yagami light more like light imagay hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Me when I roll up with the Cat o' 6 tails
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us: mom we want dean winchester!!!!!
misha: we have dean winchester at home
dean winchester at home:
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Liberal clone high?!
Abe BISEXUAL
Joan of LESBIANS
SAPPHICpatra
GENDERdhi
JfPRONOUN
Frida BUTCHlo
ESTROGENfucius
Harriet TESTOSTERONE
Topher BLACK LIVES MATTER
Mr BOYKISSERtron
Candide VACCINEson
CINNAMON J SCUDWORTH
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if spy is genderfluid, then spy's "gender fluid" of choice is wine
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its really funny that i have balls that aren’t attached to me. the comedic potential is enormous. whenever i travel i can say “yeah i have balls but they’re X miles away from me” “yeah i have balls. not with me of course.”
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Hey hot stuff!
Tell me, does your other really need to be significant?
Wanna try an insignificant other? ;)
If so hmu
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Hey what do you hear when Peter Walter VI sneaks around
the peter-patter of his feet
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let it not be said that i shall die without musical foreshadowing
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I just remembered I had an aloe plant and I named him Albert O Vera
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Christians keep saying "Y’all need Jesus" but never take the time to ask "Does Jesus need us?"
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mike/michael "i can't have a girlfriend and maintain a healthy relationship with my friends at the same time" wheeler
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