#i am literally not jumping off a cliff

[hideousvampire]

TKK FAIRY CONTENT RETURNS (WILD!!!!)

except its the stuff i wrote down illustrated + those parts in between that i didnt

#the karate kid #tkk #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #THE KARATE KID FAIRY CONTENT!!!!! #lawrusso #itll be gayer eventually do not fret #btw this is literally ALL i wrote #i also wrote it in like february #sigh #i wish johnny and daniel werent stupid #no i dont theyre fine like that #theyd probably jump off a cliff and be like “aw why am i hurt☹️” #danielfairy the type of guy to get hurt and then wait for someone to ask if hes okay like a second later and THEN start screaming and cryin #like a baby would

[loveydovey-leviathan]

i really don't have any hated kotlc characters- i recognise they have flaws and issues and i like a majority of them. even the ones i don't like, I'm just neutral about it.

alden though? alden vacker? that guy can go fuck himself. i have my reasons but i also just hate the guy lol

#like fitz has his issues but i like him #biana too #and i think della ls alright- she's just a bit ignorant i think from her privilege as a vacker #i like forkle fintan oralie bronte keefe #i like/am neutral with literally every character #but i DESPISE mr 'i-thought-it-was-a-good-idea-to-send-my-6-year-old-son-to-a-place-that-i-believe-is-dangerous' #'no reason to worry'- what if you jumped off a cliff #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #alden vacker #incoherent thoughts''

[strawberrybyers]

when mike confronts will about the painting!! the conversation is going to have so much emotion it’s going to go crazy oh my god. they’re both going to have tears streaming down their face and mike is going to be asking why did you lie to me will. and will struggling to admit his feelings and mike is getting frustrated not understanding why will would lie or interfere with his relationship like that. so will eventually tells the truth about how he really feels and that he just wanted to help mike and el’s relationship because he cares about them and he loves mike so much he doesn’t want to see him lose the person he loves and he doesn’t want anything to be weird between them. will’s tone and facial expressions making us think this is it. this is the moment he feels like he’s lost mike because of course mike doesn’t feel the same. and mike is just standing there in silence taking it all in and will finally just says “i don’t even get why you care so much anyways. don’t you love el? what makes anything different? whenever you have an issue with el you’re always getting upset at me? why is that mike huh? i’m sick of us arguing over the same-“. mike cuts him off with “you’re right, i’m sorry.” and will asks “what?” and mike says “i’ve just been so confused and i’ve done things that have been hurtful and i hate that i’ve hurt you because i love you, will. i love you so much and i don’t want to lose you. i hate how things have been different and i’m so sorry. i should’ve come to you with the way i was feeling and i wish you could’ve come to me about how you were feeling but we were both scared but we don’t have to be scared anymore. i want you by my side. the day you went missing was the worst day of my life. i thought i lost you forever. i don’t ever want to experience that feeling again. please will know that i love you so much”. at this point mike is holding will’s face and they’re both crying and they kiss and they just rest their foreheads on each other breathless

#bUT JUST IMAGINE #s5 is gonna go so hard i am not ready #literally going to jump off a cliff #byler #this has been in the drafts for a few months now #ignore the horrible grammar i was too emotional to care about being precise #stranger things #rereading this while listening to conan gray was a choice that has yanked my heart right out of my chest

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

Wait wait wait, oh my god I'm an idiot, absolutely dumbass, how did i not get it, holy shit I'm so stupid.

"XIE LIAN DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY" IS A REFERENCE TO THE WHITE NO FACE AND HIS STUPID ASS MASK. HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT GET IT, KILL ME-

#tgcf #ti guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #i am gonna bash my head on the wall #literally jumping off of a next cliff i see i am so disappointed in myself #i was in the middle of a fic when it hit me i am actually raging so hard rn

[sovaharbor]

wyll ravengard.

#wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 screenshots #im literally going feral. im eating drywall rn. i am so in love w this man im going to jump off a cliff #mine* #bg3shots*

[theinfinitedivides]

he's an absolute idiot in love but ykw he's her idiot in love so it's fine

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #this post was brought to you by Won's lovesick ass in ep 5 of KTL. she's literally the only thing he's looking at that man is disgusting #bought matching couple outfits and they weren't even dating. jumped off a cliff for her. insane insane insane #Junho how do you play men that are just so thoroughly whipped for women who upend their entire value system and why #does it work so f*cking well #he has no thoughts in his head whenever she's around except her name bouncing around like an old Microsoft screensaver #every cliche in the book they are throwing at me and i am eating that sh*t up like it's a 2016/2017 drama #has the golden age returned? is that what's happening?

[glitterock]

my ex: yes i am dating someone

also my ex: *stays on the phone with me for 6 hours* *spends 2 hours reading aloud my favorite book about femme lesbian identity and butch/femme love and sex while i fall asleep* *tells me they’re gonna come pick me up from sydney when i visit and will take me on a little road trip to spend time with me* *will still do literally anything i say*

#no because WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE BROTHER #also they were being so FUXKING terrible they just started t and kept flexing on camera and being like 😉 like please #please sir do not do this to ME RIGHT NOW #but they are literally dating someone so i want to basically jump off a cliff ! #they also called me a ‘good girl’???? on the phone ??? like QUIET SILENCE! #BE QUIET #like what is all this what do i MAKE OF THIS #BE STILL MY BEATING HEART I AM SO WHIPPED #BUT THIS IS SO PAINFUL ! #and then i kept being like ‘i hate (person you’re dating)’ #and they’re rre like ‘why! why do you not like any of my women!’ #LIKE WHY #DO #YOU #THINK??? #butches with no brain #all i am saying was if i was this poor girlie they’re dating and i knew all this i’d be like take me to the loony bin!!! #and i feel not bad about it tbh i’m sorry like i’m so in love with this person i don’t not give a single fuck about anyone else

[hailperseusjackson]

“I was the guy who shot and missed. There’s no story. Sarah died, and I couldn’t see the point anymore. Simple as that. And I wasn’t scared either. I was ready. I couldn’t have been more ready”

#i’m literally gonna jump off a fucking cliff #I AM SO UNWELL #the last of us #joel miller #tlou spoilers #tlou hbo spoilers #tlou hbo

[aroace-polyshow]

head in hands

#if i wanna even fucking apply for that stupid fucking program i need to do shit that isn’t fanart #but i dont like any of my already made ocs and i cant submit fanart #i mentioned i wanna make a new oc to just fuck around with for neat looking drawings but literally all my attempts suck #guhhhh #idk. idk i have enough time to prepare for it for fucks sake i’ve had over a year #i wanna give it a try cause itd be good experience and all that but like. i’m a piece of shit i cant even do a piece to apply let alone #actually make it in #im so fuckedddd #sighs #vent #i need to tag that more often and this probably counts #i am going to jump off a cliff

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

it is so incredible how no matter how fucking awful your day is it can always get that much fucking worse

#i literally cannot take this shit anymore like i literally cannot complain enough and nothing helps and it never stops and every day is bad #i am going to jump off a fucking cliff!

[surunoita]

i think looking at job openings is literally killing me lmao

#i'm literally not in working condition i am literally that post about my son who has every disease #yet i must do smthn cause i doooubt i'm getting benefits :-/ i wish i could just get by with art #chronic illness is a fucking bitch and being an artist is a fucking bitch im fucking jumping off a cliff soon #i aint going back to a fucking construction site ill literally kms #anyway 😜✌️ go crazy go stupid #suru.txt

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

So close to beating executive dysfunction’s ass... I can feel it.

#Out of Time (OOC) #am i about to reply to threads from months ago when i get up? hopefully #am i gonna do things here? fingers crossed #am i very tired and talking to myself at some very awkward time before the sun's up? you betcha #any way if i can keep writing i can keep being here which is great #also got the trunks kakarot dlc and it's actually pretty fun #they ACTUALLY have a villain fucker mission where trunks deals with the idea that people are just really attracted to psychopaths #i feel validated he's so awkward about it but he wants to help bc this simp will literally jump off a cliff and trunks is too nice to say no #anyway those are my dumb thoughts have fun seeing me never talk again bye

[chrisbangs]

i'm so .

#you'll be like 'hey i don't do this and i'd really appreciate discretion and just like idk keeping it between us!' #and then he'll go and tell his friends cause 😭 no they're just my friends they won't say smth #MY BROTHER IN CHRSITJDJDJDKD............. i do not NEED . SO MAKY PPL KNOWING!!!! THAT I AM !!! SLEEPING WITH U!!!!!! #oh i wish i could die #😭 and to get told #'oh you seem like the type... y know ... a slut' #LIKEKEJEJEJDKDKD #and getting asked to sleep with someone else too like #i need to kill myself right now #i am literally 😭 #like . what's the POITNTBTIDNDKSKDJDJD #i'm such a joke 💗 #imjdjdjdkfokfkdkfkkdmd #i wanna jump off a cliff

[robobeesknees]

there are lines that make it onto Forever Remembered Book Lines and "there is nothing of equal importance to me" is one of them

#he is half of my heart #as the poets say #tbona spoilers #right up there with #i'm literally about to start sobbing #i am on the precipice of a breakdown #one jump off the CLIFF and im done for #if you know the cliff you know the cliff #evangeline had been falling since she jumped off the cliff our girl is down horrendously #and now she has the worst case of magical amnesia

[ladyshadowqueen]

at the age of 22 the first place i have ever been recognised as a regular at is the local community gardens where i have never actually seen anyone under the age of 40 at…love this for me

#you go to a community garden every week to stop yourself from jumping off a cliff due to seasonal depression #and then suddenly the local senior gardeners know who you are #life comes at you fast #i am actually not upset at this at all #especially because i am in my gardening era hardcore now #also i am literally planning to become a member of the local gardens lmao #they give you the code to get in any day of the week for only £12 a year what a steal

[frankenstheythem]

woke up from a nightmare to the fucking bad news that i will have to [REDACTED] again(adding up to the fact ill have to endure that til june/mid july). computor,,,, blow up the lab

#back to sleep now i just wanted to write down my frustration #dont you just wanna go ape shitt sometimes.......... #i am NOT the right person to deal w this shit rigjt now i cant. im gonna literally jump off a cliff #anyway what???? back to my slumber <3 #.dizzy.exe #intermission: [A]