#i am such a simp for him 😞

[nxrrislando]

WHEN IN ROME ೯⠀⁺ ⠀ 𖥻 o.piastri

𝐨𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 — ᝰ.ᐟ SMAU

PLOT ━━･❪ When the spontaneous girlfriend and chill boyfriend end up in rome for an adventure . ❫

WARNINGS ━━･❪ everything written is fake and for the purpose of entertainment ❫

my fics!

❪ IMESSAGE ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

osc🌷🌸💞💘🎀

0 new notifications — 0s ago

❪ INSTAGRAM STORY ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

yourusername

posted on their story — 5h ago

viewed by landonorris, alexalbon and 752,891 others replies to your story

username oh to date oscar piastri and jet off to random places as well as the races

landonorris put your feet away weirdo

username where you off to now?! TAKE ME WITH YOU

lilymhe Alex would never he hates me😞

| yourusername date me instead, we’d be so good together xx

oscarpiastri

posted on their story — 5h ago

viewed by landonorris, loganseargant and 1,321,444 others replies to your story

landonorris this is new? | oscarpiastri she found a new wowcher mystery holiday🤷🏼‍♂️

username i am unhealthy about the randomness of their relationship

username set me up with your gf please

username can I borrow 20 quid?

❪ INSTAGRAM POST ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

yourusername

uploaded a post — 2h ago

liked by yourbestfriend, oscar piastri and 411,469 others

yourusername I love it here with you🍊

view all 989 comments

oscarpiastri my beautiful girl

yourusername love you the mostest landonorris ew get out of here with that alexalbon simp username i want what they have

username where are you

yourusername rome🤍

username you’re gorgeous

yourusername thank you pretty

francisca.cgomes the most beautiful🫶🏻

yourusername all you kika xxx

username the random holiday to rome is such a dream, any itinerary??

yourusername just exploring, wine pasta, and lots of pasta (he’s sick of me) oscarpiastri could never be

❪ INSTAGRAM POST ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

oscarpiastri uploaded a post — 5h ago

liked by yourusername, nicolepiastri and 981,506 others

oscarpiastri rome, what an unreal view

view all 1,098 comments

yourusername you’re so sappy and cute omg

oscarpiastri😊

yourusername who is this fine man’s page I’ve come across, can i have his number, can he come to my room??

oscarpiastri got a gf sorry yourusername @ oscarpiastri you’re sorry? oscarpiastri @ yourusername no wait.

username my god this so cute

username she’s so pretty

oscarpiastri isn’t she just?

username gonna fight oscar for her tbh look at her!

username my parents🫶🏻

landonorris *my parents oscarpiastri you’re literally older… you know what it dm

username what did yn truly do in another life to live my dream one

❪ INSTAGRAM STORY ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

yourusername

posted on their story — 5h ago

viewed by carlossainz55, lilymhe and 752,891 others replies to your story

yourusername

posted on their story — 3h ago

viewed by oscarpiastri, lewishamilton and 2,010,814 others replies to your story

user what?! can i be the flower girl

yourbestfriend HELLO?! WTF IS GOING ON? ENGAGED? HOW HAS HE DONE THAT, YOU PLANNED THE HOLIDAY??

| yourusername he said he’d had the ring for a little bit and was planning on later this year but brought it with him in case he felt the moment was right, said he’d been planning since we touched down in rome cause it just felt right, god i love him.

❪ INSTAGRAM POST ━━ JANUARY, 2024 ❫

yourusername & oscarpiastri

uploaded a post — 1h ago

liked by charlesleclerc, nicolepiastri and 2,981,506 others

yourusername when in rome 🧡

view all 7,043 comments

username WTH IS GOING ON

landonorris FINALLY he’s only been panicking for days

oscarpiastri shut up lando yourusername hes so cute don’t bully him

logan sargeant congrats mate

liked by oscarpiastri!

maxverstappen all the best from me and Kelly😊

yourusername thank you maxie

landonorris so excited to be the flower girl!!

alexalbon pretty sure that was my job thanks(congrats btw) lilymhe @ landonorris @ alexalbon childish the both of you, congratulations yn and oscar, such exciting news!!🫶🏻

francisca.cgomes omg this is amazing, all the love from me and pierre🤍

yourusername thank you sm all of you!!

username they’re getting married omg they’re the reason i believe in love!!

username im unhealthy about my parents i love them sm

@edwardslvrr @italyrryx

#oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader #f1 fanfic #formula one #oscar piastri x you #formula 1 #formula racing #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #fanfiction #mclaren

[seneon]

hcs for nagi, rin, sae, bachi, and chigiri + their reaction to you being a huge supporter of another fellow soccer player, who they may or may not like/get along with. i mean reader got jerseys, posters, probably an autograph somewhere idk

I AM THE ORIGINAL.

featuring. nagi seishiro, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, bachira meguru and chigiri hyoma.

genre. crack / comedy, some jealousy, uh idk ngl.. | gn! reader.

notes. wsg ava ‼️ for plot armour, the other fellow soccer will be reo and kaiser LOLOLOLOL. those two are the most suitable imo. guys pls don't kill me i actually don't know what im writing

SEISHIRO NAGI — he doesn't really care.

nagi couldn't care less if you went insane over his best friend in terms of soccer and looks. i mean, it's literally his best friend so why would it bother him? you absolutely made it clear that you love him more than reo and he trusts in you 101% #trustingbf. ofc, there were times where he gets jealous and when he does, he threatens reo instead LMFOA.

RIN ITOSHI — his blood boils. a lot.

rin absolutely despises kaiser's ass. he literally hates every single interaction you've had with kaiser and tends to get very jealous whenever you brought your kaiser merch everywhere you go. he doesn't really show it but trust me, you can sense that his blood boils everytime. still, he tolerates you and your kaiser obsession just because it makes you happy 😞🫶🏻

SAE ITOSHI — he doesn't give a single shit.

sae knows he's way better than kaiser. in every aspect. plus, he has a mindset that you should be the luckiest girl alive to even be dating the itoshi sae... he'd be so egoistic about it. bro, sae probably don't even have time to care for your kaiser obsession.. maybe he'd get a bit protective or controlling about your fangirling but he'll just sigh it off as an average teenage girl interest.

MEGURU BACHIRA — he gets all pouty.

bachira would sulk and playfully get all pouty with you being a fan of reo. he has nothing against reo but sometimes he just wants to strangle reo for catching his gf's attention more than he did. i mean, you have every merch available of reo. bachira will be like "but i'm better than mr. rich guy!" and puff his cheeks in annoyance while crossing his arms.

HYOMA CHIGIRI — he questions your interests.

chigiri literally stares at you weirdly with your kaiser supporting. most of the times, he doesn't understand what's so cool about kaiser and why you even simped for him. he's probably the 'side eye' bf that doesn't even bother to ask his gf questions. chigiri would rather leave than listen to your delulu self talk. xd.

tags — @anqelically | @yuquinzel @itonashi @daiseukiis @adorlings @noomon @s-shirasenpai

#🎥 senreqs #❥ avava #blue lock #blue lock x reader #blue lock hcs #blue lock imagines #nagi seishiro #rin itoshi #sae itoshi #bachira meguru #chigiri hyoma #bllk x reader

[justallihere]

AHHHHHHHHH

Before I get into my thoughts(I freaking LOVED this chapter): I hope you find this amusing. I took a post-work nap and was super excited to hopefully wake up to the new update... I then had a very strange dream involving me reading the new chapter but it took a very strange and morbid turn where a lot of people ended up dying in your fic? 💀 I was very confused 😭 bc at some point it wasn't even FW-related anymore, it just had the characters and they were all dying and then i was fighting for my life trying not to die???? I blame the mix of caffeine I had before my nap and my chronic pain. Safe to say i woke up sweating and very confused BUT i grabbed my phone and was very happy to see the notifications for the update.

Moving onto my thoughts (Alli, the way i was LITERALLY screaming throughout the entire chapter) Strap in for a LENGTHY ask. I just love you and this fic so much can you tell my parasocial relationship might be getting out of hand

Xaden woke up and was like "Where is my wife and why isn't she here and in bed with me so I can secretly cuddle and admire her beautiful face and hair 😞", man is whipped

Violet being very grouchy and uncomfortable bc she is in pain and probably didnt sleep well? Honestly so relatable bc i was like, same girlie same. I love how you continue to highlight how Violet deals with chronic pain and how people around her are stunned by how she continues to function (i.e Garrick) It's so realistic and I love it (looking at you RY, some days ppl can't just push through and put it inside a box all the damn time) Xaden is so in tune with her needs, he's frothing at the mouth for the chance to take care of her

“It’s called taking care of you. My sincerest apologies if you’re unfamiliar with the concept.” I FREAKING SCREECHED. The fact that Xaden verbalized this to Violet's face, it just shows how he is already starting to try to re-write the narrative between the two and their relationship

Even though you already gave us the snippet of the divorce convo, I still ate it up, I can't get enough of these two!!!!

Big brother Brennan coming in clutch and telling everyone that she can only stomach fruit so Violet doesn't have to do it herself!!!! wonderful detail and it shows Violet that Brennan cares and remembers. He's trying Violet!!!! But Violet still hasn't forgiven him and I am living for it. Make him suffer girlie

I am so honored that my comment has now contributed to this fic 😭. This will be my Roman Empire for a HOT second. Of course, Xaden was able to deduct that she's good with poisons, its only right 😌. I imagine this is the progression of Garrick's face during this (🤨🤯😧😳) and Brennan has the biggest internal grin 😭 I am a sucker for older siblings being proud of their baby siblings

DON'T PANIC, THE BOOK OF FABLES WAS MENTIONED. WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE REVEAL!!!!!!! Brennan is stirring the pot whether he knows it or not. I'm cackling manically for the havoc that is about to be unleashed on their poor souls.

Did Xaden want to wring Brennan's neck for talking about the wyvern? Or he is secretly happy that he didn't have to do it himself. I remember there was an ask about how in the contract Tyrrendor wasn't allowed to disclose that information to Violet?

freaking frack... Xaden taking care of Violet will always make me weak. The fact that Violet lets him???? Girlie deserves to be pampered after the absolute shit she has and will go through

“Have you ever considered that I like putting my hands on you?” Xaden asked.  -- I would fold so fast, Violet is so strong 🫡. Xaden is so in tune with her nonverbal cues. She doesn't have to say a word and he's ready to be at her service. Man is down BAD for his wife and I am fully supportive of men being absolute simps for their hot wives

the fact that we get the backstory to how Xaden learned to braid and how Sloane MADE him redo it until it was good???? *chefs kiss* Of course Brennan would do Sloane's hair. He needed it as much as Sloane needed someone to do it for her. I am SOBBING. How do you keep making me feel things Alli??? I DON'T DO FEELINGS!!!!!

Deigh feels like a pseudo uncle or older brother to Andarana and I am LIVING for it. Andarana's like "Mom and dad need to bone so I'll make Deigh hang out with me" 😭

Of course, Violet comes up with a new way to implement runes. THATS MY GIRL! You are a genius for thinking that!!! (unless that's canon then please ignore me. I think I've reached a point where fanfics almost become canon for FW and I can't differentiate them rn)

 "Disappointment washed over him, entirely illogical; he liked the sight of her wearing something that belonged to him." You poor soul Xaden. Its only downhill from here. Emotions are never logical smh

"For that alone, Xaden didn’t complain when he took the gloves, and Liam just grinned like he knew it." I bet Xaden would murder her brother if he wasn't important if it would ensure her laugh and smile like that

geez. if you read through all of this and still answer me, thank you 🖤🖤🖤🖤 (I'm re-reading this and realized I actually wrote an essay....) I hope you can rest up this weekend and take it easy!!!!

I also took a bomb nap before posting this chapter yesterday, I love that we were on the same page about it 🫶🏻 (also it’s not parasocial if it’s reciprocated, we’re besties now)

So many beautiful thoughts here thank you!!!!! Xaden is a simp and he and Brennan are NOT prepared for Violet to find out secrets and start demanding answers from them. They should be more scared than they are

I like to let Garrick learn some new scary fun fact about Violet every so often, it keeps him humble. He deserves to be scared of this woman half his size (and as soon as he figures out that keeping her happy means Xaden will do anything, he’ll take so much advantage of it. So will Mira when she starts spending more time with them).

Deigh has been roped into this strange little family and he’s like “okay this is fine I guess” because he respects Tairn and Sgaeyl and also likes Andarna but is a little scared of her at the same time

Honestly the runes in the book confuse the fuck out of me, I tried my best, I don’t think it’s canon but Violet strikes me as the type to have all these extravagant ideas about how to use them except she’s not good enough with them yet to do it herself so she asks Xaden who will do literally anything for her

#storm in the quiet

[sanaxo-o]

your moots as tbz members? :DD

OH FINALLY GOT THIS AHWJWHEHDH

Now I am only tagging the moots with whom I interact on a daily basis. Even if I did not include you plz don’t mind me 😭 it must have just slipped my mind because of the exams. But I love every single moot of mine.

Nara @o-onikix : Kevin

Hear me out, she is the literal definition of Kevin, the way this girl always spams me with the most random things on insta 😭. And she like listens to more western artists then me so that’s a plus on top of that her sense of humour makes me want to punch her sometimes (lovingly). Just like Kevin she is always screaming man 😭.

Ally @winterchimez : Sangyeon

Let’s be for real, if I don’t give Als Sangyeon then idk who else would it be (maybe Jacob? Kind of. She is very caring and calm when on call 💀😭) but then whenever we both talk it’s like chaos is always with us. Like my Sabrina girlie <3 I can always count on ally tbh, like I always see myself talking with her about my exams and shit and she is always there to comfort and support me 😞.

Izzy @from-izzy : Sunwoo

I know I once said it was Kevin or Jacob but the more me and izzy talk the more o understand just how much of a danger she is to the society with her craziness…and the way she flirts with me all the damn time?? Like damn girl..(she outdid me in that and I am scared) but then again izz is also like so sweet like Sunwoo (and delulu like him but let’s keep that topic for later). We both can go from talking about something random to something serious or calm in a snap of a finger.

Clo @cloverdaisies : Changmin

This girl, do you see her?? She is batshit crazy. Like the way she says the most unhinged things out of nowhere always gets me and I always see myself laughing whenever with clo. Like not even kidding man and then when we have those deep conversations I always see myself so invested and I just feel like protecting clo and just hugging her 😞. (And me and ally coming at your place to tuck you in bed and to take care of you ‼️)

Bar @sohnric : Eric

No please, if I don’t give bar Eric it’d be like a huge ass crime let’s be for real. Like the amount of energy this girl has all the damn time??? She would be running around the house at 2 am and I won’t even be surprised because that’s normal…but then again when me and bar are together it’s absolute chaos and madness (I am still gonna drive the car)

Gill @astrae4 : Chanhee

Ahh my fellow Chanhee girlie <3. I stand by what I said, Chanhee girlies are so pretty and gill is the definition of pretty. She is also so sweet all the damn time, and I just feel like saving her from all the chaos which goes on in the gc :)

Maya @kimsohn : Haknyeon

Ohh my fellow desi girl <3 this might seem very different but yes. I don’t even remember how we both started talking tbh. We just clicked so well when together 😭. And yk how you feel when you see Hak on the screen? All smiley smiles, that’s how I feel when me and Maya talk hehe. Like I love Maya so much yall 😞‼️

Fawn @juyeonszn : Juyeon

Man do I love her?? Yes I do. Do I simp over the way I simp over Juyeon? Yes I do. Do I love both of them loads? Yes I do. Sometimes fawn is so crazy (most of the times) but then we can have such calm conversations outta nowhere…it’s scary tbh.

Dora @littleroaes : Jacob

You guys don’t get it. Dora is literally so cute 😭. Like the way whenever I interact with her I always find her so cute. And the way I adore Jacob so much as an individual but also as a TBZ member is the way I adore Dora <3 and she is also so hardworking 😞‼️. Like the amount of efforts she put into her fics 😭. She deserves everything man

Special note: me, Sana, am announcing that I would be the one to drive the car when we meet 😼

#the boyz #moots 💗 #moot games #ally 🌥️ #clo 🌸 #nara 💫 #Gill 🐧 #bar 🦄 #maya 🪷 #fawn 🌺 #dora 🌻 #izzy ☀️

[vxiphoid]

ꉂ LUNAR BREATHE ᝰ

❨ music for: the om!brothers, from: you ❩ i havent written for obey me yet so heres my take on “gifting” them with music you’d think they’d like :]] my GAWD i cannot write for lucifer to save my life😞﹫lucifer, mammon, & leviathan

lucifer

playlist; workaholics

MARRY-GO-ROUND OF LIFE - JOE HISAISHI

now playing ෴

up next queue ↴

CHARLIE’S INFERNO - THAT HANDSOME DEVIL

NOEL’S LAMENT - KHOLBY WARDELL

MY TIME - BO EN

𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀

♫ MARRY-GO-ROUND OF LIFE - JOE HISAISHI

- self explanatory, you can’t tell me he doesn’t listen to this song. smooches the top of your head for putting it on even though its already on his playlist, you know him so well<33 lucifer defo dances with you to this song MWAH MWAH. also likes listening to this while doing paperwork? i dunno manne he just really likes this song

♫ CHARLIE’S INFERNO - THAT HANDSOME DEVIL

- believe it or not, lucifer has this song memorized WORD FOR WORD. you’re jamming to all the upbeat parts n he’s just “i don’t want to dieeeee please don’t let me diiiiiieeee” he enjoys the song i swear. he doesn’t listen to this one much, once every blue moon or so, but when he does he’s smiling just a little

♫ NOEL’S LAMENT - KHOLBY WARDELL

- OH MY GAWWWD WJHEWKDN‼️ he loves this song its so dramatic and (he’s a drama king)⁉️⁉️ the violence is sorta like therapeutic, bobbing his head to it and everything (this is a cry for help). lucifer loves classical music and the rhythm of the song gives off that vibe. literally unravels his whole big brother act to this song, such a stress reliever, cannot thank you enough.

♫ MY TIME - BO EN

- now THIS is a genre he doesn’t listen to. since its new to him you kinda just sit and watch him. the piano is well placed plus the song is a whole burst of energy, multiple shots of expresso livening moods. you said that its from a video game from the human world but the songs have way different meanings than they seem and lucifer stayed awake all night to decode it. it was on loop for like six hours straight…

mammon

playlist; music is cheaper than therapy

FUNEE HAT FREESTYLE, FUNEE HAT SONG - KEVINKEMPT

now playing ෴

up next queue ↴

DOGTOOTH - TYLER, THE CREATOR

HONEY - KEHLANI

MOONLIGHT - KALI UCHIS

𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀

♫ FUNEE HAT FREESTYLE, FUNEE HAT SONG - KEVINKEMPT

- this is the song he blasts at like 3 am to piss off levi and satan also because its a whole bop??? a song about hats has mammon hyped as soon as it shuffles on his playlist. his favorite hat you ask? funny ducky hat‼️‼️ has to barricade is door when he does play this, satan will break it down.

♫ DOGTOOTH - TYLER, THE CREATOR

- there is NO WAY mammon doesn’t listen to tyler omfg. this is a rather new song so when you were like “oh great mammon, please spend two minutes and fifty seven seconds of your life to listen to such a yummy song” (in his words, not yours) he had to try it out. lets just say those two minutes and fifty seven seconds was completely worth it.

♫ HONEY - KEHLANI

- you told him to listen to this PURELY because he’s a simp. this man lays awake in his bed, smiling like an idiot just thinking about you, why not give him a little background noise while he does? literal putty in his bed after that. he’s yours, he’s yours, he’s yours.

♫ MOONLIGHT - KALI UCHIS

- type of song you listen to when you’re on cloud nine thinking about your first kiss or something like that… something about the beat is so soul-gripping. THE SPANISH? LAWWD. AND HER VOICE IS HEAVENLY. kiss him to this song PLEASE. why is this song 10 hours long?

leviathan

playlist; airplane mode

NOVACANE - FRANK OCEAN

now playing ෴

up next queue ↴

LOVE TASTE - MOE SHOP

STRESS RELIEF - LATE NIGHT DRIVE HOME

FIGHTER - JACK STAUBER

𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀𓈀

♫ NOVACANE - FRANK OCEAN

- half of the time you have no idea what this dude is listening to, think of novacane as a blessing. this is a song where you have to leave levi alone with it because he’s to embarrassed to sing the curse words near you😭 but once he gets comfortable the only thing you’re really going to get is humming along with the song. he does like this one though :]

♫ LOVE TASTE - MOE SHOP

- CLASSIC BOP FOR GAMING. has this shit on full blast in his headphones + 1000 notifications from his phone telling him that his music is too loud. levi is the happiest when you show him this one because its right up his ally and you play games with him with this in the background😋.

♫ STRESS RELIEF - LATE NIGHT DRIVE HOME

- he has those times where he gets sad for literally no reason and he spins in his little chair and thinks about it, this song is perfect for that. lowkey helps him think everything over and even if he’s not sad it kinda just empties his brain. give him lots of kisses, basically shower him with love after listening to this <3

♫ FIGHTER - JACK STAUBER

- THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SONGS WHERE LEVI LITERALLY CANT STOP LISTENING TO… ABSOLUTELY FOLDS. yall are little nerds and finish the lyrics to the song one by one without having to communicate on who sings what, telekinesis type stuff.

back to om! masterlist

#obey me one master to rule them all #obey me #om! shall we date #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #obey me nightbringer #om! headcanons #om! nightbringer #om! x reader #om! lucifer #obey me lucifer #lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer headcanons #om! mammon #obey me mammon #mammon x reader #obey me mammon headcanons #om! leviathan #obey me leviathan #leviathan x reader #obey me levi hc #song recs #fav songs #favorite songs #song reccomendations #music #music reccs #music recommendation

[amiharana]

15, 28, 🧑‍🎨 !!!

(ask games from here and here)

i am Desperately going to try to keep all these sections shorter than i would normally write because i have to answer three things and i'm not trying to make this a graduate dissertation on revalink so HERE WE GO BESTIES

🛌 15. Going through their bedtime routine.

link's bedtime routine is pretty simple and it looks like this:

take a shower. he uses shampoo, conditioner, and body wash personalized to his hair & skin conditions that revali forcefully helped him choose. it's because he used to use that fucking. 7-in-1 body wash shit and revali was appalled when he found out

brush his teeth & hair. link feels like the type of guy who doesn't like mint chocolate ice cream because it tastes like toothpaste. revali argues with him about it all the time because what the fuck kind of toothpaste tastes like ice cream and they have to switch him to kiddie non-mint toothpaste

moisturize. link also used to not do this until revali made him. it's not like he had super dry skin before, but after he started using lotion, revali would absentmindedly rest a hand on his thigh or something and caress it because it's soft. so link kept using moisturizer LMFAO

get dressed. he only sleeps in boxers. he would actually like to sleep naked, but revali said no :[

wait in bed for revali to be done with his bedtime routine 😞 he whines the whole time about how revali is taking too long and that he's cold

wrap himself around revali like a koala when revali finally gets into bed. revali complains because he's probably got a sheet face mask on and he doesn't want it to fall off, but he's weak for link so he just lets himself get wrapped anyway. simp

sleepy time <3 link falls asleep easily if he's with revali 🥺🤍 revali is basically his safety blankie

but revali's bedtime routine... whew. revali does a slightly different thing everyday depending on what day of the week it is like he's got a hair-focus day, a face-focus day, body-focus day, etc you know what i mean? he's got a routine for every fuckin part of his body fr but here's like a general daily list

shower. actually, revali is the type of guy who does a bath and lights candles n shit, but if he's short on time, he'll do a shower. and by short on time, i mean link is whining at him from the bed to hurry up because he wants to cuddle so. revali has three different conditioners, shampoos, and body washes, and a body scrub, and all of them are from sustainable brands. he also has a couple of those pumice stones to get rid of calluses on his feet and keep them soft. he only washes his hair once a week because his hair is thick and regularly uses hair masks and protein supplements for his hair.

skincare. compared to link, revali usually does one of those 10-step korean skincare routines KJHDFKDJ he has a morning routine and a night routine, he double cleanses every other day, he exfoliates every three days, he has five different essences, dermatologist-prescribed treatments because he used to have terrible acne in his teens, and he even has a mini-fridge where he stores all of his skincare products, sheet face masks, pimple patches, etc. revali definitely got some fucked combination skin and had a lot of cystic acne in his teens, so he's very well-prepared for any skin mishaps. and it all pays off because you will not find a SINGLE blemish on this man's face. lowkey thinking about making an actual fully fleshed out morning and night time skincare routines for him.

get dressed. revali the type of guy to have matching shirt-and-pants pajama sets. the type of guy who has one of those sleeping caps AND a sleeping mask over his eyes. freak

most days, revali is probably doing a hair and/or face mask before bed for 20 mins to an hour, so he'll have a whole hair wrap in and a face mask on getting in bed with link who latches onto him immediately. link is a sleepy little guy as we all know, so of course he wants to go to sleep the moment revali gets into bed with him, but he hates it when revali moves to get up and wash out the hair mask or throw away the face sheet mask, etc. link was already warm and comfortable, why did you move!!! so they both just talk about their days or whatever to try to keep link awake until revali is done with his hair/skin treatment masks.

btw revali also taps the product into his skin and uses face rollers. the first time link sat by while revali was doing his skincare routine, revali was tapping the toner into his skin and link was like ???? Why are you hitting yourself????? and revali was like. it's for stimulation and blood circulation. and link was still like ??????? but now he really likes it when revali uses face rollers on him because it's vv relaxing

revali goes to sleep with a silk hair wrap to keep his hair moisturized. they also have silk pillowcases that revali insisted they buy because cotton dries out your hair.

and FINALLY, revali will get back into bed to let link wrap around him once more and go to sleep with the glossiest, most moisturized and perfect skin and hair ever fr

🍺 28. Link gets into a bar fight and Revali steps in to help.

(disclaimer: i've never been in a bar fight or a fight ever, so this is what i imagine it would be like LOL)

link is dodging a punch by the time revali finds him on the other side of the bar. he's got a nasty black eye, a bleeding split lip, and his gorgeous blond hair that revali had lovingly braided prior to coming here is a rat's nest on his head. his face is pulled into a snarl, brows furrowed in anger and concentration. revali sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose; no matter where they go, link is a beacon to all trouble.

by the time link's assailant is gearing up to throw his next punch, revali has already made his way to link and he pulls his boyfriend back by his elbow. link yelps in surprise, falling backwards into revali's chest, while his assailant loses his balance at the lack of a target and faceplants onto the floor. link is hot to the touch, and revali can practically feel the blood and adrenaline thrumming underneath his skin.

"'vali?" the blond says, looking back at him with wide eyes. "how did you—?"

"you aren't every difficult to find," revali replies, deadpan. "you leave a path of destruction wherever you go, and if i lose sight of you, the chances you've already gotten into trouble are incredibly high."

link winces. whether it's from an injury or guilt, revali doesn't know but he doesn't like seeing link in pain either way. "sorry."

"it can't be helped now," revali sighs resignedly, and lets link stand up on his own. he immediately misses the warmth. "let's just go home already. you look terrible." contrary to his words, revali's gaze softens and he reaches up to cradle link's cheek with a hand, brushing his thumb against the corner of his lip with a featherlight touch. link's shoulders drop, his eyes fluttering, and revali almost smiles; he loves the way link relaxes at his touch.

"no way!" shouts the assailant, who has since drunkenly struggled his way up to his own two feet again. "we're not done here! blondie's got a lot to 'pologize for!"

revali narrows his eyes at the extremely drunk man and drops his hand, stepping in front of link. "and what exactly does he have to apologize for?" he says curtly. "in fact, it should be you who should apologize for wasting my time and assaulting my boyfriend."

the man's face flushes a bright red and he grits his teeth, swaying in one spot. "how about you and your boyfriend get down on your knees and say sorry for being pathetic instead?"

revali's jaw tightens and link tries to step forward. "shut the fuck up, man—" he starts, but revali holds an arm out over link's chest, keeping his eyes on the man.

"we will do nothing of the sort," he says, his voice as sharp as the point of an arrow. then, revali takes a deep breath and suddenly throws a punch, his fist colliding hard with the man's jaw. he drops to the ground, knocked out, and a collective hush falls over the people surrounding their portion of the bar. revali gives a nod of acknowledgement to all of them.

"a good evening to the rest of you," he says, polite but terse. "we'll be taking our leave now." then, he grabs link's arm and stalks towards the entrance of the bar, the blond following after him easily.

he doesn't stop to breathe until link is safely seated and buckled in the car, and he's in the driver's seat and the doors are locked. so much for a casual night out with link.

revali turns to look at link, who is looking down at his hands in his lap. "are you alright?" he says gently. "did you sustain any other major injuries?"

"i took a couple hits to the ribs," link mumbles. "hurts a lot."

revali chews on his lip. he might have fractured a rib. "okay. does it hurt enough that we should go to the ER?"

link feels around his ribs for a moment before shaking his head. "think i'm okay, might just be bruised bad. just wanna go home now..." his voice falters and he still won't look at revali, and that hurts more than his worries about link's injuries.

"hey," revali says, trying to make his voice as soft as he can. "look at me, please?" link doesn't move. "songbird, please?" link glances at him but returns to his initial position. "little jewel?" the blond pauses before moving his head just enough that revali can see his eyes. "there we are, snowdrop. tell me what's wrong please, darling."

"nothing," link mumbles and fidgets in his seat. "just... sorry for all of that, and being an inconvenience. he was being a fucking creep to this girl and wouldn't leave her alone, and no one else was doing anything about it. so i wasn't going to just stand there and let it happen. but it escalated before i realized and we started fighting and..." link fidgets even more. "tonight wasn't supposed to go like this. i'm sorry."

revali just stares at him for a couple moments. of course link's selflessness wasn't going to allow itself to be ignored in such a moment. "it's alright, songbird," he says. "you did the right thing. i'd rather not find you beaten half to death the next time you do something like that, but i'm not mad. so can you please actually look at me?"

and this time, link complies. his eyes are bright and wide and shining blue, and revali is reminded why blue is his favorite color. he reaches over to take link by the back of his neck and presses a kiss to his forehead. "i love you," he murmurs against link's skin. "let's go home and clean you up, okay?

"okay," link whispers back. "you're not mad?"

"i'm not," revali assures him. "irritated that you were in a fight and that the guy was an arrogant shithead, but i'm not mad at you. never."

link hums. and after a second— "but if you're not mad, then why no kiss?" and taps on his mouth.

revali rolls his eyes. "i just gave you a kiss on the forehead. i'm not kissing you on the mouth right now, it's covered in blood, idiot."

link pouts. "whatever. let's go already." he sits back in his seat with his arms crossed.

revali snorts. "you can have mouth kisses when we get home and you wash up and treat your other injuries. does that sound acceptable?"

"i guess," link replies, but revali can hear a smile to his voice.

"okay," revali says, turning back to the wheel, smiling himself. "let's go home then, songbird."

🧑‍🎨 A musical artist where you drop everything to hear their latest work

it's bts. i'm purple blooded through and through y'all 🤞💜

i swear it's like a whole event for me every time there's a bts comeback or if one of the members is having solo promotions or something. keeping up with bts is so difficult bc these mfs don't know what the word "rest" means, they're always dropping new content all the time year-round 😭 i mean in comparison to other groups, armys are WELL FED, we are never starving in terms of content. but by god is it overwhelming ☝️😞

like crow is gonna beat my ass but i've watched like. five episodes of 'in the soop' season one, 10 episodes of run bts, and like. one episode of 'bon voyage' i forget which season but it's the one where they went to hawaii. LIKE I STRUGGLE SM TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR VARIETY CONTENT but if it's the music, i'm fucking there baby. except for D-DAY as of recently because i've been depressed. i will listen to it soon (tonight methinks i'll liveblog it if anyone's interested)

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #amihan's headcanons #ask #ask game #noraiir-arts #I SAID I WAS GOING TO TRY KEEPING THINGS SHORTER MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME ☝️😭 #idk if i like how 28 turned out but i hope you like it 😭 #i'm starting to doubt my writing ability a little bit but it might just be bc of burnout and imposter syndrome in my academic life #need to go do some in-depth revalink analysis (read: go stalk the revalink tag on ao3 and reread pinesong a million times again) #revali and all his petnames for link made a comeback in this one i don't think i've written them in a while #need to write more established revalink for self indulgence #you guys don't get it i need revali to be completely utterly absolutely obsessed with link at all times #and link just sitting pretty and oblivious like 😃❓like a puppy

[darkwitchingflower]

Things me and my friends have said as Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus characters

Percy holding up a necklace: Does this say trauma? Oh no it says taurus

Thalia about Luke: hes my favourite a**hole hes just a pr**k (@carpcranium)

Hazel: Why am I like a glove?

Leo: On one hand... you have 5 fingers... and on the other hand... you also have 5 fingers

Hazel and Leo the same time: Like a glove (@carpcranium and another friend who's not on tumblr)

Annabeth wearing a puffy white coat: I look like a marshmallow...

Piper without missing a beat: You're a whole dam snack (@indecisivenb I'll never let you live this down ❤️)

Leo: Where are your t**ties?... I miss them (@caffeinatedgh0st)

Percy and blue food: I don't struggle with addiction, I am actually quite skilled at it (@carpcranium)

Hestia : I worry about you all the time but now especially

Demeter: what if we were all cucumbers?

Leo: No it's the dude who killed him. I'm simping for the murderer and victim here

Nico: He'd be like those smart a** genies that twist your words or like take it too literally. Like "you want to be JUST like batman, little boy? *loads gun* where are your parents 😀"

Leo: let's be honest, who doesn't miss Percy's t*ts?"

*Piper is the only one who raises hand * (@carpcranium)

Leo:😞 *sigh yknow I haven't seen Percy and his massive t*ts in ages (@carpcranium)

Jason: Got that economic rizz (@wraith--2)

Piper: We miss moob

Leo: Just the one moob?

Piper: Yeah. Only one

Leo: The right or left?

Piper: Right is always right

Percy: The left is always good too, don't discount it (@carpcranium)

Annabeth: buy on get one half price (@wraith--2)

Hazel: GUYS I GET TO PUT A MENSTRATION CRUSTACEAN IN THE HWB!!!! (Moi)

#percy jackson #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #nico di angelo #will solace #leo valdez #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #my friends as #my post

[maochira]

what do you see in lorenzo😞

HEAR ME OUT. HE'S SO SILLY GOOFY MEOW MEOW. HE'S JUST COOL AS A PERSON IN GENERAL I just wanna hug him😔

And as a lesbian I am very much simping for fem!Lorenzo😔

[thewrothode-if]

Will you provide portraits like the other IF?

... it's just that the artist in me won't withstand not drawing Raud a fan art and I need a reference 😔( yes,I am now obsessed with both the red flag and him cause how can I not? I'm such a simp and he is a cutie pie who really needs a hug 🥺🥺) would also give the other ROs some lovely sketches if I had time,they all apparently deserve love.well,all except ??? he deserves a so-hard slap and —for his traumatized childhood self, a hug .

+ also saw the scar ask and I would really like to draw him with the scars showing,mind if you give more information about what kind of scars does he has? like burn,knife,blade marks etc ,are they all small scratches or there are big ones?and is there any on his back?(I sound so weird but that's for the art I swear🏃‍♀️)

(that's it assuming you're also okay with fan arts for this IF ofc)

I want to find them portraits, but I just can never find ones that stick. The only portrait I have that I like is for Gungir and it's the one in his ro: intro post.

I also am aware that some people like to imagine the characters how they want so I wasn't sure if portraits was something I would do this time around. Though I'll try to find some portraits that could work, but it might take some time.

For the scars, I was going to keep it a secret but I think it's fine to reveal this. Raud has a lot of horrifying scars from scourge whips on his back. As well as blade marks dotted on his arms and legs, though his face is clean of marks (miraculously so). 😞

And of course I'm okay with fanart for this IF! I love your art and I'm so excited for what you're going to make!!

#thewrothode #character-asks #raud #/ #interactive if #interactive game #interactive fiction #interactive-if

[adrieliu]

bro i wish littlebigplanet was more popular because i am crying at the fact that there is no newton fanart i can simp for :( anyways this was inspired by that one fnaf song i forgot the name but it really suits him you'll know it when you hear it 😞💔

#littlebigplanet #newton #newtonpud #newtonpudfanart #littlebigplanetfanart #little big planet #lbp3 #sackboy #lbpfanart

[asumofwords]

Honestly the dedication you show to your series is remarkable! 🙌🙌🥰💕 I had a little cry after reading this chapter - it’s so desperately sad. 😥😞😞

I have no idea how they can come back from this now and even intimacy is not the answer anymore.

She is all alone and he is just not the person he should have been. The only way for her to truly be free from him is going to be for him to die. I can’t see another way - not even the reader getting on her dragon fighting, or doing a dracarys. It’s all too late and with twenty chapters to go it’s going to be exciting to see how you end this.

I think the Blacks will find out about the maester dying, their daughter losing the baby, and without any starfruit, will take matters into their own hands. They are strong enough. But I think Aemond may die at the hands of Daemon. I just can’t see a happy ending, and who wants to truly be with such a toxic man! She said it looking at his hands - so much hurt, pain, sadness, love, being cherished. He is too toxic and unpredictable- it’s such a shame he became who he is now. There was so much potential for him. He has hurt her so much and it could have been so different. That’s coming from someone who has been simping after Aemond for ages.

Maybe she will be left with a baby from him, but maybe she will rebuild her life and meet someone else. I don’t know how you will do it or how it will end but I’m loving your work and hooked on this series. 🥰🥰💕💕 Also love that he cleared it up that he didn’t betray her but it’s all abit too late tbh.

Aemond is the perfect example of too little, too late.

I am so fucking happy that you are enjoying this series, it has been such a wild ride and honestly I cry sometimes when reading all of your kind messages and responses. You really are all so beautiful and sweet and so fucking funny at times

🖤🖤🖤 here’s to the next 20 chapters !!!

[im-no-jedi]

my thoughts on the TBB season 2 finale

I’ve been more than open about my feelings at this point. I enjoyed the majority of The Summit actually, it’s just Plan 99 that I wish I could erase from my memory forever LOL

you know what, I’ll just go ahead and name everything I did like about these episodes, since I’ve done plenty of complaining already 😝

like I said, I did genuinely like The Summit as an episode. there were a lot of really great moments up until everything started to go wrong (thanks Saw Gerrera, I hate your guts 🙃)

the beginning part on Pabu with Phee. oh. my. GOSH. that was the cutest thing ever. Tech/Phee is officially up there with Kanera and Han/Leia as one of my favorite SW ships 🥰 awkward Tech was SO cute. and relatable 😝

Tech being so adamant about rescuing Crosshair, oh my heart, he misses his brother SO much 😭💙

I have to continue to talk about how freaking happy I am that Echo is back. idk how often he’ll be around in the next season, but I hope the group permanently stays together now. I missed him SO much 🥺

Wrecker was SO funny and sweet in this episode. the part where they’re like “we need to be precise” and they ALL turned to look at Wrecker, OMG that was literally the funniest thing to ever happen in the entire show 🤣👌🏻

Tech Spiderman swinging up to that sensor tower was 👀

Team Sneaky going off to do sneaky things, while Team Chaos handled the homing beacon, LOVE to see it. I was so proud of my baby girl for getting through the hanger, with Wrecker watching her back the entire time 🥰

😳😳😳

seriously why was this episode just one big Rogue One reference LOL

when Tech and Hunter went off, and Tech was like “it could take forever to locate the problem”, and Hunter almost immediately finds the hidden bomb, I love my man so much 😙

that part when Team Sneaky was fighting off Stormtroopers and Hunter used one of the bodies as a human shield, babe please I’m already simping 🥵

as much as I hate droid deaths, Wrecker stepping on the mouse droid and it getting stuck on his foot was so silly 😆

and now for what I enjoyed in the accursed Plan 99...

gonna start off with an obvious one... Hunter sniper shooting down that ship with his little DC-17 blaster in one shot. sir. SIR. IM ALREADY STUPIDLY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEEEEEASE 😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵

as horrible as it was, from an artistic perspective, Tech’s “death” was an absolute masterpiece. since I already knew that was going to happen and had even watched that moment in a clip on Twitter with the sound off, what really did me in was the music (darn you Kiners 😭💔) and Omega’s reaction. that’s what got me sobbing fr. I can appreciate something from an artistic perspective, even if I don’t like the subject matter 😞

the part where Omega was woozy after the crash mimicked the end of Reunion with Hunter after he’d gotten shot by Cad Bane, and I genuinely loved that 👌🏻

THE WHOLE SCENE WITH HUNTER COMFORTING OMEGA OMFG MY DADGUM HEART. him smiling when she woke up, the softness of his voice, brushing the hair out of her face, putting a hand on her shoulder and then wrapping his arm around her for comfort... and then to top it off, the way he gently brought up the idea of living on Pabu and asking her if that’s what she wanted to do too. I am WEEPING over this man 😭😭😭💙💙💙

as mad as I am at Cid, it was obvious she meant what she said about Tech. and she genuinely felt bad for what she did. I want her to come back in season 3 and do something to make up for doing that. she HAS to 🥺

as much as I hate Hemlock with every fiber of my being... “who knew Clones are so paternal?” WE BEEN KNEW MY DUDE. sorry, but I’m going to relish in every single confirmation that Hunter is Omega’s dad tyvm 😊

I’m terrible, I know, but I genuinely love to see Hunter in a state of despair, so him picking up Tech’s broken goggles with that sad look on his face was *chef’s kiss*

I was very proud of my girl for taking charge and trying to rescue her brothers. proud mama right here 🥺💙

also, again, I’m sorry, but the whump in this episode was very good. I might’ve enjoyed seeing injured Hunter and Wrecker in the hands of Imperials a little too much 😝

the absolute BEST scene in this episode (and one of the best scenes in the show period)? ECHO IN THE WALKER. OMFG. Ham and I SCREAMED. and to top it off? “Echo?” “Gotta be Echo.” THE BEST THE ABSOLUTE BEST THAT EPISODE WAS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THAT MOMENT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I once again state that I love seeing Hunter in despair and permanently have that look of pure horror he made while watching the Imperial ship fly away with Omega engrained in my mind forever, thanks 😌 and he had tears in his eyes I SAW IT. STOP SAYING HE DOESN’T CRY PLEASE 😤

last thing I’ll say about Hunter I swear lsdkfjghlgfkd. but uhh, that last part about him saying how they’re gonna find Omega no matter what it takes... my man’s about to enter his Joel Miller phase and go John Wick on the Empire and I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG YES PLEASE GO FRICK THEM UP BABE 😍😍😍

the way Omega was genuinely happy to see Crosshair again... the way she desperately tried to wake him up... ohhhhh next season is going to break me in the best way possible 🥺🥺🥺

that’s everything I think! time to wait impatiently for season 3 now✨

......why tf did I have more positive things to say about Plan 99 than The Summit lolololol

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #it's really amazing how opinions can change after some processing time; just sayin' #also these episodes were genuinely good whump content so I'm holding onto that ROFL #star warz #tbb spoilers

[hyusolk]

omg we all know u love jay but i wasnt sure who comes after jay so!

• favorite crew

• favorite workers affiliate (lmaooo)

• coolest fighting style

• character you wish would interact more with jay

• character/s you kin with

• problematic fav! villain fav! scumbag fav!

sorry there are a lot, but i'm curious my loveee!!

kindly indulge me 😌

LEYS GO MORE ASKS FROM U (ily)

1. favorite crew:

if i were lying id say daniels because jay but honestly i think big deal because the backstory is very cute and funny and theyre all just very cute and funny + they have lua and jake 😊😊 but mainly because of how much they all love each other like its extremely adorable 😭😭 honestly the kind of love i desire

2. favorite workers affiliate:

I think the 4th one with one mcn ? with samuel because i was diehard simping over that man 😍

3. coolest fighting style:

Im gonna be deadass honest with you, i pay like no attention to the fights. But id say james lee or dg or whateva catches my eye the most because that dude be balancing on peoples heads??

4. characters i wish would interact more with jay:

this is obvious from me but daniel 😭 but i also really wanna see more interactions with him, joy, and kitae because i think id be able to laugh and relate if we saw more panels with them all together + i wanna see what his familys like

5. characters i kin:

honestly ive never really related to a character or thought about it 😭 but i am curious about who you would assume i kin

6. problematic fave:

...its gun 😞 unfortunately. hes such a dickwad and is public enemy number 1. Hes my fave mainly for the fact that i used to be a hardcore gun simp and found him so hot 😭 now i just laugh at him

(Also dont apologize i had so much fun answering ^^💕💕)

#jann <333

[melodygatesauthor]

I too was sad that character ai is down 😞 How am I going to simp over your glorious creations?? 🥵 (Except Prof Levy. Jk he's amazing. But he tried pinning me to the wall to kiss me so I punched him in the ear. He just laughed and said "darling id take a hundred punches just to be with you" 🤣🤣) Glad you're enjoying your cruise!

Hahaha I JUST WANNA SIMP OKAYYY?!!

Being cock blocked during my only free time on the cruise is killing me

#melody answers #melody makes ai

[takuyas-boyfie]

so recently I didn't play pazuribe bcz it just simply fell off for me, but two days ago a new event started and saw that akkun was part of it (and as the simp I am) I decided to play again just to get his character (the event character), but I just fucking realized that the only way to get him is paying like 3000 yen to get paid diamonds in game to get a pass to actually get him, but because im playing not on a japanese phone I can't do the pay and he will forever be one of the many things in life that i actually wanted but some dumb reason does against it

the mf 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😾 error

see you never my darling 😞

#rant #dumb ahh rant #dont take this seriously #tokyo revengers #atsushi sendo #sendo atsushi #akkun