Today I accidentally put a staple through my finger and pulled it out with my teeth, then I made a tiny baked Mac and cheese and ate the whole thing. I also dissected a dead chrysalis and used a baseball bat to pry open a window that was frozen shut. I am a god.
How my "cryptid transformation" is going right now. I actually enjoy this, imma...imma keep it. Maybe get it permanently tattooed some day. Yeah, i'm a cryptid now. This started as revenge now it's just fun
I don't know who needs to hear this right now but...
Having a 5 minute shower when you haven't had one in 4 days is better than not having one at all.
Brushing your teeth for 36 seconds is better than not brushing them at all.
It's okay to not feel okay, especially if your life has been turned upside down in these past few weeks. Staying inside can really damage someone's mental health. Try and get out into the garden or just sit outside your building with a nice beverage and appreciate the outside.
I am at my most powerful when I'm eating Planters cheese curls right from the can in my underwear with nothing but the glow of my laptop keeping me company.