#i am doing this whole blog thing wrong

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Dude I don’t know where you’re getting this information that 13-14 guys can’t be tall at all. Literally every guy in my freshman high school grade (13-15 year olds) were all 5’6-6’0 at the beginning of the school year and they were all actively growing taller as the year went by. Letting people think Nico is average height or tall is not hurting nobody and you are still entitled to your opinion that Nico can be short. I believe all of Nico’s of various heights can coexist peacefully.

I did say "average" height and was only referring to the fact that Nico's canon height is never explicitly stated. Anyways allow me to rephrase:

my grievances only lie with the wiki for being baselessly wrong. tall nico headcanoners i have no beef with you understand i am simply being silly goofy on my blog mwah mwah

#ask #Anonymous #i just think it's fun to acknowledge that people have gotten taller in recent generations #so Nico's generation is short by comparison #nico grumbling that he's average height by his standards #and like. idk in canon he's short. whatever. do whatever you want. i ignore canon all the time #quite frankly Rick wrote some lame-to-terrible stuff at times that i do not wish to acknowledge #some of it because it is blatantly offensive. some because he is simply Wrong. others because i just feel like it #that is the beauty of fandom and i will never tell anybody what they can or cannot do #except for people trying to insist something is canon to prove themself correct when it's not. cause that's rude #nico's height is canon is a vague ''shortish'' but also char heights are wildly all over the place anyways #theres no numbers it could mean anything. just scale Michael appropriately in comparison #so who fuckin knows. go wild. i'm not your boss #im just here. i just go here. #there's a reason i differentiate ''coded'' vs ''canon'' (heavy quotation marks) vs ''headcanon'' vs ''theory'' vs ''extrapolation'' #which is a whole fascinating literary analysis vs fandom thing you could get into but i am probably the only one who finds that interesting #short version: canon is simply a liminal state do whatever you want forever #and please never take anything from my blog as strict fandom law or something i'm just saying shit. i just do this for fun.

[ongreenergrasses]

ok i’m using this time to actually properly reread the behemoth and i want to die

#.txt #the behemoth #would it be so bad if i just rewrote the whole thing from scratch??? would it???? #like i’m not going to. but good goddamn this needs a new everything #and yes i’ll post it. horrible horrible horrible. i’ll complain the whole next two to three months it takes me to revise bc i have to do a #whole fuckin rework before i can begin posting and smaller revisions as i go #also key to note that unless some of my mutuals from 2015 return from the war i will have zero overlap between those who read this blog and #those who read the behemoth. unless some of u have hidden depths #update. found a paragraph in the wrong fucking tense. have already realized i need to scrap three things and add about 5 pages of context. i #am maybe ten pages in lord help me

[kumokumotenshi]

One thing i find funny is that althought i am very obssesed with my elite four angels couples, none of them are canon in my headworld lol

Taffy x Zero is mostly just a mutual crush than anything else and they have their own reasons to not pursuing it. Taffy is busy with Olive and Zero is naturally one hell of a distant guy that preffers to ignore his feelings than knowledging then, they still get along, but sometimes is awkward for both to have a closer moment

Yuu x Youran is probably the one mostly likely to end up together? The feeling is mutual and they get along pretty well, Yuu just need a little push to finally declare to Youran. He's a nervous boy and he might not be so ready for a relationship

Lei x Fiore is funny, they are like a comedy trope to be honest. Fiore can have the biggest crush ever on Lei but he refuses to knowledge it, and when he does he just make it super awkward for both him and Lei. Fiore is a loser that has no relationship experience while Lei is more... curious about Fiore, whether or not Lei is oblivious to Fiore's feelings is completely ambiguous

Tsurugigozen x Engetsu is also a very possible one, althought i see them more as friends with benifits than an actual couple, they are both hard to win over as they are not really the romantic type so it would definetely take a while for them to go "yeah i love you, let's be boyfriends"

Also a little bonus with the two single boys; i'm actually super picky over Inga ships because i actually kinda preffer him to be on his own than be with a special someone? There are some Inga couples i like but none of them caught much of my attention, so i like him as a single dangerous seraph. :) Aes in my headworld is a child so he obviously will stay single, althought even if he grew up i'm not sure if he would be interested on someone, he's another one that likes to be on his own soooo- single boy!!

#hi guys im bored so i felt like rambling about angels for the 18373829283 time #i almost posted this on the wrong blog JSJSJAJJS #one thing i find funny is that i always do this with my ships; not only the angel ones but pretty much in a whole general #the funniest part is the fact that this only happens in okgm; i usually do make my ships canon in my headworlds of other fandoms #i dunno sometimes i like stuff when they are not real #there is literally a canon couple i dislike simply because they are canon; i would like them so much more if they were fanon #what am i talking about? dunno; i just wanna type stuff

[wibble-wobbegong]

#curious #am i too hyper focused on mike #head in my hands gripping my hair . js the mike bias going too hard #i love him and never wanna shut up about him but there is a drought in other characters that i do enjoy and maybe i need to get a more well #rounded perspective on the show #part of me really wants to talk about nancy because she also fascinates me and i disagree with the way a lot of people see her but maybe Im #the wrong one because i haven’t explored her character deeply enough #also i wanna talk about will because he’s will #but. anything other than mike takes mental energy #and with the creelarke stuff on the rise and the connections to peter does my attention go there #other option. i kill this blog and go insane in my room writing things in notebooks only to come back six months later with a whole new #state of being #or i just do the notebook thing and that’s it #i need to be locked away in a very dark padded room for a little while

[gingerbreadmonsters]

if my main goal was to get into arguments about people who aren't real, and explain for the millionth time that reading comprehension and critical thinking are actually useful skills that you should know, you do realise that i just wouldn't bother with the whole writing thing, right?

#its so funny to me when anons come into my inbox ready to get in a fight #like..... you must realise that i have the home turf advantage here right? #an ask full of half-hearted roasts and unusual spelling is not going to convince me that i am wrong and evil #i like to spend my time on the internet doing things that are fun and that don't piss me off #so why exactly do you think i'm going to waste my time dunking on you when i don't agree with you? #if i don't like what you have to say the quite frankly i don't have to talk to you on my blog #in the same way that you owe me nothing - i actually owe YOU nothing as well #i am not entitled to your time and attention and you should not treat me as though i am #and in the same way - you are not entitled to my time or attention either #if you have something to say and your first thought is 'i have to be on anon bc i don't want anyone to know who i am'? #then know that i am laughing at you very hard #say it with your whole chest and own up to that being your opinion - or sit down and stop talking #actually i have a better idea - BLOCK ME and THEN go and do whatever else you were doing #i assume it's maths homework or a book report or something #we don't need to agree - and to be honest i don't really care what your hot takes are about people who don't exist #do enjoy your evening

[theorangerangers]

How do you feel about the JaviAmelia shippers who hate on OllieAmelia (and Ollie in general)? For me, I think it's kind of silly and we should respect each other's ships/faves even if they aren't for us

I do think we should respect each other’s ships but I would be lying if I said the actions of some Javiamelia shippers haven’t left a sour taste in my mouth. I had someone attack me on a post I made about having a feeling about Amelia and Ollie being cannon as well as quite few people thinking it was appropriate to slide into my DMs about it. Ollie is almost a modern Connor in my eyes, (everyone knows a jerk like this in real life and generally he is also receiving the same character arch as Connor did). I like Ollie a lot he reminds me of my dad for all the good and bad that comes from a guy who told me that ‘it’s only multi variable calculus, it should be easy’ (it wasn’t but I still love him even if he wasn’t too happy with my B-). He’s also really really funny in the context of a show that fully acknowledges mystic force happened in a way similar to Preston believing in magic. I think we should make some fun of him but no more than any other ranger because also it’s a bit like how everyone hated on Dax in Operation Overdrive but when I rewatch, sure I cringe a little but he’s still fun in his own right. There’s a difference between making some light hearted ribbing at a character’s expense and then just whatever’s been going on with some of the Javi x Amelia shippers.

Generally though I didn’t care about Javi x Amelia either way I just figured it was different but nothing else about it until people attacked me just just reading into the subtext of a children’s show which since it for children normally follows a predictable plot. after that even just seeing that ship made me feel rotten inside and I’ve done my best to block it since it’s not the ship it’s self that’s ever made me feel any type of way but the my way or the high way kind of shippers and the way they’ve made me connotate being yelled at online with their ship . As a veteran of the supernatural fandom I can easily say this is not the worst thing I have ever seen on tumblr but it feels different when people choose to call you a bad person just for making one post about a couple in a kids show that was very obvious from a story telling stand point since most of the time when they have two rangers pretend to be a couple early in the show they almost always end up cannon by the end so the psychic scene kinda gave it away for me. It’s a pattern we’ve seen multiple times in the show like with Shelby and Tyler and I thought it was kinda cute so I made a post which opened Pandora’s box of just unwarranted attacks.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with the ship and Ollie is a good character and I wouldn’t have him be replaced with anyone else on the show but the way the shippers feel the need to act sometimes does make me actively avoid it block it on all my socials. I don’t have a problem with anyone who ships anything or likes any character as long as they don’t come after me for liking something else or taking something I’ve made for my ship and turning it into something it isn’t to fit their views.

Frankly I only post as much Ollieamelia on my blog as I do now as a way to ward off more people like that. If you don’t like sand, stay out of the sandbox.

#power rangers #dino fury #I was bullied as a kid and didn’t really have many friends growing up and it lead to a lot of anger issues even now #so I really just don’t care for their attitudes #because they really just push my buttons #one of my main ways of dealing with things that makes me angry is just avoiding the people and things that remind me of them #so there’s nothing in my eyes wrong with Javi x Amelia it’s just anger inducing at times #not because of the ship but the shippers #like Pavlov’s dogs that ship is the bell for me sometimes #I’ve never gone after anyone unprovoked #there are times where I do wish I had stayed a lurker on this site because of these people #I have actively considered taking this whole blog down and removing everything from my AO3 because of them #getting rid of discord while I’m at it and just rebuilding from there #I want it to make me less angry though which is why I made that meme #because they should never have that kind of power over me while they hide behind a screen #i don’t owe anyone anything about any ship but if they can be civil I can civil #I am trying to be the bigger person by making that meme to show we do have something in common #it’s the same show we all like after all

[kitschietalks]

they put your girl in the fandom and they made her way more aggressive and unreasonable than she is in canon. yeah it's to make her male counterpart seem like he's the calm one who's in the right. or to provide a source of angst for another male character. yeah. sorry

#yeah this is about irida pla #dont get me wrong i dont personally MIND the whole 'pearl clan hates pokeballs' fanon thing #but i was so surprised to encounter that first #then play pla and see irida's 'oh pokeballs are just your tools of choice' right after the first battle w her #however i AM mad that ppl treat her dynamic w adaman like he's Calm And Collected and she's Constantly Telling Him To Kys #like thats not how it works they both equally deliberately push each others buttons #adaman clearly loves teasing people and irida most of all bcos of her reactions #anyway #i should make a talking tag for posts on this blog hmm. #kitsch speaks #basic bitch tag but it'll do

[ablednt]

In general though it's nigh impossible figuring out your support needs and where the fuck you fall on anything when you're an abuse survivor because you were always forced to be whatever your abuser(s) wanted you to be.

Like even my therapist thinks I'm so well spoken and fine and barely need help but I'm over here in hell trying to push myself to exhaustion because I never learned to rest I never learned to recognize where I need help

#this isnt a continuation of that last reblog or a vague or anything #I've just been struggling with this shit a lot lately #why does everyone think I'm fine? i lay in bed all day in agony cause i simultaneously cant get my brain to start and cant get it to shut up #and it's even more wild trying to figure that out on this blog bc like #I do NOT sound like this elsewhere not even in text really? #if u talk to me on discord or in a casual setting i mostly manage by repeating the same few words #i don't know how to respond a lot of the time #on here it's like. I'm absolutely exhausting myself to communicate Clearly and should I even really be doing that? idk #but it's not so much intentional as it is a subconscious defense mechanism #if I just communicated the way i normally do on here people would get confused or angry at me #just wording things slightly wrong has gotten me attacked on here before (nothing recently this isnt a vaguepost/srs) so it's like #yeah I sound way more put together on here than I really am tbh #and I think that causes a lot of disconnect between the things I talk about and the way I talk about them #i mean hell even my therapist thinks I'm basically fine even tho i told her a math test made me want 2 kms so badly i gaveup halfway through #like ik forcing myself to talk like this was a survival technique but im scared it's causing me more trouble than it solves #cause no one takes my problems seriously everyone assumes I'm low support needs and i absolutely am not afaik but then again my whole #struggle is that idfk what i need or what my problem is or if i even have one i just need 2 shut up more is the thing

[taardisblue]

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#cleanwhiteroom #cwr #adding a disclaimer this time: Taka this post is about math spoilers #do NOT read it until you catch up #now that’s been said: #i was not necessarily planning on spending this evening crying over Daniel Destiny and Vala #AND YET HERE I AM #I don’t usually tag with the full username bc the main tag is intimidating but. god. god. #this is main tag material #this whole arc has been. i don’t even have words???? #what an incredible journey #but the closing!!!!! this chapter!!!!!! #im not being hyperbolic!!!! I’m genuinely crying!!!!!! #I was clutching a hand to my face as I read!!!!! not even in a cool or chill way there was nothing chill about this #yall I’m going insane someone PLEASE talk to me about this arc I’m SPEECHLESS #the sha’re thing????? YOU TAUGHT ME ABOUT LOVE?????? #IM SORRY I LEFT YOU IN THE DARK??????? #and then the SHELL #the SHELL #I was cry laughing through vala’s summoning but that turned back into pure crying REAL quick #also obsessed with Daniel and his new water sensitivity going to atlantis #I’m sure that will go really well #augh. i need to stare at the ceiling for two years. incredible. #shout out to tumblr for posting this to the wrong blog #why and also how. tumblr app you never cease to surprise me (derogatory)

[winter-spark]

Paused my queue and started using it as a secondary drafts box but I think I'm gonna try and go through it & unpause it. I'm sorta getting confused on how to use this site and need to return to my "roots"

#Half the things I reblog I dunno how to tag anymore #I also sorta miss/like spacing out posts like I'm always on or something idk #I used to come on to tumblr schedule abunch of stuff for my queue(1 a day) and then vanish for months #I even sorta did that when I was running a blog #I scheduled whatever here and didn't super bother w/ it #& had a whole post schedule for the other blog so I could make posts ahead of time and schedule them #That's not to say I didn't sometimes just post things while I was on but I also had a tag for that on that blog #nor am I saying I'll disappear for months here. just that I might start queuing posts again #Idk I just feel really disorganized everywhere so maybe I can try to organize here a little bit #I just sorta feel like if I go back I'll be doing it wrong now that I've seen how several other people do things here... #also I'm a whole heck of a lot more self conscious then back then #(I sorta blame specific fanspace(s) but also I mainly blame the bird app) #personal thoughts #Messages from the swamp #<- I guess

[the-moon-dealer]

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#thats not healthy #I was about to cry and just said to myself “man up” #like I'm feeling so suffocated by everything lately and dont really have anyone to talk to #I have my friends but some ive been “ghosting” for months and dont really feel like “hey you haha i havent responded in months haha” #So just no #family wont happen lol #its just the feeling of being alone all the time #I can reach friends for games hear their problems and help it #but I dont really feel like sharing because I thinks their problems are way bigger so i just dont #so here I am holding my crying for a whole year without saying a word to anyone because “man up” #so thats what I can do lol #come here on my 15 yo blog to say how I feel #I dont really feel like the things are right #everything is wrong #nothing right about myself or my life #same goes to work lol #like im looking for a job rn and the email i got this morning was basically like #“hey we love the resume and videos but we dont think you fit in since you have a major and all the other papers so yeah youre too good”

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

#ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #dashboard simulator #dash simulator #dashboard sim #dash sim #unreality #fake dashboard #fake dash #post simulator #long post #average day on lawblr i think #'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh #but sometime after turnabout serenade. #'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh

[teapsoon]

they fucking suck so bad

#look i know im fuckin invalid cuz i never communicate my damn needs but it's my blog and i get to be hurt on main #this whole fucking room reeks of coffee which isn't helping the breakdown #gross ass floor coffee i have to fucking pull up that stinks more with the friction #the heat #but goddamnit while yes 3/5 are new to dnd one started in 2021 one in 2022 those two have no fucking excuse not to understand that interact #is the basis of this fucking game. why are they so fucking concerned with being right #3 of them don't fucking understand that a story isn't good without conflict i fucking hate anxious people #i don't want what's good for me i want the goddamned spice you fuckers #do things wrong. push bad buttons. im thinking about fucking r/secondhealthbar-ing my goddamned final boss because of the spice #i cannot give you anything if you give me nothing back standing on the goddamned sidelines #go watch someone elses strahd podcast #they can't even be assed to remember my lore. they spent 20 minutes fuckin recapping last time #WHY ARE YOU HERE. #WHAT IS THE POINT. GO SPEND YOUR WEEKEND WITH PEOPLE YOU'LL ACTUALLY TALK TO #because obviously you'd rather talk about doing your fucking hair than getting back to my goddamned game #you dont even have the courtesy to show up on time when my time is goddamned limited #no one else is ever going to be as invested as i am but i cant fucking keep being around people unwilling to fucking heart me out #this is just a way to blow time to these assholes #they keeo fucking begging me for combat and they KNOW they hate combat #why. #this is even fucking disregarding me pinging them 4 times over 5 days trying to figure out what to fucki g prep next and they wouldnt give #me the goddamn time of day to just fucking answer something that they want to do in my goddamned capaign #i am trying to prepare the game and you dont fucking tell me what you want to play and im going to cancel the goddamned session #what is it #dont put effort into people who wont put effort into you? the main goddamned theme of my campaign? shouldve fucking seen it sooner #i know you're busy my ass i pointedly fucking told you i wasnt #negative

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

I am not the asshole, and I think this whole thing is stupid, but I was promised that if I sent my side of things to this blog I could pick the hotel for our honeymoon, and I am marrying a man who once tried to take me BACKPACKING of all things, so this ask has become a necessity. In light of that:

AITA (I'm NOT) for planning the seating for our wedding in a logical way?

I got engaged in June, apparently in part because of my partner writing in to this blog (I don't know how to find or link to his posts, but I'm the man who got the cat to bite him, if that rings any bells?). At any rate, for the past ten weeks, I've been in the beginning stages of planning our wedding with my fiance, whom I have been secretly attempting to remove from the planning process as much as possible. I have ALREADY been given a list of his must-haves, and I AM incorporating as many of them as our budget allows. This has NOTHING to do with the emotional side of the event, and EVERYTHING to do with the fact that this is an idiot with no real planning experience or taste who thinks he knows more than me.

For the most part, this has worked very well. I'm the one who's been collating all the contact information for things, so I just replaced all the emails for the tacky companies with false addresses, responded to his inquiries as the companies to say the date was already booked or the price was outside our budget, and let him filter his way to the ones I DO like on his own. I also made a fuss about being "willing to compromise" on the few things he's picked I'm completely fine with in the hopes I can use it to make him compromise later, and have been humming portions of the songs I want on the playlist in the hopes he'll think he came up with the idea to include them himself.

None of this is the real problem. The PROBLEM is that he is deliberately ruining my seating chart, by moving our horrible friend's seat when I'm not looking.

The man in question dated both of us at one point in our VERY early 20s (both ended BADLY), is generally the messiest person we know, and will almost certainly get sloppy drunk and try to make a speech IF he does make an appearance. I'm banking on the fact that he won't, because he's also ridiculously wealthy, and will almost certainly send us some very lavish gift in lieu of coming.

He is SUPPOSED to be sitting beside my fiances aunt, at the same table as his grandmother, his work friend, and her girlfriend, because all four of these women are stone cold terrors who I believe are more than capable of keeping him in line on the slim chance he does come. My fiance INSISTS they won't be able to have any fun if they're running interference all night, and keeps moving him to sit at the head table instead. You know, where WE are. I finally caught him switching the label magnets on my planning board last night, and confronted him.

I tried leveraging how much I've been compromising already, that he's almost certainly going to RSVP no, and that I shouldn't have to deal with him on our big night. My fiance said he knew about all the fake emailing and such, and told me, and I QUOTE: "Look, the mind game shit was hot when it was just about the colour scheme or whatever, but I actually care about this. So you can suffer with everybody else, or you can do the normal thing and not invite a guy you hate to our wedding, you weirdo."

I said that if I did that, it would take out half his groomsmen, he called me an asshole and said I should go explain this to "literally any rational adult" so they could tell me I was in the wrong, and now here we are.

Would you recommend calling my fiance's bluff, since he doesn't want the man sitting near us either? Or should I focus on ensuring he'll turn down the invitation no matter what, so the matter of where he WON'T be sitting can be a moot point?

What are these acronyms?

Original post

The update

#aita #am i the asshole #the saga of proposal anon

[bluejutdae]

“Oh, let there be hotel complaints” | Chan x you

warnings: nsfw, D/s dynamics, face and pussy slapping, overstimulation, mention of safewords, Daddy kink.

This is just Chan brain rot and my mind gently suggested me the image of first time inexperienced Dom Chan who wants to try some BDSM but he’s too scared to hurt you so he decides he’a going to try on himself all that he’s gonna do to you…

Title from Dinner & Diatribes by Hozier

Chan has had plenty of vanilla sex, but then you introduced him to BDSM, and especially the concepts of Doms and Subs, and something switched in him. He started reading online forums and blogs. And when the topic arose again, he clearly told you he’s interested, but he won’t do it yet. Because the thing is: despite how hard even just reading stuff about it makes him, he has no experience, and he won’t risk hurting you.

So, he does what any good Dom should do in his eyes, he tries things on himself.

One day you turn home to find his face red and a bit swollen, but when you ask about it, he just distracts you with filthy kisses. What you don’t know is that he slapped and slapped and slapped himself until he deemed he had found the right strength to use.

Another day he disappears for the whole afternoon and, when you see him in the living room, he looks flushed and a little exhausted, but giddy. Just like Changbin when he maxes out at the gym and he’s incredibly tired but proud of himself. What you don’t know is that he spent the afternoon edging himself with a vibrator on his shaft and his tip and, after hours of denying himself, he came and proceeded to overstimulate himself, because it’s only logical to pair up the two experiences, right?

What you noticed though, is that there’s a change in him. He’s more assertive with you on some days, makes sure you eat and doesn’t let you go to sleep if you haven’t removed your makeup. Pushes you to sleep more when he knows you have had a bad day at work, and every time you comply and thank him for taking care of you, he kisses a little filthier, holds you a little firmer.

It’s months later when he asks if you can try something kinkier. You’re excited and happy and you start to mentally prepare yourself to be a good teacher without forgetting this is about pleasure. But then Chan shows you exactly how deep the still water runs deep.

“You’re gonna sit there” he says and he’s so commanding yet sexy you melt instantly. “And we’re gonna have a quick talk. Nothing too extreme is going to happen today, but I need to establish some rules”. You nod in response, and he looks at you with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. “You’re gonna use your pretty words, baby girl.” That’s it. Not a suggestion, not an option, a rule. Fuck, you knew he would be good at this.

“I understand.”

He’s quick with the rules: you must verbally answer, you’re gonna use the traffic light system for now, you must use the safe word if you need to, and the moment you think something’s wrong he’s gonna stop. You also must ask for what you want, not just take it.

Not too long later you’re on the bed, shirt previously discarded and clad only in your panties. And Chan is completely dressed, hovering over you. He’s been kissing you deeply and touching you just enough to make you want so much more. You’re embarrassingly wet and you’re sure you’ll have to throw away your panties. He’s holding your crossed arms at the wrists and, in doing so, he’s holding you down. You try to buck and raise your ass to relieve some of the dull aching you’re feeling in your core. “C’mon Channie, touch me.”

“But I am touching you…” he replies with a smirk on his lips. His free hand caresses your face, and he tests the gives of your lower lip with his thumb. When you suck on it, though, he takes it away and shakes his head. “What did I say?” You are lost, what happened? Did he say something?

“You’re just a cockhungry whore, uh? You can’t even wait for me to give you something, you’re so greedy you just want to take and take.”

Oh.

The realization in your face makes Chan smile. “There it is… tell me what you did wrong, and I might consider going easy on you.”

“I didn’t ask to suck your thumb-” he knows there’s something you want to add, he knows about your Daddy kink. And it turns him so fucking on, but he’s not gonna press about it. He considers your words and considers just letting it slide, but there’s flames licking at his insides.

“Too bad you didn’t ask, uh?”

Sudden, sharp pain irradiates on your left cheek and it’s less the pain and more the surprise that makes you gasp and, less than a second later, moan. Chan wants to apologize, years of conditioning making him feel guilty and mean and abusive, but he can’t deny what he feels.

He grabs your face, fingers splayed where he slapped mere seconds ago, wet thumb digging into the opposite cheek and kisses you messy and filthy, sucking your tongue in his mouth. Chan removes the last piece of clothing you have on and sits on his knees, with his thighs slightly spread apart. He holds your legs open with firm hands, one on your calf and the other clamped around your knee. He’s just… staring at your pussy. You try to squirm away and close your legs, but his eyes are suddenly on you. There’s a warning in his face that accompanies a displeased sound. “Sorry, sorry, I’m sorry” you blurt out trying to repair something before you do too much damage. You can feel wetness dripping down your folds, and Chan can too. “You’re so wet. Fuck, you love being on display for me…” He has never felt this. There’s a power rush, a shiver starting from his spine and moving towards opposite endings: towards his brain, making him lose words and making him want to act up, want to deliciously destroy you, making a mess of you and then put you back together; and on the other ending, traveling south towards his cock and balls. He’s been ready to cum the moment he sat you down and you agreed to do this.

“Love, are you just going to stare at me?” You ask when you grow too impatient to keep sitting still, a bit embarrassed too by his too focused staring. He shakes his head, and there is a quiet chuckle that can be heard in the room. His lips raise in a slow smirk, like he’s just been made aware of a secret, and you didn’t. And maybe he did.

Chan made plans for tonight. Plural. You told him you like not knowing everything in advance, so he planned different plans based on your responses to his actions. It was harder than organizing recording sessions. But since he saw your reactions earlier, he decides to stick to a precise plan. So, he acts in it.

Quickly and hard he delivers a slap on your inner thigh, the pain is a delicious sensation, hot and cold at the same time. A moment later the skin reddens to show Chan’s handprint and if possible, his cock gets ever harder. It twitches a little from where it’s hidden, head flushed and red, slowly but constantly leaking precum, forming a wet stain on his slacks .

“Fuck Chan!” You cry to his direction, eyes closed shut and brows knit in pleasure. You can feel heat where he hit you, and you want to press your fingers into it, wanting to feel the warmth and the pain and the pleasure. The moment you are ready to ask him for something, he delivers another slap in the same place. This time, though, Chan doesn’t let you breathe it out, doesn’t let you take your time to recover from it, no. He rakes his nails on your hot skin, watches as the skin quickly goes from red to white and to an even redder red where he scratched you. Digs his digits into your skin and revels in your gasps, feeling hot and ready to lose control, if a wind would blow in the room, he would cum in an instant. He’s ready for your next moan, your next gasp, but you’re quiet and your legs are trembling, and he’s scared he’s gone too far. He’s on the verge of apologizing, carrying you to the bathroom for a warm bath and cuddles and more apologies when he realizes he read you wrong. He didn’t give you too much, he gave you exactly what you needed, because -unbelievably so, for him- you’re coming. Clit untouched and your sopping hole twitching and throbbing around nothing, but you’re clearly coming. This is a different one, though. You’ve never been quiet while having an orgasm, but watching you with more attention calms him down, you look fine. He kisses you from your thigh to your cheekbone, stopping to nibble at your nipples, tongue lapping at your skin and sucking quick marks on you. “My pretty slut” a kiss on the nose, “you’re so greedy” a kiss on the right cheek, “your little pussy came untouched” a kiss on the forehead, “now I must give it some attention” a kiss on your chin. “Tell me your color?” He adds, tone sweeter and a hand caressing your face like you’re made of the finest glass.

“Green”. A smile appears on his face and he manhandles you to straddle his slacks covered thigh. Your wetness is seeping through the fabric, you squirm and he can see you’re embarrassed. “I told you I was gonna give it some attention. I want my baby girl to feel good.” He grabs you by your hips and forces you to move and grind your pussy on the fabric of his slacks. One of his hands sneaks into your hair and he pulls, stopping you from hiding into his neck. “No hiding. And stop hiding all your pretty sounds from me.”

The pleasure mixed with the overstimulation are overwhelming, and Chan’s new role is playing a big role in the moment and your arousal. His fingers are probably going to leave bruises in your skin, and you can’t wait to stand in front of a mirror to see them. Chan hands guide you back and forth and soon you’re clenching around nothing, “m’close Channie”, too desperate to control your movements.

“It’s okay, my baby. Just ask for it.” His hard cock is begging to be touched, still in the confines of his underwear and trousers. Yet, he has never been this hard and close to coming untouched. Your moans, the redness on your cheeks, the sweat matting your hair to your forehead and your incessant moans and cries of pleasure are making him lose his mind.

“Please Channie, can I cum?” You pant. “Let me cum, Daddy.” The last word is whispered, muffled into his shoulder but he hears it anyway. And he understands why you like it, the name giving him power, giving him a specific role, giving him the chance to give you exactly what you need.

“Then cum for Daddy.”

He watches you as cum, hands guiding your movements and his muscles flexing to give you as much pleasure as he can. He loves you like this, unabashed and free, vulnerable just for him.

But having you moaning and screaming his name is not enough. He doesn’t stop when you try to take a moment to collect yourself, he fixes his hold on your hips and forces your movements again. Back and forth, back and forth, again and again and it doesn’t matter how loud you whine, it doesn't matter your overstimulation, what matters now is making you cum another time. Anytime he pushes you towards him, he also pushes you down, setting an unforgiving pace that is torture on your sensitive clit. He’s relentless, but after just a few minutes you’re both rewarded with your legs clamping down on his thigh as you cum again. Unbelievably so, watching your second orgasm triggers his own orgasm and he moans your name loudly. He kisses you, messy and hungry, lips demanding and tongue insistent, claiming even your breath.

You’re gripping his shirt so hard, your fingers hurt. He delicately lays you down onto the bed and kisses you softly. As soon as his breathing comes back to normal, his worries come back too.

“Are you okay, baby? Did I hurt you? Was it too much? What do yo-“ you interrupt him with silly, quick kisses, trying to diminish his worries.

“I am more than okay.” A kiss. “I feel perfect.” A kiss. “You were perfect.” A kiss. “You’re always perfect, love.” A kiss. “I love you.” A kiss.

You kiss some more and he insists on showering together so he can take care of you and make sure you drink water and eat some fruit and chocolate. He tells you all about trying on himself what he did to you, and you’ve never loved him more.

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