#i am pregnant

[creedslove]

hi besties i'd like to inform you all that i am pregnant after seeing pedro at the golden globes last night

#random #personal #i am pregnant #pedro got me pregnant

[lovelykhaleesiii]

I feel sick to my fucking stomach… I-

Sir your tits are out!!!!! he looking mad disheveled and the thots are plaguing me. I need him right now!!!!!!!

LET ME HAVE JUST 1 CHANCE PLEASE 😫 I PROMISE I’LL BLOW HIS MIND (and cock) !!!

credit (from Instagram) - @/sleepwalkinganimalsfam

#SIR #THE UNBUTTONED SHIRT #IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND #I AM PREGNANT #I want to smack my head against the wall #THE TATTS I WANT TO LICK LIKE A ROLL UP #tom glynn carney #TGC

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill. #I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months. #My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good. #CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10. #While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in- #-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all. #It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ. #Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do. #Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would. #My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends. #they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time. #But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together. #Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

[gojoest]

btw pregnancy freak satoru does not play around with curses anymore, no more prolonging the fights just bc he can and it’s fun. hollow purples left and right to end the mission quickly so he can go back home to fuck his pregnant wife

#— ai rambles #tw pregnancy #I AM SORRY that my every 2nd post is ab this man being obsessed w his pregnant wife #it’s eating my brain so bad and so constantly #anyway #good night sleepy time #mwah #pregnancy freak!satoru

[islandlobster]

all these posts theorizing lu malon being pregnant . i have something better

(art cr linkeduniverse)

TIME is pregnant . that letter is his doctor's results

#p.txt #WAIT !!!!!!!! THIS IS JOKE . JUST IN CASE . I AM JOKING . #the malon being pregnant theory makes me laugh i think it is a bit silly LMFAOOOO

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel : Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even KILL OUR BABY for your career.

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : AGH!

V1 : What the fuck. How could you?

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : D-AGH!

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : Mmm...

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #hey you know how i said the next few posts would be normal. well. im not sure this one counts. #you guys know how it is around here. i dont have to explain #so this is what the whiplash is really for... i see. #the implication that v1 is the one who is pregnant. this is a lot. #how am i supposed to transcribe these sounds. i will never know #i trust that you are all chronically online enough to know what this is about #had to leave the music for this one. it adds to the experience #oops i forgot the main tags

[creedslove]

i was simply working when i had a sudden intrusive thought and it feels like i was hit by a truck:

JOEL MILLER AND FOOD PLAY

and now I can't concentrate and focus on what I am doing because i am picturing all the dirty sinful things this man can do with a couple of fruits, popsicles and lollipops and your body

I AM DYING

#random #personal #joel miller #pedro pascal #i am pregnant

[honey-beezs]

I'm sorry my womb is so warm and fertile. Like it's my fault.

#away from home without my partner and it's agony #how am i supposed to get pregnant from this far away #preg kink #ftmpreg #ftm breeding

[morallyinept]

I've got Dieter brain today... 🥴 I blame @chronically-ghosted and @seratuyo for starting me off earlier... but how I have never seen these pics before??

Like, I'm sorry... what?!

The Dieter sass. Even out of character.

The earring. The hair.

JFC... 🫠

I think I've just had a midlife crisis... 🫠

#dickin' around with dieter #dieter bravo #i am not okay #call somebody #call the doctor #call the midwife #I'm not pregnant but call the midwife anyway #the earring #don't mind me just losing my mind at 2am

[inkskinned]

here's something:

when i turn 30, my mother will be 60. my grandmother will be 90. somehow, none of us realized we were spaced perfectly apart until recently.

here's something:

i conjugate don't incorrectly sometimes - he don't listen. i stole this from my mom, who stole it from her mom, who stole it from living in upstate new york, i think.

i don't look like my mom as much as i look like my dad; but i take after her anyway. recently she and i sat around a table while i showed her how to make paper flowers. later i warned her to take a coat while she walked the dog - you'll catch your death. my mom and i say ooh! it's chilly! in the same way, with the same little shake of our bodies, same cadence, same complaint. neither she nor i like the cold. we stay up north anyway.

my grandmother worked as a 3rd shift ER nurse for most of her life; she still keeps those same strange hours. my mom is the same way - she wakes up before the sun. i apologize to others - i don't sleep. i don't know if it's nature or nurture on this one. the other day i heard my mother warning her mother - take a coat when you go outside.

the halo of generations pressing little hands around my forehead.

#and i <3 am gonna break the circle <3 #im 30 and not pregnant nor can i become pregnant so like #sorry mom!!!!

[owlpellet]

just want everyone to know that i am irrevocably maternity pantspilled, i don't understand why they don't manufacture normal trouser bands like this. it is so fucking logical. our guts expand and contract all day.

i bought these the other day for general low-stress wear (they are a nice and gender neutral shape, up to size 20w us for these ones) and i am already buying another pair. sitting in every other type of trouser causes extreme nerve pain as the band digs in except this. i now can sit in a chair and know peace. if you have nerve damage or endo/pcos/etc or IBS bloating or just fucking hate the feeling of bands digging into your waist this is it. i am telling you. grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you. ignore the branding and get ready for all your ads to think you are expecting, try the damn pants, and join me in peace.

#pregnancy cw #cannot stress enough the ad algos issue #according to amazon i am a very pregnant person with horrible gestational diabetic neuropathy #many years ago i made a viral post about wanting a pair of pants so high-waisted they devour me #and i think we've reached that tale's epilogue

[scarefox]

#ping orbnithi #i am cryinggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #too soon ! #pit babe the series #petition for Pete to get pregnant just because Ping would get an existential crisis #lol

[souryam]

there's like virtually nothing you can say to me or quotes u can throw in my face to convince me that 20 year old Lily was fine and ok with her husband (a.k.a basically the only person she has around) sneaking out at night to. what. annoy muggle police officers? So many people say "oh no she was talking fondly" and I never got it bc I've always read it as her coming across as annoyed. annoyed but trying to tone it down giving that it was a letter to Sirius. Like imagine you're 20 year old with a newly born baby having to live in almost complete isolation in the middle of a war and a half of the parental unit just decides to dip every Wednesday for #boysnight like what

#lily evans #i joke saying she was clawing the walls of that cottage and would be divorced the second voldemort fell to the ground but. #it might not be a joke anymore #anti james potter #anti jily #also i say that as a 19 yo whos turning 20 in june #i cant even conceive the idea of having a child #its scary to think that she was the same age as i am when she was pregnant/had harry bc now i see she was SO YOUNG #also im not even mentioning lily saying he was GRUMPY over not being able to leave at night anymore #my brave girl suffered more than jesus being stuck at home w a annoying white man omfg

[justaregularken]

Werewolf boyfriend who literally cannot physically get you pregnant still being obsessed with the idea of breeding you because you’re his~

#werewolf fucker #werewolf boyfriend #monster fucker #werewolf nsft #hnnnngh #ken things #owo #bottomposting #this one goes out to my fellow gay werewolf lovers #Maybe we’ll all get pregnant if they try hard enough #switch things #Anyways merry Christmas #Nice or knotty ahahahahahahahahaahahaha #Hopefully knotty am I right #Ok bye bye happy holidays

[keepthetension]

still stuck on porjai, visibly pregnant, flirting with night

who fucking goes for it

i only know the asian culture i grew up in, obviously, and not thai culture. but the social stigma of being unmarried and pregnant? and having the nerve to still be flirting?? that's not the Good Girl thing to do, and i remember the way the Not Good Girls were treated and talked about where i grew up

so porjai actively trying to get dates? night finding out she's pregnant with her ex's kid and just. being fine with that? big deal to me

#last twilight the series #am i stating the obvious? maybe i'm just stating the obvious #because if you 'fucked up and got yourself pregnant' then you'd better hang your head in shame #flirting? with a nice boy? when you're in *that* condition? shame on you he deserves better #can't say i've ever given much thought to this type of scenario popping up in my gay little shows but #shocked to see it happen #i know moonlight chicken had a pregnancy storyline but those two were already together. and planned to get married #this is a different thing #and it genuinely makes me emotional #wow i sound VERY bitter huh #oops