#i am a magnet

[faggatini]

guys it happened again

#if he so great at being a lesbian #I am a magnet

[waitineedaname]

Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

#fma #blatantly stealing this joke from my sibling because it made me laugh so hard on our call #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #even without his alchemy and military rank ed still manages to cause trouble wherever he goes #roy calling on a private line: edward if you cause another international incident i swear to god I am putting you on house arrest #ed minutes away from breaking into a government building in creta: I'd like to see you try #al accomplishes so much and ed is very proud of him but unfortunately ed is fundamentally a gremlin that is a magnet for trouble #fma posting

[nordidia]

don't you also hate it when ur older brother gets PTSD flashbacks and has to be reassured mid-mission cause his brain convinced him y'all almost died from the small attack he wasnt fast enough to protect you from

#i am once again cringe but free! #rottmnt raph #my bLORBO #my art #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #magnetic duo #nordidia art

[sickfromthetreble]

i HATE YOU digital tickets i hate you ticket apps i wanna have a little physical reminder that i was here !!!

#how am i supposed to put a qr code in a scrapbook. how do i magnet it to my fridge.

[illazreich]

how it feels when discovering TGED novel as a webtoon only

#lloyd frontera #tged #the greatest estate developer #i am not immune to lloyd babygirl agenda #no wonder he's a dilf magnet #look at him #he's baby

[2aceofspades]

(rewording my thing cause I think it came out bad, you can delete the last one, I apologize). *gives Raph Christmas stickers and hot cocoa cause he’s earned it after all lol

RAAAH-

I forgot the hot cocoa wah oof-

#ace answers #acey doodles #raphie 🥺 #to make up for raph not being in the christmas comic i made gah- #i am so sorry i feel so bad #i wanna do a magnetic duo thing to make up for it too wah oof- #anywhizzle! #i felt like coloring this one hehe #:)

[fuumiku]

Sweet & salty can be a good mix! Idk about syrup in sandwiches though… 

It’s bicorn day!!!

#Dungeon meshi #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #Happy bicorn day!!! #Happy peace and love on planet Earth day #Happy have hope in your heart day #Happy appreciate people as they are day #Happy april 10th. National holiday 2 me #Happy marchil peak day #Dunmeshi fanart #marchil #It’s also succubus day but whatever that #For them i would draw horse anatomy… #Chil can wear lace as a treat #I should draw more of them as centaurs #Didn’t manage to finish my analysis for today… Tragedy that’d have been perfect #Top 5 dunmeshi chapters I am normal about followed by winged lion and succubus ii #honestly this should be swapped bc as we know Chil is virtuous and Marcille is magnetized to brooding lil guys and weirdos idk

[cryptid-condor]

the deer prince and the golden doe

from chapter 34 of Salt00's fic Chick Magnet

please click for HD tumblr is killing this one

#what's up nerds #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #fe3h #chick magnet took over my life for like 2 months #i've never managed to get through any fic over 150000 words before but uh..... here i am #i'm on chapter 79 #its like really damn good #i haven't even played the golden deer route yet but i would die for all of them #i feel like the shading on this one is way better than what i did for Dogs of Heaven #i'm getting better! i need to learn how to not do soft shading tho jeez #on the plus now i know how to make glowing molten gold which is the best part of the whole picture tbh #the working title was 'dear deer prince' which is very fun to say #i am going to TRY 52 pieces 52 weeks again but i'll see what happens #but this is week one! and pic one #all my rat

[pantherloid]

Boioing

#vocaloid #kagamine rin #rin kagamine #鏡音リン #i animate like every 4 years #i hate animating 🗣🗣 #anyways youll notice i never draw rins bow as attached to anything #thats bc i always considered it like a magnetic levitation thing #like if rin ducked really fast the bow would lag but ultimately snap back to her head (i am nOT animating all that)

[saphushia]

howdy gamers <|:3c

#wanna just become the wierd blorbo magnet cover redraws guy #i am holding up my promise to continue being wierd abt them #ethubs #hermitshipping #hermitcrap #ethubs b like 'not gay not straight not bi but some secret funnier 4th thing' #drawing this was interesting bc i've drawn so much of shep's dbhc au i forgot how to draw my designs for them lmaoo #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #art

[thechibilitwick]

me when i dakiyosete hoshii tashikamete hoshii machigai nado nai nda to omowasete

no stupid little mikoto ver.

#milgram #milgram fanart #shidou kirisaki #kazui mukuhara #kazushidou #0507 #vocaloid reference #vocaloid redraw #magnet vocaloid #i love 0507 so much i wish gay old men were real #i hope i did them justice cuz goddamn the pose is hard #if i made them shirtless would i have been beaten with metal chairs and pointed and laughed at #also if anyone has any 0507 drawing ideas i am here *twiddles fingers* ok goodbye #chibi's art/rkgk

[piranhaincaps]

i vocaloid-ed your ghoap yes the wings are specific no i do not count on anyone knowing

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #magnet redraw #PIRANHA art #fan art #what year is it #what am i doing

[patheticblorbloscholar]

I watch the show for the plot

The plot:

#They are like magnets and I am drawn to them #Clex #just smallville things #Smallville #clark x lex #lex luthor smallville #smallville clark kent #I love them your honor

[idlesuperstar]

My. Sounds like a love story.

#justified #raylan givens #boyd crowder #that's it that's the show #ok so my love language is making gifs of otps even if there are likely to be a million gifsets out there already #am I only just now watching this show from 2011 you bet I am #have I plunged headlong into obsession already after only one and a half series oh HELL YEAH #conversation with my pal who recced this to me after I'd watched three eps #me: 'did you make me watch this so you can talk about your crush on timothy oliphant? because thanks now I have one TOO' #him: 'I have such a crush on him. He's Chris Isaak hot!' #which from him is the highest compliment #(solidifying my long term suspicion that my bestie is not 100% straight but then again didn't everyone want to shag 90s ewan macgregor??) #anyway thank you all the fic writers for au-ing the hell out of this and giving me raylan/boyd for days #also fucking 1000% credit to walton goggins for making boyd so INSANELY MAGNETIC

[laundrybiscuits]

(continued from this snippet)

“You could—” Jonathan moves his hands through the air like he’s conducting an invisible orchestra.

“I don’t know what that means,” Eddie tells him. They’ve been smoking all afternoon, so Jonathan’s even more of a space case than usual.

“He means you could pretend, dude,” says Argyle, who is putting little braids into Eddie’s hair. It’s very soothing. “Like, fake it ‘til you make it.”

“I mean. It would be good for Will to see, like…happily ever after. But gay. You know?” Jonathan tips the last of the Dorito crumbs into his mouth and contemplates the empty bag with devastatingly sorrowful eyes.

“That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard,” says Eddie. “Congrats, by the way, because I’ve heard a lot of bad ideas in my time, and I thought I knew all the major contestants. But lo and behold, dark horse Byers swoops in to steal the crown! The crowd goes wild.” He makes a raspy aaaaaah sound and wiggles his fingers to symbolize a packed stadium at the Bad Idea Olympic Games.

“That’s my boy,” says Argyle, reaching over to ruffle Jonathan’s hair. “Great job, brochacho.”

Eddie’s never totally sure whether Argyle’s doing an extended bit or not, and it’s the fucking best.

“So, you’ll do it?” Jonathan asks hopefully. He’s like a puppy dog, the way he perks up.

“Fuck no,” says Eddie. “Absolutely not under any circumstances. Fuck off.”

“Dude, I totally respect that,” says Argyle, starting on another braid. “Gotta honor your truth, Ed-head. Can’t shine a hella dope light from a flashlight powered by lie-batteries.”

“Every day I thank a god I don’t believe in for your presence in my life,” Eddie informs him.

———

Annoyingly, Jonathan doesn’t give up on the idea. What’s worse, he tries to be sneaky about it.

Eddie rolls up late to the next movie night, because he’s not always great with things like having a basic understanding of time and space. When he walks into the Byers-Hopper living room, Jonathan calls out, “Eddie, hey! There’s—you can sit here on the couch if you want. By Steve.”

Eddie gives him an unimpressed look. Jonathan doesn’t even have the decency to be phased by Eddie’s scorn, just shifts over to make room on the couch between him and Steve.

“Aww,” coos Eddie. “Did you miss me that much, Johnny-boy?” He drops right into Jonathan’s lap, slinging an arm around his neck.

“Why are you so heavy,” says Jonathan. “You look like if a stick figure had a baby with a mop.”

Eddie cackles. “It’s all the heavy metal. Weighs down my soul with whips and chains and demonic energy.”

“Jeez, you two, get a room.” Steve rolls his eyes.

The look of pure panic that crosses Jonathan’s face is pretty hilarious, all things considered.

“I’m not gay!” Jonathan blurts out. “Not that there would be—anything wrong with it. If I were. Because, um, gay people deserve love too. Because they’re just like us. I mean, people who aren’t gay. Which is me. I’m not. But it would be okay if I was.”

Will looks like he wants a rift to swallow him up where he sits, but Eddie thinks he looks a little bit pleased, too. It’s nice that Jonathan is trying so hard, even if Eddie has one or two notes on the execution.

“Okay, big guy,” says Eddie, patting Jonathan on the cheek. “Don’t have to throw a parade about it or anything.”

The movie’s okay, Eddie guesses. It’s Nancy’s pick, which means it’s a fast-talking political thriller that nobody but Robin can ever really follow. Afterwards, Steve leans over to him and says, “Hey, are you still out of Coke? I can pick some up on my way over after I drop Dustin off.”

Will gives Eddie a look, which is totally unjustified because this is a completely normal friend thing. Steve’s parents are in town, so he’s been spending a few nights camping out at Eddie’s, because everyone else has parents who’d probably object. It’s perfectly logical and completely normal. It’s not like he can bunk with Robin. Also, Robin kicks like a horse in her sleep.

But even though Eddie knows it’s a completely normal friend thing, he can also kind of see why Will might’ve gotten the wrong idea.

“Um,” he says. “Actually, maybe—not tonight? I just, Wayne’s been wanting to spend some more, like, uncle-nephew quality bonding time. You know he’s still kind of…” Eddie shrugs, grimacing. It’s true; Wayne’s been making a real effort to know what Eddie’s up to these days. Even though he hasn’t said anything, Eddie knows he’s traded some shifts to make their schedules line up a little better. So, everything Eddie’s saying is absolutely true and above-board, and there’s no reason for a weird squirmy guilty feeling to take up residence in his gut.

“Oh,” says Steve. “Sure, yeah, no problem.”

(ETA: yeah okay it's technically a series now)

#I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT CONTINUATION pls do not perceive me and my clownshoes proclamations #sometimes I do just say some bullshit and I refuse to be held accountable for it #I just realized I've never written the Cali crew and wanted to give it a go #that being said I def do not have a handle on Jonathan's voice but alas I am not in the mood to rewatch ST so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I do feel like Eddie and Argyle would either manifest matching BFF necklaces within five minutes #or be magnetically repelled by opposing vibes #like either they get each other on an astral level or they cannot communicate at all #this is pre-jargyle btw #fic: young man what do you wanna be

[alackofghosts]

besties!!

#i love them fr fr #Alisaie Leveilleur #G'raha Tia #Final Fantasy XIV #i draw sometimes #fanart #speedpaint #weirdly i was daydreaming of making fridge magnets #this is too big as a design but idk #i am just a fridge magnet enjoyer