imagine running for school president so you can finally beat the one kid you’ve been obsessed with since freshman year at something but instead the group’s arguably least qualified student decides to run against you and maybe you think you’d easily win over her EXCEPT the whole school LOVES her oh if i were kipperlily i’d be seething
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ok so we're all in agreement that the way the show is handling trixie and matthew's storyline is complete shite right?
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At this point everytime I see a "aroace is a spectrum!!1!!" applied to alastor to okay your shipping (romantic and sexual, not platonic/queerplatonic) I am just going to say "sexuality is fluid!!1!" and start shipping angel dust and vaggie
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My sincere reaction after finding out dream did a (really bad) cover of one day by Lovejoy at his OWN. CONCERT.
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Holy fuck, man. What a trip Fearne has been on, huh?
You tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life, you flatter her, you tell her you need her, that you have to do this together. You have her make a promise that has this woman, born of chaos and fey, agreeing through shaking hands and a trembling voice.
You make her deceive your friends; you make her follow where they cannot know; you make her help you into this contraption; you make her feed this thing into you despite the fact that you both have been warned extensively of the risks. You make her watch you crumble and splinter and shatter and fracture and burst and implode. You make her watch you die, over and over and over and over, for a minute in agonizing bullet time.
You make her do all these things, because when she tries to back out, when she tries to not be the one who let you do this—how could you do this—
you tell her, "YOU PROMISED."
Because if there's one thing you know, it's that the fey do not break a promise.
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rick riordan dickriders on here will be like "why are you complaining about the pjo tv show, go watch the movies and see what a bad adaptation really looks like" ok well listen to the musical watch it on youtube and see what a good adaptation looks like bitch. it can be done. as a fucking stage musical. what did that 15 million per episode do for disney that chris mccarell couldn't
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i feel a lot of yall that say they hate mahito are pre -tty comfy on that wagon. pretty sure some of yall would deep down let that him worm-wiggle in ur cooch. would probably let them dozen or so wiggling hands feel on you too. imagine the many touches he could leave with his mouth alone. or ur just scared to admit it and its okay. its okay you refuse to look closely at the chisel denting his torso. at the off guard pretty glances or the hair akin to a dead raccoon’s tail. maybe his luscious lashes fr turn you off or the pathetic way he giggles. its okay. his home isn’t much either, but its honest work if you kick away the rat bones to the other side, then its okay. he won’t be able to defend you either, but if you’re strong enough to be near him that’s okay!
see its okay 😌🧘♀️ you’re safe now. put down your pitchfork.
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clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him
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..I think it's very obvious when a mixed poc listens more to their white parent 😶
The brain dead takes I be seeing in regards to G3 Clawdeen is staggering like..yall don't have enough biracial characters to harp on?? The fuck.
G3 is so outrageously..white and made for white and other white passing people. Idk how to explain it but thats all I see what this show.
(And no. Some lgbt rep doesn't make this a good show. A few steps forward shouldn't ignore the several other steps back. Be so fr.)
It wouldve been GREAT if they just used new characters cuz like..I think we've gotten past the need for reboots, they're NEVER good (and they've made monster high seem far less accepting which..is a choice. And its not even about fashion anymore?? Like..do kids these days not like fashion dolls or something?? Cmon now.)
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Watching "To Where and Back Again Part: 1" and seeing Discord learn that the Changelings took Fluttershy and just going "Where?" with his eyes turning into slits and glow red.....
All I'm saying is, the Changelings got lucky that the "blocks all magic" throne existed......
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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me
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If you don’t put a see results then people are gonna just pick a random option because we’re not coming back in a whole ass week to find the poll
Its literally just a poll, its not that deep. Its for my own curiosity not as some massive scientific survey. People need to calm down about it, people are being real rude to me in the notes. I know its a bit janky cause i made it at 11pm and wasnt super with it. I dont care if its accurate, obv its gonna be skewed, but i didnt have another platform to do it on. If you care so much make your own fucking poll
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I looked at the songs for the new Mean Girls musical movie and.. why did they leave out all the songs that show Cady's feelings or emotional development?? Like... It Roars? More is better? Do this thing?? These are some of my favorite songs!!
Also I saw that they made a new song that probably replaced It Roars but I listened to it and.. it's really not the same (in a negative way)
I also heard the new version of Stupid With Love and I am so sorry, I'm totally fine if they decide to make changes to the songs but this is just. No. Because this version of the song is so not Cady. She is this little weirdo who for the first time falls in love and has such big emotions and doesn't really know how to handle them but also this crush makes her really happy and the new version just smashes that into tiny pieces and glues them back together with a weird rythm and music that is supposed to be slow and romangic but just really doesn't fit with the lyrics at all. Like I'm sorry but you can't say calcu-lust like that. You just can't
Both of these songs on the new album lack the absolute extatic excitedness Cady has for a lot of the musical which are a big part of what makes her a really lovable character in my opinion and they're also just all around very fun songs!! So to take that away and Also take away two other songs that show her inner world just makes me kinda sad :(
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jfc salt in the fucking wound
SO I FINALLY, AFTER FOUR YEARS, TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID
would you like to know. the ONLY place I have gone in the entire last week. the only place?
hauling up to boston to go to my job :))) that I am leaving :)))) because of how often they make me commute to boston :))))))) the job that I just gave my two weeks notice at on monday :))))))))
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