#i am but a simple woman

[madrewrites]

absolutely fckd of the heartbreak high writers to make spider speak french. absolutely fucked.

have they no compassion for my poor nerves.

#heartbreak high #spider heartbreak high #heartbreak high season 2 #i am but a simple woman #i hear french #i forget douchebaggery #don't do this to me #please i'm actually begging you #bryn chapman-parish #this is in no way excusing his behaviour #but like attractive man speak french #brain go brrrrrr #you know?

[internal-soundtrack]

How Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse got me right now

#they made him so fucking hot #and for what #with that slutty waist and voluptuous ass #AND Oscar Isaac voicing him #I hate that he’s doing my boy miles like that #but he’s so fucking fine #i am but a simple woman #going on absolute miguel o’hara brain rot #the fanfic writers are holding up society right now #inside you there are two wolves #miguel o’hara could choke me #the urge to love and protect miles morales #miguel o'hara #miles morales #spider man 2099 #across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse

[shezamaverick]

Them.

#I am but a simple woman #tom hiddleston #matt smith #mine

[recycledchicken]

Practising my audio mixing with this one! 

Original post is from @cryptidtumbleweed​ 

Please go and follow them, they have pretty neat fanfics and their art is super cute!

#night at the museum #natm #jedediah smith #octavius #jedtavius #Please excuse the horrible voices #i am but a simple woman #who enjoys the funky little figurines #Even though I am an scaredy cat and would cry if i saw them come to life

[idungoofed]

No thoughts only Pedro in a white tee✨🫠

#i don’t know why but it just hits different #i am but a simple woman #pedro pascal #mine: pedro pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedrohub #din djarin #agent whiskey #Javier peña #javi gutierrez

[kenziem-posts]

Eddie: *rips off his guitar pick necklace, eyes full of rage and radiating massive levels of testosterone*

✨“Chrissy, this is for YOU”✨

💪🏼😡🤘🏼

My ovaries:

#I am but a simple woman #eddie munson #eddie stranger things #eddie x chrissy #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #edssy #chrissy cunningham #chrissy stranger things

[whatever-dude]

i just want to yoink his curls and watch them boing back up

#alec bohm #i am but a simple woman #i need to play with that hair immediately #ugh #i love it so much #hes so pretty #phillies #philadelphia phillies #mlb #7.30.23 #now & forever

[heylabodega]

I do love how you can tell a Josh Schwartz show by just the most basic-ass quirky millennial needle drops that absolutely do make your heart ACHE or sing or race.

#i am but a simple woman #i hear band of horses i tear up

[lewmagoo]

something about miles as al ruddy is so damn sexy. i think it's because he's so big and broad and manly looking

#i am but a simple woman #i see broad shoulders and big hands and i fall to my knees #miles teller #the offer

[thedarkestgreys]

hello universe i humbly request more fics where fexi undresses each other during sex scenes please and thank you 🙏🏻

#i am but a simple woman #why do they always gotta just get naked right away make it ✨INTERESTING✨ #fexi fanfic

[zorosdimples]

i wanna say that i hate that i’m into toji, but honestly? it’s the dilf allure. it’s to be expected.

#i am but a Simple Woman

[onedirecton]

that Dokyeom magazine pic has really hastened the brain rotb

#i am but a simple woman #I must look. I must look away. I must look directly at him. I am closing my eyes

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

Why is it so hard to understand? I want to decorate my house like a Gothic mansion, I want it to look like a place fairies and hedgewitches can thrive, I want it to look like a gay 19th century professor chose the wood paneling. I want my house to make a medieval king feel at home with tapestries hanging from the wall, I want a conversation pit. I want everything to be covered in moon and stars with a glass roof. I want 80s and 90s Memorabilia dotting the crystal counters. I want a bathroom that shines and sparkle. I want pink. I want chocolate brown and deep blue. I want stained glass windows. I want a comfy couch and place to keep all my cups.

It's like not too much to ask.

#I am but a simple woman #hahaha Im sure I could think of more XD #can never pin my taste down to one thing #decor #cricket chirps

[tangerinesunbeam]

about to start series 12 of taskmaster and i am anticipating my swift and irreversible descent into being deeply deeply in love with victoria coren mitchell

#uh oh ! #taskmaster #look she’s CLEVER and WELL SPOKEN and FUNNY #i’ve never watched anything of hers properly because i know it’s gonna be bad afshjfkg #i am but a simple woman #s

[eddiemunsonbby]

there is something so deeply personal to me about joe keery singing the words "brand new baby girl" over and over.

like, i love the words baby girl leaving this mans mouth and i will not accept any judgement on it

#lexah rambles #joe keery #djo #brand new baby girl #i am but a simple woman #Spotify

[undeadchestnut]

I other news, I'm still thinking about Torrin from S03 Ep02 of Love, Death & Robots. This might be the most niche bs I've gotten myself into yet.

#I am but a simple woman #too niche to even draw fanart or anything so all I have are thoughts