#i am NOT kidding

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Hiya! Not really good omens related, but I have a very genuine question

How on earth do you know all this stuff, like, I am so genuinely impressed, everytime someone sends you an ask, you have the answer! What is your magic

Hiya! :) Aww, thank you <3. The secret is to let Good Omens occupy the majority of your brain and be useless in pretty much everything else :D ❤.

#ask #asking the real question #good omens #good omens memes #jokes #funny #i am not kidding

[thefloatingstone]

I want everyone to experience Vinny reacting to the Fallout trailer

#video #Vinesauce #Fallout #Bethesda #Todd Howard #When making this post the video kept breaking when it showed 'Todd Howard' #I am not kidding

[natingtoncat]

Remember to drink water. I will not ask you again.

#196 #r/196 #I am not kidding #I will forcefully moisten you up

[smilesandexits]

sometimes the point of knitting isn't to make a functional or pretty piece, it's to fuck around and find out

#knitting #i am not kidding #i like to knit things just to figure out how to do [x] #and to get used to doing it

[jojobaaaa]

tiny bit of me lore

#andor #star wars #i am not kidding #this is how it happened #it's all drews fault #drew gooden got me into star wars and I'm so grateful to him

[raccootic]

Everything is going to shit and The only reason i still exist at this very moment is to draw reigen and serizawa 😃👍

So here is reigen and serizawa

#i am not kidding #idk imma probably delete this or something #i just needed to say this somewhere even if i cant say it out Loud #digital art #art #fanart #anime #anime art #anime fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #mp100 #mp100 fanart #reigen arakata #serizawa katsuya #serirei #not even i Can take myself seriously atp #who tf hides a bible in other People’s rooms either way #also Im so tired of Daily nosebleeds idk what to do Bout that tho #id be a perfect match for some hot lady vampire with this nose of mine 👀 #i space out so much #i do not feel real #Im on autopilot or on TV which makes me famous ngl #meet and greet ? 👁👁 #actually do not meet and greet me cause thats kinda awkward #see and ignore ? 👁👁 #if i do not get into School this Will be it i stg

[ironic--maiden]

if I die one day, I don't want a normal obituary like everyone else. I want everyone to know about my death through destiel confession tumblr news meme. Just like that. I want it everywhere, on the door of my house, next to the church where my funeral will be held, and in any other place where they usually post obituaries, I don't know. And on tumblr as my last post, obviously.

#i am not kidding #its gonna be written in my testament #yes IF not when #supernatural #spn #destiel confession #destiel news #destiel confession news #destiel confession meme #tumblr #destiel #destiel meme #news #tumblr news #obituary #meme #shitpost #spn destiel #misha collins #jensen ackles #dean winchester #castiel

[incorrect-splatoon]

I just want them to be happy together at the end of side order.

#pearlina #i am not kidding #if they break up #I cry #I legit will be sad #they are my top #splatoon #fanart #art #pearl #marina #off the hook #wlw #lesbian

[ni9htmare-fuel]

yes being trans is hard but HAVE you tried being trans AND speaking the language that genders the first person form? AND YES I WRITE THIS BECUSE I JUST ALMOST ACCIDENTLY CAME OUT TO MY PARENTS BY SAYING "MUSIAŁEM" INSTEAD OF "MUSIAŁAM".

#poland #polish is a cursed language #i am not kidding #transmasc #trans life

[creamvolts]

I’ve been in a mood lately,

therefore i will be biting every single one of you

if youre lucky youll get a virtual hug after

Approach if you dare

#voltage struggles #i am not kidding #grrah grrr #so conflicted #i feel like i want to make a decision but id rather deal with the consequences of it #or upset anyone #argh ive come to far to fuck upppp

[mathelaw]

*googles reference* *it's AI* *googles reference* *it's AI* *googles reference* *it's AI* *googles ref-

#i am not kidding #i try searching before: 2022 and i still get ai slop #nonsensical anatomy #i'm going insane

[talesofoldandnew]

The feminine urge to kiss the living daylights out of him.

#i am not kidding #i never wanted to kiss anyone so badly #absolutely feral #ewan mitchell #tom bennett #bbc world on fire #world on fire #british actor #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen #the last kingdom #osferth

[ghost-of-you]

If I see one more dramatic "I think I've seen this film before" were people are comparing the last show of the tour with the last show of one direction saying 5sos is breaking up and this was their goodbye I'm gonna start biting people. For starters they still have 2 shows. But the thing here is: Michael is having a kid. What the hell do you want him to do? Abandon his wife with a newborn? Or just put a newborn on the tour bus because somehow you think you're more entitled to his time than his family???????? He's having a child. Of course they're gonna take a break. Luke just got married, Michael is a father. They can't just do 100 shows every 8 months anymore. Shut the fuck up.

#i will bite you #i am not kidding #i will find a way to bite you #shut up #i'm rambling

[aimseytv]

i have so many more minecraft screenshots if you gamers want them

#i am not kidding #i just had to narrow down from 1000+ #if you want more you can have more

[sunandflame]

I will never forget that moment where I was watching Mugen Train the first time and sobbed so badly at the end (for nearly an hour). My husband came home from work and immediately rushed towards me, watching me with big worried eyes and asked if I am okay and if someone died (thats how badly I cried).

I simply answered yes.

Him: Who???

Me: *sobs even harder* IT'S RENGOKUU!!

Him: ... *leaves the room backwards*

#I am not kidding #this is exactly how this happened #I am still not over his death #sunny talks ☀︎ #kyojuro rengoku #demon slayer

[coldest-ishgard-winter]

when i was drawing the bangs I thought of Jerma.

#rai draws #higgs monaghan #ds #death stranding #death stranding 2 #I am not kidding