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the-kipsabian · 6 months
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gxlden-angels · 2 years
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When leaving christianity, it is very important to sort through it. I struggle with holding myself to a christian standard but with secular goals. Some feel the need to lash out and "sin" but you gotta sort thru why you feel like that action is a sin.
Cussing is a christian sin. Drinking and smoking is a christian sin. Even having chronic anxiety is a christian sin. None of these are actually automatically moral strikes against you. Most humans don't care. People live on a plane of neutrality. You can simply live. There is no counter ticking up and down with each choice you make. There is no scale weighed against you. You do not have to be perfect. You don't even have to be good. You can just exist in the gray space that is our existence.
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luxgalador · 1 year
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My body and endocrine system: "We are pleased to announce that you are not pregnant and are going to initiate the period.exe protocol aggressively in response
Also my body: *lacking the standard hardware for this*
Me: Oh that won't be necessa-
Body: "PULL THE LEVER KRONK!"
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truthhoneyandashes · 9 months
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Ok so I cracked. Haven't done that in awhile.
Thankfully, I didn't no-show my job or drop out of an expensive educational program. I just withdrew my candidacy from the recruiter and am putting the job hunt on hold.
So better than some of the stress cracks I've had over my life.
2 fucking months.
I am taking 2 months off from everything but taking care of myself.
I have paid vacation in August. I have severance pay to cover September. I am not going to wiggle on this. I need that time. I am not mentally healthy right now and I'm pretty sure what I need is rest.
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weaponizedhorse · 1 year
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So when any mild to moderately bad things happen to me I say "If x doesn't go right I'm going to kill my self" but no joke my mother completely unironically says "I'm going to unalive myself" and I find it so funny and endearing everytime<3
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HAPPY MONDAY LOOK WHO IT IS IT'S CAT
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nonebinary-leftbeef · 9 months
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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demadogs · 1 year
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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my-maehem · 5 months
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Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨
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Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet
Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…
I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—
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caressthosecheekbones · 2 months
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just stopped myself from making a flex post like the "if you don't have something nice to say, say nothing"-person that i am. instead you're getting this. you're welcome sweaty <3
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noisemachinedotcom · 3 months
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hellaephemeral · 5 months
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happy birth to me may my old people bones (i am lit 22) continue to carry me through life and towards my future husband taz skylar/sanji (i’ll take either☝️☝️☝️i am not picky)
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reineydraws · 7 months
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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌
✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️
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citrussly · 1 month
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formative part of your childhood and/or early internet usage?
or pick whichever one is your main one today. i'm not a cop, i won't know.
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cyanomys · 9 months
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hamable · 22 days
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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.
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