoker (one piece)

kita picks flowers for you and smoker holds your shopping bags that’s all ima say!!

@eustassslut : bakugo (mha) & sanemi (kny)

i feel like these fit so well!! i wanted to ship u with kid so bad but here we are

@tenkomi : ace (op) & kenma (hq)

ok i haven’t talked to u all that much but i doooo feel like u and ace would have so much fun together that is what my mind thinks !! he would wake u up at 4 am to get pizza with him and then fall asleep on the way there

@ransluvrboy : oikawa with glasses (hq) & also law but since i ship everyone with law then also king (op! very pretty face reveal) AND OMG LOWKEY AIZAWA (MHA)

it fits the vibe i get from u! BUT ONLY WITH THE GLASSES. i associate u with that pretty green on ur blog and these men match that 🥹 hottest couple for real tell me ghost + king doesn’t sound cool as fuck

and robin

@creompie : shindo yo (mha) & kuroo (hq)

kuroo pats your head when he walks by or leans to rest on your head yeah! & then he does the jaw thing— where u quickly clench and unclench your jaw and u can feel it against your head 🙂

@ / kiiguru : luffy (op) & itadori (jjk)

in case dilly comes back!!

@vlyxen : kirishima (mha), & corazon (op)

no kirishima would love & adore u so good & corazon is so sweet please!! this would be so cute :’)

@rowan-rites : akaashi (hq) & megumi (jjk)

no cuz i just finished ur matchup & picked new ones but!! these characters here will go everywhere with you, and they’d let u fall asleep on their shoulder <33

@sanomnjiro : hawks (mha), tengen (kny)

from op i would put luffy bartolomeo! would be ur biggest fan pleaseee 😭 hawks covers ur eyes with a feather before asking “guess who,” then realizes the feather gives it away! u and tengen are hot that’s all

@dark-mnjiro : crocodile (op), & toji (jjk)

okay i’m getting this vibe … you know that night city / lux theme all over pinterest ?? no this is what u and these two remind me of !!!

@httphaitani : hina (op) & alisa (hq) or zoro (op)

omg and also iwaizumi if that’s okay!! alisa wants to bring you everywhere she goes & hina likes to hug your waist while laying on top of you to tell you about her day…

@sanjithesimp : penguin (op) & zoro (op)

okay penguin maybe not a super popular character but have u seen the fanart!!! ZORO MEANWHILE yes zoro fits so well

@ / benkeibear : twice (mha), (hq)

when i talked to u i literally felt like i was being hugged so yeah these characters would love you so dearly!!

@scabsaint : luffy (op) & sugawara (hq)

luffy would make it his mission to put a smile on your face every day! sugawara likes to see u melt into his hugs (: i already said ace for other people but i would add ace!!

@zorokinniemoment : eustass kid & law (op)

i chose characters that definitely know how to get under ur skin cuz i feel like that trope is so cute 😭 oh and tsukishima (hq!)

@momodwriter : shinso (mha) & akaza (kny)

i just see it. i can’t put my finger on it, but i see it. and yes i did want to put crocodile ):

#i forgot i ramble lmfaooooo 🤗 #also nonnie ur so sweet kiss kiss thank u!!

[farity]

Found, part 2

Pairing:  Aemond Targaryen x OFC Stark - Modern AU

Warnings:  Family bullshit, gun violence, references to smut

Summary: Modern AU set in Silicon Valley.  Aemond is a high-tech security expert, Aegon is an asshole, and Helaena is adorable.

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part 1

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“I want every goddamn detail!”

Margot had been texting Anna all evening, apparently, bored out of her mind at the baseball game.  When Anna didn’t reply until the next morning with a casual, “hey, sorry I missed your texts,” Margot knew there had to be an excellent reason.

“I will meet you at Dumpling Time in an hour and you better tell me everything about that tall drink of premium vodka!”

Anna knew there was no getting out of this conversation, and part of her didn’t want to, not really.  Margot being in town made things seem a little like the old days and as she dried her hair, she knew that it would do her good to chat with an old friend.

She thought back to the previous night and felt her face start to burn.  After that first, almost frantic time, Aemond had seemed determined to take his time with her.  As she’d come down from her high, she found him nipping at her fingertips, one of his long legs intertwined with hers.  He’d moved up to gently rub his lips over her inner wrist, making her shiver, and when she’d started dragging her nails through his short, white blond hair, he’d nearly started purring against her skin.  

He’d moved up to kiss her again, his mouth demanding.  She moaned against him and he pulled away, moving down to begin devouring her neck.  “Tell me,” he whispered in her ear, “tell me what you like.”

“Oh,” Anna breathed out, struggling to think, “I like everything you’re doing.”

* * * * * 

Anna arrived at the restaurant to find Margot already surrounded by a dozen plates.  “Is there an army joining us?”

Margot smiled, raising an eyebrow.  “I thought you might need to regain your energy.”  She enveloped Anna in a hug and let her friend sit next to her.  “I want to know everything.”

“Well, I’m seeing him again, so . . . “

“So you enjoyed his dick and he enjoyed your-”

“Margot!”

“Oh god, let’s stop playing Queen Victoria, shall we?  His place or yours?”

Anna took a deep breath, placing some of the dumplings on her plate.  “His.  Very . . . cozy.  Surprisingly cozy.”

“I wouldn’t have called that,” Margot said in between sips of her sake, “I would have said industrial minimalism, or luxe minimalism.”

“Oh, lots of industrial stuff.”

“Nice.”  Margot sighed, “okay, so enough of the interior design section of our talk.  Tell me.”

* * * * * 

“I’m going to fucking murder you.  I had three of those bitches ready to come home with me.”

“Good morning, Aegon.”

Aemond looked at his brother as he walked past him into his living room.

“Are you still fucking that ballet dancer?”

“What do you want, Aegon?”

“I broke something last night.  The security system.  I don’t know what I did, can you fix it?”

“I can send one of my techs-”

“Oh fuck you and your fucking techs, you can fucking fix it, don’t be a fucking asshole, Aemond, you . . . wait, can you send Ellie?  She’s hot.”

“I have made a mental note to never send Ellie to your place.  I’ll be there after I shower.”

“You’re no fun.”

“Goodbye, Aegon.”

Aemond closed the door behind his brother, and grabbed his phone, adding a reminder under his brother’s file to never, ever, send Ellie to his place.  He opened up his text encryption app, wrote a few words to Anna, sent the message.

He was seeing her again on Saturday, which was two days too long to wait.  Padding over to his bathroom to turn on the shower, he remembered asking her if she wanted to come home with him.  He never asked.  He couldn’t read her as well as he was used to reading women, and between the automatic reluctance to sleep with a client and Anna’s own guarded demeanor, he had felt a strange panic at the thought of dinner being the end for them.  

He had felt her shyness when he’d begun removing her clothes, had been surprised at the embellished, lacy bra and underwear she’d had on, a sharp contrast to the almost shapeless suit she wore.  

He stepped into the blistering hot shower, remembering the feel of her, how her perfume and his cologne had mixed with their sweat and lingered on his skin.  He hadn’t wanted to take her home.  He’d wanted to keep her in his bed for at least a week, and wondered how long the marks he’d left on the back of her neck would last.  

* * * * * 

Anna grabbed her phone at the sound of the notification.  

“Is that him?”

She smiled, rubbed the back of her neck, wrote a few words, hit Send.  “Yup.”

“Mm-hmm.”

“What?”

Margot examined the quickly vanishing dumplings before taking another sip of sake.  “You should have seen how he was looking at you when he came into the bar.”

Anna took a bite of her food, raising her eyebrows in question.

“He looked like a fucking predator.  It was like one of those National Geographic shows, he was headed towards his fuckface brother, saw you, and boom, laser focus, that was it.”

“Not that you’re being dramatic or anything.”

“And he just texted you.  Staking his territory.  Securing his prey.  So hot.”

Anna laughed, “you watch too much reality tv.”

“I watch just enough reality tv to know what’s what.  Even Rob, who, let’s face it, is happy to be wrapped around my finger, didn’t text me the morning after,” she sniffed.  “If there are flowers waiting for you at home, girl, you are definitely the prey in this situation.”

* * * * * 

Somehow, Aemond had found out what her favorite flower was.  Either that, or it was one of the luckiest guesses in the history of dating, and Anna didn’t think he would leave such a thing to chance.

Three dozen yellow ranunculus now sat in the priceless crystal vase her mother had given her when graduated from college.

But it was the other, smaller package that had truly surprised her.  

Two bags of the coffee he kept in his office.  The coffee she’d mentioned she loved.

“I’d rather be the only one keeping you up at night, but hopefully it will remind you of our first meeting. A.”

She was definitely the prey.  

* * * * * 

“Did you throw beer at the keypad?”

Aegon had the decency to not deny it, although he merely shrugged his shoulders.  

“This is not under warranty.”

“Oh, fucking blow me, Aemond.”

“I need to source a new wall unit, so you’re going to be without security for a couple of days.  We have the top of the line stuff, it’s not sold anywhere.”

“Can I crash at your place?”

“No.”

Aegon sighed.  “It’s okay, mom will let me crash at hers.  Unless the boys are in town.”  He paced back and forth as Aemond dismantled the ruined keypad.  “So who was the chick at the bar?”

“What?”

“The chick in the shitty suit.  You couldn’t tell the size of her tits in that jacket.  Who was she?”

Aemond held back a curse, knowing well Aegon would pick up on it and start digging.  “Potential client.  Here, don’t touch these wires or I’m not doing this again.”

“You fucking her?”

Goddamn it.

“Fuck off.”

Aegon laughed.  “That’s not a ‘no’, bro-mond.  You’re fucking her.  Seriously?  You went from a fucking ballerina to that chick in a fucking man suit?”

Aemond stared at his older brother.  “Fuck.  Off.”

Aegon raised his hands up in mock surrender.  “Okay, okay.  I won’t tell mom or anything.  Or Helaena.  I mean, maybe I will.  You never know.”

Aemond said nothing as he walked out of Aegon’s place, already dreading the next family dinner.

* * * * * 

Bolton Heir Eyes Stark Inc.

Scrolling through his usual headline feeds, Aemond caught a brief article about Ramsay Bolton, heir to his family’s fortune, and the bid that Stark Inc had recently rejected.  Bolton expressed his disappointment and frustration, arguing that his company was exactly what Stark Inc. needed.

A quick search on Bolton revealed a troubled past, several arrests for disorderly conduct and a one-month stay in a psychiatric hospital.  He made a mental note to ask Anna about him.

Later that day, he made the short walk to his mother’s house on the west side of the compound.  He brought the recent shipments he’d received from his winery futures, and chatted with her and his sister while they waited for Aegon.

“What happened with that ballerina, Aemond?” his mother asked, and Helaena made a face behind Alicent’s back, mouthing sorry.

“It was over a while ago, mom,” he replied, pouring wine for the three of them.  “It ran its course.”

“She was meant for cooler climates,” Helaena said to no one in particular, “but beware of grace under fire.”

Alicent walked past her only daughter and patted Helaena’s white blond locks while she placed the tray with roasted vegetables on the table.  “By the way, Aegon is not going to make it tonight.  He’s up in Tahoe with some college friends.”

Helaena reached out to grab Aemond’s hand, “it’s just the three of us, brother.”

So he’d been granted a reprieve from Aegon spilling the beans about Anna to his family.  “How are you, sweet sister?” he asked Helaena.

‘I am good, they’ve asked to extend my contract,” she smiled, ignoring Alicent’s disapproving huff, “so it looks like I’m staying in the area for a few more semesters.”

“I’m very proud of you, Hel,” he said sincerely, watching his sister’s smile grow.

* * * * * 

He’d called Anna when he got home, got her voicemail, sent her a quick text to let her know he was thinking of her.  She was probably working late, he told himself when, an hour later, he hadn’t heard back from her.

Stop, he thought half an hour after that, don’t call or text again, you’re going to scare her away.

But he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off.

At midnight, after texting twice more, he decided to screw whatever dating rules people followed nowadays and drive over to her place.  

When he saw the yellow police tape at the gate of Winterfell, his heart sank.  There were two cop cars parked right outside and he parked, leaving his car running while he raced to the first policeman he saw. 

“Anna Stark?”

“Who the hell are you?”

“Where’s Anna Stark?”

“Are you family?”

“No, but-”

“Sorry, I can’t tell you.”

“I’m her boyfriend,” he tried again.

The cop, an older man, looked him up and down, “you’re that Targaryen kid, aren’t you?  Not the shithead, the other one.”

“Aemond.  Aemond Targaryen.  Can you tell me anything, please?”

“UCSF Medical Center.  She’s been shot.”  The cop looked crestfallen.  “I would hurry, kid.”

* * * * * 

#aemond targaryen x oc #aemond fanfiction #aemond x oc #aemond targaryen

[anotherrosesthatfell]

What if Cross kidnapped Lux when she was a baby and gave it to Alphonse as in exchange, he'll adopt Merciless because in the book you did wrote Cross want to take Merciless with him after the contract end.

WHO ARE YOU- 🤨🤨🤨🤨 okay but this is an oddly interesting what if timeline- ahem anyway—

Killer in this timeline will surely hate Cross guts. Sure Cross did took Merciless into a better place but come on..- that's her son :'D. Then one day Merciless got replaced by baby Lux like that's wild! 😭 Fortunately enough, she couldn't hate Lux and pretend Lux is Merciless because heck- that poor woman mental health 💀

Angst will still be alive since he only died because of Palette birth and he still haven't meet with Merciless since Merciless was 3 when Cross took him away. So he assumed that Cross and Killer had an affair because Lux look like Cross. Plus Killer seem to adore Lux. He gets weird that Alphonse also adore Lux but as long no abuse, it's fine.

Crescent in the other hand also don't know that he has a brother will think Lux is his real sister.

Alphonse, LMAO HE'S A TOTAL FOOL FOR LUX- like Alphonse did have favorite subordinate which is Cross and he got Cross's daughter? He couldn't be happier (Damn I think he's gay for Cross). Plus in the storyline, Alphonse did like Lux became she is smart and good at making deals.

For Lux, she won't really be the villain and I don't think the game will happen in here because Lux will be raised with love from Alphonse and Killer. Plus her new brothers too-

Meanwhile with Cross and Merciful (let's just say Cross changed Merciless name). Cross did a good job on raising Merciful. Like he sent him to school, teach him how to fight and even decided to have Merciful to take over the company. You can say Merciless Merciful finally get to live like a normal kid.

Then for Hope... Oh dear, they lost their mind.. Maybe the day Lux was born, Cross already took her away so Dream and Hope doesn't know how Lux look like right now but they're still trying to find her...

Palette still happen lol cause dramaaaaa-

#evil lux au #[e.l.a] ask #e.l.a what if #what if timeline

[teeto-peteto]

Mean Girls Quote's on Institue Of War but im obsessed with Ruined King characters

I had to play a Mean Girl's clip vid while making these because i say too much iconic lines from this movie BUT a refresh always comes well...

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Ahri, to Yasuo: Its October third...

BUT also works with other ships and couples... Like Katarina Garen, Jarvan Shyvana, etc... Insert your couple here.

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Evelynn: Oh my god you're like really pretty!

Taliyah: Thank you!

Evelynn: So you agree?

Taliyah: What?

Evelynn: You think you're really pretty?

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Neeko: Do you want to do something fun? Do you want to go to Taco Bell...?

Qiyana: I CANT GO TO TACO BELL IM ON AN ALL CARB DIET-

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Zyra, looking at Ivern:

Leona: He's your cousin...

Zyra: Yeah but he's my first cousin

Leona: Right...

Zyra: So you have your cousins... and then your firsts cousins... and then you have your second cousins...

Leona: No honey...

Zyra: ...thats not right isnt it?

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Yone, sitting with Pyke: So thats aganist the rules, and you cant sit with us

Jhin: Whatever! Those rules arent real.

Yone: They were real that day i wore a vest!

Jhin: BECAUSE THAT VEST WAS DISGUSTING-

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Janna, to Leona: My breasts can tell when its going to rain...

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Lux, or Seraphine, or Braum: On wendnesdays we wear pink!

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Pyke: Why should Caesar stump around like a giant, while the rest of us are trying not to get smushed under his big feet? Whats so great about Caesar?! Brutus is just as cute as Caesar! Brutus is just as smart as Caesar! People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar!! And when did it turn okay for a person to be the BOSS of EVERYBODY huh?! because thats not what Rome is about!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR-

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Pyke, to Gwen: Oh my god! I love your skirt where did you get it?

Gwen: Oh! It was my mom's in the 80's!

Pyke: Ah! Vintage! So adorable!

Gwen, walking away: Thanks!

Jhin, looking at Kayn dead in the eye: Thats the ugliest fucking skirt i have ever seen.

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Summoner, in front of all the champions: DONT HAVE SEX. Cause you will get pregnant, and die. Dont have sex on the missionary position, dont have sex standing up... just dont do it, promise?

The champions staring at the chalkboard:

The kids:

Summoner, taking the box of condoms: Okay everyone take some rubbers...

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Briar: So fetch!

Cassiopea: Whats is 'fetch'?!

Briar: Oh its like slang!! from... england...?

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Zoe: ... i can put my whole fist in my mouth, wanna see?

Ezreal, taking her hand away: No...

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Varus, reading his burnbook page: 'Made out with a hotdog...' Oh my god that was JUST one time!!

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Nami: Did he say why...?

Illaoi, choked in tears talking about Gangplank: Someone told him about Braum...

Pyke, nervoursly looking around avoiding eye contact: who...?

Illaoi: He said someone in the baseball team...

Illaoi, crying again: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when i met him!

#thats a bunch #im doing a whole transcription of the call scene with ruined king characters #give me time today