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#i am a cryptid
mossisaspiritanimal · 2 years
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P eopl E wHo li k 3 and sub Scribe:
-swag
- mushroom merchants
- friend of the frogs
- C̷̛͈͓͇̗̼͉̊̔͊r̸̮̮͖̘̅̿́̕y̶̧̨̢̺̹̱̫̪̖̏̊p̴̧̤̖͂t̵̡̨̰͈͋͑͒͛̈́i̴͖͔̹͔̰̣͌̿̇̊̿̄͜͠ć̴̹̝̭̜̥͖͚͕̞̅́͜ ̸̛̠͚͓̈́̃͒C̷̻̗̝̲͔͇̉̐͒̈ͅŗ̵̙̭͔̹͚̜̝̈́̄̿̓͂̏̔̈́y̶̧̧͖͙̱̣͇̮͖͚̓̅̀̿̈́͘͝p̸̡̺̦̝̻͍̤͋̎͜͜t̷̡̰͎̮̲̱̳͙̫͗͐̉̎̎͋͋̔̕͝i̴͇̤͈̹̘͔̋̀͘͜d̸̛͎̀̓̽̕s̶̡̡͉̮̣͍̖̓̋
- you r mom
-mothman
- wonderful weirdos
- amphibian anthusists
- idk people in the same fandoms as me ig
- glorious gobbblinshhhs
- frogs.
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belladonnix · 3 years
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Look at that moss blanket
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The woods near where I live
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creepi-beesti · 2 years
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Today I accidentally put a staple through my finger and pulled it out with my teeth, then I made a tiny baked Mac and cheese and ate the whole thing. I also dissected a dead chrysalis and used a baseball bat to pry open a window that was frozen shut. I am a god.
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its-me-cryptotech · 2 years
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Me: *crawls from a cave and puts something stupid on this hell site before scurrying back in*
My followers: “YEEEEEEES TREEESURESSSS”
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hotchocolatewithsex · 3 years
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i am too old to die
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fandomsnchaos · 3 years
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How my "cryptid transformation" is going right now. I actually enjoy this, imma...imma keep it. Maybe get it permanently tattooed some day. Yeah, i'm a cryptid now. This started as revenge now it's just fun
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madeofbees · 4 years
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reasons i will never be a fully functional productive member of society #29374938: my college email profile
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chaosandcarnosas · 3 years
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Hand me the mothman glasses I'm going Feral
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These glasses add to my blob cryptid aesthetic and the color of the jacket makes me look like I'd scare your kids
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obsessivefangirl · 3 years
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You have no vibes. None at all. How is this possible
Harsh
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gh0stbugsss · 3 years
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I can never hope to guess anything about you. You are a cryptid in mine eyes. (/hj I haven't been following for that long)
That’s exactly what I like to hear >:3
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gay-war-crimes · 4 years
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I identify with moth man because
i’m only ever seen in shity lighting
all photos of me are blurry and out of focus
if i see someone entering the same room as me i quickly run back to my room to hide
when people look for me i can’t be found. as people kinda suck
i am only seen at night
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mossisaspiritanimal · 2 years
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My gender is trees eating no entry sighns
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belladonnix · 4 years
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but...
Having a 5 minute shower when you haven't had one in 4 days is better than not having one at all.
Brushing your teeth for 36 seconds is better than not brushing them at all.
It's okay to not feel okay, especially if your life has been turned upside down in these past few weeks. Staying inside can really damage someone's mental health. Try and get out into the garden or just sit outside your building with a nice beverage and appreciate the outside.
Stay safe doesn't just mean stay indoors.
Peace and love,
Your local bog cryptid. Xoxo
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blacklyte · 3 years
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hmmm monster, hk&$2/, space, & friend shaped :0!!
Hdhdgshdgs ty ty ty! Yes I am a very cursed cat photo generator, here, I shall spare you some
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You r welcom:))
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deadpuppetboi · 4 years
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What mutuals w fnaf aus would you recommend following? I’m trying to find some new ppl w interesting aus, sorry if it’s a bother!
My pal @newgenerationz pls go through their blog their AU is really good and Billie makes fun of my William so that's why I love him even more-
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lynnafred · 4 years
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I am at my most powerful when I'm eating Planters cheese curls right from the can in my underwear with nothing but the glow of my laptop keeping me company.
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