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lovemesomesurveys · 11 months

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[chasingghosts @ bzoink]

What can you smell right now? I smell my coffee energy drink that I just took a sip of.

What was the last thing you bought online? It’s been awhile since I’ve done any online shopping since I just haven’t been in a shopping mood. It’s not fun when you spend all day at home in bed to go shopping for new clothes or accessories. I want to be able to wear them out somewhere, ya know?

If you drink coffee, when was the last time you went a day without having one? I drink coffee daily, which for the past several months I’ve just been having a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink. While I was in the hospital last year for 3 months I couldn’t eat or drink anything due to a breathing tube, later on trachea tube, so those definitely felt like the longest 3 months of my life.

Do you have any appointments coming up? Not this month.

Do you put appointments in your phone's calendar app to remember them? Sometimes, but for the past several months my mom has just been writing them on the marker board calendar we have hung up in my room. She’s the one who typically keeps track of that stuff for me right now.

Will you be visiting anyone's house in the next week or so? No. I won’t be going anywhere.

Have you ever been to a petting zoo? What animals did you pet? Yeah, as a kid. I remember there always be goats.

What was the last movie you saw in theatres? Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness last year. I didn’t know not long after I’d be admitted into the hospital.

Do you know anyone who has done a PhD? No. My brother recently decided to go back to school for his master’s and just got accepted into the program, which is amazing.

How many unread emails are in your inbox right now? Omg, like well over 1,000. I used be on top of my emails and kept my inbox clean, but I got lazy with it for some reason. The notification used to bother me and help me stay on track; I don’t know what happened.

What four apps do you keep on the home bar on your iPhone? (Sorry, I'm not sure if Android has an equivalent!) Contacts, call, messages, emails.

Have you ever used Tumblr? Do you still use it today? Nope, what’s that?

Are you tired right now? Very. One of the things about the edibles I found that seems to be helping my anxiety also makes me extremely tired. So, I’m napping more but whatever. What else am I doing?

What's your favourite day of the week and why? I don’t have one.

How far away is the nearest major city? A few hours.

Do you own an electric kettle? Nope.

Are your eyebrows wispy or bushy? Bushy.

Have you ever lost your wallet or purse? Did you have to replace a bunch of things? No, thankfully.

Where are you right now? Describe the room or place to me. I’m in bed in my room. It’s a small room with a closet, dresser, tv, window, canvas art and posters hung up, marker boards, bulletin board, a side table, an office chair, and a shit ton of medical supplies. My room is small and cluttered and I hate it.

Do you prefer big dogs or small dogs? As someone in a wheelchair, I personally feel most comfortable around medium sized dogs.

Are you good at understanding heavy accents? Which accents would you say you're the best at understanding? I admittedly have a hard time sometimes, it just really depends.

Have you ever played on a real life pinball machine, or just on the computer? A real one, yeah.

Do you have a lot of word documents or notes on your computer? No.

What's your favourite Ben & Jerry's flavour? I don’t really have a particular favorite. When I was younger I loved the Phish food one.

Have you ever been to a school reunion? How was it? No, and I have no interest in going to one.

How many nights a week do you generally cook at home? I personally don’t cook at all.

What colour are the street signs in your neighbourhood? Are they the same all over town or do they vary? They’re green.

Do you have good grammar and punctuation skills? I believe so.

Have you ever tried vegan chicken? Did you like it? No, and I gotta say... it doesn’t sound appealing to me.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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blue-eyed-bloodstains · 11 months

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Do you listen to Fall Out Boy? yeah love em Have you ever been skiing or snowboarding? no I want to so bad Do you have a favourite sports player? Aaron Rodgers and Tony Hawk Do you play many online games? no Are your school books neat or messy? I don’t have any

Have you ever had to give something up because somebody was allergic to it? no Do you own any Sillybandz? no never did when they were a thing Have you seen The Last Song? yeah Dear John? yeah in theaters and after She�s The Man? yeah Do you need to wash your hair? so bad it’s ridiculous Is your family close? used to be... How many computers or laptops are there in your household? two laptops, and a desktop without a monitor (use the tv) but we never use that it’s his old one Has anyone ever made fun of the way you pronounced something? no but they insist I have a “Joisey” accent :| there is no such thing Do you have any McDonald�s toys lying around? no Do you get frustrated easily? not really

Have you ever forged a note for something at school? no Do you know who Charlie McDermott is? no What can you hear right now? SVU on tv and my ACs going Do you know any boys with long hair? yeah Do you watch much TV? it’s always on so yeah Have you ever taken a Bzoink survey in class? no Does your cell phone have a case or cover? yeah a case Are you a good tennis player? never really played except in gym Have you been to Disney World or Disneyland? neither...I wish If you�re Aussie, do you watch Rush TV? I’m American Do you like whippets and greyhounds? I’ve never done whippets, and the only greyhounds I know are the bus from hell and the dog...and I could swear it’s a cocktail too which I’ve never had either What are you wearing right now? v-neck short sleeved shirt, jeans, socks Where did you get each item of clothing you’re wearing from? shirt my fiance got me, the jeans are his and socks probably from Walmart Do you know anyone who�s been adopted? not that I can think of Have you ever broken a rib? no Where did you last bleed from? this bad basal cell on my forehead along my hairline...I’m on a pill that’s sort of a chemo med to help shrink it down for surgery but it tends to “leak” pus and bleed a lot ^ What from? ^^^ Do you own any Etnies RVM shoes? I have no clue what those are so no Have you ever laughed and snorted something out your nose? almost lol What time did your phone last ring? last night Do you know anyone with the surname Meredith? no Have you ever had your fortune told? no, I’ve had my tarot cards read by friends at the mall for fun but that’s it Which is your favourite energy drink? Starbucks Doubleshot What was the last time you used the bathroom? a little while ago..? How many warheads can you have in your mouth at one time? that’s a death wish lol I love warheads but good god that amount of sour all at once in your mouth, you’ll never have taste buds again! Do you know anyone who�s been bashed? no Have you ever peed your pants? yep Do you have any school projects that need to be done? not in school What colour are your headphones or ear buds? earphones are white, headphones are black Name someone who used to be your best friend and now you never talk to them Ally...she never answers me anymore..and heartbroken doesn’t even begin to describe how it feels.. Tell me something really bitchy a relative has done. rather not go there right now Do you or did you take any language classes? mandatory Spanish in elementary, middle school through high school Italian a few times. Have you ever worked as an usher at a cinema? no What town or city were you born in? New Brunswick Do you know anyone who�s been an extra in a movie or TV show? yeah actually he’s an actor and has already worked with a handful of well known actors in both Do you know what Cyanide and Happiness is? yeah love it Lastly, what’s your middle name? I have two and not saying them here

#survey #bored #random #about me

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leviiattacks · 3 years

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Head canons for mafia boss levi being interested in Starbucks barista reader please

note :: this idea is so cute i wrote a scenario i hope you don’t mind. i can still post some headcanons for it too if you really want me to! i’m sorry if it’s not what you wanted me to write anon :-( ALSO this is super casual writing it’s not like the way i usually write it’s just bullet points i mean idk i wanted to try something different and more relaxed lmk if this style is okay for some requests :D

if anyone would like any more requests with this levi please lmk!! i could go in more detail tbh maybe the pacing of this isn’t too good bc it is a short request but yeahhh

+ idk why the formatting looks so odd i tried my best to fix it myself ?!.!/!:£:& but yeah sorry again!!

levi has always been one to keep his business meetings lowkey

i mean, realistically who is going to suspect mafia boss levi is lingering in a starbucks???

the place is well-suited for his hushed meetings, he finds it to be quiet enough and clean enough

but then one winter everything changes

you start working there

he’s waiting in the queue texting erwin asking when he’ll be able to get there

it’s been a RUSH and the traffic is crazy as expected from the bustling city so he doesn’t expect to see erwin for a while

that’s when he hears you for the first time

“HEY!! Mister in the fancy suit it’s your turn to order”

your hands are placed on the counter and you lean forward eagerly waiting for what he has to say

levi rolls his eyes because he thinks you have to be ogling his designer watch and shoes (you really aren’t)

“black tea, no sugar and... a cinnamon swirl” he’ll order for erwin later. “i’ll be eating in.”

“ooohhh you’re a tea guy? name?” you’re smiling at him radiantly and it irks him because you have nothing to be smiling about really

eyes narrowing he responds “no shit, i just ordered tea.”

“and why the hell do you want my name?” he snaps on reflex

he then remembers he’s at a starbucks and you are not interrogating him, you’re doing your job

“sir... this is starbucks?? is this your first time here?”

you blink in confusion but then your face lights up “oh my, would you like to sign up for a starbucks card?? you can collect stars and get rewards and it’s so muc–“

“do i look like i need a starbucks card?”

“everyone looks like they need a starbucks card”

he doesn’t carry on that part of your conversation instead he looks you dead in the eyes “levi, is my name.”

his glare intimidates you and you awkwardly laugh

you think he’s probably having a super bad day and choose to not bother him that much

as he’s waiting he sees the way you clumsily navigate behind the counter, you’re juggling a number of things in your arms

automatically his face sours

he’s not expecting the tea you produce to be any good

he doesn’t care how nice you are if you can’t do what he wants he won’t be leaving a tip

he’s stingy like that

a clatter is heard and all the noise you’re making just makes you all the more aggravating

he’s been coming here for years and never has encountered a barista as bothersome as yourself

at some point you call out the name “SCROOGE!” from behind the counter, levi finds it embarrassing that anyone would ever call their child that

like... out of all the names this is what they choose??

damn they have to hate parenthood

“scrooge i’m begging you collect your drink.”

he looks up pissed that whoever this scrooge is has the audacity to hold you up because that by default means they are holding him up

then he sees you staring directly at him with that warm smile again

yeah, that smile, it could thaw ice

then it settles.

he’s scrooge?

turning around he notices no one is behind him then he sees that no one else is waiting apart from him

jaw clenching he heads towards you and makes it a point to “tsk” in frustration

he takes his cup and his cinnamon roll and you wave him goodbye

usually levi prefers to silently sit in the booth furthest from the action, he wants no attention drawn to him at all

but that day he finds himself sitting closer to the counter

he’s kind of stunned when he does that because he’s just sat there thinking why the hell did i just do that?? why did i sit here??

but he convinces himself it’s because he wants to see erwin when he’s about to walk in so he can prepare to scold him for not arriving on time

he takes a sip of his beverage expecting nothing above mediocirty but weirdly, your brew, it tastes perfect

levi’s eyes linger on you and he notices the way your behaviour is consistent

you’re helping an old woman pick what she’d like from the menu

you compliment her jumper, says it really makes her blue eyes stand out

you don’t have to be as nice as you are and it’s ticking him off

it ticks him off seeing someone so pure and sweet for no reason

when did people decide to not have ulterior motives anymore? did you decide those were too old school for you?

tongue poking at the inside of his cheek he activates his poker face and looks away

you, are a random person. a random, annoying person. he is going to stop thinking about you.

turning his attention to erwin instead he calls him and when he picks up levi makes his point very clear

“i was just called scrooge. get the hell here so i can order for you.”

erwin chuckles, his throaty laugh makes levi’s mouth twitch downwards in irritation

“and who exactly called you scrooge?”

“is that relevant?”

“very much so if you’ve mentioned it yourself”

levi is silent and erwin laughs once again at his colleagues anti social way of interacting

“i’ll be there in five, feel free to order.”

grunting a sound of approval levi hangs up

“you’re back! how may i help?”

the way you treat being a barista so seriously, he finds it oddly endearing

“one doubleshot iced coffee.”

nodding to yourself you hum a tune happily and get to work

ever since that day levi finds himself frequenting that specific starbucks more

at first it’s a whole lot of “i’m pissed and i don’t have a reason so i’ll go down there and have her annoy me, then i’ll have a real reason”

then you talk to him more and you both engage in small talk

then it develops when he doesn’t mean for it to

you tell him about what you study, where you’re from, how your mother has recently developed arthritis but she’s still so determined to cook to the best of her abilities despite the pain

that reminds him of you

each visit he learns something new about you

sometimes he’ll let you in on his life

“what do you work as, i’ve always wondered?“

“accountant.“ no way in hell is he going to scare you away, telling you isn’t an option

you burst out in laughter holding your knees

“accountancy is well paying what is your point...?”

“do you not know what that means” your laugh is muffled as you press the sleeve of your jumper against your mouth

he shakes his head completely clueless

“people say their accountants when they’re actually strippers. it’s a tiktok thing.”

you pause for a second staring at his face

he feels the way his ears grow red under your gaze but he ignores it looking as bored as ever

“ah well. i did not know that.”

“clearly not you are an old man.”

then you turn away to brew his tea and he lets the ghost of a smile sneak its way onto his face

you aren’t looking, it’s okay

but he knows it’s dangerous getting attached to you

it’s stupid relaxing

and it’s even worse loosening up

so he doesn’t.

he’s always cold, bitter and frigid in his responses as he’s always been with you

but that doesn’t stop you from kindly smiling

or absentmindedly brushing the surface of his skin on rare occasions

it doesn’t stop you from calling him scrooge

and it certainly doesn’t stop you from slowly thawing the frosty exterior of his heart

then one day you let the words “my scrooge” slip out of your mouth

he doesn’t know why he let’s it happen or even how it happens exactly but he can’t help the smile that makes itself evident on his face

“HEY YOU JUST SMILED HELLO?????? you can do THAT????”

he smiled in front of you, that’s it he’s fucked

he quickly drops it and is back to his normal narrowed glare

“i did no such thing”

you give him a knowing look but sigh airily there’s no point in getting the man to admit it

“what would you like today, a frappe?”

you ask the sarcastic question even though you know he hates change. his usual order is already ingrained in your mind. you know it off by heart

he sighs in exasperation

“is your memory really that bad?”

“nope. cinnamon rolls and black tea it is!”

#levi #levi ackerman #aot #snk #attack on titan #attack on titan levi #aot fanfiction #aot headcanons #levi headcanons #mafia levi #levi x reader #levi x y/n #levi fluff #levifanfiction #leviiattacks #sorry for getting carried away again T___T #levi scenario

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plutowrites · 3 years

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AOT characters + their starbucks orders

a/n: kdskdskdss pls take this with a grain of salt, this idea was occupying space in my head and i had to get it out of my system♡

Armin

Matcha Green tea latte

Oat Milk Honey latte

a regular customer and all the baristas love him ok

likes to sit down and read books as he sips his drink

always has a few admirers sneaking glances

Mikasa

Blonde doubleshot on ice

Pumpkin spice latte whenever it’s in season

doesn’t go to starbucks too often but will occasionally treat herself

Sasha

Mocha Cookie Crumble frappe

Very Berry Hibiscus refresher

loves going to starbucks and loves forcing her friends to join too

Eren

Any kind of frappe, usually caramel or java chip

really wants to try the unicorn one but is too self conscious to order it

an audible gasp leaves his lips every time the barista tells him his total

not a regular starbucks customer

Hange

Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade refresher

Pistachio latte if it’s cold out

Venti cup of ice.

Connie

Iced Peach Green tea

used to order secret menu items but stopped when Jean called him annoying for it

water

Jean

Iced/Hot Caramel Macchiato

Iced/Hot White Chocolate Mocha

rich boy Jean loves going to starbucks and ya know what? good for him

Bertholdt

Peppermint mocha w/ no whip (the baristas sometimes mess up and add whip cream and poor guy is too shy to ask them to remake it so he just scoops it off with his bare hand)

London fog tea latte

Levi

refuses to step foot inside starbucks!

doesn’t get why they use fancy names for the sizes

the prices turn him off too

“Tch, why would I want to take out a fucking mortgage for some tea?”

Zeke

dark roast coffee

(occasionally) earl grey tea

will carry around his empty starbucks cup ALL DAY i just know it

Pieck

Cinnamon Dolce latte

Chai tea latte

They never spell her name right :(

peek, piieck, pick

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p0ltergayst · 4 years

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what drinks the mcyts would order at starbucks (in the opinion of a starbucks barista)

⁃ dream: kiwi starfruit lemonade. this shit looks and tastes like battery acid and i’ve only seen some ppl on some fuckshit order it and actually enjoy it (i am one of those people) ⁃ george: caramel creme frappuccino. boring. not even any coffee. why. ⁃ sapnap: one of those weird fucking tiktok drinks. iced white mocha with vanilla sweet cream foam and extra caramel drizzle type beat ⁃ badboyhalo: almondmilk honey flat white. just has his vibes idk what to say ⁃ skeppy: a cafe vanilla frappuccino with two affogatto shots. i’ve only seen interesting people order this and they are always fun to talk to at the order ⁃ technoblade: nitro cold brew with cinnamon almondmilk cold foam. also cannot explain this one ⁃ wilbur: caramel cloud macchiato. like a regular caramel macchiato except its for people with a complex ⁃ tommy: pink drink. if anyone makes fun of him for it he tears them a new one. it happens every time. ⁃ tubbo: honestly? regular drip coffee with cream and 1 raw sugar. probably blonde roast. has his energy idk what to say ⁃ eret: starbucks doubleshot on ice. it’s an obscure ass drink and i’ve only seen other starbucks employees order them, or people who always make interesting conversation ⁃ fundy: iced salted caramel mocha. strange vibes but i respect it ⁃ niki: vanilla latte with ristretto shots. always a good one. never been mean to me ⁃ philza: peach green tea lemonade with half sweetener. i dont have an explanation for this i just feel it in the heart of the cards ⁃ karl: blended mango dragonfruit lemonade with three scoops of strawberries and three scoops of blackberries. boo ⁃ minx: upside down caramel macchiato hhhh extra for no reason ⁃ schlatt: espresso frappuccino no other words needed ⁃ quackity: pineapple matcha drink, its weird but it smacks

#heres me talking about weird specific shit for no reason #ask me starbucks questions lmaooo #mcyt #im not tagging all of them i dont want to spam tags sdjkdjkdjks #rex speaks

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officialavasti · 3 years

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Slapped this in the discord, but I like it enough to keep it..

Spurred by a picture I saw on Tumblr: what would they get at Starbucks

Cloud: likes to say he only drinks black coffee, but definitely drinks Frappuccinos (but makes Tifa order it)

Aerith: gets the matcha latte with oatmilk

Tifa: a latte with any assorted flavor, likes trying seasonal drinks, usually gets it hot, despite the weather

Barret: gets the strawberry refresher with lemonade because he's enough of a man to carry a pink colored drink and it tastes good dammit

Marlene: strawberry creme Frappuccino but asks for any form of sprinkles

Andi: changes his order literally every day, but usually goes for a mocha or hot tea

Claude: white chocolate mocha. Any variety (usually dependant on the season)

Reno: asks for tequila every time

Rude: orders a cinnamon dolce latte for himself, and a caramel ribbon crunch Frappuccino for Reno (They go so regularly that one of the baristas sneaks in a travel sized bottle of tequila bc they horny af and Reno is hot)

Wedge: gets either a tiktok drink or asks for the barista's favorite.

Biggs: Either gets a black Americano or a Violet Drink. No in-between.

Leslie: gets 5 shots of straight espresso and chugs it at the window

Madame: Gets an iced americano with cream, two Splenda, and six pumps of sugar free vanilla. Always Mobile orders.

Sam: Brewed coffee with cream and six sugar, always gets a chocolate croissant.

Denzel: Hot chocolate at a warm temp with caramel drizzle. Asks for a cake pop each time.

Red XIII: Tall triple shot breve latte, no flavor. Gets pissed when Cloud calls him out and gets him a water

Jessie: venti doubleshot on ice, add 5 pumps of white mocha, sub sweet cream

Zack: Iced Caramel Macchiato, add a shot, extra caramel drizzle

Sephiroth: has been banned from Starbucks for threatening a barista who burnt his shots

#final fantasy 7 remake #final fantasy 7 #cloud strife #tifa ffvii #aerith gainsborough #barret wallace #marlene wallace #sephiroth #zack fair #reno ff7 #rude ffvii

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splendidlyimperfect · 3 years

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Ooooo if you’re still doing the sentence starter thing can I request: “ i can’t believe that asshole said that to you . it’s not true, you know.” And “you want me to punch him in the face ??” Please??? With Natsu comforting Gray???

this took a while, i can’t remember how long ago this was submitted, time is fake, i’m sorry <3 i hope you enjoy it!

read my lips

rating: teen and up pairing: gray/natsu tags: modern au, established relationship, covid fic, coffee shops, hard of hearing character, sign language, ableism, audism, emotional hurt/comfort, me projecting on gray as usual

**tw for ablelism/audism (ableism targeted at Deaf/HoH folks) and an instance of the r-slur

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“I don’t care what Lucas says, Han shot first.”

Natsu emphasized his point with his sewing needle, shooing away Happy when he tried to bat at the thread.

“I’m not disagreeing with you,” Sting insisted from the other end of the video call. “I’m just saying that he did kind of invent Star Wars.”

Natsu rolled his eyes at his cousin as he nudged Happy away from the laptop. “Yeah, and he suggested Darth Icky as a Sith name to the game devs for ‘The Force Unleashed’, so it’s probably time for him to just, y’know, not be involved anymore.”

Continue reading on AO3

Sting snorted, shaking his head as he tied off a knot on the back of his embroidery and flipped it over to study the design. He sighed, holding it up to the camera so Natsu could see the uneven stitches.

“I don’t think I’m ever gonna get this,” Sting complained. “Yours looks so much better.”

“I’ve also been doing it for years,” Natsu pointed out. He was about to say something else when the front door slammed open, bringing with it a red-faced Gray who looked like he was on the verge of tears. He kicked off his shoes, tossing his mask into the laundry basket at the door and throwing his bag on the floor.

“Hey, love,” Natsu said, waving his hand to get Gray’s attention. Gray shook his head, refusing to look at Natsu and storming into the kitchen. Natsu frowned. Gray had been in a good mood when he’d left that morning, and he’d texted Natsu only an hour ago – on my way home, gonna pick up coffee, love you <3

“Everything okay?” Sting asked.

“No, I gotta go,” Natsu said, setting his embroidery down and giving Sting a concerned look. “I’ll text you later, ‘kay?”

Sting nodded. “Hope everything’s okay. Love you.”

“Love you, too.”

Natsu nudged Happy off his lap, then headed to the kitchen, where Gray was aggressively washing his hands. Eventually he turned off the water but stayed where he was, head down and fingers gripping the edge of the sink.

“Gray?”

He didn’t answer, so Natsu reached around the corner and flicked the lights a couple times. Gray sighed, grabbing the towel and finally turning around to face Natsu.

What’s wrong? Natsu signed. Gray’s cheeks were still flushed, and he refused to meet Natsu’s gaze.

I can’t fucking understand anyone, he signed eventually, looking like he was going to cry. Natsu frowned and Gray added, With masks on. I can’t read anyone’s lips and I feel so stupid.

Natsu’s heart ached at the defeated look on Gray’s face. He stepped forward and reached out for Gray’s hand, which was balled into a tight fist. It took a few seconds, but eventually Gray sighed, letting Natsu slip their fingers together.

“I just wanted a coffee,” he said out loud. His voice was tight and on the edge of tears. “The barista kept asking me something and I couldn’t hear her, there was too much background noise. It’s all just… sound. I didn’t understand. She had to write it down and people were staring, and I felt like an idiot, so I just left.”

Natsu ran his fingers over Gray’s, bringing his hand to his lips and kissing it.

“It’s so frustrating,” Gray said quietly. “Everyone thought I was stupid.”

“I’m sure nobody thought—”

“They did.” Gray’s jaw tensed. “The guy behind me thought I couldn’t hear at all, but he was so fucking loud. I heard him laughing, telling his friend I was…” Gray’s voice broke and he quickly rubbed at his face with the back of his hand.

“C’mere, sweetheart,” Natsu said gently, pulling Gray close and wrapping both arms around his shoulders. Gray leaned into the embrace and pressed his forehead to Natsu’s shoulder.

“He said I was retarded.”

Natsu froze at the words that were muffled by his shirt. “What?” he tried to pull back to look at Gray again, but Gray wrapped his arms around Natsu’s waist and kept him close. He was trying his best to hold it in, but he was definitely crying now.

Natsu held Gray tighter, protective anger filling his chest as he ran his hand up and down Gray’s back. “I’m so sorry,” he said against Gray’s ear. “I can’t believe he said that to you, that’s horrible.”

Gray didn’t say anything. Natsu could see him biting his lip to keep back the tears and the soft sounds that came with them. He sighed, holding Gray as close as possible and pressing his cheek to the top of Gray’s head.

“I love you,” he murmured as he ran his fingers through Gray’s hair. They stood like that for a while, and eventually Gray’s shoulders stopped shaking. He sniffed and wiped his eyes with his sleeve.

“Hey,” Natsu said gently, pulling back and making sure Gray could see his lips. “You know what he said isn’t true, right?”

“I…” Gray swallowed and looked back down at the floor. “It’s just so frustrating. I get so embarrassed and I feel so stupid.”

Natsu shook his head, nudging Gray’s arm and switching to sign.

First of all, that guy is an idiot and a terrible human being, and if I ever see him, I’m gonna punch him in the face. Secondly, you’re not stupid. You’re one of the smartest people I know. You know four languages, you can build computers from scratch, and you can code faster than humanly possible. You know every single piece of lore from World of Warcraft – which is ridiculous, by the way, but adorable.

Gray’s lip quirked up in a tiny smile.

There’s nothing wrong with you, Natsu continued. No matter what. Doesn’t matter if you want to wear your hearing aids or not, if you want to talk or sign, or if you need extra time understanding people.

Gray sighed and ran his hands through his hair. “I know. It just sucks.” He exhaled loudly, then looked up at Natsu. “I’m sor—”

“Don’t you dare apologize.”

“But—”

“Look, I know we’re Canadian, but apologizing for someone else being an ass and calling you a slur isn’t allowed.”

Gray laughed and the sound relieved the anger and frustration in Natsu’s chest. He studied Gray’s face for a moment – the deep blue of his eyes, the tiny scar on his forehead, the barely noticeable dimple on his left cheek.

“What?” Gray frowned at him.

“You’re pretty,” Natsu said simply, leaning in and kissing Gray’s nose as a pink flush spread across his cheeks. “And I love you.” Before Gray could attempt to deflect the compliment, Natsu added, “Do you still wanna get a coffee?”

Gray’s expression shifted into something uncertain. “I can just make it here.” He gestured to their coffee machine, but Natsu shook his head.

“That’s not what I asked. Do you want to go out and get coffee?” Gray gave Natsu a suspicious look and he laughed. “I have an idea,” he said, gesturing to the door. “C’mon, let’s go for a drive.”

Natsu made Gray drive. He gave directions that lead away from the house, across the freeway, and into the neighboring suburb. The roads were unfamiliar but Natsu navigated them from his phone, clearly looking for something specific.

“Where are we going?” Gray asked again. He glanced over at Natsu, who just grinned at him and pointed out the window. A Starbucks sat in the middle of the shopping complex on the right side of the road.

“Do the drive through.”

“There’s tons of Starbucks back in New West,” Gray said, frowning as he flicked on the signal and pulled into the parking lot. “Why’d we come all the way out here?”

Natsu didn’t answer, just gestured to the menu screen as Gray pulled up to it. He looked at Natsu, ready for him to interpret whatever the barista said, but was surprised when the screen lit up instead. Someone with long, dark hair appeared on the screen, dressed in a green apron and giving them a warm smile.

Welcome to Starbucks, how are you doing today?

Gray’s eyes widened as he watched them sign, and it took him a moment to realize that they could see him.

Good, he replied quickly, hoping he didn’t look too confused. Um. You?

I’m great! What would you like to order?

Gray stared blankly at the menu for a second, then remembered he always got the same thing. Doubleshot on ice, please? he replied. Grande? Natsu poked him and he batted his hand away. And a Java Chip Frappuccino.

Awesome, see you at the window! The barista smiled and waved at him before the video switched off and the screen returned to normal.

Gray managed to hold in his tears until they had their drinks and were parked in the lot. He quickly wiped at his eyes with his sleeve, trying to hide his face from Natsu.

“That was Rogue,” Natsu said gently, reaching over and pulling Gray’s hands away from his face. “Sting’s new partner.”

Gray swallowed, trying to push down the lump that blocked his throat. “They can… they know sign.”

“Yeah.” Natsu brushed Gray’s hair out of his face and tucked it behind his ear. “Sting was telling me about them earlier – their little sister is Deaf so they’re pretty close to fluent in ASL.”

“Oh.” Gray stared down at Natsu’s hand in his, trying to figure out how to explain the complicated sensation in his chest. The frustration and embarrassment from earlier were gone, replaced with a deep sense of relief.

Natsu nudged Gray as he let go of his hand, and Gray looked over at him.

You’re not stupid, Natsu signed, balancing his drink on his lap. You’re smart and funny and gorgeous, and I love you so, so much.

Gray stared him – wild hair and bright eyes and the wide smile that Gray had fallen in love with so many years ago. “How do you do that?” Gray asked softly. Natsu raised an eyebrow. “You always know how to make things better.”

“Making you happy is my superpower,” Natsu said, grinning as he took a sip of his drink. “Now, y’know what you can do with lips besides read them?”

Gray raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“Kiss them.”

“You’re such a dork,” Gray said, shaking his head and laughing.

“You love me, though.”

“I do.”

Gray leaned over the console and pulled Natsu in for a long, slow kiss. Natsu’s hand brushed through his hair and he leaned into the touch – into the way that Natsu always felt like home.

“Mm.” Natsu hummed happily as he pulled back and pressed their foreheads together. “See, this is why I make you feel better – I get kisses when you’re happy.”

“So you’re not just being altruistic?”

“Not entirely. I may or may not have ulterior motives.”

“And do those ulterior motives happen to involve clothing?”

“That’s entirely up to you.”

Gray laughed and brushed his nose against Natsu’s, then pulled him in for another kiss. He tugged lightly on Natsu’s hair, biting gently on his lower lip and tasting chocolate on his tongue. Then he pulled back and smiled, setting his coffee in the cup holder and putting the car into drive.

“Let’s go home and find out.”

#fairy tail #gratsu #gray fullbuster #natsu dragneel #ft fanfic #request #emotional h/c #hard of hearing #sign language #prompt #tw ableism #fanfic #my fic

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lvd2 · 4 years

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hi hitha 🧸 do u have recs for drinks? I always see u post like spiked kombucha and teas, just wondering if you have any favs you would like to recommend ! thanks 💌

elossa hard kombucha is good and i think its at most trader joes! kyla has some pretty good options too depending on what store u go to. im kind of on the fence about june shine just bc i dont care for most of the flavors they have but might be ur taste. i dont care that much about GT hard kombucha but obviously their regular ones are good. LQD has some really good hard green teas (all their drinks sound good tbh but ive only been able to try their green teas. they redesigned their cans recently and they look super cool). theres a company out of portland called straightaway cocktails and they sell like canned cocktails basically two standard drinks in a can and theyre pretty good ive tried 3 out of their 4 spritzers and i enjoyed

for non alcoholic stuff i tried a CBD drink from ablis a couple weeks ago and i liked that! i also really love bodyarmor sports drinks tbh they all taste so good and as someone who has been forgetting to drink enough water lately i need all the hydration i can get. kevita drinks are good they have so many fun flavors and their ACV tonics taste really good imo. ginger ale is always good. those canned starbucks doubleshot espressos r the fucking best. also big fan of rockstar punched

i love beverages lmao hope this has something u like!

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1 - When was the last time you spent over $100 in one transaction? What did you buy? When I was doing my Christmas shopping last year.

2 - Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Would you judge a grown adult for doing so? I used to have several on my bed (I unfortunately had to downsize my bed so I could have this hospital style bed) and I see absolutely no problem with that.

3 - Would you describe yourself as fashion-conscious, or do you just wear whatever feels comfortable? I wear what I like and what is comfortable. I think what I wear is nice and some may happen to be trendy, but that’s not what I seek to do. I don’t care if it’s trendy or not. I have to actually like it myself and feel comfortable wearing it.

4 - The last time you got up from where you’re sitting, where did you go and what did you do? I still require help moving, so I don’t get out of the bed at all by myself. My mom helped me this morning when she was making my bed and readjusting things.

5 - Would you rather read an erotic novel or watch an erotic film? Neither.

6 - Who taught you how to tell the time on a proper analogue clock? I remember learning in school and from my parents.

7 - What’s your favourite way to make your home smell good? Do you spend a lot of money on making this happen? I like room sprays (don’t overkill though) and my mom likes to use those wax melts things.

8 - How long have you had the computer/tablet you’re currently using? Does it need replacing or upgrading? I’ve been using my brother’s laptop since mine went kaput almost a year ago. I think he got his in 2017 or 2018.

9 - When you’re home alone, do you make sure all your doors are kept locked? We always keep the doors locked.

10 - How often do you light candles? Do you just like regular ones or do you prefer scented ones or ones that make pretty patterns when they melt? I never light candles.

11 - Are you any good at taking care of plants? I’ve never attempted to, but I’d probably mess up. I apparently can’t even take good care of myself.

12 - How many surveys have you taken so far today? Will you take anymore surveys today once you’ve finished this one? This is the only one I’ve taken today and most likely this will be it.

13 - What are the main two colours in the room you’re currently in? Did you pick these colours out yourself? My walls and door are all white and my curtains are blue. My walls were white when we moved in, but I did choose my blue curtains.

14 - What was the last hot drink you consumed? What about cold drink? The last hot drink was Starbucks and the last cold drink was a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

15 - Do you have piercings anywhere except your ears? How many and what are they? Nope, just my ears.

16 - Do you prefer taking baths or showers? How come? Showers. I haven’t taken a bath since I was a kid. I just like the feel of a shower, the hot water spraying down on me and the sound of it is just relaxing. I don’t want to sit in my bath water and have it get cold.

17 - What time do you need to wake up tomorrow morning? What is it that you have to be up for? Whenever I want. I don’t have anything going on.

18 - If you work, how often do you get paid? Would you prefer to get paid more or less often? I don’t have a job.

19 - What does your favourite pair of pyjamas look like? Do you wear them to sleep or just to be comfy around the house? I don’t really have like official pajamas, I’ve just been wear t-shirt dresses or oversized tees. That’s what is comfortable and convenient for me right now.

20 - How often do you wake up in the night needing a pee? I take care of that before bed.

21 - What apps do you use the most on your phone? TikTok, Kindle, Facebook.

22 - Do you prefer cats or dogs? Do you own any of either? I’m a doggo person and yes I have a German Shepherd/Lab mix named Princess Leia.

23 - Do you have one of those fridges that has an ice-maker in the front? If not, would you find one useful? No, we don’t have one like that. I don’t use ice anyway, so it doesn’t matter to me.

24 - Do you like wearing hats? What’s your favourite style? I wear beanies most often, but I have a few baseball caps as well. 25 - If you live in a household with pets, who is responsible for their care - both in terms of finance and the physical tasks involved? My mom and brother take care of majority of the financial stuff and my parents do more of the physical tasks. I of course used to help with what I could when I could, but as of now I’m not able to do anything physically.

26 - What’s your opinion on leggings as pants? >> I wear leggings as pants all the time? what even is there to say about it <<< Same. I don’t care.

27 - Have you ever driven in bare feet or do you think that’s too dangerous? I don’t drive.

28 - Have you ever walked out of a job before? What were the circumstances and did you ever go back? No, I’ve never had a job to walk out of.

29 - Do you collect anything? Are these things worth money or are they practical/sentimental items? I collect stuff, but they’re sentimental things.

30 - Do you have anything hanging from your ceiling apart from lights? A ceiling fan.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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sunflowervolvimp3 · 3 years

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leyla!! i’ve only ever had starbucks once but what do you recommend? something that still tastes like coffee because the drink i had was pretty much all sugar even though it was meant to have coffee in it. i live in australia though so we might not have it :((. anyways ily

ooh boy i got a long list!!!! so let’s dive in!!

i always love a good caramel macchiato. they’re a lil sweet but you can ask for any drink half sweet if you want to!!!!!

vanilla sweet cream cold brews are really good, or you could even just get regular cold brew with milk if you want something with less sugar again!!!!

if you’re a fan of espresso and hot drinks i would recommend an americano!!! you can add pumps of flavour if you’d like and you can change the amount of pumps you want!!! a really popular one is the americano blanco which is an americano with white mocha sauce

and finally!!! if you want a quick hit of caffeine fast!!! i’d try a doubleshot on ice!!! there’s two shots in a tall, three in a grande, and five in a venti, and the shots are shaken with ice and sweetener and topped with a splash of milk!!! you can change the sweetener to your preference!!!

that’s the nice thing too is like. pretty much everything is customizable. so figure out what works for you!!!

#starbucks recipes #afterhoursharry #ask

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willexxmercer · 4 years

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50 questions you’ve never been asked

tagged by @thelittlefanpire

What is the colour of your hairbrush? I had to go find it because I never use it so I didn’t know, but it’s grey.

Name a food you never eat? Spicy food. Specifically curry.

Are you typically too warm or too cold? My body temperature tends to run cold so I’m always wearing hoodies or blankets

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I’ve been video-chatting with my sister for the past hour and a half lmao

What is your favourite candy bar? Kinder chocolate!

Have you ever been to a professional sports event? Yes. Hockey and baseball!

What is the last thing you said out loud? I read this question out to my sister because we’re still on video chat and I’m getting her to answer these questions alongside me (although I’ll be tagging her at the end lmao)

What is your favourite ice cream? chocolate chip cookie dough (I’m with Sara on this!)

What was the last thing you had to drink? Root beer

Do you like your wallet? Mine is Harry Potter themed, so yes, I love it very much!

What was the last thing you ate? Mini fruit flavoured marshmallows, no shame

Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? No, surprisingly

The last sporting event you watched? On tv? The World’s Strongest Man Championship 2019. In person? i have no clue.

What is your favourite flavour of popcorn? Dill pickle!!!!!!

Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Mom (actual phone text) or Sprinkles (fb messenger)

Ever go camping? Yes, we had an RV when I was a kid and went to a campground like once, but I’m not about that camping life. Ew bugs.

Do you take vitamins? Vitamin D during the winter (24 hour darkness sad)

Do you go to church every Sunday? Not anymore

Do you have a tan? I am pasty white

Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? Pizzaaaaaaaa

Do you drink your soda with a straw? I drink my POP with a straw if it’s from a restaurant

What colour socks do you usually wear? Black

Do you ever drive above the speed limit? >.> <,< sometimes

What terrifies you? Needles

Look to your left, what do you see? My comically small tv that’s in my bedroom

What chore do you hate? Taking out the trash

What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? Steve Irwin -sobs-

What’s your favourite soda? My favourite POP is root beer

Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus? I don’t get to go to fast food places cuz I live up north oops

Who’s the last person you talked to? My sister since we’re STILL on that video call.

Favourite cut of beef? As long as it’s cooked to at least medium, I’m not picky

Last song you listened to? Cryin’ - Aerosmith

Last book you read? Finished reading? Artemis Fowl (the first one)

Favourite day of the week? FRIDAY

Can you say the alphabet backwards? No

How do you like your coffee? Double double (but also Starbucks doubleshot drinks - the ones you can buy in the can)

Favourite pair of shoes? My fluffy winter boots

The time you normally go to sleep? between midnight and 1am

The time you normally get up? between 8:30-9:30am depending on the day

What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets!

How many blankets on your bed? One comforter and sometimes a blanket or two but I really don’t use them?

Describe your kitchen plates: Cream with a green/tan leaf pattern around the rim!

Do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? I’m with Sara. Wine!!!

Do you play cards? I play a mean game of Cheat, War is pretty cool, Dutch Blitz, and Go Fish.

What colour is your car? My honda (atv) is orangey-yellow

Can you change a tire? Lolnope I had to call a friend to check the oil in my honda

Favourite job you’ve ever had? The job I have right now, being a teacher up north

How did you get your biggest scar? I fell in the store in my community and slammed my knee on the floor and busted it really badly and this was like less than a month after I fell outside my house which was less than a month after I fell leaving my house so ya know. Bad times.

What did you do today that made someone else happy? I confided in my principal about a big life secret that’s coming up that I can’t talk about just yet but I’m really excited and she was happy I told her!

tagging: @brillermcintyre @boomheda @pawprinterfanfic @blodreina-noumou

#tag games #about me

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lukesvalentine-blog1 · 5 years

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Get To Know Me Tag

1. What is your full name? Alicia M. Stinnett

2. What is your nickname? Ally

3. What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius

4. What is your favorite book series? I can’t focus enough to read one book, let alone a whole series lol

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? both

6. Who is your favorite author? John Green

7. What is your favorite radio station? 94.5

8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? I love chocolate. Mainly dark chocolate. So, that I guess?

9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Dope

10. What is your current favorite song? Good Enough by Little Mix, but it's gonna probably change in about 2 or 3 days

11. What is your favorite word? Doggo or puppo

12. What was the last song you listened to? Hair by Little Mix

13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Stranger Things or Riverdale

14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? I usually watch youtube when I’m feeling down so I’m just gonna say Buzzfeed Unsolved.

15. Do you play video games? Not really. I love watching people play then though

16. What is your biggest fear? Being ignored and unloved by someone a really care about.

17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? I’m loyal

18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? My anxiety makes me too paranoid about everything so that.

19. Do you like cats or dogs better? Dogs

20. What is your favorite season? I like fall and spring. Can’t choose tbh.

21. Are you in a relationship? Just got out of one a few days ago..

22. What is something you miss from your childhood? Not being stressed all the time

23. Who is your best friend? Kaleigh and Bailey

24. What is your eye color? They change from blue, to green, to turquoise, and to gray.

25. What is your hair color? Light brown on top and ombre` to blonde

26. Who is someone you love? My ex..

27. Who is someone you trust? My two best friends and my ex

28. Who is someone you think about often? My ex...

29. Are you currently excited about/for something? Sorta. I have dress rehearsals for a choir performance tomorrow, but i've been pretty down lately so I’ll probably end up crying.

30. What is your biggest obsession? Music

31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Hannah Montana

32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? My ex

33. Are you superstitious? yep

34. Do you have any unusual phobias? I probably do, but I can’t think of any right now

35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? It depends on what I’m doing for the camera.

36. What is your favorite hobby? Singing

37. What was the last book you read? I honestly don’t remember

38. What was the last movie you watched? The Autopsy of Jane Doe

39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? Just my voice

40. What is your favorite animal? Dogs or Penguins (not bc it was Luke’s favorite lol)

41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? I’m not on Tumblr enough to have a top 5 blogs

42. What superpower do you wish you had? telekinesis

43. When and where do you feel most at peace? In my now ex boyfriends arms on a Saturday evening

44. What makes you smile? It was my boyfriend, but thats over so I’m gonna say 5SOS, Little Mix, music in general, and singing.

45. What sports do you play, if any? Ew sports. I play none.

46. What is your favorite drink? Pepsi, but I’ve been drinking a lot of water for the past year so I could lose weight and it's killing me, bc i was obsessed with Pepsi.

47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? I don’t remember, but probably not too long ago, bc I write a lot.

48. Are you afraid of heights? Nah

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Big egos and being dicks about it

50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yep. One Direction, but I only went to see 5SOS. Oops?

51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? Nah, but I’m not much into meat.

52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A pop singer

53. What fictional world would you like to live in? Maybe Harry Potter, but I don’t wanna fight any bad guy. I just wanna go to Hogwarts and do magic.

54. What is something you worry about? My ex not coming back or not caring, not being able to focus on school work, my mom’s mental health, and my mental health.

55. Are you scared of the dark? Nah

56. Do you like to sing? YES

57. Have you ever skipped school? All the time, but mainly, bc of my anxiety problems

58. What is your favorite place on the planet? My ex’s arms..

59. Where would you like to live? A little further from where I live now, but in the same state and close enough to the college I wanna go to.

60. Do you have any pets? Yep. 4 amazing doggos

61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? Night owl, definitely.

62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunsets

63. Do you know how to drive? Yep, but not a stick shift and that’s what type of car I have, so I can’t drive it yet.

64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? earbuds

65. Have you ever had braces? nope

66. What is your favorite genre of music? Don’t have a favorite.

67. Who is your hero? My mom.

68. Do you read comic books? nope

69. What makes you the most angry? My anxiety problems fucking up my life

70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? Electronic device so I can turn off all the lights and get less distracted and actually be able to read.

71. What is your favorite subject in school? Choir

72. Do you have any siblings? Yep. One full brother, one half brother, and one half sister.

73. What was the last thing you bought? I think it was a Starbucks doubleshot coffee that you can get at a gas station or WalMart

74. How tall are you? 4’10

75. Can you cook? Yep

76. What are three things that you love? Singing/music, my loved ones, and animals.

77. What are three things that you hate? Anxiety, depression, and mainly my brain.

78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? Female

79. What is your sexual orientation? Pansexual

80. Where do you currently live? Kentucky

81. Who was the last person you texted? My ex

82. When was the last time you cried? Like, an hour ago?

83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? Don’t have one, but I do love Buzzfeed Unsolved.

84. Do you like to take selfies? Yep, but only with fiters.

85. What is your favorite app? Instagram or Snapchat

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? I’m really close to my mom and my dad is okay, but usually isn’t really there for me or my full brother.

87. What is your favorite foreign accent? French or British

88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? I have a lot of places I wanna go to, but I guess Japan is my number 1.

89. What is your favorite number? 5 (not bc of 5SOS lol. 5 has always been a significant number in my life for many reasons.)

90. Can you juggle? eh

91. Are you religious? eh

92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? Outer space

93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? Lol no

94. Are you allergic to anything? Yep. Animal hair and coconut. Most allergic to cats.

95. Can you curl your tongue? yep

96. Can you wiggle your ears? nope

97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? A lot tbh, bc I usually am.

98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? Beach 100%

99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? Nothing will put you down unless you let it.

100. Are you a good liar? It depends on who im lying to and what I’m lying about. Usually I’m bad at it though.

101. What is your Hogwarts House? Gryffindor

102. Do you talk to yourself? Yep. A lot lol

103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert, but I wouldn’t mind going places for people I love and care about.

104. Do you keep a journal/diary? yep

105. Do you believe in second chances? yep

106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Take it to the police so they can find who owns it.

107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? yep

108. Are you ticklish? Only in one place

109. Have you ever been on a plane? nope

110. Do you have any piercings? Yep. My ears, cartilage, and nose.

111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Landon Carter from A Walk To Remember

112. Do you have any tattoos? Nope, but I’m getting one this summer

113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? Got into theater

114. Do you believe in karma? yep

115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Used to, but grew out of it.

116. Do you want children? Yep. I want a boy and a girl, but no matter what I have, I will love them so much and spoil the shit out of them.

117. Who is the smartest person you know? My mom

118. What is your most embarrassing memory? Telling my cousins to get lost bc we don’t want them there as a joke, but then realize it wasn’t actually them.

119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Multiple times

120. What colour are most of your clothes? Pink

121. Do you like adventures? Definitely

122. Have you ever been on TV? Only once, bc my friend was on the news for getting into a dog attack and I was interviewed since I saw it happen

123. How old are you? 17

124. What is your favorite quote? “if you don’t heal what hurt you, you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.” - Crystal Leigh (soon to be Clifford)

125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? Savory

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bnha-hcs · 6 years

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Some Starbucks Rage

So me and @bnha-villians-hc-and-imagines were originally going to work on some Starbucks AU stuff because we both suffer in that hell but it became less of an AU and more of a rage induced ranting session so I’m posting it here so y’all can do with this as you will. Be warned there’s a lot of cursing and caps lock lmao

STARBUCKS RAGE:

Me, Tiki:

You come in every fucking day and can’t seem to figure out how the creamer works for whatever fucking reason so I always end up having to pour it for you IT’s NOT THAT FUCKING HARD JUST UNSCREW THE CAP

You keep coming in and just saying “mocha” and I don’t understand what you’re asking STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M STUPID WHEN I ASK YOU HOT OR COLD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION PLS THERE’S A LINE

Lmao fuck,,, If you come in one more time and ask for a cup of whipped cream I will have you feel the wrath of god.png

You came up to the front counter and keep changing your mind about which mug you’re buying and I’m handing them back to you to put away like, you know, good people do and you’re getting mad at me saying you don’t want it PLEASE JUST PUT THE FUCKING CUPS BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM

“Is it too late to change my milk from regular to almond milk??” Me, holding the finished drink and about to set it down on the bar: “No, I guess I’ll Make a BRAND NEW ONE”

If you say “just a little bit” one more time while I’m toasting your fucking bagel I will shove it down your fucking throat oh my gods

I asked you about a million times if you wanted your (insert pastry item here) warmed up and you said no so I hand it to you and you suddenly go, “Oh wait,,, :c can I have it warmed up?”Me, inserting a gun into my mouth: “sure”

If you keep coming in and ordering off the fcuking “secret menu” one more time I’m going to launch you into the sun

yOU ALWAYS COME IN HERE WITH GIFT CARDS THAT HAVE REWARDS ON THEM WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE 6 REWARDS AND WHY DO YOUR CARDS NOT WORK ON THE FUCKING TERMINAL AND I CAN’T SEE THE NUMBERS ON THEM TO TYPE THEM IN FUCK YOU

You ate 7/8ths of the fucking panini and then came back to complain that it was cold NO I’M NOT GOING TO FUCKING REFUND IT

You and your group of friends came in completely drunk at 8 in the morning pls stop yelling at each other to shut up and just order something AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE DISPLAYS

I ask you if you want room in your coffee for cream and sugar and you either say “just cream” or “just sugar” and i don’t think you fucking understand that they’re the fucking same JUST SAY YES YOU NEED ROOM

If you spill your entire drink all over the fucking bar don’t just stand there and look lost for fucks sake julia CLEAN UP YOUR GODDAMN MESS.

“Do you have (insert breakfast sandwich) right now?” “no we don’t sorry.” “WELL WHAT DO YOU HAVE??” Me, two feet away from the display case: “We have whatever’s in the case” “Well what’s in the case??” I DON’T KNOW KAREN WHY DON’T YOU USE YOUR EYES AND FIND OUT??

Don’t get fucking mad because you have to wait two seconds for the pike to brew I’M SORRY WE HAVE TO BREW IT EVERY 30 MINUTES WOULD YOU RATHER NOT GET ANY AT ALL YOU MOLDY DONUT

Sorry i don’t know all the ingredients for every single syrup we own I DON’T FUCKING KNOW IF PEPPERMINT HAS DAIRY IN IT BUT I WOULD ASSUME NOT

nO i can’t fucking cut your panini or breakfast sandwich in half I don’t have a knife stop asking

You came in asking if you could buy a bag of chips that we don’t sell and you literally have the bag of chips what the fuck where did you get this bag of chips sir did you just STEAL A BAG A CHIPS TO BUY IT AT A STARBUCKS

No i’m not giving you a fcuking sleeve for your cold drink THIS IS WHY WE RUN OUT BY FUCKING NOON BC BOO BOO THE FOOL CAN’T HOLD A COLD DRINK APPARENTLY

FUCKING There aren’t any fucking soap suds in your goddamn coffee sir THEY’RE NOT SOAP BUBBLES It’s a goddamn reaction of when the carbon dioxide and the bean oils combine it makes the bubbles. It’s not soap. For fucks sakesIT GOES AWAY IN 2-3 MINUTES AND GUESS WHAT ASSWIPE THE MORE BUBBLES THE FRESHER THE COFFEE SO YOU CAN KISS MY CANDY SWEET CANDY ASS

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@bnha-villians-hc-and-imagines:

You always mobile order but you dont fucking come get your drink until 45 minutes later and i H a T E you

You come in. Everyday. Asking if we have pumpkin spice. It is fucking march. STOP.

You ordered a starbucks doubleshot on ice with 12 shots with no cream or sweetener. And asked for it to be filled with cold brew instead of milk or water. For the third time today. Are you okay? ... Seriously, are you okay?

I saw you stuff handfuls of our splenda and sugar packets into your jacket. Who are you and why are you like this?

No you cant hand me all your trash through the drive thru window, fuck you.

I'm taking an order over the head set, taking money from the window and struggling to also put a lid on this frappaccino- YOU CAN WAIT, PERSON AT FRONT COUNTER.

I was scheduled to work with two people over a peak period, both didn't show up. I am running the store myself, this isn't sweat these ARE TEARS. (Tiki im sorry u lived through this)

Please dont yell at me if your card declines. That is all.

Getting angry when I dont laugh at/agree with your racist/sexist/transphobic/homophobic joke doesnt make you right or a victim. I hope you drive into a tree.

No im not going to use my partner numbers on your order???? Who??? The fuck???? Do you think you are????

Stop smoking in drive thru. STOP IT. FUCKING STOP. STOP.

Its 9pm. OF COURSE WE HAVE LIKE NO FOOD ITEMS WE ARE CLOSING DOWN THE STORE U DUMBSHIT.

i cant pick out artichokes from your sandwich what the fuck? Is this subway? No.

I dont care about your diet. Stop telling me that its cheat day.

If im mopping. Dont. Walk. Through. My. EFFORTS. Please. Im not even finished with half the store. Just go to the other side its 3 steps away please.

Dont say “coffee” in the drive thru and drive off to my front window you fucking ignoramus.

Get off your phone when ordering. Fuck you. And your phone call.

Im not looking at your laptop while im sweeping don't give me a side eye, for fucks sake.

I SAW YOU STEAL THAT PACKET OF CHOCOLATE COVERED GRAHAM CRACKERS. AT LEAST TRY TO BE SNEAKY.

If i cant scan ur panini at front counter, it doesnt mean its free. Please stop making this joke. Im just going to put it in manually. Please stop trying to take it from me. I need to warm it- please- stop- ITS NOT WARM PLEASE STOP- please. Please. *4 minutes later once they have their coffee* “uh. No one warmed up my panini” *they hold up the panini that they SNATCHED FROM ME* me, stabbing myself and performing seppuku; “tell my mother i love her”

You walked into my store and cut in line. Why are you upset that i tell you to move? Why? Who are you? Who raised you?

Just because you call me “darlin’” doesnt mean i will flirt with u. You're like fucking 46. I am 20.

STOP. GIVING. YOUR. ORDER. IN. THE. PASSENGER. SIDE. OF. THE. CAR. WHEN. ORDERING. AT. THE. DRIVE-THRU. I. CANT. HEAR. YOU. JUST TELL YOUR DRIVER WHAT YOU WANT SO I CAN HEAR THE ORDER PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU.

“I want a vintage (yes) white chocolate mocha with 3 pumps of raspberry” “venti?” “vintage” “..venti..” “VINTAGE” “okay.”

“Hi welcome to starbucks can you please hold on a moment for me” “CAN I GET A UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, TOASTED WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA WITH NO WHIP, EXTRA HOT WITH EXTRA PRIVILEGE AND I WANT IT DOUBLE CUPPED/// Me, Juggling 3 paninis and trying to take money from an old lady who doesnt know what silence is and is telling me about her 5th grandkid picking his nose; “hi welcome to starbucks i hope you fucking choke”

If one more god damn person looks at me, in my fucking eyes, and tells me they wanted their latte iced when i asked 459 times if it was hot/iced then i will choke a bitch.

“Can i add to my order. At the window. After i paid, and after you've given me my drinks?” me, crying; “okay”

You came in, ordered a kids temp hot chocolate, and now you are complaining that its. Not. Hot. Enough? Go die.

Im sorry that we ran out of cakepops Sharon, but calm the fuck down. Please.

Hi i noticed you came through our drive thru/store at 9:58pm and I just wanna let you know that everyone in the store hates you with an unrelenting rage that will hopefully melt the skin off your face. Oh? You need 4 caramel fraps and 2 black and white mochas, both iced with no whip and half and half as the base? Fuck you.

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#mod tiki #mod talks #TIKI IS FUCKING PISSED #listen #we're both really salty

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tag meme!

i got tagged by both @shinyrifle n @ceifeed! tytyt i love doing these things even if this ones ABSURDLY LONG

ima tag anyone who wants to do it! just say i tagged u in it i wanna look at it too

Objective: Answer these 85 statement about yourself, then tag others

LAST

drink - water phone call - sister text message - my cousin i was telling him ima get him a gstring thong as a present

song you listened to - plain jane

time you cried - yesterday i was putting some vaporu on my chest cuz i had a stuffy nose n scratched my eyes shit STUNG couldnt see at alllll

EVER

dated someone twice - nah kissed someone & regretted - sorta been cheated on - no lost someone special - not reallyyyy been depressed - whew gotten drunk and thrown up - too many times

FAV COLOURS

blue pink red

IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU…

made new friends - yea! fallen out of love - no laughed until you cried - always found out someone was talking about you - nah met someone who changed you - sure? ig found out who your friends are - uhhhhh this is vague kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no!

GENERAL

how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all but like 5 or 6 do you have any pets - a cat n a blue nose pit do you want to change your name - yea something still spanish but less UGLY what did you do for your last birthday - i slept the entire day what time did you wake up today - 8am what were you doing at midnight last night - studying/watching kdrama what is something you can’t wait for - SUMMER!!!!!!!!! what are you listening to right now - nothing really have you ever talked to a person named tom - yea he was one of my karate instructors he was mad white n weird like that dad who’s intensely into fixing things but its karate instead. didnt like him something that’s getting on your nerves - PEOPLE. and my feelings lmao most visited website - twiiter hair colour - black long or short hair - long do you have a crush on someone - do passing crushes count? what do you like about yourself - my car want any piercings - maybe in the summer! i really want my canine bites back n maybe more ear piercings blood type - O- i think? nicknames - family call me marcel friends call me marcy relationship status - single zodiac - virgo pronouns - they/them fav TV shows - the wire! tattoos - nah right or left handed - right ever had surgery - nope sports - not really piercings - i had canine bites the holes still there just never put in the jewerly! also gauged earlobes n other piercings on my ear.

vacation - all the dam time

trainers - ahhhhh

MORE GENERAL

eating - just had a sandwich drinking - r/n a starbucks vanilla doubleshot about to watch - im watching weightlifting fairy kim bok joo! waiting for - me to start n finish this fucking essay want - some more confidence maybe a dash of personality also A BUTT get married - I dont really care career - atm im studying to get into my college’s rn program. im pretty adamant about being a rn in the future but beyond that i also want to become an illustrator part time. like a side job ya kno.

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses - kisses lips or eyes - lips shorter or taller - taller older or younger - older i dont ever want ANYONE telling me shit nice arms or stomach - stomach hookup or relationship - relationship troublemaker or hesitant - idk im like hesitant a lot of the times unless im fucking with someone or bored

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger - nah drank hard liquor - yah lost glasses - THE OCEAN TOOK MY GLASSES turned someone down - all the time sex on first date - no broken someone’s heart - nah i dont count creeps n stalkers they dont have a heart had your heart broken - nah been arrested - not yet cried when someone died - no fallen for a friend - nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself - not especially just cuz i kno this bitch is MESSY n lazy miracles - sure love at first sight - yea santa claus - no kiss on a first date - if it feels right angels - like holy? nah

OTHER

best friend’s name - hhhhhhhmmmmm eye colour - black fav movie - idkkkk fav actor - wood harris probably??? idk

#this shit long n took LONG #i dont have an excuse to put off this essay now tho......fuck

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