Samgirls will call Dean a white middle aged man to tell you how uniquely scary he is on the white middle aged man show where their fave is also a white middle aged man.
Reading the Lay of Leithian and I’m not over the fact that Beren and Finrod Felagund introduce themselves to Sauron as Nereb and Dungalef. It’s both utterly ridiculous and yet the best way to keep their identity secret because no one sane would use their name backwards to trick Sauron the Deciever of all people.
Husband: Fucking "Ferret on Crystal Meth" ... Or whatever it is you say you are. All [mocking voice and hand-wavey motions] "Let me tell you about pockets on Victorian Dresses"