#i aint tagging all these characters so their stans can get mad tho. not today

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What your favorite DBZ character says about you

(as requested by @gokustibbies )

Disclaimer: THIS WAS JUST FOR FUN if you clown on this post I will block you ✌️✌️

Goku: You are Correct. No, but seriously. You're down to earth and kind, you value having fun over what people think, and you try not to sweat the little stuff. You're a determined person and when you set your mind to something you see it through. You have great tits, either literally or metaphorically.

Vegeta: You're either the kind of person that would adopt a rabid, bedraggled opposum off the side of the road and name it "scrungly" or you're part of the reason I deleted my tinder profile. Reconsider.

Gohan: You're a sweet person who feels things very deeply and can't help overthinking. All your friends like you even though you think they don't. Please God see a therapist tho.

Krillin: You're just an objectively fun person to be around, and you've got a great sense of humour. You're very patient, but tend to complain a lot. Your music taste is insanely correct.

Bulma: You think everyone wants to fuck you. And you're right.

Piccolo: You probably felt like "the weird kid" or a complete outcast in school but when you got older you realized you were actually pretty normal. You stay extemely tired and probably tend to take on way more responsibility than you can actually handle.

Yamcha: Yes, you're sexy and have great taste. Learn to take a joke tho. You furry.

Tien: You might be one of the 0.0009% of DBZ fans who actually give a fuck about real world martial arts. You try not to act like a snobby hipster but you come off as one anyway.

Roshi: Go directly to jail and never get out.

Chi-Chi: You feel unfairly put-upon by the people around you. You worry a lot about being considered mean, but people actually like you a lot more than you know.

Android 18: You're either a neckbeard or a lesbian. Or maybe you just have eyes. Whatever the case, try to be less of a simp.

Android 17: Gay. Gay. Homosexual. Never met a straight person that stanned this character.

Frieza: You're an aesthetics ho and probably pretty fun, but you still need to seek ✨professional help✨

Future Trunks: God you have such great taste and your style is immaculate. I'm so jealous of you. Please don't get curtain bangs though, I promise it won't work out like you think it will.

Raditz: I want to kiss you right on the lips. Let me borrow your Nirvana T Shirt.

Whis: Honestly? You don't give a fuck what I think and good for you.

Beerus: You have Dad Energy™️and you hate it so so much.

Goten: [REDACTED]

Launch: You stay pressed but justifiably so. I hope you're able to purchase the flamethrower you want soon.

DBS Broly: You cry at every single "found family" trope in movies without exception. I wish you much luck in therapy 💕

#if anyone else wants to request their fave be added ill happily roast you #told myself to go to therapy twice with this list. yikes hours #dbz #dragonball z #db #shitpost #i aint tagging all these characters so their stans can get mad tho. not today