#i am a scientist

[bunnyheritageposts]

#poll #not heritage post #i have my answer but i will not for fear of skewing the results #i am a Scientist #rabbits

[guerrilla-operator]

Guided By Voices // I Am A Scientist

And I know what's right But I'm losing sight of the clues For which I search and choose to abuse to just unlock my mind Yeah, and just unlock my mind

#guided by voices #i am a scientist #bee thousand #indie rock #lo-fi #avant-pop #progressive pop #rock #indie #pop #tunes #audio #favorite songs ever #Spotify

[spilladabalia]

Guided By Voices - I Am A Scientist

#guided by voices #gbv #i am a scientist #robert pollard #jim pollard #tobin sprout #mitch mitchell #kevin fennell #greg demos #bee thousand #1994 #Youtube

[escapebygawking]

Prof Van Helsing pulled dr Sewards ear...? I am sorry, what was their relationship, exactly...?

#dracula daily #dracula daily september 7 #september 7th #i am a scientist #but we dont do that #personal boundries please #van helsing #dr seward

[yuanw3i]

twst babygirl spectrum

#i am a scientist #sebek was the hardest bc he is both babyboy AND babygirl but #deuce kalim and ortho r aggressively babyboy tho #twisted wonderland

[eirxair]

wanna be someones first choice so bad sometimes but im a realist soooo

[blurry picture of shane and ryan bc im lazy and awkward]

#i like ghost files #im sad again #but not really #i am a scientist #100% #ask the periodic table shes like my bestie #to ao3 i go #i need a hug #Spotify

[rastronomicals]

2:35 PM EDT March 11, 2024:

Guided by Voices - "I Am A Scientist" From the album Bee Thousand (June 21, 1994)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Lo-fi

#Guided by Voices #Bee Thousand #I Am A Scientist

[cursedlemon]

cooking is just a diy chemistry set

#i am a scientist #women in stem #i love science #and cooking #cooking less than science but point stands

[aclownsclownery]

I'm currently in the mental state where I'm pretty sure if I come across angst of my favorite little gooberstein I would just die because it would soak up all my happiness and whimsy and my body would enter organ failure from the shock

#i am a scientist #i am so smart #this post is about the dca fnaf #i love you sun #i love you moon #i love you eclispe #and i love you helpy #i know hes not a dca but hes just a goober #shitpost #(?) #shitpost (?)

[razzafrazzle]

i was obsessed with them when i was 8 and i am still obsessed with them now

[image description: a page of drawings of marceline and simon from adventure time. on the left is marcy wearing a white cropped sweater, a short black skirt, red tights, black fingerless gloves, and black boots. there is a caption that says "Average Bisexual" next to her. next to that is a short comic of marcy and simon, where marcy is floating over simon as he reads a book. marcy asks, "hey simon. ever kiss another man before?", to which simon replies "well sure." below them there is a caption that says, "he then failed to elaborate." next to that is a drawing of simon with his hands clasped together, with a smaller, uncolored sketch of simon looking surprised above him. the entire page is colored in a watercolor style. end id]

#if marshall gets textured hair then so does marcy!!!!!!! its equality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways i am once again posting about sad old scientists <3 they are a top tier breed of guy #doc talks #my art #adventure time #fionna and cake #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #marceline abadeer #she has so many names huh #simon petrikov

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

#disability #disability advocacy #described images #image description in alt #ableism #ableism tw #my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is #your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines #it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top... #...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior... #...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth... #...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)... #...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?... #...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely. #and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria #yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it #being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think #also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think

[brucespringsteendotcom]

"tomato is a fruit" people piss me off so bad. Yeah and. Lettuce is a leaf. Carrot is a root. Potato is a stem. Vegetable doesn't exist in nature we made that up. And aren't you glad🥬🥦🥒🥕🥔🥕🌽🍅🍆🫑🫛🍠🥑

#turning off reblogs because you are all so fucking stupid..........please google 'are potatoes roots' before you correct me 😭 #and stop trying to sound smart by explaining botanical vs culinary definitions to me. i know that. i am a scientist LOL

[dilettantereviews]

#guided by voices #i am a scientist #bee thousand #Youtube

[selenityshiroi]

Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him

'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'

'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'

'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'

'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'

'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'

And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.

When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'

#botw #totk #zelink #because zelink vibes #i just love this duality of 'royal knight link' and 'feral link' #and i know the whole 'i don't know this man' thing is a game mechanic because they are trying to not exclude people who didn’t play botw #but i am chosing to translate it as 'he wore so many masks that no one knows his face' #and those who do just can't see him as the same man who follows zelda devotedly like a tame puppy #zelda hears all the stories and is just 'yeap that's my man ❤️' #because an inquisitive scientist and a fearless experimenter are a match made in heaven

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy

#Science #Mycology #Chemistry #biology #Paleontology #scientists sitcom #scientists specializing in their obscure special interest is my favorite gender #I am one of those #Astronomy #Archeology

[edgarallennope]

Cecil Gershwin Palmer, character of all time. He's gay. He has lyme disease. He's a PTA uncle. He's terrified of mirrors and for good reason. He's a cat dad. He's a DAD dad. He fell in love with his husband the first time he laid eyes on him. He got a barber run out of town. He regularly leaks classified police and government information on his radio show but kept his adopted son secret for ages. He has a complicated and tumultuous relationship with his mother. He's a gossipy bitch. He's in love with the job he was destined and cursed to have. He wears fanny packs. He's cried on air as many times as he's laughed. He has a true crime podcast. He calls his husband Kittycake. He has been a my fictional friend for over ten years.

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #i am having feelings about my wtnv relisten #cecil gershwin palmer #cecilos #carlos the scientist