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arthursknight · 1 year
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it was absolutely buck fucking wild for the BBC to end merlin on christmas eve. we truly do not discuss that enough. they could have waited until January. they did not need to air the finale when they did. no one fucking forced them to do that i bet you my life on that. christmas eve people are with their families they're watching the Muppets they're having a good time no one is thinking "let's watch the beeb." and then like some weird kid in the family is like "oh the merlin finale is on" and now you're watching the most homoerotic death scene in the history of cinema? grandma is passed out on the couch kids are crying and king arthur is being cradled by his most beloved? what the fuck was the plan here. give me a reason
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sevdrag · 9 months
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@neil-gaiman i really hope youre in witness protection right now
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winepresswrath · 1 year
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Louis, 100 years later: My goal in this interview is to be honest with you and present a nuanced portrait of a complicated situation. I want to be clear, so I’m going to share something very important: Antoinette had a flat ass, and it’s not me who said so. A third party specifically pointed that out. It’s crucial that you know how flat her ass was, so you can have the full context of what happened. I hope you’re writing this down. Your readers should know.
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lymooniee · 2 months
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Calling your "best friend" your partner in every moment is clearly the gayest thing ever. No heterosexual man would call his "best friend" partner. None.
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malyen0retsev · 2 years
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people calling tao xu annoying are completely overlooking the fact that he is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD, and his life is shifting like sand beneath his feet. he watched charlie, one of his closest friends, get bullied by the very people charlie is now spending huge amounts of time with. he supported charlie through that, and doesn’t know that nick and charlie are secretly dating. his best friend elle has moved schools, and he supported her through her bullying and misses her desperately (and he is slowly falling for her, and scared of THAT friendship changing too).
the moment he finds out about nick and charlie, he drops the antagonism, accepts nick, and apologises to charlie, acknowledging his actions made it hard for charlie to tell him about nick. he is a straight boy who is unapologetically supportive and defensive of his queer friends, throwing words AND fists if necessary. he is a fifteen year old who wants the best for his friends, who loves them deeply. tao xu is not annoying. he is a boy with a heart of gold absolutely overflowing for those around him.
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qqueenofhades · 9 months
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Also for my Sandman/Good Omens followers, I wanna know why the Neil Gaiman Cinematic Universe consistently decides that the best way to have two immortal beings fall in love is a) for them to meet up consistently over the centuries (in the case of Aziraphale and Crowley) and b) have them get together consistently in a particular bar for a drink (in the case of Gabriel and Beelzebub).
/looks between them, looks back at Hob and Dream
I AM JUST SAYING.
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Number one red flag for someone reading wot is saying they hate all the female characters (and usually skip their povs)
Number two red flag is someone reading multiple books of wot and saying they hate rand. How. Why did you keep reading it then????
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lloydfrontera · 1 year
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i knew it there was no way in hell these fuckers would see the chance to absolutely crush my heart to smithereens and not take it of course they did a parallel with the illustrations of fucking course they did it wasn't enough for both of lloyd's and javier's thoughts to mirror each other they also had to do a visual comparison i am so normal about it i swear-
it's the way javier uses his own body to shield lloyd, the way he goes on to fight the very king of hell himself even while bleeding out, pushing the limits of what should be humanly possible over and over and over again because lloyd is still there and he's still not safe and if javier can give him even just one more minute, just one more second, then it'll be worth whatever pain, whatever exhaustion, whatever damnation may come for him, just so lloyd can be safe-
and it's the way lloyd uses his own body to shield javier, the way he walks to what he thinks will he his own death because when it comes to choosing between javier and him, well, it's not really a choice, no matter how much he hates to die, how much he wants to stay, how much he loves his new life, he still wants javier to live more, so he smiles and he laughs because maybe if he does it hard enough it'll be enough to ease javier's guilt just a little bit but his eyes are blurring and in the end he just thanks him for being with him all this time, tells him that the time they spent together was the happiest he ever was, and that if they only think of him every once in a while, if they don't forget about him-
it'll be enough for him.
y'know what, on second i am not okay about this actually
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nie-za-po-mi-naj-ki · 1 month
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"King and Lionheart" by Of Monsters and Man is IceMav coded.
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nicheappeal · 1 month
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2 Kids Room Ep.26 Hyunjin X HAN
"13" by HAN
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enyter · 2 months
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Ok, so Hazbin hotel theories, because I cannot rest:
(Spoiler if you did not see the first season!!)
Why is Lilith in heaven?
It can be that she just got bored of hell and wanted to sneak in heaven to chill from her responsibilities, and motherhood. Because we have seen in Eden that motherhood is not one of her priorities, or preference...
Or Lilith has some kind of plan that involves heaven, and gaining more power
Or she got redeemed??🤔 because I don't think Sir Pentious was the first soul that got redeemed... and that is why they made the killings in hell, so the souls have no time to develop🤔🤔 but I might be wrong, and cons are her vibe in the 1. season too. But I give her the benefit of the doubt.
Why I think Alastor is on Lilith's leash?
She has been missing for 7 years.
Alastor has been missing for 7 years
Zestial said that there is a rumor Alastor fell into holy hands...
And then it makes sense why he gives so much energy to Charlie's project🤔 because he was sent to protect Charlie, util Lilith eliminates Adam... now she has Lute in her hands, which means she has a legion of angels in her power... but the only question is, for what?... what is she planning to do with this power?🤔🤔
But why did she leave Luci and her daughter?
First of all, there is the possibility that Luci was so depressed after the angels broke him, that Lilith went away with her daughter...
Or Lilith wanted more power, and more sinister things, which didn't align with Lucifer's morals... and that is why they parted (it would be interesting if Luci would knew about her plans, but he cannot stop her, because he loves her. But the more realistic version would be that he didn't follow her plans and politics because of the depression)
Or she just got bored of Lucifer first, then bored of the responsibilities of motherhood, and maybe the family reminded her of Eden and Adam, so she "fled" again...
Or there is Eve...
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crushofdoves · 3 months
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no bc the thing is….u don’t have to interact with something u don’t like online. it’s free and easy to mind your business and leave ppl alone instead of trying to pull them into an argument just bc no one taught you how to play nice.
it’s like y’all want everyone to only play with blocks bc they’re you’re favorite but some people like cars or dolls instead and like, just find the other people who like playing with blocks and hang out with them instead of telling people they’re stupid for liking something different from what you like.
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chaoticgoodit · 5 months
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You know what HRPF needs to written? MattDrai but they’re D-men
maybe they get traded/expansion drafted to the same team, and end up playing together, and it’s all-star-game levels of pretty.
Matthew [shouting] about not being a yeller this year because of his PIMs
Drai refusing to smile at the camera because it’s funny they want it so much
Matt following Drai around the ice yapping incessantly, but Drai not letting anybody near him when he goes off
Drai sulking/sassing the media about wanting to see his partner sometime this year.
Matt being incandescent about Drai missing him
Wait, this is sounding familiar. Did someone write this? <side eye>
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impandgnomes · 6 months
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Okay but the obvious reboot parody Kenny woman in that new trailer unironically served the gayest slice of absolute cunt in the few seconds she was alive
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convexicalcrow · 1 year
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s6: Cub builds a large sprawling corporate industrial park (and a full scale golf course) basically on his own with an evoker at the front gate to attack ppl while Scar flitters around and does whatever he wants.
s9: Scar is building a large sprawling theme park on his own with an evoker in Main Street that will almost certainly attack ppl while Cub flitters around and does whatever he wants.
*throws hands up*
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qqueenofhades · 1 year
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To all 15 remaining Twitter employees: please do not forget that you have the chance to do the single funniest thing in all of human history today. Clock's ticking, fellas.
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