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[padfootagain]

I can't believe I reached 3k followers!!! Thank you all so much!! When I started this blog, I hoped to reach 100 followers one day, and now here we are!

So to thank you all and mark the date, I'm making a little event! The theme is simple : movies!

What is it all about?

Under the cut are a list of prompts and scenes from different movies. You can choose between two different things that you would like me to write:

-        You can choose between 1 and 5 prompts along with a character and I will write a one-shot based on these prompts for the character you have chosen

-        You can choose one scene in the list and a character, and I will re-write that scene for the character you have chosen

A few rules to follow if you want to send a request.

-        If you request for the prompts :

- You can request up to 5 prompts, not more

- You can add a few details that you would like to be featured in your request if you have precise ideas

 -        If you request a scene :

- I will write a one-shot that is inspired by that scene, not the exact same scene (obviously, otherwise, where is the fun?). The idea is to get the same spirit and some references, or the same situation, but not a simple copy.

- These scenes will require me to turn AU!, so don't be surprised.

- You can request only one scene, so choose wisely ;)

- I will most likely 'erase'  the characters who were in the original scenes, so don't be surprised.

 No matter if you request for prompts or for a scene :

- You can request for any character on my masterlist, no matter if I've already written for them or not.

- I have no trouble with anons, if you're a little shy. So don't hesitate to send a request on anon if you feel more comfortable this way.

- Please, send me your request through my askbox and not in a PM. It's much easier for me to manage, and I might forget about your request if you send it to me privately. If you're shy, send an ask on anon.

- Sadly, I will probably not be able to write all the requests that are sent my way. I will write as many as I can, but I'm only human. I'm sorry if I don't get to write your request. But I invite you to send it anyway, because I might write your request! If you don't send it, then you can be sure that I won't though. Again, I'm sorry if I can't write all the requests I receive, but I usually get too many to be able to write them all.

 Requests for this event will be up for one week, which means until January 14!

Considering how well this event works, I may change that date along the way.

Thank you all again and I hope you like this event :D

Prompts :

Every prompt is a movie quote. The movie it comes from is written under the quote in italic

 1. "Was that a joke?"

"What if it was?"

"I don't like jokes!"

"I don't like you!'

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

 2. "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!"

Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back

 3. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

 4. "Well… my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice."

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

 5. "A heart's a heavy burden."

Howl's Moving Castle

 6. "You're far away, where are you?"

"In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid."

The Sound Of Music

 7. "No, I'm not mad. I… I'm hurt, and disappointed and… and mad."

Funny Face

 8. "I'm always gonna love you."

"I'm always gonna love you too."

La La Land

 9. "I'll just take my ego for a walk…"

An Affair To Remember

 11. "Would you like to stay for dinner?"

"Would you like to stay forever?"

Mulan

 12. "At midnight, I'll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper. And that will be the end of the fairytale."

Roman Holiday

 13. "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"

It's A Wonderful Life

 14. "Whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries. Including Puerto Rico."

The Princess Diaries : Royal Engagement

 15. "Anything can happen if you let it."

Mary Poppins

 16. "Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep on living."

Princess Mononoke

 17. "Everything is possible. Even the impossible."

Mary Poppins Returns

 18. "Love isn't a thinking thing. It's a feeling thing."

Playing It Cool

 19. "That is one big pile of shit."

Jurassic Park

 20. "I love you."

"I know."

Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back.

 21. "Sadness, anger, hate… we were not allowed to express anything. So no, how do we express love?"

Dear Zindagi

 22. "Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

Dead Poets Society

 23. “Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.”

The Cat Returns

 24. "I'll probably lose my citizenship for that."

Mission Impossible III

 25. "Oh, don't waste my time with flattery."

"Not to seem rude, but I wasn't actually talking to you."

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

 26. "But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass."

The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

 27. " I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon."

Lethal Weapon

 28. "Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be."

Australia

 29. "It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

 30. "A lot of people are in love… but none can love like me, because they don't have you."

Kal Ho Naa Ho

 31. "Just follow your heart. And keep smiling."

Kiki's delivery service

 32. "That look in your eyes is a pain in my arse, you know that, right?"

Mission Impossible III

 33. "Can we take a flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?"

The Santa Clause

 34. "Yippie-Ki-Yay, motherfucker."

Die Hard

 35. "I retire for like five minutes and it all goes to shit."

The Avengers

 36. "Would you like to know the probability of her using it against you? It's high."

"Let's get going."

"It's very high…"

Star Wars : Rogue One

 37. "I'm too old for this."

Lethal Weapon

 38. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."

The Lion King

 39. "Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings."

Peter Pan

 40. "I'm in love with you."

"So what?"

"So what? So plenty! I love you! You belong to me!"

"No. People don't belong to people."

Breakfast at Tiffany's

 41. "It's called Karma. And it's pronounced 'Ha! '"

Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again

 42. "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English."

The Fifth Element

 43. "You were my new dream."

Tangled

 44. "Any question?"

"Yeah. Could we get a cappuccino machine in here? Cause I don't know how you call this."

Mission Impossible

 45. "I'm not used to people sticking around when things go bad."

"Welcome home."

Star Wars : Rogue One

 45. "Stop, you'll kill them!"

"That's the idea!"

The Mummy

 46. "Probably best not to tell anyone about this."

"Right, no one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but don't worry, I won't believe it."

Notting Hill

 47. "Once you've met someone, you never really forget them."

Spirited Away

 48. "I hit my head on something."

"Yeah, my head!"

Balto

 49. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay to drive? A minute ago, you were dead."

"What are you talking about?"

"This is not going to end well."

Mission Impossible : Rogue Nation

 50. "I've got a bad feeling about this…"

Star Wars

 51. "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference."

Winnie The Pooh

 52. "If she loves you then she will turn around and look at you... turn around... turn around!"

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

 53. "Can I stay for a while?"

"Stay forever."

Notting Hill

 54. "Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."

Breakfast at Tiffany's

 55. "This California dew is a little heavier than usual tonight."

"Really? From where I stand the sun is shining all over the place."

Singin' In The Rain

 56. "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."

Spider-Man: Homecoming

 57. "Who ever said the human race was logical?"

Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home

 58. "Blow up the car."

"Oh, it's such a nice car…"

"And yet, do it."

Mission Impossible III

 59. "Why complicate things that are really quite simple?"

Mary Poppins

 60. "Who are you?"

"Your worst nightmare."

Mulan

 61. "You said 'whoopsidaisies'."

"I don't think so. No one says 'whoopsidaisies', do they? Unless they're…"

"There is no 'unless'. No one has said 'whoopsidaisies' for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets."

Notting Hill

 62. "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

The Wizard Of Oz

 63. "Are you out of your corn-fed mind?!"

Star Trek : Into Darkness

 64. "You're a good man, with a good heart. And it's hard for a good man to be king."

Black Panther

 65. "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart."

The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring

 66. "There's no place like home…"

The Wizard Of Oz

 67. "I'm with you till the end of the line"

Captain America : First Avenger

 68. "You deserve better than this. You deserve people who value you. You deserve to go somewhere where you can be proud of who you are."

The Shape Of Water

 69. "No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love."

Castle In The Sky

 70. "There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are."

Thor: The Dark World

 71. "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone."

The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring

 72. "I love her."

"Does she love you?"

" I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive."

"Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch."

"I don't think I can accept your apology."

"Is that a joke?"

"Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes."

Salmon Fishing In The Yemen

 73. "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

Pulp Fiction

 Scenes :

The links to the scenes on youtube are set in the titles of the movies, so it can be easier for you to choose. I'll re-write the scene entirely so you and the character of your choice can live it ;) It can be set either in the universe of the character you have chosen or the universe of the original scene depending on the scene you choose.

 1. Indiana Jones : Raiders Of The Lost Ark

You are so close to finding this lost treasure. Bad for you that you have fallen in a cave filled with deathly traps.

 2. Jurassic Park

You thought you would enjoy a nice weekend discovering an amazing scientific breakthrough. Now, here you are, hiding from a T-Rex and wondering how you got yourself in this situation…

 3. The Shop Around The Corner / You've Got Mail

You have a date with someone tonight, but you don't know who. All you know is that you are to meet in that café. All turns crazy when your date is actually this colleague of yours whom you hate… kinda…

 4. L'Arnacoeur

Your family engaged him/her to seduce you, so you would break your engagement with this guy they hate. Bad luck that for once, he/she falls for you too…

 5. Love Affair / An Affair To Remember / Sleepless In Seattle

It's love at first sight. But perhaps the two of you are getting ahead of yourselves. You give each other a bit of time to think, and set up to meet at the top of the Empire State Building, if in six months, you still feel the same for each other. But will you both be there?

 6. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The only way to win this war is to earn more time. And a fight one on one with your enemy is the best way you can come up with. But who will survive the fight? Will it be enough?

 7. The Lord Of The Rings : The Fellowship Of The Ring

You are trapped in Moria. A Balrog chasing after you. This looks pretty bad… yep… that's bad…

 8. Roman Holiday

You are a princess in your country, but for one day, you have managed to escape your duties, and you are now roaming through the streets of Roma. A stranger helps you through the streets of the city and you spend a magical day…

 9. The Holiday

You have exchanged your house for the holiday with a woman in England. You expected a quiet week, but that was before you would meet the woman's brother…

 10. The Lake House

Through your mail box, you somehow receive letters from the man who used to live in your house 5 years ago. Through the letters you exchange, you slowly start to develop feelings for each other. Until one day you decide to meet, and set up a date. But he never comes. You realize that he didn't come because he had died during these five years that separated the two of you. But you may have one last chance to save him…

#event #3k #3k followers #celebration

[mymcdanno]

Fic: Ever since I met you

Summary: @forgetmenotswhynot asked: For some time now, I've been thinking about "24 hours in the life of McDanno". It's actually haunting me ever since.

Author note: Hi guys!!! This accidentally turned into some kind of “undercover in a gay club” fic, but it’s still like a day in the life of McDanno :) I would like to thank my angel @themcinebcnd for all the support, and just being such a sweetheart!!! As always I would also like you guys to know English is not my native language, so all mistakes are mine and if you have any advise or criticism for me please let me know!

To forgetmenotswhynot: I am so terribly sorry for how long it took me to do this, honestly!!! Thank you for being so patient with me, and I really hope you like it! Hugs to you :)

**

The pressure on Steve’s cock feels amazing, the hand of the one holding it moving at exactly the right speed again and again until giving it a tight squeeze to keep him from falling over the edge. Steve can’t seem to stop moving his hips though, his moaning only getting louder. “Fuck, Danny, please…”

Suddenly Danny is all over him, kissing his neck and then down his chest, finally starting to move his hand faster. Steve’s eyes roll back into his head and he’s almost there, just a little bit more, it feels so good-

It’s the sound of Steve’s alarm clock that wakes him up. He hits the snooze button and closes his eyes again, still panting and trying to calm down after the waves of arousal that had just hit him. This was the third time this week Steve had dreamt about Danny, followed by him waking up with an almost painful erection.

Steve sighed and sat up, running his fingers through his hair. This stupid crush he had on Danny was probably going to be the death of him. It was tempting to finish what the dream had already started, but unfortunately Steve didn’t have the time. Danny would be picking him up for work in about an hour, and he still hadn’t gone for a swim which was a crucial part of his morning routine. Great, just great.

After his swim Steve felt much better, deciding not to dwell too much on the dream he had or the erection it had caused. That could wait, he only had about 20 minutes to eat something and change into his black t-shirt and dark green cargo pants.

**

Danny was already waiting in front of Steve’s house when Steve stepped outside. He was apparently doing something very important on his phone, because he jumped when Steve knocked on the car window, but they still smiled at each other. While they changed seats, obviously to let Steve drive, Danny started to talk. „Hey babe, Kono just texted me and the plans have changed a little bit. The club we’ve had our eye on for the last week is celebrating a special occasion tonight, so a lot of people are going to be there. Our suspect is definitely going to be one of them.”

It was like a switch had been flipped in Steve’s mind. He completely stopped thinking about the dream he had, his SEAL training having taught him years ago how to only focus on the task at hand. The team had been working on this case for over a month, and after following their suspect closely for about two weeks they finally had his pattern figured out. If they did this correctly, they could catch him tonight.

**

The day started with the team going over all the paperwork and information for the case one more time, their suspect being serial killer who targeted gay men at clubs – especially those who received too much attention.

Before Steve knew it hours had gone by, and Danny was knocking on his door to tell him it was time to go for lunch. He was good at that, always reminding Steve to eat and take care of himself when they were too focused on a case. They usually always had lunch together, only sometimes taking Chin and Kono with them because they would often all go out together in the evenings after work.

Today Steve and Danny decided to eat at Kamekona’s, since they wanted to talk to him anyway. He might have some information for them too, because he personally knew the owner of the gay club.

**

“Okay, let’s go over the plan one more time.” Steve said, crossing his arms over his chest. “You guys will stay outside, watching the security cameras and keeping me updated with the earpiece I’ll be wearing. My job is to make a scene at the club, enough to catch the attention of our suspect. When he makes his move, I’ll arrest him.”

Kono nods her head, then suddenly having an idea. “But you can’t go in there alone, boss! Danny, you should go with him.”

“What? Why me? Chin is right there!”

“Because, Danny, whether you like it or not you guys constantly act like a married couple and you have the chemistry. It will be much more believable this way, trust me.” Chin answered, trying to hold in his laughter and apparently Kono and Steve weren’t doing much better. Danny was already panicking.

“I’m really glad you are all having so much fun with this, because I’m absolutely not. What am I even supposed to do? Or wear? I haven’t gone clubbing in years, why would you think this is a good idea?”

Kono just laughs at him, tugging on Danny’s sleeve to make him follow her while Chin pushes Steve to follow after them. “Don’t worry, it will work! Just come on, it’s time to dress you two up and I have the perfect outfits in mind.”

**

Kono was absolutely not playing fair with him right now, Steve decided. Danny looked amazing, his tight shirt doing nothing to hide his broad chest and strong muscles. The jeans he wore weren’t much better, showing off his ass perfectly. Steve wanted nothing more than to be able to touch him all over, but sadly he couldn’t.

Suddenly Steve realized something – that wasn’t really true. Tonight he could touch, even if it was just for a little bit. That made things so much easier.

**

Danny felt like an idiot in the outfit Kono had put him in, but none of his protests had been taken seriously by the team. So here he was, about to flirt with and maybe even kiss his partner. The same partner he had a crush on. God, he had no idea how this was going to work. Steve always looked way better than him, and people noticed him wherever they went. In fact, Danny was willing to bet money Steve was already being hit on inside the club.

Deciding that catching the motherfucker behind the murders was worth losing his dignity for one night, Danny finally walked in and hoped for the best. He only had to look for about 30 seconds to see that okay great, he was right - Steve was already being hit on. A blond guy in a tight, purple v-neck stood next to him at the bar and was practically all over him.

The white shirt Steve was wearing fit him perfectly and that made him look even more amazing, so Danny was a little distracted. The blond guy was suddenly moving in for a kiss though, and Danny wasn’t having any of that. If anyone was going to kiss Steve tonight it was him thank you very much, so he started moving towards the bar. The game was on, or something like that.

**

Steve quickly lost all interest in the guy talking to him when he saw Danny walk in, excusing himself so he could smoothly slide along the bar to where Danny had sat down.

“Did it hurt?” Steve asked, grinning like an idiot, and okay Danny was very confused right now.

“Excuse me, what?”

“When you fell from heaven…?” They could hear Kono and Chin laughing in their earpieces and oh my god, of course Steve was using the cheesiest pickup line in the whole world. If this had been literally anyone else Danny would be walking away right now, but instead he was laughing and even blushing a little bit. He wasn’t used to seeing Steve like this, all soft smiles and flirty looks, and it was beyond him how one person could look this gorgeous at the same time. They flirted like that for what felt like forever, the bartender winking at them when she gave them their drinks.

Shortly after that Steve and Danny were told their suspect had been seen going inside. They had moved their little show out to the dancefloor, and people were really starting to pay attention to them now. They were given appreciative looks, a few whistles and already two men had come up to them to ask if they were interested in a threesome. Danny wasn’t used to all the attention, trying to hold it together and look out for their suspect at the same time. That wasn’t as easy as it might sound though, because Steve kept looking at Danny like he wanted to eat him alive and Danny really couldn’t handle much more of this. He tried to keep grounded, remembering that Kono and Chin could hear and see everything they said or did. “Is he, uhm.” Danny cleared his throat. “Is he somewhere close to us now?”

“Nope, no sign of him moving your way yet. I guess you two will just have to keep going,” Kono said, but Danny could clearly hear the smile in her voice and oh- fuck his life so much.

Steve was moving in even closer now, using what might be his only opportunity to say everything he felt out loud. He kissed down Danny’s neck, then moved up to bite his earlobe gently. “You know, I had a fantastic dream about you last night.” Steve whispered so nobody else could hear. “You were so good to me, Danny, with your hand so tight around my cock…” he continued and wow, apparently that was the right thing to say because Danny moved his head to hide his face in Steve’s shoulder and moaned.

“You are being so unfair right now,” Danny whispered back. But two could play that game, he decided. Pulling Steve even closer he moved against him so their fronts were touching, and he was glad to discover he wasn’t the only one affected by the whole situation. The smirk on Steve’s face quickly changed into a look of total arousal when Danny kept going, moving their hips together perfectly.

Suddenly Steve’s hand was cupping the back of Danny’s neck, moving so their lips were almost touching. Then Steve was finally kissing him and oh, Danny could do nothing but melt into it. The kiss felt like everything they had both wanted for so long, and they didn’t stop until they absolutely had to – when their need for air became too much.

“God, I’ve been wanting to do this ever since I met you,” Steve panted, and he was planning on saying something more but Danny was already pulling him into another kiss.

They almost forgot where they were, but the plan must have worked either way. Danny was only vaguely aware of it but Kono was speaking in his earpiece, telling them the suspect was moving closer to where they were standing. Suddenly Steve was moving away from Danny, turning to punch the guy right in the face.

It took a few moments for Danny’s brain to catch up, so at first he didn’t understand why Steve’s lips were not on his own anymore. Thankfully it did though, and he handcuffed the motherfucker while just barely catching Steve’s “book’em, Danno.”

**

The arrest itself went by quickly when the suspect admitted to all of his crimes on the spot, the cops pulling him away and into their car. After that and only a few teasing words from Chin and Kono, they were finally left alone.

There was awkward silence between them, until Danny finally spoke.

“So, uh. Did you mean it? What you said back there?”

“I don’t-” Steve sighed, scratching the back of his neck. “Yeah. Yeah, I did. Danny, you have no idea how much-”

Steve didn’t get to finish his sentence, because Danny was already kissing him and pushing him right against his car. The kiss quickly turned desperate and Steve was sure they were not going to last long this first round, but that wasn’t important right now. They had all night to figure things out.

**

“Can you stay the night here, Danny? Please?”

Danny was smiling like an idiot, his eyes closed while he had his head in Steve’s lap who was gently playing with his hair. They had been talking about everything and nothing, and Danny honestly couldn’t remember the last time he felt so content after sex – so happy and relaxed. “Of course I will, babe. I don’t think I could move right now, even if I wanted to.”

Danny’s words were slurred because of his sleepiness and Steve had the biggest grin on his face, still running his fingers through Danny’s soft hair. “Thank you. I love you so much, Danno.”

Soon after they both fell asleep, still holding their arms around each other with Danny’s head on Steve’s chest. They would probably have to endure a lot of teasing from Kono and Chin at work in the morning, but that was okay. They finally had each other now, and that was more than worth it.

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