#i am so gay for agnes y'all

[tallymonster]

This last episode of The Gilded Age made me cry AGAIN. this show is perfection and I am so here for what's coming next. Spoilers under cut cuz I have mutuals who arent caught up to the most recent episode. I'm not talking about EVERYTHING tho cuz I only remember the big parts tbh.

HOLY SHIT okay so first off, Peggy and the reporter guy whose name I always forget KISSED last episode!!!!

So glad Marian was like GIRL HE'S MARRIED TF?!

Also the whole thing with the school closing, like I cannot believe they would just close it because it's a school for black kids wtf 1880's New York!! You're supposed to be more progressive, but yeah stark reminder of the times we're in during the show.

The whole thing with Mrs. Russell and Mrs. Winterton being all petty with each other now that Winterton has some pull with the old guard who are leaving the Academy for the Met??? 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌. HERE. FOR. IT. love the bargaining to get the center box. Like Winterton, girl, this is BERTHA RUSSELL.

oh and speaking of hbic Mrs. Russell, the Duke is coming to the Met omfg her whole world just ended right there!! The look on her face when Larry and Gladys were like " Hey, were off to the party, see ya!"

That fucking party too!!!! Omfg Dash, I cannot with you!!!!! To like invite everyone that you know to this solarium thing which, baller move btw I would love to have my own solarium in a garden like living the dream

Okay, so this party is popping off too like all the DRAMA

Gladys is getting hit on by ANOTHER bachelor, and Larry comes to the rescue like a protective older brother, we stan.

Oscar and Maud are hella cute together, like I know he's gay and kind of a fortune chaser, and I have a feeling she's got something going on with her...like idk there's just some slightly red tinged flags with her background...I guess we'll see...BUT they kissed too!!!!!! And it was so hot!!!! Like daaamn Oscar!!! I didn't know you could kiss a lady like that!!

So Dashiel puts the party together for the dedication of the solarium, but then as he's making a speech about it, he brings up Marian!!!

And then he starts going on this rant about moving back to NY to have his daughter grow up where he did and he didn't expect to fall in love

Y'all the look on Marian's FACE!!??? it was the same look I had too tbh

HE PROPOSED TO HER!!!!! AND AUNT AGNES WAS ALL ABOUT IT CUZ DUH

Omg and Aunt Ada and Forte were both like UH UH YOU DO NOT WANNA SAY YES WE CAN TELL!!!!

Like everyone was hella shocked and YALL THE SCREAM I SCREAMED WHEN THEY SHOWED LARRY'S FACE!!!! this poor man just got dumped by his boss/milfy widow just to come back to NY and see the other girl he liked get engaged. Big fat L for Larry.

Cut to Jack, he sent in for a patent for that clock piece he invented, and he gets denied because he's not part of a clockmakers guild or whatever.

Fucking Armstrong over here has to shit in his Cheerios and just talk mad shit like I cannot wait for her to say the wrong thing in front of Agnes. like you're on thin ice already because of all the racist shit you did and said to Peggy, Armstrong like what is your game plan???

So Mr. Russell goes to one of the union dudes houses. Like it's the same guy who came to his house but again, I forget their names

They talk for a min and it looks like Russell is having a small change of heart when he sees the man's family. The oldest son who doesn't look more than like 17 tells Russell that he's working in the mill too, to support his family.

Russell leaves and is greeted by a mob of people who work in the mills. Like they brought their families too so you see women with babies in their arms.

Rest of the episode is going back and forth between the smaller plots. Like Bannister and one of the other servants whose name I also forget seeing Church come back to the Russell home drunk, which ended up being that it was the 30th anniversary of the death of Church's wife who died so he got drunk.

Same small plot thing, Mrs. Astor, Mrs. Van Rhijn, and Mr. McAllister all come together to plot how to save the Academy since Winterton is taking a bunch of people and taking them to the Met.

Okay, now for the worst cry I had.

Forte and Ada come to visit Agnes after their honeymoon to Niagara Falls.He had been having some back pain and he went to some doctors

At first it was just like oh here's some pain meds to take care of it, let's go do some tests though.

Well....he goes to another specialist and he tells Forte that he has something more serious.

Cut to Marian coming to visit, she's thinking it's about her engagement to Dash, so she starts to talk about it with Ada

Ada was like "I didn't call for you?"

Forte comes out and says "I did. I need to talk to the both of you." And makes Ada and Marian sit.

Scene cuts to Marian rushing into the Van Rhijn house, Agnes, Oscar, and cousin Aurora are all there.

We find out that Uncle Forte as Marian calls him, has cancer. It's the kind that starts in the back and begins to spread. So it sounds like he has some sort of bone cancer?

Agnes immediately rushed over to Ada

Scene change and we go to Ada and Forte in his bed, she's cuddling him and telling him that they'll get through it. She starts to tear up which makes him cry.

The doorbell rings, and Ada goes downstairs

She sees Agnes there and she runs into her sister's arms.

The sobbing that Cynthia Nixon did here absolutely destroyed me.

Agnes saying to Ada, "I'm here. You've not to worry." Just reminded me of my brother doing that with me when our mom died and it broke me.

Agnes tried to get Ada and Forte to come to the Van Rhijn home but they said no

Props to Ada and Forte. Death with dignity will always be my stance and I think that's what is going to be implied here.

Mad props also go to Mr. Russell for not shooting the strikers. I think he's starting to have a change of heart with the robber baron tendencies.

All in all, GOOD EPISODE. MADE ME CRY. I LOVED IT. can't wait to see how the opening night will go lololol specially cuz Winterton doesn't know about Mr. Russell basically blackmailing the dude from the Met!! Ohohohohhooooo

#the gilded age #gilded age hbo #gilded age spoilers #gilded age hbo spoilers #gilded age s2e6 #stan the Russells

[florenceisfalling]

@jaeyleo made me fall in love w this stronk pirate lady named agnes and i will now inflict that love onto all of you :’^)

referenced from adorkastock!

#i am so gay for agnes y'all #my art #my fanart #june's buds #pirate character #pirate #agnes #paint tool sai #scar tw #blade tw #she is. prebby #i dont have much else to say tbh but imfdsflkadsfj IM gay

[eatspiderss]

Most the tma fandoms general opinions on the characters (by someone who has only been in the fandom for a week or two):

Jon: everyone loves Jon, ace king :) (also monster Jon rights)

Martin: very good, very cute, very gay, a fan favorite

Tim: I hope he's enjoying his kayaking trip :(

Sasha: Talanted, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopper, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

Elias: you either love him or hate him

Peter: bi- big- big boy man

Gertrude: cool grandma 😎

Gerry: punk icon, cool grandson (kinda) 😎

Michael: love him <3

Basira: a queen absolutely iconic

Daisy: y'all are a bunch of simps for her but like same

Jude: (see Daisy)

Annabelle: (see Jude)

Helen: she's on that queen shit, no choice but to stan

Simon: I am honestly still unsure about this one but I usually see good things about him

The umbrella: disgusting, you're just like your father, we hate you, you useless filthy piece of junk

Georgie: Spooktacular we love her but please save her from those damn sponsorships

Melanie: knife wife, slaughter queen

Agnes: hot fire wife very pretty an absolute icon also Jude liked her so clearly she's top tier

Lietner: like with Elias you either love him or hate him and if you hate him you definitely stan Gerry

Breekon and Hope: idk about y'all but I actually liked them and Breekons statement was really sad :((

Jane Prentiss: you are either scared of her or you think she's a hot worm lady (idk why y'all think worms are attractive but thats not my problem)

Jonah Magnus: idk what y'all think but someone called him a Victorian dandy on his wiki so like that's neat

Alright I think that's all if there's more tell me which ones and maybe I'll do more

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus institute #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jon sims #tma jonathan sims #tma jon #jonmartin #monster jon rights #tma elias #tma martin #tma season 5 #tma spoilers #tma 170 #the magnus pod #jon the magnus archives #martin the magnus archives #magnuspod #magnus archives #I literally cannot tag all these characters its too much #whatever I'm sure that was plenty of tags

[jollyhaunt]

things i need to let out before i pass out from exhaustion (definitely not the fact i was crying from 2-4am)

they kept klaus' PTSD!! love the consistency. also,, pls get him some help

when the fuck are they going to remmeber that klaus can commune with the dead? whenever he's babbling to thin air, has it not crossed their minds that oh idk.. hES TALKING TO A DEAD PERSON AND POSSIBLY NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE????

addressing the weird romance thing between allison and luther and klaus calling them out bfu style

raymond!!! keep fighting sweetie we fucking adore u

elliot :(( deserved better, the lil nerd. rlly wanted him to get a happy ending

uHh when diego said "lizard people" that did not sit well with me. if y'all don't know, that's rather anti-semitic

did,,, did diego forget five was the one to assassinate JFK??? did the others remmeber this?? if so, did they rlly let him go on a spiral to stop it i– NOOO 💀💀💀

five was absolutely feral this season and i loved it

THEY TOOK AWAY FIVE'S GOLDFISH RIGHTS!!!

the handler gave me really creepy predatoral vibes and i cant stand her for that (and ofc the fact that she's the antagonist)

lila.. idk man she's definitely a character and idk how to feel abt her now

why am i surprised ben has an emo cut now? he screams sad emo rawr xD

MR PENNYCRUMBS!! NEED HIM PLS

VANYA WAS REALLY LIVING THE PINING LESBIAN FARM LIFE AND WE LOVE HER FOR THAT. THE GAYS HAVE WON!!

dave dave dAVE :(((

THE SIBLINGS HUGS!!! MY HEART I CANt

can we get a five hug some time soon...

luther's character development? exquisite. he's growing on me

i will die for each and every single one of them

the board of directors scene is one of my favourites hH yes

ngl i wanted more hazel and agnes :(

WHAT THE FUCK REGGIE???

five jinxed the whole un-adopted thing

i fucking knewww they wouldn't be adopted in the future like– they practically told reginald themselves to not adopt them

ben hHahshs i couldn't stop crying i miss him

also,,, they didn't rlly mention the loved ones they left behind in 2019..?? like diego didn't mention edora, five didn't mention dolores, allison did mention claire once or twice,,, vanya didn't remember so.. and luther?? idk ngl i cant remember if he mentioned the moon

also, five has been adverting the apocalypse for 2 weeks..? holy shit he doesn't need just coffee, he needs some goddamn therapy

they all do

season 3 but they say fuck the sparrow academy and seek therapy to cool their jets THEN fix the timeline (ahah sike that's asking too much)

the racism and homophobia did get to me lot of times and i had to pause bc it was overwhelming... as smo who is a lesbian and POC, that hurt oOmf

FIVE MEETING FIVE?? THAT I CBAT HDJJD

herb and dot.. i c u

i cannot,, think so i'll stop there djdkd

if u wanna add ur own spiel go ahead

#tua spoilers #tua season two #tua season 2 #the umbrella academy season two #the umbrella academy season 2 #the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua

[mot-hesbian]

I posted 1,921 times in 2021

33 posts created (2%)

1888 posts reblogged (98%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 57.2 posts.

I added 113 tags in 2021

#gossip girl - 22 posts

#jenny humphrey - 15 posts

#harlot speaks - 12 posts

#lily van der woodsen - 10 posts

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Longest Tag: 55 characters

#i'm sure there are other fandoms i'm not thinking about

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Which is better?

Or

I have decided not to choose. I vibe with all the gays things I probably shouldn't ship.

11 notes • Posted 2021-07-19 16:56:19 GMT

#4

I'm opening shop for fic requests!

Send me a sentence prompt (e.g. "Why are you like this?"), a short (1 or 2 sentence) story idea, or a trope for a certain character, duo, or ship and I'll write a fic for it!

Fandoms include:

Gossip Girl (my specialties are (in order) Jenny, Lily, Blair, Dan, and Eric (although I will write for other characters if asked to). Ships I specialize in are Jenny x Agnes, rufly, Lily x William (I don't ship them, but I am fascinated by the toxicity), dair, blairena, blenny, etc.)

Gilmore Girls (Luke, Lorelai, Jess, Rory, Paris, Emily, and Richard probably, ships include Rory x Paris, Luke x Lorelai, Richard x Emily, and maybe some background Dean x Rory or Rory x Jess. I would like to explore possible Jess x Dean tho ngl.)

Riverdale (Alice, Fp, Hermione, Betty (my Betty is either a rep of how toxic she is on the show or an ooc version of her cuz I'm salty about bad mental illness rep), Jughead (no whump or woobifying him, he is a regular character who deals with less bs bc I don't feel like writing over the top bs in my stories...at least not to the extent of the show), VERONICA, Archie, JOSIE, TONI, and Cheryl. Ships I'm good at are Beronica, Falice, Barchie, Veggie, Jarchie, Jeronica, I'd be willing to watch season 5 to learn about Jabitha so I could write that, Choni, etc.)

I'll add more when I'm in a better headspace for other fandoms rn I'm hyperfixating.

Send in an ask if you're interested!

12 notes • Posted 2021-09-20 20:57:40 GMT

#3

It took a day and a half but I got the prom queen Vera ending!!! First non-rejection ending cuz my ass started simping the moment I saw her.

14 notes • Posted 2021-04-26 22:29:43 GMT

#2

Hey y'all! I just made a Gossip Girl Discord server!

It's mainly for Rufly, Dair, and Serenate fans but almost anyone is welcome!

If you don't like Dair, Rufly, or Serenate this server probably won't be for you. It is a place for Dair, Rufly, and Serenate fans to vibe and headcanon.

This server is also not Ch*ck B*ss friendly, Chip Whiskers and Ch*ir fans stay away

This is also a pro Jenny Humphrey and Vanessa Abrams server, if you don't like them dni. It really is that simple. They didn't do anything worse than any other character, you might just be classist.

DM if you are interested in joining

23 notes • Posted 2021-08-04 22:38:50 GMT

#1

Y'all, The Beautiful by Renée Ahdieh really is just Twilight with more horror based vampires, murder mystery, and lots of queer coding.

It is quite literally the gayest thing I've ever read.

Also, poc and proper representation galore!!!

32 notes • Posted 2021-09-05 15:18:44 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

I have many feelings about this fucking mess

Also

Wtf???

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #i have regrets #Yet also #no shame #Harlot speaks