i have spent more of my precious time on this earth than i care to admit deciding which of the doctorwhos will say fuck
here are my findings, please enjoy
first doctor: swears once in a blue moon. always catches people off guard which he thinks is hilarious, cue much heeheehoohoo wehehehe
second doctor: a wholesome grandpa who has never said anything stronger than "fiddlesticks". gently bonks jamie on the head if he says a naughty word
third doctor: let off a litany of curses in front of the brigadier once, just to see what would happen (outcome: subject rendered puce and speechless)
fourth doctor: will let off a booming great “FUCKING HELL” when under stress but rarely in front of sarah jane. censors himself less around romana and definitely swears at K9
fifth doctor: absolutely does not swear, thinks it’s terribly bad taste and tegan swears enough for all of them anyway
sixth doctor: RIP peri and mel they put up with so much from this foul mouthed little rainbow gremlin. swearing intensifies when peri puts him on a diet
seventh doctor: swears with an impressive amount of creativity, mostly to get a laugh out of ace and usually in languages no-one else can speak
eighth doctor: swears often and with enthusiasm, prone to following with a ramble about the etymology of certain curse words
war doctor: has been through the wringer so hard that most swear words feel insufficient now, but will use a well-timed f-bomb now and then
ninth doctor: realises soon after his regeneration that northern accents were made for swearing. fookin ell rose it’s the fookin daleks
tenth doctor: keeps it extremely tame. most companions get a half-joking, half-serious “oi. language” if they swear - the exception being donna bc he quickly realises she is a lost cause
metacrisis doctor: canonically curses in the extended universe stuff and rose calls it “donna swearing”, confirming my suspicions that donna will say fuck and ten will not say fuck
eleventh doctor: absolutely does swear but people are always surprised / mildly scandalised by it because he looks about twelve
twelfth doctor: of course he fucking does, get in the fucken box clara we’re gonnae go shit up davros and his wee pepperpot cunts
thirteenth doctor: not a swear in sight. possibly got it all out of her system in the previous incarnation. yaz reacts with mock outrage if she even says “heck”
Ello! Fiances or clingyduo for the request?
y’know those couples that go to build-a-bear and make little plushies of each other? that, but like. i took way more creative liberties with the plushies
Love how that post about TFC being badly written has gone around with little additions of ‘yeah buuuut there is this’ so many times that people have cancelled out that it’s badly written….bc it ISN’T badly written. Y’all get on my damn nerves. I have READ badly written. Things with a billion badly covered plot holes and things with 3 page run on sentences and authors who care less about their characters than they do pushing an agenda.
Nora created a story that genuinely resonated with thousands of people, as evidenced by how quickly it blew up. I was here when there were just 6 fans and a dog, okay? And we GUSHED and we LOVED and we BEGGED people to read these books and love the characters we did. And then people did. And there were a LOT of good ones, of course. But just enough bad ones; people incapable of critical thinking. People who exist in some insane world where everything is black and white. And those people ruined everything.
Started shitting all over the books and the characters and then Nora. Until she left tumblr and the series behind her entirely. Until many of the OG fans, myself included, just got sick of the negativity and abandoned the fandom.
TFC is and likely always will be my favorite series of all time. It speaks to me on such a personal level that I can’t help but see the good in it. It doesn’t mean that I am blind to the bad. I AM capable of critical thinking and fair criticism of all the media I consume. What I don’t understand is the people who claim to be ‘fans’ but decide that the author is shit and the writing is shit and half the characters are shit, etc etc.
That is not fan behavior. That is insanity. If you don’t like that many aspects of something then just say you don’t like it and go find something that you DO like and stop trying to tear to shreds something that is genuinely meaningful to a lot of people.
Stiles had hoped that going out clubbing with his brother would help pull him out of the funk he was in lately. But Stuart had always been able to see right through his fake smiles. They may not have a whole lot in common anymore, or be as close as they were when they were kids, but when it comes right down to it, nobody knows him like his twin.
And unlike his pack, tiptoeing around the issue for fear of upsetting him, Stuart isn’t going to let him hide from his problems or pretend they’re not there.
Maybe, ultimately, that’s what he really needs.
so just in case my intentions haven't been clear: I'm going to blaze the crab post when the queen dies.
that's what I'm going to do
I'll put in the tags of the post that she has died, and then I will give tumblr my dollars and watch what happens. that's the plan
however, being american and not very well-connected to people in general, I may not find out for a bit when she dies. so it is your job, followers, to send me asks and @ me and such if and when that does happen. that's on you.
but when she does? oh, the crabs will rave on that day!
Have had this headcanon for the longest time, that being that after his battle with Demise, Sky gets lightning scars due to his lightning charged skyward strikes which just leaves his right arm pretty numb to feeling. Also just a way of saying he messed up his right arm so much that it's the reason that many of the heros after him are left-handed.
one other thing I really like about one piece is that, while Luffy is the protagonist and he’s very strong, he acknowledges and outright states that he needs others in order to survive. It’s incredibly tempting to make your protagonist be The Guy in all circumstances, only needing to be helped here and there, mostly in largely inconsequential situations, but one piece doesn’t do this. It says “there’s a lot of things you can’t do, and that’s alright, you don’t have to be able to do everything. Your friends and family, whoever you choose to have by your side, will fill in the gaps” and there’s something about it that is so incredibly beautiful