#i am a chaos gremlin

[thebisexualwreckoning]

First day at new school and this kid asks me whether I'm a girl or a boy because I'm wearing a skirt but have like really short hair (which cant girl have short hair) and then the entire class starts arguing about what gender I am while my friend asks me if I'm angry they're talking about me like I'm not there and my little gremlin self just villainously rubs their hands together and says, "I have achieved my true purpose in life; TO CREATE CHAOS!

#Genderfluid #genderfluid things #i am a chaos gremlin #i mean ask people for their pronouns regardless of how they dress #becus it be the right thing to do #not because you think a specific gender cannot dress in a specific way #k bye

[graendoll]

I'm sorry to my mutuals for the absolute chaos that has been my dash for the last couple of weeks.

#bucky barnes #evan buckley #911 #i am a chaos gremlin

[digitalmoriarty]

Should I start following MCYT blogs? Because only Kit reads my MCYT fic (because uh. not putting that quality of stuff on AO3, I have *some* standards for myself) and it would give me nifty people to follow. But also. I'm a chaos gremlin and am terrified to talk to people unless I'm anxiety-loopholing things for my partner. ANYWAY SORRY FOLKS YOU WILL BE GETTING ME TALKING ABOUT THE STUFF I'M RESEARCHING FOR MY PARTNER

#mcyt? #i am a chaos gremlin #who loves researching things #and helping develop worlds #screaming into the void #the way i capslock into my honeybee's ask box

[adiduck]

#i am sleep deprived and need very little encouragement #to be a chaos gremlin

[ackerslut]

Not enough fics and headcanons where Levi is an agent of chaos (by accident). This man lived in the Underground for his entire life before being recruited by the Scouts and you're telling me he didn't have a single hiccup when acclimating? No this man gets introduced to vanilla bar soap and takes a big ol' bite outta it because he thinks it's food. It tastes like shit but Levi's had to eat gross food his whole life. He's just deeply disappointed that apparently Above has shit food too.

Cue the entire Scout regiment being fucking terrified of this 5'3 gremlin who won't stop drinking lemon scented cleaner because he can't tell the difference between that and lemonade. He licks a scented candle in front of Shadis and Erwin, makes unbreaking eye contact while doing it and then walks away.

Levi is embarrassed as fuck because he figured out it was a scented candle right AFTER he liked it and he's like "oh my god they think I'm DISGUSTING I bet Erwin thinks I'm GROSS NOW" but honestly Shadis and Erwin are like "what is he planning what does he know."

#just moving my thoughts from twitter to here bc i am OBSESSED with levi being insane like this #where are my crackfics where levi adjusts to the scouts in the most chaotic way possible pls i NEED THEM #levi ackerman #attack on titan #my headcanons #chaos gremlin levi

[tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine]

When Cap asks Robin where he was on a day 300 years ago and Robin immediately goes "I want my laywer"

Me: haha oh Robin😂🥰

My brain:... Mary used to be his lawyer😌

Me: ... fuck🥲

#I am sleep deprived and therefore overly emotional #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #Redlever #BBC Ghosts series 5 spoilers #Robin the Caveman #My Chaos gremlin #BBC Ghosts Mary #My witchy Chaos gremlin

[the-witchhunter]

Phantom Punk x DC crossover: Lovebirds in Gotham

Inspired by another post that I can’t seem to find/link at the moment, and I had to make it my Punk au for Danny Phantom for reasons. Basic gist was Johnny and Kitty originally being from Gotham and having a date night

So, imagine it you will:      Punk Danny doing his thing and not playing somewhere that immediately draws the attention of one of the Bats for once (or so he thinks)

Enter Kitty and Johnny. They’re enjoying a night on the town and end up at the show Danny is playing. Considering that the two of them are teenage rebellion incarnate, they get along just fine with Punk Danny.

Danny just sees them between songs, stares right at them and says  “I’m not playing it” “Aw come on!” “... okay fine but you owe me a drink.” and proceeds to play what Johnny and Kitty refer to as “their song” some romantic ballad from when they were alive that’s more than a bit out of place for his setlist. 

Meanwhile Tim is in the crowd after Tim saw a flier for the show posted in a coffee shop. Trying to get a lead on Danny, he pretty easily figures out the three know each other and takes a picture of Johnny and Kitty. He figures that if he can follow the two’s trail back he can find out more about the mysterious musician that has yet to be Identified beyond “Danny”

Cue to the mass confusion at the Batcave when the two are Identified as Katherine “Kitty” Falcone, and Johnathan “Johnny” Sullivan, who happen to be a well known love story between a common thug from Park Row and one of the Falcone crime family’s daughters. 

Who also happened to be dead for the better part of 40 years

The chaos as now they’re trying to figure out where these two came from because they can’t be the same people. And with date night still not over, the two lead the Bats on a merry chase before disappearing 

#danny phantom #danny fenton #gremlin danny fenton #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #detective comics #johnny 13 #gotham #punk au #writing prompt #writing #chaos #i'd tag kitty but she doesn't have a last name in cannon i don't think #and this showing up when you're trying to look at cats instead is not the vibe im going for #am i still just trying to will fanart of punk danny into existence? #yes i am

[putting-kaufmo-in-places]

slay the princess?

You're on a path in the woods.

At the end of that path, is a cabin.

In the basement of that cabin, is a Clown.

You're here to slay him.

#[hi i just wanna add um. i am very gay gay homoromantic gay for the witch. she is a stinky chaos gremlin and i love her. that is all ^^] #[(also i love slay the princess i have all achievements lol)] #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus kaufmo #kaufmo the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc kaufmo #kaufmo tadc #digital circus #digital circus kaufmo #kaufmo digital circus #kaufmo #slay the princess #stp #crossover #ask blog #ask blog tadc #tadc ask blog #kaufmo in a place

[frnkiebby]

better be careful, that mic isn’t frank-proofed~🎃

#T-5 seconds till that mic + stand is airborne #and i fucking love it #and am so here for it #fucking feral chaos gremlin #absolutely gorgeous #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[waterfallofspace]

don't know how to format this post so welcome to waterfall is craving things and she doesn't know if it's more h-rny or lonely so enjoy a little snippet of what is playing on loop in my mind~

Person A: tshhieew!

Person B: Bless you, poor little thing~

Person A: I'm- eshh'iew! tschh- kngt'shhew! I'm not little!

Person B: Even if you aren't, your sneezes sure are~

Person A, blushing: No they're- eh'tnshiew! aeshh'iee!

Person B, with a smirk: What a poor, sneezy little thing~

#waterfallsnzarios #waterfalltalks #i guess??? idk man waterfallcraves is more accurate #just B taunting them and A being such a little blushy mess by the end #knowing that they ARE little but even if they arent! the sneezes are! they cant fight that! #not like they can fight being little either buutttt~ ;3 #yes im picturing c/huuya but gotta be honest not seeing d/azai as the other #perhaps in a private little bedroom... away from prying eyes and ears... #or perhaps this is just something I crave okay i just- lil with lil snz auhegughguh #im a sucker for a kitten snz and i am! feeling things so welcome to this randomness that does NOT have a point~ #(and yes okay maybe id like to be on either side of this BUT! shut up! i do not!) #(using this as a blog again- starting to get more and more used the idea that like... maybe i DO want attention???) #(always knew i craved attention but like.... always used to it being the kind of attention that i GIVE to others and maybe i get something) #(but not used to like... actual genuine attention thats just for me and that isnt kinda... idk- you give me things? so i give bak?) #(gonna be so honest!! i do not feel cute! most of the time! and usually thats okay! i like being a lil chaos gremlin :3) #(buuuuuut recently been having more friends call me cute and idk!!! maybe its not the worst thing to get to be a lil soft sometimes~) #(ANYWAYS blog post over im so sorry to anyone who read these tagssssss but here is a lil snzario that hopefully makes up for it!!)

[hulloitsdani]

Pov you’re Fjorm about to witness the prince of the nation you’ve allied yourself with get brutally betrayed by his own tactician.

#images taken moments before disaster #When I said Alfonse is now stuck with this chaos gremlin I MEANT IT #Get his ass Kiran #Bully him affectionately #let them be goofy #I am a little concerned for their safety Alfonse's hand is on his weapon #They really testing his reaction time #Did he pass or get dunked on you decide #feh #fire emblem heroes #feh kiran #kiran #feh summoner #feh alfonse #alfonse #Drew this one real fast so there might be a few whoopsies

[night-fighter-x]

*dejected gremlin noises*

#kiseki dear to me #kiseki: dear to me #ai di #chen yi #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #fanart #chaos gremlin #i am not okay #I have a midterm next Tuesday #💀

[be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie]

something, something, something, we win!

#nimona #i am rewatching #i love this chaos gremlin #ballister is so done and its just the beginning #i am not a girl i am a shark

[phoenixcatch7]

Everyone keeps pairing Danny up with the bat kids and I'm not even a shipper, but.

Pair him up with Steph,

Cowards.

#i am being 100% serious #Everyone says they don't care about the gender just the vibes #Okay well hear the vibes!! Steph and Danny would be THE MOST sarcastic chaos gremlins EVER #You KNOW that #They would be Literally unstoppable. They would enable and ride or die support each other NO questions asked #The shenanigans would be off the charts!! #B narrowly avoids them as they speed cackling past and then again as Jason sprints after them howling murder #'what have you two even done?' #*thermos rattles* 'oh we stole his pit rage!! Steph said it'd be best if we did it early morning cause no ones actually awake then lol' #*sound of heavy footsteps crashing into the kitchen and immediately getting soundly scolded by Alfred* #'that'll be him! I asked Alfie to have his fave cookies ready to help calm him down but I think Damien got there first...' #'popcorn?' 'POPCORN' *Steph holds up a peace sign as Danny phases her invisible and through the floor. Making eye contact the whole time #The MEMES. The IRREVERENCE. The unrelenting sarcastic optimism. The only thing would be getting cass' approval #She would so thrash Danny in a fight and while sitting on him hum in acceptance and then he wakes up next day with a new telescope on him #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #batman #batfam #steph brown #dc spoiler #black bat #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #Again I'm not a shipper I just spy SHENANIGANS #dc comics #What would you even call dead Spoiler? Red herring? Ghost writer? Death of the author? ASDFGHJKL MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

[kame-artist]

People tell me I am Niffty. So this is a genuine thing my parents used to do with me as a kid And something Im sure my partner will still do to stop me doing something stupid

#hazbin hotel #hazbin fanart #hazbin art #husk #husker #angel #angel dust #niffty #i am niffty #love my little chaos gremlin #hazbin comic #hazbin hotel comic #Husk is so done #but also reluctant but protective big brother mode #hellaverse #helluverse

[carnilia]

I’m watching A Starstruck Odyssey and Beardsley is in a white button-down with tie under a leather jacket and I am feeling totally normal about it completely and utterly normal and looking in a respectful way thank you that is all

#you were already attractive you didn’t have to go this hard #as a queer woman I am particularly weak to this display! #istg when did this happen you were the chaos gremlin that I just thought was cute #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley