#i am just screaming over this AU

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Australian Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Rubens Barrichello & Jarno Trulli)

#brawn is like amr to me in which they make me very weepy and emotional and unhinged #me watching the podium was just me screaming internally: JENSONNNNN JENSONNNNNNNNNN sob sob #also i spoke abt this at length before but still the jump in production quality vs 2005 vs 2009 vs 2023 is so jarring honestly #and related to that ^ what did i say about ending up with a million gifs what did i say....tho less than i expected tbh #btw this post is my comfort post in case baku is chaotic #also omg i am still screaming over seb's DNF like the way he and kubica had a double takeout ;;;; #him continuing to drive another lap with his whole ass wheel basically broken off LMAO #maybe this is bcs its still fresh in my mind but its so funny to compare this race to aus 2023 #like do you remember the kmag red flag in 2023? like one wheel popped off and they had a red flag #meanwhile in this race kubica's tires were literally rolling around the track and theyre like 'eh safety car okay ig' #es tut mir leid jarno and rubens but jb is my babygirl and i love him #i hate having to cut out gifs but i want to try to keep it to ten UGHHHHH #if i let myself be uncontrolled these posts would be like 20 gifs.... #jenson button #jb22 #rubens barrichello #jarno trulli #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 australian gp #2009 australian grand prix #(2009: 1/17 races watched)

[angeart]

is this something? this might be something.

#ange writes #cursed forest au my beloved #i was supposed to work on other things today #but here i am #i just realised the nights with screams mentioned right between bones and graves #have a strong implication of murder?? #oops #that was unintended my bad #looking it over again and it's suddenly a whole lot more menacing #especially without the proper context #oh well #have it anyway #(a.k.a. ange has a mental spiral in the tags) #(things are wild here) #(i bet nobody reads this jumbled collection of nonsense anyway) #(talking into the wind mhm)

[boxwinebaddie]

OK, HI UNCLE NINA!! So, when I read rm4 oh so long ago and thought abt like Stan's grandpas coat jacket- whatever, yk what i'm talking about, I made a silly lil hc pertaining to the TFBW game. So like imagine all the lil kiddies are running around, having a blast or whatever the sp kids do when they play superheroes. And that day Toolshed brought his coat for one particular reason. Or two, actually. "To make sure you stay warm while flying around, Kite! And- and look cool doing it." IDK just a thought that he made a habit of giving Human Kite his jacket often, and Kite did usually make a fuss over it, but couldn't reject it. Does Uncle Nina approve? :) <33

AAAAAA no absolutely!!!! my stamp of approval indefinitely :')

i actually think all of the stans have some form of large jacket to lend kyle, like for pep stan i think it's prolly his football letterman jacket ( i feel like theres a bunch of emo boy pins all over it and kyle just gets to wear marsh 04 on his back all the time which...cuuute ),

rm!stan is obviously abuelo walks leather jacket love that gay king,

and idk what it is for my actual tfbw stan but kind spicy if his grandfather was hailed as this big famous superhero and stan got his jacket but woopsie...he was actually a big villain! trauma alert! xx

but yes...okay. absolutely this.

( i just started talking abt stan sharing his jacket for five years soz there is some tfbw at the end i'm sorry i got distracted help smh )

rm!stan definitely put kyle in his jacket all the time, that anemic king. because he looked good in it but like mostly because he was in LUV.

( i feel like they swapped and stan wore kyles orange jacket a lot <3 and kyle actually felt comfortable in stans jacket bc it was breathable and he wasn't like...trying to hide himself in that big coat...im sad )

also like tbh one of the most painful parts of rm is that ravenstan and jerseykyle weren't even like pep!style where it was confusing like...they were mutually obsessed with eachother. i would even go as far to say rm!stan was like insane k-garten peppermint stan except he relentlessly played the long game w/ kyle until he...died. rip.

...if you want to get really sad during your nice cute hc, please know that kyle only has the jacket because he was wearing it on the night stan disappeared :( also when the news broke that he died and all the ambulances and police cars were out he was just in stans jacket, pushing past yellow tape, trying to get to that burned up house like, watching them put shelley in a body bag, asking about stan, SCREAMING w/ his knees in the snow, crying getting carted off :(

....truly awful. THEY WERE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR! I HATE MY LIFE!

i mentioned pep!stan up there for a minute and them being confusing and like...i'm gonna fight stan because he was soooo...like i swear anytime it was dipped under like 40 degrees, stan just took his hoodie off and gave it to kyle, like if he even sniffled or looked cold, it was like immediate. so pep!kyle just Lives in his jackets ( i don't even think wendy got to wear them because kyle always got them rip ) like his football jacket and all his big emo boy band hoodies...like MAN!

its just like an unspoken agreement...he just like loves kyle and doesn't want him to get sick, so he gives him his jacket :((( LIKE I THINK PEPSTAN HAS GOTTEN PNEUMONIA MULTIPLE TIMES and downplayed it so hard so kyle wouldn't worry, but like just got rained and snowed on and was freezing all the time so kyle would stay dry </////33 i'm crying your honor

oh also if anyone else gives pep!kyle their hoodie its literally onsight stan gets so SALTY ABOUT IT like whos that from is he ur boyfriend LIKE SHUT UUUUUUP SHUT UP i love u jealous stan...smh. just kiss.

okay i'm almost done but you mentioned tfbw and i don't know who saw all my insane tfbw au musings but i hced that weather alien kyle was given a hand-me-down cloak that was made of the atmosphere and is basically resistant to all weather.

BUT UH STAN DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!

so i bet you little pre-tool shed stan in his jacket just gives it to kite!kyle in human form as a little kid so they stay covered...which is just really special to them and funny as fuck because kite!kyle basically has protection against all weather but just out of the goodness of his heart, shed!stan not knowing ky has alien powers just bc he cares abt them...puts them in his jacket.

i do think kyle used their secret alien powers to keep stan safe a lot and he just thought he was lucky...crying help.

anyways...Tada!

-uncle nina, ceo of the stan jacket agenda

#not me just going off on like three seperate tangents #i love lore #i love stan putting kyle in his jacket like thats the style agenda #i forgot to frame it around them playing superheros BUT DEFINETELY THEN OFC #i wonder if the kids w no powers in my tfbw au just play pretend superheroes and pretend like they have powers #bc oh my god #and stan and kyle are just faking being powerless #ALSO WOW THAT RM HC MADE ME UPSET #like rm!stan like tiny stan like saw kyle and was like in love in love with him it was so SERIOUS for him oh my god #also jersey kyle traumatized banshee screaming and everyone thinking hes insane and unhinged when hes just so broken and devastated #i want to cry so bad #also pepstan for being like i am not in love with my best friend...is hella protective over the hoodie situation #like i am very glad kyle was not in a tolkien jacket he would be acting up so much like i bet that dumb rich people fabric isnt even warm!! #its a dumb color LIKE STAN UR DEFTONES HOODIE HAS MULTIPLE SRIRACHA STAINS ON IT AND IS HIDEOUS #and kyle would do horrible and obscene things to wear it....style world domination baby

[cloud-somersault]

oh god there's 160 of you here now....

#(proceeds to do nothing about this) #it's kinda bonkers to me that 160 people follow me over here bc i literally am just screaming about an AU nonstop #like this isn't even canon. i can't even talk about canon things anymore!!!! #someone tried to talk to me about canon just the other day! and i was like “no that doesn't happen in constellations” and they were like #“no i'm talking about season4???” #and i was like OH RIGHT the show. the canon show. right okay. #in general i'm just a bother to be around but thanks for following me! the brainrot is real

[spinjitsuburst]

How Many seasons Evil Jay theories we have to create to any writer to make it happend for real

We have

Snake Evil (cause why not)

Nindroid (cyborg) Jay

Chen recruit

Pirate with family issues

Overlord-Jay

Ice emperor minion

Purple Lightning corr

Jay was Unagami

Or mister i lost my wife so i’ll lost my self LMAO

But only received twice a Brain washed magic that corrupted the rest of the Team as well, for them not even represent a menace in the plot.

OMG YES TO A L L OF THIS

Snake Jay but Evil is such a vibe tbh

CYBORG JAY I LOVE ROBOTS I LOVE NINDROIDS I LOVE CYBORGS AAAAAAAAAA please i love this so much

Chen recruit verrrrrry interesting :D normally I see Kai in this position but a Jay one would be fun (esp since he's always so tied to snakes)

PIRATE WITH FAMILY ISSEUSEUGSG YEAH that's just season 6 canon /j

Overlord Jay ooooh :O tbh the Overlord is an under-utilized villain by the fandom i think more people should have fucked up Overlord possession AUs

ICE EMPEROR MINION YES tbh the fic Ice Emperor and Earth Dragon kinda ruined my brain chemistry if I don't consume a new form of "Ice Emperor corrupts one of the ninja" concepts like every month I lose my mind, I love the Ice Emperor

Funny story about the purple lightning thing, I wanna storyboard that section of Seabound where Jay goes apeshit on Kalmaar but he gets struck by the purple lightning and gets extremely OP and proceeds to KICK KALMAAR'S ASS. Having it CORRUPT Jay tho hmmm,,,,,,,

JAY AS UNAGAMI CORRECT NO COMMENTARY NEEDED

literally i - okay okay okay okay i fully. before we got any crystalized info at all before we got the name and the poster and all that. i FULLY thought season 16 was gonna be jay being desperate and heartbroken and going to nadakhan to wish nya back and that would be the plot i was SO SURE. they set up the teapot for so long and i was like THIS IS IT THIS IS WHERE IT'S GONNA COME INTO PLAY. and then. that did not happen HGJKFDSHJGHDFHGDFSKJGF

as for the last one i'm assuming that happens in crystalized which i've only seen half of LMAOOOOO i'm too scared to watch the rest of it

#i've heard crystalized ends bad #i'm not ready for that #anyways hi morning i just woke up #i have SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT EVIL NINJA AUS CONSTANTLY #it's SO FUN #if i had the energy to juggle like 1000 other AUs on top of cabinet man it'd be all over for y'all #alas i am a Sleepy Bitch and i also have classes #anyways #spinjitsu screams #ask #jay #jay walker #i'm not tagging all the seasons thats too many seasons LMAO #i will tag jay's main ones tho #skybound #seabound #prime empire #crystalized #I FORGOT TO TAG #NINJAGO

[thecatspasta]

hissing

WHAT DO YOU TUMBLRINAS WANT IM ALREADY GIVING YOU SHIT TONS OF JONATHAN SIMS

#and meet once every week i get annoyed i havent breached containment #so close to making another sideblog specifically for tma art because i want. attention #okay but /srs time what do the tumblr people want #you want aus?? i have horrific amounts of ideas #comics can be done #character art??? #besties what do you want from meeee im just screaming into the void over here #im sorry just every now and again i get annoyed because i crave attention and praise to an unhealthy level #kind of funny that ive been screaming into the void this long and noones spotted me #what you want me to do fucking. jon sims jeudi or smth #i can do that #tma tuesday. could be fun #this just in i am total fucking dumbass #garlic breath #youre only dreaming

[delicris]

snippet tag game!!

ty for the tag @courfee your snippet was heartbreaking and i'm mailing you my medical bills for causing me to slowly rot away because of the angst /lh

anyways, on with the snippet hehe

Maybe he, too, can’t grasp the sense of their situation—this sticky mess they involuntarily ended up in, the twist of fate, the pull of a definite end. A needle and a thread making their way throughout both their hearts, tying them together closely, not caring whether they fit or not. But the world is messed-up enough on its own, making it so they’re halves of each other, peeling their skins off and forcing them to stick; two pieces of an orange in the hands of a little girl who’s eager to taste and drink from the depths. But her mother’s calling. It’s not time yet. And so they end up tossed on a tray, pushed apart after they were forced to intertwine.

feel free to share your snippets if you haven't been tagged and want to share your piece of writing!! i am tagging EVERYONE, i want all the snippets hehe &lt;3

#it's just a lil something something from my they both die at the end au #each chapter is a different ship #this one's jeggy i can never not include the oranges when it comes to jeggy #also fra if you see this YOU CAN TAG ME IN ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING #YES I AM YELLING SCREAMING SHOUTING SCREECHING EVEN #you are like... so cool #i'm over here twirling my hair kicking my feet whenever someone decides to tag me in something #like... lil old me? are you sure? I LOVE TAG GAMES HEHE #anyways just tag tag tag your heart out if you feel like doing so #snippet is for -> #fic: l'appel du vide #cris puts the cris in crisis #tag game yayy

[netripper]

everybody raise your hands to the sky and give goku your energy i need to write cyberpunk shit with my bf again

#vanta rambles #the 2011 au is ours man i think ab 2011 johnny and 2011 vic like every day #god i just. i love his interpretation of johnny and i love what happens when we come together to make a little story #i've joked b4 'this is what happens when 2 indie bitches take over' but i am so serious ab that #his 2011 johnny playlist has like my bloody valentine kyuss big black rage against the machine the velvet underground & nico #fucking FIONA APPLE. and also the pharcyde and the coup #my boyfriend is so fucking cool im going to scream #ANYWAYS.

[japannkenn]

Not me obsessing and feeling crazy emotions over a Luca coffee shop au

#But First Coffee #I can’t even function today #Jo and Annie are such fucking geniuses #why am I getting sick from a Luca coffee shop au #why am I shaking and making music videos in my head to this fucking story #i literally have a note of me just screaming into the void over this goddam fic #I have crushes on all three characters bc of the way jo and Annie have portrayed them #I can’t even #this is my fckng Sunday morning #I can’t do this #alberto scorfano #pixar luca #luca paguro #luca 2021 #luberto #disney luca #fanfiction #archive of our own #giulia marcovaldo

[fnafawoundleftbleedingau]

The temptation to say "screw it" and abandon the update schedule after "Remnants" instead of after AWLB part 2 so I can write and mess around with whatever AU fic whenever is real ya'll, I am so tempted, I am nearly 500 pages and 12 and a half Chapters into AWLB part 2, but keep thinking of scenes and stuff for the Spirits AU, "What's Left" and "Through the Static" and hnnng it is SO TEMPTING.

#insomniac hyena rambles #I'm really considering it #like... I still really wanna finish AWLB but maybe I just am struggling to sit and write #because I need a lil break and a little variety? #I've been working on its fic for well over a year now. and it's been the ONLY fic I've worked actively on in that time #but I'm still working through the whole chronic people pleaser issues of mine. and get scared of people getting real upset if AWLB is slowe #BUT THE OTHER FICS/AUS -tiny scream-

[nyandereneko]

Happy Friday the 13th, what a special occasion, and in the month of October no less!! Unfortunately I’m celebrating with early morning shifts all weekend so I apologize for being dead but I hope everyone has a blast reveling in the spooky atmosphere 👻🎃🔮

#ck.txt #should delete #Will delete #screaming crying throwing up over 2 8 ams and a 7 am plz end me #the light at the end of the tunnel is in sight but until then my loves are just gonna have to carry me to it 😭😭 #also been obsessed twisting Elden ring au around in my head I love Elden ring so so much lmao #maybe that’s what’s gonna get me thru these shifts

[eir-parade]

been thinking about my polar|star shuffle unit (as i always am) but specifically been thinking about putting mafuyu on guitar or bass instead.....

i didnt really like how typical i was being putting her on keyboard but also,,,,,,,, ichika teaching mafuyu the guitar or bass during their private sessions (i like to imagine ichika is pretty good at both instruments)

#project sekai #pjsk #pjsk au #pjsk unit shuffle au #parade noise #parade unit shuffle #polar|star #i am just rambling under here but #this is secretly an excuse for me to post about mafuichi #making this au made me think about them a bit TOO much #but like back on track i can easily see putting haruka on keyboard #but i also really like the idea of haruka on bass and like the idea i have for her partially getting over her stage fright really includes #and with the guitar the vs' are kinda a toss up - like miku and len would be fine on keyboard and maybe meiko too #but i see luka rin and kaito too well on guitar... #ill probably just continue screaming into the abyss until i figure this out #or i get silly and have it that mafuyu haruka and the vs' have the habit of changing instruments

[spontaneousglitterbees]

so im working on an ask rn and started doing some drawings but its taking longer than anticipated so i might (?) pare down what i first thought of and come back to it

#delete later #personal #tldr i see you and am grateful and delighted you asked #kinda want to just. vent in the tags a little but its disconnected from au stuff nothing too terrible dw but #the issues with my bad shoulder/arm are getting worse? like the circulation issues are p damn apparent #i feel like i should get over myself and go in about it but im afraid ill be shrugged off again #bc *technically* its not *obviously visibly* impaired but #if i dont KT tape it i feel like i need to scream #my nerves are the kind of fucked where it doesnt “hurt” like acute pain hurts #its more 'ive become very irritable and cant single out why' #which is why i wanted to see a doc thats had autistic patients and might get that the 1-10 scale is meaningless to me #but unfortunately instead of that they put my full-grown ass in pediatric and tried to treat stuff im not diagnosed with #and i am scared of paperwork bc im a coward #so its probably going to continue to get worse until i bite the bullet #shoves head into wall. AaAAaaH

[more-than-a-princess]

Continued from here for @electricea!

In the middle of the night, down a dark and dimly-lit hallway beneath a thousand-year-old castle, no one looked twice at the fact the future monarch was chatting with someone who didn't even need to put one foot in front of the other to get around. Instead, Sonia easily fell into conversation with her demonic houseguest, as if he were any other normal, mortal, friend taking up a room at the royal residence. "The Church isn't right about a lot of things," She quipped as she beckoned him into her hobby room. "Blame centuries of using fear and a very specific interpretation of ancient texts to control and extort their followers, though I won't deny they provide comfort to some. Still, what a pity that you're not mostly what horror stories are made of: what a tale it would be for one day that demons rise up and fully enslave humanity to their wicked deeds!"

"That prospect is far more interesting than either of us being locked up or contained somewhere," She continued, watching his reaction to her occult collection with rapt interest. Eventually, it would all be moved to Boudry House where it would be put on proper display in her private quarters, but until her own royal residence finished refurbishments, her collection, and Sonia herself, would reside at Novoselic Castle when home from university. "And since I've been pretty much told from the day of my birth that I'm not normal, I suppose it's appropriate then that I am not afraid of you. Besides: part of existing in this world is learning about it, and what's beyond it. You are...an ambassador of sorts, from where demons reside. Yes, that makes sense: though most of the ambassadors I know wouldn't cause mischief! Still, let's go. I'll take you back here before sunrise, you must let me know if sunlight troubles you and I'll see what can be done for necessary movement during daylight hours. However, if you'd like some noodles, I'll have to get them delivered to my quarters above ground: the staff don't like this room. They find it creepy, not soothing as I do."

She led the way back down the hallway and up the twisting stairs to the secret door in her closet, back through the racks and shelves of attire and accessories until they reached her expansive bedroom. "Please, sit wherever you like," She smiled, nodding to the array of chairs and sofa that made up her private sitting room. "I'll need to telephone to the kitchens and you'll need to conceal yourself when the tray arrives, but I hope it's to your liking!" She advised, reaching for the cordless phone on her bedside table. "Perhaps you could spend a few minutes in the bathroom? Just until the staff leaves, of course!"

A quick phone call and sentences exchanged in rapid French later, a knock came at her bedroom door thirty minutes later. Gesturing for Ryuji to hide, Sonia waited until he was well and truly concealed before letting the footmen in, insisting they arrange the silver tray at the small table in her sitting area, uncovering the plates, silverware, and goblet before taking their leave.

"You can come out now, it's safe," She called out, gesturing to the empty chair the meal had been arranged in front of: short, tubed noodles, covered in a thick cheese sauce with chunks of peeled and boiled potato, topped with pieces of cooked bacon and caramelized onions. A small bowl of pureed apples had been arranged at the side, alongside a sparkling soft drink in a crystal glass. "This is a national favorite, of children and adult humans throughout my country!" Sonia grinned, taking the seat across from him and pouring a glass of water for herself. "This is alplermagronen: pasta and potatoes with cheese, bacon, and cooked onions. Traditionally, applesauce, or cooked and mashed apples with sugar and cinnamon, is served with the dish. Please, eat as much as you like!"

#electricea #Non-Despair AU: University verse #(Since this was on your old blog + legacy editor I changed it over to a new thread) #(Some people scream and try to save themselves from demons) #(Sonia feeds them European mac and cheese made by royal kitchens at 3 AM) #(Is she being facetious about humans being enslaved to demonic rule? Possibly!) #(Mostly she's just strange. I'm sorry Demon!Ryuji) #(You got summoned by a weird lady)

[gazelessmenagerie]

“ Fuck Anger Management! ”

#|| Tag: Gazing over the Abyss of Stars { Broly } #|| Verse: Dip Your Fingers In the Water | Come and Cool my Tongue | Cause I am Tormented By the Flames #( asfljg im watching a stream and one of the npc's just screamed this at the top of their lungs and I just... yeah thats broly there. ) #( TRYING TO BE A (SEMI) BETTER PERSON??? COPING WITH HIS ISSUES IN HEALTHY WAYS? ) #( FUCK THAT. HE WANTS TO MAIM AND BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA THOSE PISSY ASS FUCKING TIME PATROLLERS ) #( THATS HIS ANGER THERAPY. ) #( ESPECIALLY KENT. FUCK KENT. fucker keeps talking trash behind his back but he fuckign hears that shit anlsdjg ) #( dont fucking listen to me. im having too much fun just running through that AU and what it implies ) #( when someone has Broly on fucking speeddial for really troublesome bullshit. he's just there to fight things and be a menace. )

[domsaysstuff]

So Paper Rings Ch2 is at 2k words rn and all I'm serving is brothers™

Also once again it's gonna be waaay longer than anticipated but I think I have made peace with that

#actually i didn't #i am chewing on wood rn and screaming #like someone pls just run me over at this point because i just keep getting derailed all the time lmao #also words be hard again #kinnporsche arranged marriage au