#i am so confused

[zephyrd17]

Helloooo a quick question for all the fanfic enjoyers out there!

Please reblog for sample size!

#polls #fanfiction #writing #please how do these things work #i am an anxious writer just tryna get by #aka i am once again procrastinating on that one fic #writers on tumblr #ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #ao3 tags #how do tags work #how does posting on ao3 work???? #i am so confused #honestly hoping I'll get some feedback on this #zeph yapps #zeph tags #zeph writes #zeph complains

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling? #Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

[reythemandalor]

#i am so confused #multiverse of madness #multiverse of madness spoilers #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #doctor strange #america chavez #elizabeth olsen

[fyodor-the-whore]

um excuse me

what is this, tumblr???

#is that...... a pukicho cosplay?? #I am so confused #2k notes what the actual fuck #10k jfc just kill me already

[derpy-thebdayclown]

NEW EP WAS SO SILLY HEHE

def some parts that i was like ? What 😭 to (especially towards max, but things seemed explained by the end yk? for someone so convinced he hasnt changed he certainly HAS lol. s1 max would hit him) but i think its just first episode syndrome, i have good hope in the next few eps!! :D i really liked the episode

happy about my magic kids still being a duo i hope they get more interactions this season!! i love them

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT CJ THAT WAS SO FUNNY 😭 although does kinda mess up the priss & cameron thing (him not being with anyone since her) but maybe hes just old idk lol . i still have to warm up to him more but hes super goofy

anyways. anyways . very silly, am excited . We won!!!!

#camp camp #ramble time with derpy #camp camp season 5 #camp camp spoilers #cc spoilers #also?? i do not. Think the ep was free. #but. But i dont have first. Why did it let me watch it 😭 #i was so confused #i Am so confused #hey a wins a win #so much silliness #rambled more on my insta if anyone’s interested

[fire-bay]

Hey what's going on with Ao3???

#i am so confused

[is-the-post-reliable]

https://www.tumblr.com/john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth/728391524817207296/faqs?source=share is it true? are you one of them?

I couldn't say, on account of not knowing who any of these people are

#is it about have punctuation as your icon? that's the only link between these people I can see so far #I am so confused #ask #anon #not a fact check

[regular-gnome]

**Holds the gnome close**

I know what you are. :3

#i am so confused #gnome #ask

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

i think that lucina an peppa pig should learn to set aside their differences tbh. they could be so powerful together

???

#lucina fire emblem #fe lucina #fe13 #fire emblem awakening #peppa pig #i am so confused

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My youngest sister brought home her university boyfriend for Thanksgiving. My middle sibling introduced cieself as "Scarlett O'Hara." He didn't know what a turkey was. It was Prince George. 

#dream #i am so confused #who was prince george #what did the turkey do #thanksgiving #boyfriend #university #sibling #family #scarlett o'hara #prince george

[creektree]

okay i'm watching the witcher s3 rn, yes i'm like a year late to the party what of it, and i'm just really fucking confused how were people surprised of jaskier's queer romance???? like people be like "unexpected romance", like bitch where???? did you see him in season 1???? and hear the heart wrenching breakup song in season 2??? like i am genuinely confused

#jaskier #the witcher #the witcher season 3 #the witcher netflix #joey batey #jaskier is so gay #honestly guys #i am so confused #like how could you not see it

[shakaxmoon]

portfraeng dynamic

world meetings are a blast with these three 🙃

#i apologize for the crackity of this #but it is them your honor #engportfra #portfraeng #whts the ship name fr #fraengport #aph portugal #hetalia #aph england #aph france #hws portugal #hws england #hws france #chaotic bitches #aph #hws #fraporteng #i am so confused #shaka arts

[revengemode]

This is not AI? The stylists had an emergency meeting????

#I am so confused #but also very high #Dune Part Two #Maybe?

[daegeseage-art]

you go, funky little traumatised man

#final fantasy 7 #final fantasy 7 remake #ff7 #cloud strife #ff7 fanart #final fantasy vii #just finished watching a playthrough for ff7 remake!! i like it a lot #what do I watch next please help? there's rebirth but also crisis core??? #i am so confused

[cable-knit-sweater]

MICHAEL WHAT IN THE EVANSTAN IS THIS????

#chris evans #sebastian stan #I AM SO CONFUSED #DYING #EVANSTAN #WHAT #AHHHH

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Can you please refresh my memory by telling me who stole your DCA ask blog and your comic? If it’s not too much to ask of you anyways. I realized that your work was stolen from you years ago but I don’t remember the username of the tumblr artist nor their account.

What?

I never HAD a DCA ask blog. All my DCA stuff is right here, this is my only blog. I began making DCA stuff in January 2023, I'm so confused as to what you mean.

#answered ask #fnaf dca #i am so confused