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anonymous-ace72 · 1 year

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After watching the newest Owl House episode, I think a funny cosplay group would be several people dressed up as various Golden Guards + Caleb, with one other person as Belos. And then throughout the time spent at a convention, they all just torment him the whole time.

#posts from the void #the owl house #for the future #golden guard #caleb wittebane #emperor belos #phillip wittebane #I call dibs being Caleb #if I didn't already have solid plans for the upcoming cons I'm going to this year I'd squeeze him in #and I am not doing three days again #it was fun but dear god it was a nightmare #m'kay that does it I'm doing it #it's too tempting

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sapphorror · 3 months

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Short Moderate Length List of Small(ish) Things I Appreciate About The Wettening

Dib being conspicuously absent from the opening pan of the classroom, only to cartoon-teleport into existence at Zim’s desk the second Zim starts expressing mild apprehension at the sight of unfamiliar weather. This kid spends his time just hanging around staring at Zim, waiting for him to show the slightest sign of discomfort, confusion, or unease in order to immediately taunt him about it—and the surrounding chaos, if anything, is just an opportunity to come watch even more closely. We all already knew this, but it still kills me to see it in action.

Also, he’s animated popping up from below, and like… were we meant to interpret this as him just chilling underneath Zim’s desk? No, absolutely not—but is it funny (and, to add to the hilarity, miraculously somehow not completely unbelievable within the context of the show) to imagine that he was? Yes. Yes it is.

Zim confidently walking out into a downpour he has already confirmed to be acidic just because Dib implicitly dared him to—no one’s looking, Dib hasn’t even said anything or made a claim against his humanity, Zim just can’t stand to give Dib the satisfaction of seeing him vulnerable or afraid of something (which backfires pretty spectacularly, since I’m pretty sure ‘writhing on the ground shrieking in indescribable agony’ is a significantly worse look in terms of appearing vulnerable, but all’s well that ends in Victory For Zim, I guess).

Also Zim's little baffled gesture right beforehand like he's silently asking Dib to confirm he's not hallucinating the rain dance (he does not receive an answer)

Gaz presumably seeing Zim sneaking up behind her brother, saying nothing and making no reaction that’ll tip Dib off… only to immediately be made to regret her choices when she gets caught in another splash. Shows her for trusting Zim to be at least a little bit cool about tormenting Dib (honestly, we see her exact fitting justice on Dib at the end of the episode, but I cannot imagine she wasn't still planning to do something equally petty to Zim).

The faucet drip scene and the underlying awareness that this is just what Zim and Dib do to each other during class. Every day. It is, in fact, probably one of the least disruptive forms their constant warfare takes on a routine basis. Suddenly I understand a little bit of why their entire class hates them.

Also Dib’s happy face while he's terrorizing Zim into a shell-shocked stupor is absurdly cute and heartwarming. If I cropped that picture no one would ever guess what he's smiling about. This kid? A sadist? Impossible.

“I don’t even feel good about winning this one,” and it's said with his hands clasped together, practically vibrating with glee, his expression vaguely reminiscent of a teenager in the throes of hormonal infatuation (the hypothetical object in this case not so much being Zim himself as a personified abstraction of Zim’s suffering). If someone hit him with the Return of Keef happy goo in this exact moment, I am completely certain it would kill him. His statement is only true insofar that a more accurate term for his current state of being would probably be euphoric. I take back everything I’ve ever said about Zim being unreasonable in this episode—he was merciful.

Also this face the moment Zim gets up and starts threatening him. Zim still isn't even all that intimidating at the moment, but Dib knows he just fucked up. Maybe he's getting flashbacks to Dark Harvest.

Dib’s ridiculous water balloon device. Seriously. I feel like it gets (reasonably) overshadowed by the sheer absurdity of Zim’s entire operation, but it really is so amazingly stupid and pointless in a way that is… not dissimilar to the ultimate Irken water balloon. Not only is it really not necessary for the task it's meant to accomplish, it's actively detrimental in that it slows Dib down, blatantly telegraphs his attacks, and reduces accuracy by a significant degree. The only actual benefits I can think of would be the exponential increase in force and range and the instant accessibility of a water supply—the former of which is totally unnecessary in this scenario and the latter being possible to accomplish with a much simpler device (or even just… a water tank). To summarize, it is an incredibly impressive feat of both skill and creativity in design that is also completely and utterly useless! Which is just the perfect demonstration of what I mean when I say Dib really does share nearly all of Zim’s flaws, just to a less obviously ridiculous degree—he comes off just calm and clever enough to pass as moderately reasonable at a glance, and in some ways, that makes him more of a potential flight risk than Zim. At least that's a lunatic you see coming.

Irkens are collapsible, apparently

#invader zim #zim #dib #gaz #meta #just a little #my meta #iz posting #zadp #natterings #for the record i am not unaware of the irony in saying zims the lunatic you see coming #when the empire was ultimately surprised by the worst of his crimes enough times over that he was able to commit them all #and even now after impending doom 1 and the trial he is STILL consistently underestimated in the damage he can continue to do #whereas dib has spent his entire life being called crazy by literally everyone he knows (and many he doesnt)#all for ENTIRELY the wrong reasons #but hey #thats exactly the kind of counterintuitive comedy that the iz universe runs on #anyway i may or may not do this for more episodes as i rewatch with my sibling #or honestly just in general #because there is nothing i enjoy more than pointing out tiny details that are entertaining to no one besides me #i've always been especially fond of the wettening though #like literally always dating back to when i was 7 #probably earlier but my memories only go back so far #its very fun seeing how wildly the specifics of how i love this show have drifted over the years #favorite episodes. favorite characters (i mean always gaz on some level but the ones that plague me the most)#but it is sometimes even better to observe the very specific points that have remained constant #if still evolving in complexity

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nichiperi · 3 months

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Fuck it we ball. Have more long-haired Dib. 👉👽👉

#i saw a post about not posting art and i felt called out so. here we are. i am feigning confidence as i throw this in your faces.#am i 100% happy with this one? ehhhhhh #i fought tooth and nail with this thing in the editing process ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ #BUT. it is as done as it shall ever be so OFF INTO THE UNIVERSE IT GOES.#invader zim #dib membrane #zadr #my art #tw eyestrain

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ozdical · 4 months

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JUS FOUND THIS GUY IN A TEXT BOOK??

#objectum #IM CALLING DIBS ON TURNING THIS GUY INTO AN OBJECT HEAD BTW HEHEHEH #i dont even know what the object is but boy am i excited to learn #LEARNIN BOUT IT IN AN HOUR OR SO #cal cackles

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asurius · 11 months

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I love the idea of Monkey!Reader for many reasons but like, imagine an isekai’d monkey reader (or just one without a home to return to) who is lamenting not being able to go home (whether or not because it’s simply not possible or because there’s no way they can go home as a monkey) only to be met with Wukong who just like…casually flicks their ear or somethin and goes “Your a Sun now. Sun Y/N. Bam. Now you have a home.”

Like he’s super protective of the monkeys on his own mountain and considers every single one of them to be his family so I think he’d just immediately call dibs on M!R (or any other monkey in need of a home for that matter)

#lmk #ittw reader #ittw #jttw #jttw x reader #sun wukong x reader #Sun Wukong looking at a monkey that’s not one of his and being all like ‘is anyone gonna call dibs? cuz I am’

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falmerbrook · 5 months

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I have this thing where the more emotionally invested I am in a fictional character, or the more time I've spent developing them in my head, the less willing I am to share any of my thoughts about them or talk about them ever. In my head I'm like "yeah you could say I'm the certified [character] lover" but literally none of you will ever know that about me because I have never mentioned that character once.

#i think its that the more emotionally invested i get in something the more guarded i am about it #im like this about my hobbies irl too #mine #to make it even weirder when there is someone who is also super into the character i feel like theyve unofficially called dibs and im not #allowed to post my own thoughts about them

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devilofdots · 1 year

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While I do love Cinderella in Ep. 4 of Neverafter, I suspect that something deeper is going on than “the princesses are good and are doing the right thing, and the fairies are bad and doing the wrong thing”. It’s too obvious and straightforward, ESPECIALLY for a Brennan Lee Mulligan Horror Season. Also, the undead fairy from Ep. 3 said that she was trying to fix the Neverafter — reiterated in her efforts to convert Gerard to her side (I think they were the same fairy? If not, my point stills stands). Meanwhile, Cinderella and the princesses want to change their stories and take control of them — and for good reason. However, given the information from the other characters’ vignettes, it seems as if there are stories that have already been written and/or have predetermined “happily ever afters”. So it seems that while the fairies are clearly wicked, their efforts to preserve those preset happily ever afters may actually be working to end the Neverafter and save the stories/universe. And while the princesses are clearly morally good and just, what they are trying to accomplish will destroy the world by worsening the Neverafter. If this is the case, it presents an interesting moral quandary for the PCs, especially with the manipulation from both sides, seeing as some PCs WANT their predetermined endings while some want to write new endings.

#I am absolutely calling dibs on this theory #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #Cinderella Neverafter #Brennan lee mulligan #dropout #dimension 20 #princess rosamund du prix #prince gerard of greenleigh #pib neverafter #ylfa snorgelsson #pinocchio neverafter #mother timothy goose

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satirn · 9 days

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BABY HOTLINE, PLEASE DIAL 9 TO GET OUT !! ❤️🩷🤍

[heres a timelapse :P]

#who is he calling? its up to youuuu!!!!#invader zim #dib membrane #iz dib #BLAST THAT FOOL WITH THE PINK BEAM!!!!!#lovecore #loooove me some lovecore hehehe #veryy veryy pink i love it. i dont use pink as much as i wanna </3 #p♡g☆#art #my art #digital art #clip studio paint #theres a touch tone telephone spirit phone reference in here somehwere but i am tired </3

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shima-draws · 1 year

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hi shima! thoughts on an asu/kiri/eugeo polycule?

I love Yujikirisuna I think it's really cute!! Also the general concept is hilarious bc I feel like Kirito would be super guilty about catching Feels for Eugeo while he's dating Asuna but then Asuna sees Eugeo and she goes oh no yeah. I don't blame you at ALL just look at him. Look at his butt. He has a cute butt. And Kirito's just like oh 😳 Oh okay 😳

#Asuna: Am I allowed to call dibs? Can I do that?#Kirito: WH. NO?? I CALLED DIBS FIRST???#Meanwhile Eugeo is COMPLETELY oblivious. And also very jealous that they're dating lol #SAO #Sword Art Online #Yujikirisuna #Kirito #Asuna #Eugeo #Shima answers questions

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unpretty · 1 year

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does anyone want any of these fairyloot/illumicrate exclusives

#original #shitty couch phone pic bc i am lazy #in case anyone wants to call dibs #yes i still have the goddamn trinket dish #my experience of their throw blankets is that they are stupid soft #but i have. so many.

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dark-elf-writes · 5 months

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IS HIBARI PULLING A DRESS CODE VIOLATION ON A GROWN ASS MAN WHO NEVER WENT TO HIS MIDDLE SCHOOL OVER HIS EYEBROWS

#the elf talks #reborn #khr watch #who am I asking of course he is #had to pause to cackle about this for wayyy too long #hibari: your eyebrows are wack and you beat up one of the students I called dibs on. you must die.

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lil-miss · 6 months

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you are the lesbian zadr person yes.

i bring to you one thing to ponder, Vixen by Destroy Boys. has the Vibes™️ to me lol

First: I love how that’s a statement and not a question.

I’ve been dubbed “The Lesbian ZaDr Person” by a mutual so I guess it’s official now.

Second:

How dare you pull up and be so correct? /j

This is just Zim after she realizes she has feelings for Dib. Like, I have the entire plot of Galaxy Girls in my head (and like two handwritten journals), and it makes even more sense than you know.

Congratulations, I’m adding this to the playlist.

#also Zim unironically calling Dib a ‘vixen’ is hilarious in concept alone #I am the lesbian zadr girl now #I just noticed that this is officially the 80th song on the galaxy girls playlist #lesbian alien posting #homestead homestuck housewife #galaxy girls iz #zadr #invader zim au #invader zim fanfiction

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unknownarmageddon · 1 year

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What if

DANCE!KILLER

#Armageddon rambles woah #I am seeing the possibilities #I have the drawing itch and I wanna draw this guy SO bad cause I’ve never seen a dance variant of Killer before #I call dibs if anyone sees this /hj /lh

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kyojuuros · 6 months

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