BTS Reaction - You Have a Personal Protection Dog
Requested by anon: Hello I was wondering if I could get a bts reaction to you(gf) have a personal protection dog(he’s a German Shepard) and they see him in training? :) I have one because I have had stalker issue and with my disability It’s hard to defend myself 😭
Jin: When Seokjin found out that you had a personal protection dog, he couldn’t help but feel a bit of pity for you. While he was glad that you would have protection whenever you needed it, he was angry that you needed on in the first place. Human beings aren’t objects that people can take advantage of for any reason.
“Well, now you have two protective services. Me and your dog. Remind me to get some treats for him.”
Suga: Like Jin, Yoongi would be appalled by the fact that you had to prepare yourself for a situation that you shouldn’t be in. The entire time he saw your dog going through training he’d be cursing out the person who had been stalking you. Your dog would be getting many belly rubs and cuddles from him whenever he was around as a way of thanking him for keeping you safe.
“Have you been keeping (y/n) safe? Shake if yes, ignore me if no. *dog shakes* Good boy.”
RM: Namjoon would be ready to through hands at anyone who even thought of hurting you. Man loves you to bits so it’s not surprising (all of the guys would be tbh). It eased his worry to know that you had a dog that was trained to not only keep you safe but also keep you company. Your dog won a special place in his heart very quickly.
“I love you and you can always count on me.”
J-Hope: Hoseok is saddened by the fact that there are people out there who would be as weak to prey on someone vulnerable. He is, however, very grateful that you have a dog who knows how to keep you safe in a dangerous situation. He will however be checking on you constantly throughout the day.
“He looks a bit tired, good thing I’m here.”
Jimin: Protective ChimChim mode activated. Jimin has been protective of you from the start but seeing you in middle of a protection training session with your dog made it a bit more intense. He didn’t know that your dog was a personal protection dog at all. He’d just assumed that he was a bit more protective of you and that was it. It totally took him by surprise but he quickly began joining you during training sessions so he could pick up on things too.
“He’s so smart. You’re in good hands...well paws...”
V: Taehyung had put two and two together pretty quickly especially after a small incident during the early stages of your relationship. While your dog had quickly grown accustomed to him and he knew that your dog was perfectly capable of keeping you safe, he still couldn’t help but worry. He trusts your dog with zero doubt, but he’s also around more often just to make sure that everything’s going well.
“I can tell he’s been working hard. How about we switch for a few hours Buddy?”
Jungkook: Jeongguk didn’t originally pick up on it since your dog had been rather friendly and cuddle when he first met him. However, he quickly realized the power and intelligence your dog possessed after seeing him during a rigorous training session. He has some mad respect for your dog and also steps up his own game when it comes to you.
“He’s so cuddly I never would’ve guessed.”
A/N: I hope this accurate. I couldn’t really find much while doing my research for this particular subject. I really only got family protection and the best breeds that are recommended for this job. I’d love to know more if anyone has more info.
Also to my anon, I really am sorry that you had to deal with a stalker. No one should ever have to go through that. I’m glad you have a dog that is able to keep you safe. If you don’t mind me asking what’s the doggo’s name?
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I am so glad that the show ended in Season 5 with some bonus episodes where we see Bellamy save Clarke, Clarke in pretty dresses and dancing, and playing with doggo
We get to engage with the show anyway we want.
I know I’ve said a lot about sticking to canon, but I got to say, season 7 isn’t worthy of analysis anymore.
I don’t analyze EVERY story. Most tv shows are not complex enough to stand up to analysis. The don’t have a cohesive story that has a narrative you can count on. Until s7 this show DID. Now it doesn’t.
All I can say now about the full season 7 arc is... it had six seasons of comprehensive narrative with Clarke as the hero, Bellamy as the secondary hero and Bellarke as the backbone of the story. It was about what we would do to survive in the apocalypse. It was about learning to lead, and being a moral person. It was about making sure we deserved to survive. It was about healing from trauma and fighting to decide what to do with your own life. It was about looking evil in the eye.... even within yourself, and doing better. It was about how love is NOT a weakness. It was about getting up again every time you get knocked down. It was about fighting for those you love and for humanity.
Season 7 was not this story. It was a different story. It was about the transcendence of the human race as discovered by a cult leader from before the apocalypse. It was about how humanity died and how we were out of chances to try and improve, grow and fix things.
Clarke and Bellamy were only part of an ensemble cast. All of whom died, but Clarke. Murphy, Emori, Miller and Jackson’s stories were completely removed from the main story of transcendence, and were only about their love and ships, but lovely. Echo’s was irrelevant. Octavia was a half hearted resolution to her blodreina/skairipa storyline where she was like, ‘come on guys, let’s not fight.’ Good for her. Although the last war was definitely anticlimactic. Raven got to be the one to change the mind of the all powerful magic alien god, so someone finally gave her credit for how awesome she is, even though her road to get there was mostly irrelevant to the main conflict. Indra’s journey to taking charge of her people was pretty good, but it ended with her just blowing Sheidheda away to finally get rid of him... which was cool but it should have happened about three different times earlier in the season and that it didn’t, for no reason, seems to be to make him a plot device. Now everything in a story is a plot device, but when there’s no reason for them to be there BUT the plot device, that makes it cheap. PLUS his death was anticlimactic. Boom. gone. Over. Stupid. Bellamy’s ending was the worst. It just went poof as if he weren’t important. However, tertiary characters got better deaths than he did. Shit. The pathos of Tor Lemkin in season 1 was what made me fall in love with this show. Bellamy puffed out into nothingness the way Sheidheda did with the earth mover. As if he never existed in the show before.
And then there was Clarke’s ending. Which was HORRIBLE. Not so much horribly written as a nightmare of blaming Clarke for all of humanity’s sins. Like how could you do that to Clarke? She became a CARTOON of her own self, storming through Bardo killing people left and right for vengeance.
Those are the characters.
Except for Raven, Indra and Octavia, none of them had any agency in how this story turned out. None of their goals were realized. They didn’t save anyone. They didn’t lead their people. They didn’t make life better for anyone. They didn’t find love... oh wait. Octavia and Levitt. (ugh so bad and cheesy sorry levtavia fans. it COULD have worked but they didn’t earn it imo. it again seemed forced so that they could have an inside man plot device which they should have had with Bellamy. and speaking, why did levitt, who tortured octavia, get forgiveness while Bellamy, who was their hero forever, did not?)
Clarke, who started out the series wanting to do what was right, ended the series mindlessly gunning down people. And that COULD have been her long term trajectory, except in season five and six, she came back from being broken and alone and committed to doing better, to being better. Not to mention, we DID that broken hero with Octavia in season 3, 4, and 5, and she ALSO came back. Not to mention we did it with Bellamy in season 3 and he ALSO came back. And with Diyoza. Who got her redemption in saving everyone and turning to crystal.
UGH.
In a story about the redemption and salvation of humanity, about not always being sure if they’re worthy of survival, about trying to be the good guys and failing sometimes, season 7 was about-- nope, humanity are pricks. They’re either mindless sheep who follow, or violent creeps who destroy, or psychotic cult leaders who dominate.
LOL. There weren’t any heroes left. No, wait. Last minute clutch players, Raven, Octavia and Indra. Who didn’t have ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DRIVING CONFLICT THE REST OF THE TIME.
HOLY MACARONI this season was a mess.
And then in the story about the redemption and salvation of the human race, they DELETED the human race by Deus Ex Machina. Just like they deleted Bellamy by unearned brainwashing, and deleted his impact on the story by “so much for together.” The center of the narrative was poofed away, unearned.
Clarke was PUNISHED for everything she did to save them, even when she sacrificed herself. And she was CANONICALLY attempting to save humanity as a whole and canonically the only person who was NOT tribalistic. And they poofed away her character and made her a crazy Dany.
Also the concept of bittersweet ending, of victory at a cost, was completely reversed. This was not a victory at a cost, it was a failure with consolation prize. VERY different ending.
New theory.
Season 7 was written by someone else. None of it fits the rest of the show.
I am now blaming Kim Shumway. The bitch can not, as it turns out, tell stories. Maybe she can write when someone else directs her what to say but she should never be in charge of a story again.
Ulitmately it was JR’s responsibility so he doesn’t get a pass. And he didn’t care enough about his story to see it through but instead was enamored with the prequel.
But this is a different story told by a different vision. It is NOT The 100.
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okay wait, i changed my mind. you should answer all of these questions as well, if that's what you want from me >:)
oof there's a lot of it, that's what i get for wanting to be ✨aesthetic✨
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
vowels (and the importance of being me) - hunny
honeypie - jawny
pretty young thing - michael jackson
mirrors - justin timberlake
sunflower - red orange county
paradise - rude-a
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
a therapist.
ok someone else.. uhh,, my grand grandma because i only have scratches of memories but i dunno if that counts since she passed away...
*rummages through ancient scripts* uhh ok someone who isn't dead.. uhm,, tommie? yeah I'd like to meet them if i could meet anyone on earth
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
ok, the closest german, english or polish book? nvm i have english
"suddenly was. So I just said thank you a few times too, and Mum" ironically this is one of the normal lines in this book
4: What do you think about most?
the fact that I'll have to do something after school. and I don't know if i want to go to college or get a job bc i have no legitimate idea on what to do with my life. it gets overwhelming, just the lack of knowledge about the actual experience.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Ok
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with, tho i sleep with just shorts in summer
7: What’s your strangest talent?
not sure if it's a talent, but i can fall asleep anywhere
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
girls are pretty. boys are pretty
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
by me, yes. no one else has written a poem about me specifically. nvm, tommie wrote one and it shall rest on my wall, or desk, i need to find a place for it
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
uhh i think last month?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
i don't think so, but i am hella afraid of the possibly gigantic, terrifying things in the ocean depths that humans haven't discovered yet
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yep, beloved legos as a lil child
13: What’s your religion?
i can't ever remember the name, but i believe gods (from all religions) exist in some way or form. so i believe in different pantheons and etc.
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
walking my doggo, skateboarding, thinking about how to make the lives of my characters worse
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind it.
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
uhmm the arctic monkeys? or the strokes
17: What was the last lie you told?
i know what i want
18: Do you believe in karma?
yes, the rule of three specifically
19: What does your URL mean?
i don't know. it's something me and my sis came up with and that's just my whole identity now.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
uhh greatest weakness.. i can't finish things. strength is that I'm very stubborn so maybe I'll finish that thing out of spite
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
i grew up thinking crushes were like unicorns. my ex was odd enough to argue with that i didn't love her if i didn't have a crush on her. but I think if i had to guess.. selena gomez, especially in the role of alex russo in wizard of weverly street
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope
23: How do you vent your anger?
i write angry letters. sometimes they're sad letters. i write a lot of letters. except i never send them out and no one made a movie about them :}
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
jars and witchy bottles, books? scented candles
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
phone calls are stressful enough as is, i don't need you to see my reading off what i frantically wrote to not stumble over my words
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
i think so, yes, but that won't stop me from becoming better
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
hate flies buzzing right by my ear, love cat purring
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if I'd been born in a place where it was illegal for me (nonbinary) to live, in a time when others thought of me as a curse?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
they be chilling.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right arm, doggo, left arm, pillow
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
fresh air and doggo, because doggo is with me and I can't live without open windows
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
i dunno tbh
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
which one is less homophobic?
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
every gender is my opposite gender. selena gomez and justin timberlake
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
to make it easier for people down the line
36: Define Art.
make thing, thing goes woo
37: Do you believe in luck?
yis
38: What’s the weather like right now?
it's nice actually, very sunny, slight breeze
39: What time is it?
12.59 am
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
i don't, but i once crashed into a fire department vehicle with my bike. bike ded.
41: What was the last book you read?
Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
i legit ass don't know what gasoline smells like.
43: Do you have any nicknames?
many variations of my name, aka. Luce
44: What was the last film you saw?
i think it was Robin Hood: King of Thieves, but it might have been that half of spider-man homecoming i managed to watch with my poor internet
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
oh man i dunno... it's not an injury, but i was very sickly as a lil kid and almost died :)
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
once, years ago
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
hmmm horizon zero dawn i think
48: What’s your sexual orientation?
proud pansexual ^^
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
not really, i don't think they're big enough to be actual rumors,, meh
50: Do you believe in magic?
yis
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
meh. they suck, i know they suck, that's it.
52: What is your astrological sign?
cancer ♋
53: Do you save money or spend it?
i attempt saving. attempt
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
for my own money, sweets. i bought lizards for my cats so they can brush their teeth from my dad's amazon acc
55: Love or lust?
luv
56: In a relationship?
nope, i buy my own cookies
57: How many relationships have you had?
1, kinda toxic toward the end, very stressful, don't recommend
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
nu ><
59: Where were you yesterday?
on the fields walking my doggo
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yep, a pastel pink hoodie in my closet uwu
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
yis, thicc warm socks
62: What’s your favourite animal?
cats
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
cuddles and food.
64: Where is your best friend?
bold of you to assume i have a best friend.
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
tommie-hildebrandt, kageyuji, nekomas-kuroo, joyful-soul-collector
66: What is your heritage?
I'm a demon boi from Poland tho that's not a thing to be proud of, i mean, look at the economy. awful.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
sleeping, trying to sleep.
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
Pinkton. or Satan.
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
this is such an odd combination of words i had to look it up. yea.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
a friend who won't laugh at me when i ask them to order smth for me because I'm too anxious to.
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
excuse me? i am saving the doggo wtf. f u boss, I'm gonna sell my tragic story to the news.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) i tell my parents. b) live the hell out of them uwu c) nope uwu.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
trust.
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
history maker - dean fujioka :]
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
3332
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
communication, trust, some more communication.
77: How can I win your heart?
let's not pretend to be something else to please each other, and bring some bitter chocolate.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
maybe. it could. i don't have a say in it since my sanity is held by tape.
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
eat the pizza. stop caring about others not liking me/parts of me. just living for myself uwu.
80: What size shoes do you wear?
uh i dunno how the american sizes work and i don't wanna look it up so, 39, 40 fits too.
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
demon boi
82: What is your favourite word?
socks.
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
the bloody organ that sits in your chest and pumps blood into your body so you don't die.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
uhm im not sure if that counts as a saying, but fake it till you make it
85: What’s the last song you listened to?
blinding lights - the weeknd
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
oh a normal question people use for ice breaking, sea blue and pastel variations of it.
87: What is your current desktop picture?
like my wallpaper? or the actual picture that sits on my desk? or how my desk looks like atm? it's ugly, a lot of papers and pens and schoolbooks.
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
donald trump. or the next asshole who'll try to take the rights of the lgbt and poc away
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
this. this is the question.
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
yo there's a pizza somewhere in the refrigerator, want me to heat it up? we can have a sleep over and talk about our feelings :3
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
telekinesis! or shapeshifting! i could do such fun things with telekinesis ^^ yeah I'd totally eat some radioactive veggies
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
that time my "friends" got me into shoplifting, half-hour is more than enough to punch some sense into my brain and develop good music taste
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
can i save this one? i don't think i have an experience horrible enough to be erased haha
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
sleep as in.. uh no thank u. but I'm down for a sleep over with sam smith ^^
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
just me? what about my pets? my fam? it's lowkey illegal for me to go just anywhere without them owO
uhhmm, greece. imma become part of the greek pantheon out of pure spite. and maybe toronto canada.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
not any that i know of o.o
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
i think i may have but i honestly don't remember
98: Ever been on a plane?
nope, i dunno if i like planes, but I'd probably sleep if i were on one.
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
yeet.
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hey zira, what are your hot takes on all of the fo4 companions?
Haha, I don’t know how hot they are, but I can give you a speed run! (Also I am very excited to get this. FO4 was the first open world game I ever played and just the concept of that and the hugeness of the world and branching story & sudden feeling changes towards me in companion characters totally blew my mind, & it still lives rent free in my heart).
Ada, Old Longfellow, and Strong I /still/ haven’t maxed despite having too many hundred hours to want to list on this game—the former bc they were DLC, Strong because honest to god I left him at a nice settlement and then completely forgot about him and remembering that I am the energy in this Ryan O’Flanagan video but abt leaving my super mutant in a tiny settlement alone. I will get there! To max affinity I mean. But anyway, I don’t truly know those three, so my takes are incomplete. So far though, I really like Ada. She is a good girl just trying her best. Fucks me up I can tell her to self destruct. Even though I feel sure she would ignore me, I cannot imagine ever saying that to her. It was really sweet she was willing to forgive the Mechanist and move on with her life. A good girl. Longfellow I am maxing rn (was last time I played anyhow). I enjoy him. Gruff grumpy old man but he seems quite decent and I like his idle banter and when he sings to himself a lot. Seems like he’s had it rough. Strong I liked. He’s wild, and I loved how insane meeting him was, and am worried about him eventually understanding poetry and how that might mess up his sense of world understanding. But he’s a chill dude in his own way and I am glad they gave us at least one nice super mutant.
For the companions I actually do know like the back of my hand, the speedrun:
Nick Valentine: Best man on earth. One of two fictional characters I ever called husband. I would die kill or live for him. I want to be 1/4th the man Nick Valentine is. One of the best characters ever period and I adore literally everything about him. It fucked me up early in game where right after he offered to basically risk destroying his mind to help a stranger look for her son, he asked me how I was doing. First character in the entire game to do that. His first companion dialogue is abt how you’re doing TuT. The man is very kind and forgiving and fair, but knows when the draw the line and take no shit. Emotionally mature, kind, caring, longsuffering. Incredibly damaged and broken by life, but holding on and living kindly and to help others anyway. One of the four most marryablen fictional men I’ve ever seen.
Preston Garvey: Brave, kind, sweet man. I would defend him with my life. He really just wants so bad to make the world better and life has been so hard, but he’s still trying. A beautiful and underrated companion and I would throw hands for him on sight. I adore how he whistles. A true and gentle and loyal friend. Take him to Quincy and let him get his justice it’s what he deserves. People who hate him because he tries to get help helping civilians in that game are weak. I love him so much... please give him enough time to reach max affinity he’s so worth it.
Deacon: *To the tune of You Are My Dad* You are my friiiiend! You’re my friend! (Boogie woogie woogie). Initially, he pissed me off bc he lies all the god damn time, but after we got close enough he actually trusted me, he stole my heart and I would also die for Deacon. He’s a really good person who thinks he’s shit because of who he was on his past. Also him 🤝 Preston: massive survivor’s guilt. They should be friends. Poor Deacon has been the last member of the Railroad like four times, and it’s awful. Help him. Give him love and support. He’s one of my all time faves. Also, Railroad hands down best faction and if you kill them for any reason other than like a walkthrough route video and I ever get the chance I would 100% clock you in the face as hard as I can, like going for losing teeth, and feel no guilt. I know it’s a game and that’s wrong, and I’d be wrong, but I’d still do it. Also, Ryan Alosio (his VA) saw me do cosplay for Deacon once and told me it was great and it filled me with even more love. Anyway Deacon is great. Also, his whole “There are other organisations out there. And, in time, I'm sure they're going to spoon-feed you their own patented form of bullshit. Ignore the verbage and look at what they're doing. What they're asking you to do. What sort of world they'd have you build and how they're going to pay for it.” Is one of the like, two most iconic quotes in all of FO4 & just super good in general.
Hancock: Hardcore badass man but also a good dude and a champion for the people. Man really puts his money where his mouth is and you gotta respect that; another favorite companion for sure. Big fan of the way he stabs a guy for you upon meeting, and is a cool leader who organized his crime and does a decent job actually leading. He works hard to help people and bites back hard. Social justice advocate, dangerous man about town, not afraid to cosplay a revolutionary war hero 24/7 & u gotta respect the no fucks given attitude. A chill dude. Like that he fights the institute, hates the Brotherhood, helps the Railroad, and is friends with Nick. He’s legit af. Also, his VA gives a different answer every time someone asks him about the voice he did for hancock and they’re funny af.
Piper Wright: A cool spunky lady. Lois Lane on the case, kicking butt, and taking name. She’s nice but also hardcore and smart, supportive, fun. A good person. You always get points if you like Nick (which most companions do), and they’re good friends. She’s funny and I love her. A good heart.
Codsworth: He’s great. He’s family. He’s like my...weird brother. Getting to max affinity is heartwarming and also makes my heart go :’-] . Great early-game companion bc he kicks ass and doesn’t need stims to heal. I love getting called by my name and think that was a great feature (well, my PC’s name). He’s a wonderful funky little robot dude and I am so glad he likes me.
Dogmeat: Amazing. A good boy. Doggo of the year. His actor deserved the game award she won. Cute, full of love, and plays with a teddy bear if you give him one. 100/10z
Cait: I like her a lot. She’s been through so much shit, and it makes sense she is how she is. I like they actually gave her an emaciated and messy (though still pretty) design, since she is a drug addict. And that they make her main quest about taking that seriously and wanting to get help, and that she’ll call out the player if they fuck around and do drugs in front of her after she gets rehabilitated. Her relationship to the PC if good is really sweet, and I am a fan. I like that while she’s not sympathetic to synths and thinks they aren’t people, she forgets that every time Nick walks into a room and is like “Oh hey Nicky : )”. She’s a good girl who has been through a lot and still needs time to heal and find herself, but she’s making great strides.
Robert Joseph MacCready: Human disaster (loving). Homeboy a goddamn /mess/ but I love him. He tries so hard to be cool. I love he makes you pay him to come with, then chickens out and gives it back lol. A fool ball of anxiety and bad decisions and what he thinks brovado is. I wish he, Preston, and Deacon would quit fighting, bc I am always like “ :’-] </3 Boys Please” when they swap out, but I love them just the same. He’s doing his best, he’s just stupid and a fool. Like Philip J Fry. Keeping his goddamn soldier toy, which somehow is listed as junk instead of sent to Misc with quest items where it would be fine, safe?parylizes me with fear. I’ve lost 2 hours of gameplay reloading an old save bc I accidentally lost it.
X6-88: A more complex one to answer about. He’s bad, but like, I’m pretty sympathetic to how he got that way. He was created in a lab and had his emotions mostly dragged out of him in intense psychologically damaging training so he would be a weapon and view himself as an object. I was relieved he chose me over the institute even if he wasn’t a fan of the chocie, and think that means there’s a lot of hope for him. Wish he’d chill the fuck out and quit intimidating civilians for 6 god damn seconds, but I like him. I bring him fancy lad snack cakes home from travels all the time, bc Synths are supposed to like them. Really like that he’s the /most/ sympathetic companion towards Danse in Blind Betrayal, even though he should not be programmed for that, and Danse hated him and made it clear any time they interacted.
(EDIT) Curie: I FORGOT HER BABY IM SO SORRY. I like Curie a lot, despite the fact I temporarily forgot she existed. I stg I thought she was in here. Uhhh, okay. Curie: like her character and personality, HUGE un-fan of both the way her desire to get a synth body is to be ‘more real,’ as if Codsworth isn’t a fully realized person while the same robot type she is, instead of just like. Because it would make her happy. ALSO hate how much of a Born Sexy Yesterday she is, even intentionally in not-determinate affinity talks. It’s gross. But her herself, I like a lot. She’s my daughter and I will protect her. She works at The Castle right now as their on-site medic.
Paladin Danse: I know I’m gonna take heat for this but honestly? He didn’t do much for me. I like that he looks and sounds kinda like Buzz Lightyear, and that’s fun, but idk at all why people think he’s so hot. He’s very boring & generic looking to me. Like you’re valid! Taste all be different. But he doesn’t do it for me personally in looks or personality. I don’t at all like, hate him. Or even dislike. Tbh I am fairly neutral on him. It was funny making affinity with him though. Every other companion I had maxed, I liked more and more with each affinity talk. They’d be like “So my dad was a minuteman and died and I want to honor him” or “I just want to really feel like I’m a person, for real, myself, and I am glad I met you, because the good we have achieved together is ours, even if I can’t be sure of anything else,” or “My brother threw the cultural minorities out of our city for clout bc the rich citizens were all racist, and I tried to help—I snuck them food to the unsafe ruins they set up in for weeks, but eventually, they just vanished, and I still bear immense guilt and self-hatred over not having stopped that.” And Danae’s would be like “One time a buddy of mine got kidnapped by super mutants. They turned him into one of them, and they’re all abominations, so I killed him and it made me really sad.” And I was just like “...Oh danse. I really wanted to like you more. But what the fuck.” His relationship to Haylen is sweet though. And ofc I saved him in Blind Betrayal. I blew up the Prydwin so he’s safe now too, and he lives in the garden by my house and tells me how glad he is we’re friends, and I’m p into that. Overall, my feelings on him are not strong at all though.
Porter Gage: Not a fan. Like, I appreciated he helped me kill the old boss, sure. And bc I owed him for that, I went to max affinity to see what there was to him as a person. And like, as far as raiders go, he was okay. But he wasn’t deeply sympathetic, and he’s a slaver, and if you try to liberate the slaves he and the others own, he /will/ turn on and attempt to murder you immediately, no matter how close you were, so he made his choice, and it was to be a bad person and an asshole to the last. Really enjoyed the VA’s work a lot on him tho.
And there you have it 👈👈😎. Thanks for asking!
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I don't want to bother you and you likely have better prompts to do, but it would be really fun to see Henry have to deal with both Springtrap and ScrapTrap specifically for potential angst purposes on both ends. Some side characters that would make good filler might be Nightmare and - Maybe Mangle?
(“You likely have better prompts to do”- pal, fam, buddy, this blog has like… ten followers and maybe three askers, and I love every single one of them dearly.
I try to bring the prompts out on a “one per day” basis, to ensure they won’t get too long and to show I’m still doing it, so if I don’t put one out, you can feel sure there’s nothing left.
Also, good on you for asking for these two! I had a realization about how it’s kinda impossible to die to certain people, like Mr. Hippo- especially since I was just having a great time creating a little game-over interaction and then figured out “wait a minute, that won’t happen, he’s 100% fooled by the lure”
So instead I’ll adjust depending on what the ask offers. If it’s a matter of “I wonder if he can survive this”/”I wonder who he’ll die to”, I’ll write that out, but if it’s a “I wonder how he’ll react to that character”
Just taking up the Dave™, and only playing to see if I die to Scraptrap, seeing as he DID manage to catch me off guard before. (Also Deedee)
Yes. I should have put more thought into the mechanics before. And YES. I already thought up way too much lore for this one-off “time in hell” thing. But y’know how it is. You think or you die.
I don’t even think of lore, it just pops into my head, that’s why my stories are so disorganized
Anyways, ENJOY!
I don’t think the torture this time around is so bad, I basically cut away before anything really bad happens)
It was quiet this time around.
But Henry wouldn’t be tricked by it.
You’d think that only two animatronics being active would make this night a cakewalk, but the fact that he was faced with two animatronics that… were Dave…
He wasn’t looking forward to it.
Before he had left the office he had been offered to take some “benefits” along, but… he didn’t want to admit to being concerned. Not to mention that it wouldn’t help him.
Maybe the Deedee repel- this one however seemed better preserved for later. After the panic she had put him into, it was probably more appropriate to use it when he truly was in over his head.
… oh, he would eat those words later, wouldn’t he?
… it hardly mattered.
What even WAS she? How did she come here? Why could she simply activate machines like this?
Perhaps that was what Satan looked like. At this point he wouldn’t even be surprised.
With a sigh he quickly raised the tablet, putting on the generator.
It would keep him safe from the lights going out, that was well-worth dealing with the headache inducing noise.
Out of morbid curiosity he switched from the main control on the tablet to the vents.
‘Click on nodes to set vent snare’.
… christ… a snare…?
A snare trap…?
That was vicious. Probably very effective though… against anyone but Dave.
It was Dave in that suit.
It always had been Dave in that suit.
After all the fruitless attempts trying to get this stupid suit get possessed, Henry had to come to accept that- Dave’s spirit was already inside and it wasn’t willing to share with anyone. The Springbonnie suit COULD probably have walked by itself if Dave would have wanted it- if Dave would have TRIED for it.
… there were a lot of things William could have made happened, if he had just TRIED.
Trying to get the bitter taste out of his mouth, Henry grimaced, staring at the screen as Dave moved along the vents.
To think that this was the man who looked at him with pity, as if he was something weak and-
… to think that he had been the only one witnessing his pathetic death.
It hurt in a very special way.
Hell, he couldn’t even point out how-
WHY it was this bad.
Was it the humiliation?
Or was it the simple fact that he had died this terrible manner and all he could think about when remembering Dave and his- old life.
Old life.
… was this even the Dave he knew?
Was this William?
Or was it merely a manifestation of memories and thoughts, pulled right out of his head?
Staring at the screen he watched as Dave approached.
Surprisingly, he took the long way around. How peculiar. For some reason he had assumed Dave would make a B-line for the vent entrance, but he was approaching from the entirely different side.
Was he assuming he could catch him off-guard?
Well- either way, he was almost here.
Putting down the monitor, Henry peered into the vent in front of him, trying to catch a glance-
The whole room started to shake, together with the awfully loud rattling and screeching from the side.
For a few seconds blind panic took ahold in his brain, as it always did when heard this damn noise- then he stumbled over and smashed the right side buttons, causing the doors to that side to snap shut.
An inhuman scream ripped through the air.
It was Henry’s name but sounding so distorted, so filled with SPITE, that he couldn’t even comprehend at the moment- only a few seconds after he heard it, his brain could decipher it.
And when it did, he wished it didn’t.
If everyone came from a potential different dimension, he didn’t want to know where THIS creature was coming from and why William had turned out like this. Sure, he had a few ideas… none of them were good though.
… in none of those scenarios he would have wanted to meet him.
Thankfully he had managed- so he opened the doors back up, falling back into his chair.
Alright, alright, unless the demon child showed back up, this should now be easy to handle-
Looking up he spotted a withered Springbonnie, with bright white eyes staring down at him from the vents.
For a few moments both just stared at each other.
Then Henry raised an eyebrow. “… is there any way I can help you?”
“Aw shucks! Ya saw me! You’ve always been too good at this!” Smiling brightly Dave looked down at him, not moving any closer to the entrance. “… but who was THAT, Henry?”
There was something about the question that made the place go quieter.
The animatronics seemed generally vaguely aware of each other and their co-existence beyond the confinements of time and space, so- was Dave trying to trick him?
For what purpose though?
“… I do not know, Dave. I have not seen this creature yet.”
A lie.
Shifting his vent opening, Dave tilted his head, still grinning.
“Ya don’t know? But don’t you know everything?”
The words came with a certain edge to them.
Or maybe Henry was simply growing more and more paranoid of the being in the vents.
“I know… almost everything. There is a difference, Dave. For example… I do not know why you are inside of a suit like this.”
“… yeah, that’s a mystery, ain’t it, Henry?”
The air was getting worse, the human’s breath was becoming erratic.
“… are you okay, Henry?” Crawling forward Dave tried to get in. “If ya need some help-“
Instantly Henry crushed down the vent door, opening his camera system to resetting the ventilation to ensure he could keep breathing- then he put it down again, opening up the vent once more to a now VERY disgruntled seeming Dave.
“The fuck was that for! Why did ya lock me out?!”
“I had to take care of urgent business.”
“I could have helped.” Moving slightly back, the person inside the animatronic hissed. “You’ve always did this, Henry. You’ve always done this to me.”
“With good reason.” Snapping, Henry harshly slapped his hands on the office table, showing his teeth. “I was always right about you. You are not getting to threaten me now, William. You are not getting to play innocent in this place. No. William, I know you would do it.”
“Do what?” Equally as aggressive, Davetrap snapped back at him.
“You would ensure my death.”
“That’s ludicrous! You ensured your OWN death! Maybe if ya would have trusted me more and wouldn’t have used me like some sort of- PAWN, maybe then you wouldn’t have been snacked on by a stupid doggo!”
“Nonsense!” Henry hissed. “That is not what I am talking about in either case. It did not matter what I did for you, did it? It never mattered. William, you are not capable of loyalty, you are not capable of putting duty over your selfish, petty desires. For a few moments, for a little, yes, but once the urge becomes too strong, you snap back into your animalistic nature. You needed guidance, but you did not care for it. All you cared for was getting what you wanted. And once someone could offer you more than me, you turned on me.”
Bitterly Dave scoffed.
“Ya think that and there’s no way to change your mind, is there? Never was. Henry, think about it from my perspective for a moment maybe- if you would have treated me like an actual friend, like an actual equal partner, instead of seeing me as an untamed animal that may turn on ya any given second- maybe then I would have not yearned for someone who did.”
“You are not getting around this, you are not getting around betraying me, I gave you a LAST chance and you have-“
“No Henry, YOU are not getting around this.” Coldly Dave snapped at him, stopping him from saying anything further, the icy disgust evident in his words. “You think you can turn anything and everything into a game of ‘give some, get some’. You think you can simmer friendships down to a little spreadsheet of what you’re owed and what you give. Frankly, though, you’re good at it, pal. Even with all the animosity you’ve always harbored for me deep inside of ya, you’ve always ensured I’d get my cut and felt treated well.
But the thing is, Henry, and I know ya don’t get it, but there’s more to friendship than just the sum of its parts. There’s more to a partnership than a simple dividin’ of responsibility and benefits.
The whole time we were together, you were alone in your head. You thought of me as a little add-on. Were you scared of what I’m capable of? Of losing control? Or were you scared of having someone with you in your head? Somethin’ you’d miss if it ever disappeared?
Henry, old friend, I wanted to ask you something, ever since your stupid speech- what did you ACTUALLY want?”
“What- what do you mean?”
Laying inside of the vent, he made a vague gesture.
“Your whole… deal. Immortality and stuff. Why? For what?”
“I-“
Yet before he could explain himself, William interrupted him again.
“No. I’m not askin’ for what you THINK you did it for. I’m askin’ for what you actually did it for. Because ya can ramble on about a utopia all you like, it doesn’t matter for you, does it? Will it fix you? Building a society of immortals… do you think it’s going to stop you from waking up at night, worryin’ someone might come to kill you? That you’ll be able to see people as people and not as props? That you’re gonna get better if you just live long enough? You’re miserable, Henry. You lived your entire life alone, while surrounded by others and you’d hate immortality, unless you truly believe it’ll give you the chance to change.”
“You are speaking NONSENSE!” Heated, the Pink Guy raised his voice at him. “I was doing FINE! Hell, even if not, so what!? My wish to finish humanity and give it its full potential was NOT a selfish one. I am NOT miserable, I am NOT lonely, my plans were impeccable and selfless and you-“
“Henry.”
It almost sounded soft.
“You need help. Let me in.”
At that Henry closed the vent, reset the ventilation and slowly balled his fist, trying to remain as calm as possible.
Through the door, Dave’s concerningly calm and certain voice sounded, almost completely muffled.
“… eventually you’ll let me in, old friend. I know that. You know that. And it actually doesn’t matter what I say! I wouldn’t even need to convince ya. Because you can’t stand the feelin’ of being stuck. Because you’ll try out everything. Now that you’re immortal, you have nothing to reach for- so you will reach for everything.”
The clock chimed.
Six AM.
Henry stumbled to the saferoom.
He had to find a way out of this place.
Fast.
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I finally read The Tyrant's Tomb and boi I loved this one so much, so here's some my opinion on it (they're not in chronological order)
warning, this is long af and sorry for cursing a bit, I can't help it
Apollo's character arc is lowkey one of the best Rick has written, I'm sorry if you don't agree, but he's gone from wanting others to solve his problems and relying on the halfbloods to intentionally avoiding others doing things for him, volunteering for the quests and saying it should be him that faces the terrible stuff so that demigods and other creatures don't suffer
something really interesting is how his perception of himself has changed, and it's almost worrying how genuinely self depreciating his inner dialogue is, because he no longer sees himself as mighty Apollo, he sees himself as worthless and useless Lester, and his narration is highkey depressing
Also, Apollo disliking and being somewhat disgusted of the god he used to be, realizing the horrible things he had done and how horrible he was and that he looked worse as the former Apollo than as Lester, regretting things he'd done, that's top tier development
(I'm sorry but I love the entire scene with the ravens, the part where he just screams "I'm sorry" it feels as if he isn't just apologizing to the ravens, but to everyone who's been affected by what he's done as a selfish god)
Reyna so openly turning down and laughing at Apollo for suggesting they be together is my favorite thing ever lmao I couldn't stop laughing, like she knew what gods can do if you turn them down (even if it was just mortal Lester) and she didn't give a damn, it was so fucking funny
people say Rick only includes diversity for the sake of including it and to gain popularity, but I still enjoy the fact that he does, because as a teacher he must have had all kinds of students of all religions, colors and sexualities, he includes diversity because he's seen diversity. anyway my point is I love that we have Lavinia, a Jewish lesbian from a Russian family, and she's not ashamed of being any of them
I'm sorry I just love Apollo so much, I've grown to respect him so much, and even if Hermes once said them gods often forget their oaths and promises, I have a feeling Apollo won't ever forget Jason's request that he never forgets what's it like to be mortal
Frank still admiring Apollo despite everything, and despite the fact that he looks like a messed up teen makes me go all uwu
Frank being portrayed as this clumsy and awkward kid but also this powerful and brave leader is my favorite thing ever because I think Frank is underrated and I dare to say that he's one of the strongest demigods we've ever met, even stronger than some of the nig three children
the whole thing about the undead army is honestly so creepy, especially when we see it from Apollo's perspective cause se him slowly succumb to the venom's effect, and that part in Tarquin's tomb where he "calls Lester to be part of his undead" was genuinely disturbing, at least to me
some books in the past have touched the part of the nature spirits not being given enough attention, but I really enjoyed how Apollo comes to realize that he only worries about demigods and gods when all lives are worth the same - mortals, halfbloods, nature spirits, gods, and even monsters
again, I love Apollo's arc, it's just AHH he's becoming so caring of life it just makes me happy
Reyna choosing herself to make herself happy is everything, and inspiring to every single woman who is told by others that they need someone to be happy, I just love it, because self love is the most important love of all
I haven't said anything about it, but man I love Meg and Apollo's friendship, they just care so much for each other, Meg who's so scared of losing her loved ones and Apollo who's so scared of not being able to be loved or to love, but they still love each other, and I'm glad it's not romantic, because yes fraternal love is also what people need, and their friendship is what they need
aurum and argentum being cute doggos rather than the steely (no pun intended) and cold dogs we met in HoO warms my heart. I don't understand why they're so cute and adorable, or maybe that's just how Apollo sees them, but they seem to act like actual dogs in this book
the fact that Reyna never confirmed nor denied being attracted to Thalia just makes me all hyped up, like we love Theyna
Apollo just gives off Eddie Brock vibes throughout the entire book and that's hilarious asf. ever since the start he's said to look like shit, feel like shit and be injured with deathly poison that will turn him to a zombie. if that isn't Venom vibes I don't know what is
I've said it once and I'll say it again, Frank Zhang is one of the strongest demigods Rick has ever introduced in a series, and him facing two immoral and godly in power emperors, burning one to death with his own life fire and injuring the other enough for Apollo to do the final kill is top tier
"If I'm going to burn, I might as well burn bright. This is for Jason." bitch actual goosebumps
We've seen countless deaths before, but something about Frank killing Caligula and Apollo killing Commodus seems so... mature I guess is the word, or well for a more mature audience. I can't describe how or why, but it feels more real, more like actual human death
I can't deal with how human Apollo seems in this book gosh I really am sorry I keep bringing this up, but I feel such warmth
the story of how Frank overcame his curse is actual BS and as much as I love Frank, it makes no sense that they spent all that time thinking of ways to keep the wood secure only for this. idk I mean id that were the case wouldn't the curse had vanished when he broke Thanatos free? he was willing to die then just like against Caligula, so why now but not then?
Don reincarnating into a laurel is peak bittersweet feeling and it actually hurt because in a camp where fauns were seen as dumb and useless, he helped Lavinia organize everything and destroy the canon things on the yachts
I'm still not over Jason's death, he really did deserve better. It makes sense, plotwise, because out of all of the huge characters from the past, Jason, Percy and Annabeth's deaths would impact others the harder, and push them to do better. And I understand that you gotta show, not even the main characters survive sometimes. Still, I'm hurt.
Thalia talking to Apollo during the funeral for the fallen campers made me actually weep. I'm not sure if it was because of Jason, or when Thalia talked about how much Artemis loves Apollo, or when Apollo "accepted" halfblood children of Zeus as his family
Also, you know who deserved better? Harpocrates, damn right he deserved better. I nearly cried when I read his death, cause he embraced it like one would an old friend in happiness. He and the Sybil deserved better. Dakota also deserved better
On the other hand, I tried so hard not to laugh at 2 am as I read Tarquin demand answers from a cat? he genuinely thought a cat would tell him where the Sybilline Books where and I couldn't handle that
This book is cruel but in a much more human way? The maiming of the pegasi wings? that's horrifying, but in such a human way, unlike what we've seen in any of the greek/roman gods series, and it's unsettling
Meg is braver than any of the other demigods were at that age (maybe excepting Nico), cause she's not embarking on a quest to retrieve an item or rescue someone or bring back their sister from the dead, she's facing her own abusive father while aiding a somewhat weak mortal in releasing the oracles and gaining godhood back. what's she getting from it all? absolutely nothing, she's gifted some seeds and she hangs out with unicorns more than other people and she's lost everything, but she's willing to lose more to help her friend. she's heroic like no one else is, because she's the first who doesn’t want anything more than being with her friend (Percy wanted whoever was taken back, Annabeth wanted to be able to be more, Nico wanted to bring back Bianca, even Bianca wanted freedom). the only other person who didn't have somewhat selfish (but kot wrong) interests while doing something heroic at a young age has been Hazel. What I mean is I love Meg and everything she does
Thalia being that chill over Jason's death bothers me so much, as if she wasn't the happiest when she found out the brother she lost 14 years ago was alive after all, and she had a part of her family back, and it was ripped from her, and Thalia is just not one to easily forget or move on from things, it's just unrealistic that she would only need a little furious session of throwing things to be okay with Jason's death as if her brother was not just taken from her all over again. it's impulsive Thalia we're talking about, who fought Percy when dealing with Annabeth going missing, it's just not her to be over his death that quickly. Sorry for Rick but I think differently
I also kinda don't like that Tyson went from being freaking General of the Cyclops, to the guy that has the Sybilline prophecies or whatever, it's important and all, but he would have been of great help during the battle and they had him waiting for help in the shrine hill like his potential went down the drain
but a thing I really loved was how different Camp Jupiter seems from Lester eyes compared from Percy's or Hazel's or Frank's perspective, it's hilarious. The other three see this place where everyone is serious and shit but Apollo just sees beyond the seriousness and it's actually refreshing, cause he's the first not to make CHB seem immature in comparison and like I said before I hated that in previous books
also Reyna laughing watered my plants, cured my depression, and made the world okay again, I just love her
all in all, this is my favorite book of ToA so far, and I'm really excited to see what's to come, and how Apollo and Meg will face Nero and Python, but more than anything I'm looking forward to what will happen to Apollo, and whether if given the choice, he'd go back to being a selfish god or remain mortal for a while, with his newfound friends
Also I really miss Annabeth so can I please see Annabeth, I just want to see her cause she won't deal with Apollo's shit and I can't wait to see that, I miss my girl
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Playing Kazama's Route Because I Guess I Hate Myself Part 1: Kyoto Winds
So, I'm going to play through everybody's routes on Hakuoki and vent my feelings and frustrations on here! I've already done Saito and Iba but I will play them again soon, too. Next up is Kazama, mostly because I'm curious to find out if this fucker has any redeeming qualities. Maybe if you're into nonces. Idk.
Wow, I had forgotten how gloriously campy this intro is :') I love it so much!
Playing through the prologue because it sets the tone of blood, death and assholes. This game is much more violent, tragic and much less horny than I had predicted and I guess I'm into that.
Aw, Chizuru bae is so lonesome and vulnerable <3
Kodo flashback! HIIISSSSSSSSSS!!! >:(
Just taking a moment to appreciate how beautiful and romantic the nighttime environment and music is <3 At least, until people start getting slashed up X_X
OKAY GAME, WE GET IT: CHIZURU IS HORNY FOR HIJIKATA. GOD.
Okita is enjoying this waaay too much X_X
Chapter 1
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
Thank you for untying me, InouBAE!
THEY'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THE SITUATION SINCE MORNING BUT NOBODY THOUGHT TO SUGGEST MAYBE NOT REVEALING MORE SENSITIVE INFORMATION WHILE I'M IN THE ROOM?! I'm surrounded by idiots -_-
Apparently, "They are all truly gentlemen." Uh-huh.
Hooray for Chizuru calling out Okita for being a douche. And Hijikata for calling everyone a bunch of kids! Where is the lie? :')
Um, why has the camera zoomed in on Nagakura's crotch? Chizuru, please control your thirst. This is a life or death situation.
Now Saito's telling Okita to stop being a prick and Okita's response is, "hehe." X_X
Casual suicide jokes... Reminds me of my friends at uni X_X
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 8O I can't see how this could possibly backfire...
OMG Kondou describing not recognising a girl as "The shame of a lifetime!" XD
"Maybe it's time you spilled your guts, kid." Is he... Is he telling me to commit seppuku?! O_O "I looked at him and nodded." GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.
Although, with Harada threatening to strip me, suicide doesn't look like such a bad option X_X Tell me, Inoue, WHERE ARE THESE GENTLEMEN YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT?!
Feminist Hijikata wants to kill me regardless of gender :') We stan a woke queen.
Feminist icon Sanan also thinks that gender is irrelevant but doesn't want to kill me because THEIR JOB IS LITERALLY TO PROTECT PEOPLE.
You search so hard for Kodo and he turns out to be such a treacherous snake :'(
Bad feminist Hijikata calls the Shinsengumi "sons of bitches" for feeding me to him as his page. The Shinsengumi are strong, independent bitches in their own right.
Escaping execution but being quietly upset about having to wear ugly boy clothes for the foreseeable future is a mood.
More of Hijikata threatening to cut off Okita's tongue, please!
What does Chizuru have against afternoon drinking :P Clearly she has never enjoyed a long glass of Pimm's on a warm Summer afternoon! I guess she is pretty young...
Hijikata isn't here so can I please sneak out with you guys instead of staring at the wall all day?
Reeeeeeally want to pick the yes to dressing like a girl option but apparently that's not what Daddy Nonce wants :( HE'S NOT EVEN SHOWN UP YET AND HE'S ALREADY RUINING MY FUN! >:(
Well, now we're literally running away from Nagakura and Inoue. I'm getting High School flashbacks.
Wait, why is Heisuke being weird about Saito being in my room? Did this happen last time too? Maybe I just forgot or maybe it's because I was hanging out with Heisuke and Harada before...
This dinner is terrifying.
Survival of the fittest? More like survival of the FATTEST! Amirite? Anyone? No? I'll stop.
Takeda admittedly has a point about you not earning your place in the Shinsengumi. And he has great hair. So I can almost forgive him for being a mega bitch.
"His swordsmanship is decent, BUT he is well read and possesses a cunning mind for military science." Not sure if a translation error or Hijikata just hates nerds?!
Does accompanying Hijikata as his page get me bonus Kazama Sexy Points purely because it pisses Hijikata off?
Chizuru once again being in mortal peril but getting distracted by Iba's beautiful face is relatable af.
"Takeda huffed smugly to himself and WADDLED out of the store." What a majestic image we have been blessed with :') The bitchiest penguin ever to waddle this Earth!
Iba happily munching his bean jelly is a MOOD.
Chapter 2
Okita telling you that you're here to keep him company on his rounds is exactly the kind of bullshit that I'd expect from him X_X
Guess I'm just running into a battle...
Oh, it's Kazama. Sitting on the windowsill like the edgy bastard he is.
Aaaand he just killed a guy on his own side. Classic edgelord move.
And apparently I have to thank him for this display if I want him to be my waifu.
Seemingly, Chizuru is thirsty for this slut and is being REALLY FRICKING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT X_X
OH HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME THE SHINSENGUMI'S BITCH. Although, it is somewhat accurate XD STILL A DICK MOVE AFTER I THANKED HIM SO NICELY, THOUGH.
AND HE SAYS THAT I HAVE MANNERS, BUT WHERE ARE YOUR FREAKING MANNERS, YOU EDGY THOT?!!!
I have a feeling that a lot of this will be typed in caps from now on -_-
Oooh he winked! I cannot handle this intense eroticism!
Surprise Saito! My favourite flavour of surprise (see, "Shinsengumi's bitch")!
The Shinsengumi are grateful for my efforts and, thus, have gifted me with the great gift of sweeping <3
Hijikata and Iba are so cute <3
Kazama's being edgy again X_X and murdering people. Classic Kazama.
Oh wow, he's actually calling us peasants.
Aw, we're talented peasants <3 How generous of him!
HOW DARE HE TRASH TALK OKITA LIKE THAT! Wow, I'm actually defending that asshole X_X
Hijikata baring his teeth like an angry doggo XD
I'm super mad at Kazama for killing that poor Shinsengumi guy :'( Such a thoughtless waste of life :'(
Now he's mocking Nagakura's obedience to the Shogun. What are your lofty ideals, Kazama? Ah yes, you want to subjugate and enslave the human race. How... noble...
Okay, so, apparently, Kazama is being a huge, murderous pain in the ass because he's just OH SO CONCERNED for the pride of his human allies. I don't buy it.
Ah, Hijikata called Kazama a petulant child :') Truer words were never spoken!
Okay, now Hijikata is saying that they don't deserve an honourable death?! Wow, Hijikata. That comment is not going to age well, I can tell you.
So maybe I agree with Kazama here!? He still shouldn't have murdered that guy, though.
I seriously don't understand why Hijikata is so keen to slaughter these guys and potentially lose more of his men just to force them to suffer a shameful death?! Maybe he doesn't see dying that way as dishonourable but I have no patience for people forcing their ideals onto others.
Aaah! Kazama throwing Hijikata's insult back in his face is pretty brilliant!
Kazama just sliced me in the face! Sexy?!
Sexy Points with Kazama because he's confirmed your full BROOD MARE potential.
Kazama likes calling people bitches so we have that in common.
So, now Hijikata respects them for committing seppuku?! I am CONFUSED.
Oh, now I'm getting Itou's origin story?! This is unexpected!
Wait, have I broken the game and accidentally romanced Kondou?! What is happening right now?! X_X
Oooh! I'm getting sword training! Yes please! This is better than sex :D
Feminist icon Kondou isn't going easy on me just because I'm a girl :D
Chapter 3
Aka: Sanan's breakdown!
"Those were his last words." O_O I... hope that that's not true...
Okay, now he's throttling me! I take it back! Somebody fillet this crazy fucker!
OMG WAS THAT CRUNCHING SOUND MY NECK?!
But why is he choking me when he could be sipping on my delicious blood? O_o
The awkward moment when your creepy brother is a hotter woman than you X_X
Apparently, Kazama's gazing at me with bloodlust. How romantic.
Haha! Apparently Kazama's hand is "pale and grasping like the tentacle of some hideous subterranean monster." X_X Hot.
Yay! Rescued from tentai boi by HajiBAE and SanoCUTEY! And Harada is calling out Kazama for being a creep :') This is a good day.
Kazama's response burn is weak. The culture and the nose of a dog? What does that even mean? Even if Harada's nose looked like a dog's, that'd still be pretty weak, imo.
Ha! Saito's response is basically just an Uno reverse card but I'm always here for calling Kazama out on his hypocrisy.
Omg, now Yamazaki is kidnapping me and Shiranui's calling him out! None of these hos have any chill!
Amagiri is taking a break from fighting to read Shiranui for being a hotheaded pain in the arse.
Hijikata is rightfully calling me an idiot for drawing my sword on Kazama :')
Kazama's insults are so blunt and childish but it's so funny! He just called Hijikata a weak shit! Apparently, fighting him is an honour and Hijikata isn't giving this diva the attention he believes he deserves.
Hijikata needs to stop calling me Kid X_X
"Sleazebag" = accurate.
Ooh, Sanan is paying me a late night visit! How risqué!
Of course I want to learn more about the water of life but The Grand High Nonce would apparently disapprove so I guess I'll have to wait until another route to find out :'(
Apparently Kazama's not going to abduct me TODAY. How reassuring.
I relate to Kazama admiring the beauty of the temple but he lost me by being a hypocrite again. Apparently, he doesn't understand how humans can destroy their creations with their wars. KAZAMA IS FIGHTING WITH THE PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO BURN KYOTO AND THEY PARTIALLY SUCCEEDED. Kazama can only destroy things, as far as I can tell.
Now he's ranting about how they lie, deceive and kill. Pot kettle black? "If they want something, they'll steal it." UGH, KAZAMA, YOU HAVE REPEATEDLY TRIED TO STEAL ME YOU HYPOCRITICAL FUCKWIT. HE'S SO FRUSTRATING. SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE COMBINATION OF PRETENTION, HYPOCRISY, CRUELTY, HUBRIS, I could go on XD I should stop... For now...
AAAAAH HE JUST SAID NOT TO TRUST THE SHINSENGUMI BECAUSE THEY KILL THEIR OWN MEN WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELASH. THAT'S WHAT KAZAMA DOES WHEN YOU FIRST MEET HIM! BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T COUNT TO HIM BECAUSE THE MAN WASN'T PART OF HIS SUPERIOR RACE!
Sen = <3
Chapter 4 (This is where I went to sleep)
I feel like we could have got away with killing the guy who was SENTENCED TO DEATH if fricking Sanan hadn't shown up and revealed his alive-ness!
Aw, Itou is concerned about my arm!
Aaaaand he's ruined it by being a cunt XD "Would you like to know?" "Yes." "I won't tell you." X_X
Heisuke, Saito... HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME... WHEN I NEEDED TO... POSSES YOU... I HATED YOU; I LOVED YOU TOO... BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT.... *Continues singing Wuthering Heights and dances around the room dramatically*
"And then they were gone" :'(
Tbf, I'd be pretty mad if my comrades had been doing such dangerous, fucked up experiments behind my back.
"I am more concerned about the soldiers being left behind." - lies!
Wait, Sanan knew Itou "really well"?! Their only interaction until now was Itou being a mega-douche to him. I have so many questions!
Aw, Sanan trusts that our friendlings will return <3
Ooh! Going on a manju adventure with YAM!
Kazama strolling down the street and everybody being pushed out of the way by the douchebag waves rolling off of him.
Okay, so Kazama has come here alone to get pissed amongst humans?! That seems implausible...
"I might even allow you to pour me a drink." BLEUGH BLETCH BLUUURGH.
I CANNOT WITH THIS THOT AND HIS HYPOCRITICAL BULLSHIT. HOW DARE HE BRAG ABOUT HOW COOL AND DOWN WITH THE KIDS HE IS TO BE DRINKING WITH HUMANS AND THEN SLAG ME OFF FOR ASSOCIATING WITH HUMANS?!
If I'm supposedly so curious about the demon lifestyle, can I PLEASE just run away with Sen? :'(
WHY IS NOBODY ASKING WHAT I WANT?!? X_X I WANT TO GO WITH THE COOL DEMON LADIES!!!
"Yukimura. What do you have to say about this?" FINALLY!!! THANK YOU, KONDOU!
I really want to go but the game won't let me XD
Souji is correct. I clearly have rocks for brains XD
"Gosh" Appropriate reaction.
AAAAAAAAND MY BELOVED SHINSENGUMI IS IMMEDIATELY ENDANGERED BY MY POOR DECISIONS.
Ooh! Physical contact with Kazama! Sure, he's violently grabbing me but this thirsty bitch will take what she can get XD
Harada has the best put downs :') "Barging in here to get yourself a wife! You think you'd get the point by now after all these rejections..."
"You fools have no idea of her worth." BITCH I AM A well, not human but SENTIENT BEING! THEY TREAT ME WITH MORE RESPECT THAN YOU EVER DID YOU MASSIVE CREEP. I AM MORE THAN JUST A WOMB, YOU HO!!!
"She is most valuable when used by a fitting partner." THA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!???! NOPENOPENOPE. A FITTING PARTNER WOULD NOT "USE" ME, BITCH.
"HA! So you decide to take her against her will just because you're too scared of the rejection you'll get from flat-out asking her out, huh?" YES HARADA!!! YOU CALL OUT THIS FUCKING NONCE!!! ALL RAPISTS ARE COWARDS!!! "You're so lame and creepy." WHERE IS THE LIE?!??
Meanwhile, Hijikata just makes it clear that he'd happily slice through me. Good to know.
I shall WIGGLE my way out of this situation! What do you mean it didn't work?!
YAAAS KONDOU! YOU FIGHT THAT BITCH!!!
OMG I JUST FELL ON TOP OF OKITA AND NOW HE'S SLUT SHAMING ME! XD
"Tell me... How is it? On top of me. Does it feel good?" O_O O_O O_O This game just got a lot more spicy!
Just fuck already! If only to piss off Kazama X_X
Aw, poor sick Okita <3
How dare they mention that the new HQ has a huge bath for warriors to bathe together and not have another thirst scene :P
Now Harada and Nagakura are slut shaming each other for having their tiddies out in Winter :')
Does this count as sexposition? Politics + tiddies?
"Itou dies." This is what happens when you base a game around true events! Problems aren't solved with the power of love and friendship! X_X
YES SAITO, PLEASE PROTECT ME FROM THIS MURDEROUS NONCE!
Chapter 5
At least in the normal route where nobody loves me, I don't get shot at by cannons O_O
There are a lot of typos in this chapter already. Perhaps the developers didn't expect anyone to be INSANE enough to romance Kazama.
DON'T TELL THIS RANDOM GUY YOUR PLANS YOU FOOL!!! IF THIS GETS INOUE KILLED, IMMA BE SO MAD!!!
NO INOUE!!! DON'T DRINK THE CRAZY JUICE!!!
NOOOOOO!!!! INOOOUUUUEEEE!!! :'(
Yes Queen, you call out those murdering cowards :'(
FFS I just got hella shot X_X
NO YOU GUYS ARE THE MONSTERS!!!
Apparently, I'm a "Noble Demon specimen" BITCH WHERE?!
"Why was Kazama helping me?" UM, HAVEN'T WE BEEN THROUGH THIS?! BECAUSE HE WANTS TO "USE" YOUR FERTILE WOMB TO BREED A NEW LINE OF DEMON CHILDREN.
"Shoot me? To death?" XD
"Kazama glared coldly at the pile of dismembered corpses on the floor" :') So romantic!
OMG IT'S THE BETTER DRESSED VERSION OF ME!!!
"Actually a man." UM, A CHILD, SEEMINGLY.
The whole creepy demonic family together at last :')
STOP CALLING ME ADORABLE AND LITTLE YOU CREEPY DEMON CHILD.
"What you're doing is disgraceful." YOU TELL HIM KAZAMA.
"Mind if I kill your family, right here and now?" O_O Kazama has zero chill! Thanks for asking, though, I guess. Go for it, Kazama XD
Oh, apparently I'm going to "talk to them" X_X
"Kodo, I could murder you over a thousand times, and it still wouldn't be enough for me." This is the most I've ever liked Kazama.
Doesn't Kazama work directly with Kodo in various routes?
Why can't I vanish like smoke? :'( Where are MY cool demon powers? :'(
"Turns out the only one capable of keeping you safe when you needed them most was me -- not them." HOW DARE YOU!!! INOUE GAVE HIS LIFE PROTECTING ME AND YOU'VE NEVER PUT YOUR OWN PRECIOUS NECK OUT THERE FOR ANYONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU POMPOUS ASS!!! YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO WORK FOR ANYTHING IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, HAVE YOU?! YOU WERE BORN A DEMON PRINCE AND THAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?!? BECAUSE YOU HAVE POWERS YOU DIDN'T EARN?!
"If your idea of a good time is seeing the rotting corpses of your friends, be my guest..." 8_8 :'( No, they can't all be dead! Surely not! Kazama don't say things like that!
The Yodo are going to betray the Shogunate?!? I must warn them D:
Wow, this just got heavy and real sad.
Wait, did he just admit to meddling in the war?! He is such a hypocrite!!!! Aaaaaaah!!! Somebody call him out on his bs!!!!
SEN AND KIMIGIKU <3 SAVE ME!
Even Shiranui sees that humans have a variety of complex motivations X_X
I AM NOT YOUR FUTURE WIFE!!!!
Do the Shinsengumi just assume that I'm dead?!
Great, now I'm on a road trip with this cunt.
"I've never actually been this close to a man before..." Calm down! That horse is third wheeling so hard right now. And what about that time you fell ON TOP OF Okita?!
Welp, that's it for Kyoto Winds! Onwards to Edo Blossoms! I still don't like Kazama but at least murdering the ever-loving FUCK out of Kodo is a cause that I can believe in. Although, one of the reasons that I hated Kodo in Saito's route was because he was helping the same sex pest I'm now galloping across the country with. Huh.
This is the most that I’ve ever used the word, “nonce” in my entire life and this is only the first game.
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Unsteady Pt.3
Summary: When Y/N found her soulmate, she is scared that he will leave her because of her past.
Masterlist
Pairing: Eddie Brock x Reader , Venom x Reader
Warning: Violence, murder, torture, mention of child abuse
Words: 1870 words
A/N: Sorry for the little absence. I had big exams and now that I’m on my holiday break, I should be able to write more often! Hope you enjoy!
Eddie’s face fell and you hear his breath hitches in his throat. His hold on your shoulder becomes tighter and he pulls you to his chest. You freeze at first, not used to this kind of contact, but you soon relax in his arms. You generally avoid physical contact, but with him, it feels right. You bring your arms up and grab his shoulders, pressing more into him. You feel at ease and your mind drifts off. His scent, his warmth, the feeling of being safe, you know at that moment that you will not be able to live without it again.
Eddie separates himself a little from you and you can’t take your gaze from his eyes. What you see in them takes you off guard. You see caring, worry and love. More than that, you can feel it radiating from him. You don’t understand and you push away, letting you feeling empty. You get up, your back to him, feeling his disappointment.
"Are you okay ?" he says with worry.
"How can you feel like that ?!" you almost scream turning back, facing him.
Confusion is written all over his face. "What do you mean ?"
"I.. I mean why are you so loving and caring about me after everything I’ve done? I assaulted you, kidnapped you and sold you to a damn psycho and now you just forgive it all? You don’t even know me or what I’m capable of!" at this point, you feel the burning of tears, but you force yourself to keep them away.
Hidde senses your distress and trots to you, rubbing his head on your hips, trying to reassure you. You pet him a little, trying to keep your tears at bay. Eddie gets up, walks to you and grab your chin between his fingers, forcing you to make eyes contact.
"Well, there are many reasons. First, your intentions were goods. You wanted to help me. Plus, you got me out of there so… " he trailed off. He sees that you are not convinced and starts stroking your cheek. “We are soulmates. We are made for each other. I don't know you yet, but I want to. More than anything. I've searched you for a long time and now that I've found you, I'm not letting you go. Sure, we didn’t meet in the best scenario, but wouldn’t change anything. Please, don’t push me away.“ he finishes with a little voice.
His blues eyes are pleading, and your heart squeezes when you see water forming them. You don’t want to let him go, you know that you need him. Eddie Brock. Your soulmate. After all, even when he wasn’t there, he saved your life, many times.
You put your head on his chest. “I…I can’t.“ you say. Eddie stiffens, and you mentally slap yourself for not choosing your words better. You lift your head to look at his blues orbs. “No, sorry, it gets out wrong. I mean... I can’t let go of you. I owe you my life Eddie and I just hope that you don’t go away like everyone else when I tell you who I am..“
You hear him sigh and relax. He takes you back to the couch and you sit so you can face him. You take a deep breath and try to find where to start your whole story.
“Don’t assume that I’ll abandon you. Hell, I have an alien inside of me! I’m not going anywhere !“ he says with a smile.
You nod, playing with your fingers.“I remember my family. I had a mom, a dad, and an annoying little brother. Well, I say annoying, but I can’t even remember why I think of him like that. I don’t remember what they look like, but I do remember their screams of terrors and pain.“
It was on Christmas Eve, and you were 5. Your family went to the cottage to enjoy some time together when the men got in and tortured your parents in front of you. Even at this age, you could feel the overwhelming emotions radiating from your parents. It hurted you, you almost fainted, but you needed to be strong for your little brother. He was clinging to you, tears all over his face.
“Don’t be scared kids, we will take good care of you.“ said a man.
The day after, your brother was dead. He was so terrified, he couldn’t stop crying so the men got pissed and declared he wasn’t strong enough. Like that, he sliced his throat open. You then got tortured to estimate your strength. Days and nights, they tested you. First, they started with your resistance to brutal force. They beat you up until you lay on the floor, unable to move. Then, your mind strength. They forbid you to sleep, keeping you on edge and forcing you to watch some random kid being tortured. The sight of it generally gave you the envy to puke, but the distress and the pain that you felt from them was the last blow that you needed to empty your stomach. After that, they putted you with a bunch of kids, and you started your training.
You met Jaya there. She had a story similar to yours and had a special ability as well, like all your new comrades. You became friends and always helped each other when you could. The men forced you to fight each other in dual battle. Only the winner could have a supper. At first, you all used your fists. Then, you started to use your abilities, and everything was permitted. You had to be wary, because some kids had powerful abilities and some liked to give low shots. That’s how you got stronger. Fighting your comrades for food, training yourself to sleep with an eye open, helping Jaya to use her power in an offensive and defensive ways, participating in “games“ that initiated you to the world of assassinations, getting to know every weakness of the human body, every way to kill, every way to torture.
Then come the system of rank. A kill rise you in rank and give you permanent favours like supper every night, a better bed, chocolate and access to the training ground outside of permitted hours. At the end, you were a killing machine.
Why never revolt ? Two reasons. First, after the installation of the ranks, no one trusted anyone, except for you and Jaya. Your psychic ability showed you that none of your comrades were trustworthy. They all waited for an opening to kill someone and rise in rank.
Second, they broke you in the beginning so that each one of you got a phobia and they used it against you. In your case, you got hydrophobia. They would put you into deep water without anything to hold onto and when you ran out of energy, you simply drowned. It’s only when they were sure that you swallowed a good quantity of water and that you were nearly dead, that they took you out of water and helped you. One time, you died, and they had to revive you. After that, you couldn’t shower for two months, the sight of a puddle made you sweat and they had to put to under solute to keep you hydrated.
It’s only when they started to experiment on a little hybrid dog that you started to hope to get out of there. You liked him, so you started to interact with the dog. It was hard at first. He didn’t trust you. You took your time to build a link between you two and when he finally took a liking to you, you two were inseparable. You took care of him after experimentation and so did he. One day, you decided to stop calling him " doggo " and gave him the only significant name you could think of. A name that always give you hope, made you continue when you wanted to give up and let the others kill you. You glanced a your wrist. Eddie Brock. You reversed it and changed it a little. Hidde. It was perfect. Your two sources of hope.
You got to escape the day they finally found a use to your ability. You were 14 years old. They putted you on a small mall and ordered you to go wild. Kill as many people as you can or Hidde will be dead at the end of the day. You felt the sincerity behind these words, and you got scared so you did what they asked. You killed. You killed as many as you could to assure the life of your source of hope. Your reason to live. It didn’t take long. Merely 5 minutes. You were so scared for your friend that you extended your power to others and forced them to commit suicide or harm others. You didn’t even move from your initial spot, too shocked to move.
As soon as everyone was dead, they got you out of there, back to your room. Hidde felt the change in you. You were like dead inside. He got furious and turned wild. He killed everyone he could, including the kids. He spared Jaya, knowing your friendship. Some could escape, but he didn’t care. He went back to you, Jaya got you out of there with his help and you stayed hidden for a while.
Then you met Mike and Axel. They were supposed to kill you, but you looked so defenceless, they started to wonder if their informations were the truth. You chatted for a while. They were sent by the survivors of the organisations who "raised " you and you explained everything. The next day, they went back to their clients and came back to you saying that you would never have to live watching your back. You were free. You were free, but you were lost and they knew it. They took you with them, raised you as best as they could and you decided to join them.
You kill for money, but you do it for what you think is right. You want to help. You would never use your ability for mass murder again.
You finally lift your eyes from your hands. Eddie has been silent during all the time of your story and Hidde has his head on your legs. Your soulmate’s face is white, and he has traces of tears on his cheeks. He stays silent, and you thought that it was it. He will leave you. Your head fell down, and you feel so lost for a second, but it soon changes when you feel strong arms wrapping around you tightly. Out of reflex, you wrap your arms around his waist, and you start crying. He doesn’t let you go. He is staying with you. He slides a hand on your back in a comforting manner and as if he had heard your insecurities, he says "I’m never letting you go. I promise." You are surprised to see a black goo wrap around your waist. You forgot that Venom was there as well. "We will never leave our morsel."
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50 More Days of Comics! 24/50: Arak: Son of Thunder Annual #1 (1984)
“ARAK: IN THE LAIR OF THE SERPENT LORD”
Pretty great title.
I am pretty sure I had never heard of this character until I saw this cover! Probably! He might have been in one of the weirder Justice League Unlimited issues. I think in JLU it turns out that the world is hollow and that there’s a fantasy world inside it for some reason? Or maybe that was an episode of Superman?
Anyway, Arak (Son of Thunder) is an interesting sort.
He was a relatively respectful Native American character for his time which meant that he did not have broken speech or stereotypical powers like super-tracking (looking at you nearly every X-Men Native American character).
And he has a pretty bonkers backstory for a guy that was initially a Conan the Barbarian ripoff.
(Roy Thomas explicitly says in the letters column in the back of this issue that he came up with Arak because Conan Properties wouldn’t let him write a Conan novel. So. Y’know. Make of that what it is.)
See, Star-of-Dawn of the Quontauka Native tribe was fleeing from an amorous evil serpent god and was rescued by the thunder god He-No. She married He-No out of gratitude for saving her from an evil horny snake god but wasn’t really in love with him and missed her people so he returned her home.
And then she gave birth to a demigod, Bright-Sky-After-Storm.
Later, in a one-two punch the serpent god attached He-No while a tribe that worshipped evil snakes attacked the Quontauka. While thunder has a type advantage against snakes, He-No sacrificed himself to save his son and send him floating out into the sea where he was out of reach.
Where he was found by Vikings, as ya do.
One of the Vikings raised him and named him Eric, which became Arak due to the young boy’s mispronunciation.
He joins their raids until a sorceress sends a sea serpent after the Vikings. The serpent kills all but Arak who throws a cross like a Castlevania and impales the serpent through the brain.
A nearby monk says that god has delivered them which makes Arak wonder if it was the monk’s god or his own god. And so he sets off to have adventures and becomes a good friend of Charlemagne and gets romantically involved with a paladin called Valda the Iron Maiden.
So basically Arak has an awesome life, give or take being serially orphaned.
Aside from being set in a real historical period, Arak tends to interact with real mythological nonsense rather than Conan’s sword and sorcery type deal.
And that’s the need to know for this annual. Oh, that and he at some point found the flaming sword of Gabriel, which drove the first humans out of Eden and which can command Christian, Jew, and Muslim. That is a thing that exists and that Arak has and that the bad guy wants.
And as this annual starts, Arak and his good pal Satyricus (…… a satyr, obviously) are on their way to the titular lair of the serpent lord to exchange the Sword of Gabriel for boy-prince Alsind and his cousin Sharizad, friends of Arak’s that the Serpent Lord took hostage.
They are briefly waylaid by desert bandits who get the best of Arak by taking Satyricus the Satyr hostage but the Sword of Gabriel is the real sword of evil’s bane and when the bandit leader unveils it, it burns out his eyes.
Between this and Indiana Jones, god stuff is just really user unfriendly, isn’t it?
The bandits flee in terror of the eye melting sword and Arak has to reswaddle the thing.
No easy task as it wants to rocket to heaven and also its on fire.
Through some weird ritual that Arak himself doesn’t quite understand, he… iunno, wipes the fire into the hilt? so he can rewrap the blade.
Satyricus has some misgivings about turning over the Sword of Gabriel to the Serpent Lord who either works for or is the same snake god that tried to boink Arak’s mom and wiped out his tribe. But Arak gotta do what Arak gotta do.
Then a giant, unnatural cyclone comes at them. Satyricus promises to stick to Arak like his shadow but he’s just so small. He gets blown away by the winds. And as the cyclone blasts Arak with sand he swears he’ll find his friend.
But for some reason, being buffeted by winds makes Arak start contemplating his life backwards, thinking of Valda, the paladin. Thinking of the sea serpent who killed the Vikings who adopted him. Thinking of the good times he had raiding and pillaging with them.
And when the winds subside he finds himself in a familiar forest, the very forest of his long lost birthplace!
Tornados are surprisingly good transportation in fiction.
Satyricus finds himself in quite a different locale though. The tornado somehow blew him into a cave. A cave with a Cerberus in it. Aw hell, he’s in Hades!
The dogs don’t bork which means he’s dead and belongs so he passes by them and meets the ferryman Charon who offers Satyricus a ride across the river Styx.
Satryicus has no coin and also doesn’t want to be dead yet. He has so much to live for. “For love, Charon! Love of green fields, sunshine, sweet fruits, and tender women. Aye, and for love of a friend – one I’ve sworn to protect as he searches the world for his homeland!”
And then a dead friend of Satyricus’ pops up and sasses him.
Khiron: “Just like you, Satyricus, to die without a Grecian obol to your name!”
And then he tells Satyricus to just wade across the river. Pssh what? Its going to kill the dead? Yeah right! What even is the point of Charon here? For ghosts afraid to get their feet wet?
Because he does it! Satyricus just wades across. And he’s short!
Satyricus and Khiron catch up before Satyricus decides actually fuck being dead and decides to spring Khiron. The centaur protests he’s too weak to jail break out of Hades and Charon is like come on dude I’mma have to scythe you if you try to leave.
But Satyricus kicks a hole in Charon’s boat, which tips the skeleton into the drink when it capsizes. The satyr steals Charon’s scythe and thus the scyther becomes the one who is scythed.
He stabs Charon.
Actually pretty crafty, Satyricus. Granted, you look sinister af due to cultural biases against short hairy men with goat legs, goatees, and horns but well played.
He also stabs Cerberus. And I understand that it had to be done to escape but it still fills me with sadness. That poor doggo.
Satyricus and Khiron find themselves emerging into the green glades of ancient Greece. And together they vow that the last centaur and the last satyr will drive the barbarians out of the land and restore its glory. I’m not up on my relative time periods so I’m not sure which barbarians were occupying Greece during the time of Charlemagne but its probably a good thing for a satyr and centaur to start a populous movement.
Elsewhere in America perhaps, Arak ponders his situation. The witch-queen Angelica once used magic to show him that some Quontauka were still alive and offered to transport him to them. But since she was quite evil, he didn’t agree. But maybe a similar magic was in that ol’ tornado.
He doesn’t have much time to ponder because the snake tribe is attacking the Quontauka again! He rushes in and starts cutting and scalding people.
He sees a snake tribesman about to split open an old woman’s skull as his mother’s was years ago but this time he has a sword that is on fire! And he throws it at the dude and burns him. The burned guy flees.
To his surprise, Arak discovers that not only is this situation reminiscent to what happened to his mother its actually his actual supposedly dead mother that he saved!
Arak’s grandfather White-Snow Owl arrives and asks him to take up the fire sword as the Quontauka’s warchief and put the fear in all other tribes.
Arak protests that he did not return to lead them against tribes that have no quarrel with them. Besides, his journey isn’t done. The hostages of the serpent lord will die unless he exchanges the sword for them.
Arak: “One of those I must save is but a child – another a young woman!”
White-Snow Owl: “I do not care.”
And then White-Snow Owl demands that Arak give him the sword. Ahh but see. Arak is the name the Vikings gave him. His tribesmen have been calling him their name for him, Bright-Sky-After-Storm. Why would White-Snow Owl know his Viking name?
So Arak stabs his grandfather.
A lot of stabbing in this sword and sorcery.
And it turns out that his grandfather was a snake and also not his grandfather.
It turns out everyone was snakes. So Arak burns it all down.
And finds himself in a Grecian glade where Satyrnicus and Khiron are hanging out.
Satyrnicus is thrilled to see him and wants to tell him how his once-meek goat-legged friend broke out of Hades but Arak has figured out the score.
This is all illusion. A very convincing illusion. One that knows your memories and knows what you want to see. But Arak won’t be fooled.
He stabs Khiron with the sword of Gabriel which apparently only destroys the wicked and false and reveals that the centaur was actually a man-snake and is now also dead. From the stabs.
Satyrnicus is aghast that he beat Hades all by himself only to lead a monster to his nice home.
No, no. You didn’t get a cool victory or get to go home to a nice green glade. You’re still in the sandy wasteland, Arak says.
Poor Satyrnicus doesn’t get to have anything nice like overthrowing Hades. Oh boo.
Arak waves the sword around until the illusion gives up. That’s probably how dispelling illusions works.
And then the titular Lair of the Serpent Lord finally shows its snake head themed entrance, emerging from under the sand only 32 pages into this 40 page story.
The Serpent Lord almost pulls off the aesthetic. He’s green and scaly and has snake men minions and a snake draped around his hands like a boa but he has horns and I’ve never seen a snake with horns.
Anyway, the Serpent Lord cheekily laments that Arak didn’t fall for the temptations of the whirlwind. Then he would have had the hostages and the sword.
Alsind and Sharizad beg Arak not to give the sword of Gabriel to the Serpent Lord but he ignores their pleas and swears on He-No’s name that after the two hostages are released, he’ll throw the sword to the steps of Serpent Lord’s throne.
Since Arak is an honorable sort where his words are his bond and especially vows on his father and all, Serpent Lord agrees.
He releases the hostages and Arak throws the sword.
Satyrnicus suggests that they amscray but Arak says not yet but for his group to cover their eyes.
Arak: “Guard your eyes, and pray to all your several gods – for I suspect a weapon forged in Heaven will not abide for long a demon’s hand.”
And when one of Serpent Lord’s snake dudes goes to bring it to him the sword angrily flares, incinerating all the snake dudes to ash and bone on the spot.
Arak, Satyrnicus, Alsind and Sharizad are protected by Arak’s shaman aura. And the Serpent Lord by his own sorcery. And then the flare dims, that wily ol’ Serpent Lord is running to grab the sword.
So Arak runs and they both grab it at the same time. And wrassle over it .
The Serpent Lord questions Arak’s oath to turn the sword over but Arak points out that he only swore to deliver it to the Serpent Lord’s throne and did not say what he would do after that.
I always sort of wonder what the point of having such a sense of honor that you must abide by your word, even if it was under duress, when you are also willing to wriggle out through dumb baby word games?
I mean, yes, good thinking on Arak’s part to phrase it in an exploitable way but if you’re doing that are you actually an honorable person?
You’ll build a loophole into a promise but god help you if you lie?
Honor is weird.
The Serpent Lord is actually Arak’s match in muscle so they go all over the place tugging the sword until Arak has an idea.
He beseeches the fire spirits which rest within the sword to flee evil’s grasp by abandoning their metal home. And then he just kind of… pulls away with a sword-shaped fire in his hands.
Serpent Lord decides that he can still use the metal of the blade to kill Arak and you’d think that a metal blade would go right through a fire. But guess what. This is angelic fire or something.
Serpent Lord swings his metal sword and it strikes the fire sword and the metal sword melts all over Serpent Lord’s hands.
Which has to be somewhere up there in terms of things that hurt a whole hell of a lot.
And then Arak stabs him.
There’s a lot of stabbing etc etc.
And then Arak tells the sword it can go home and releases it and the fire flies into the sky, going home.
Arak: “So go you forth, mighty sword! Fly upward to the abode of angels – nevermore to be raised anew against the works of man unless a god decrees!”
You’re a cool guy, Arak.
Now, nearly exhausted Arak still has to run because the Serpent Lord was one of those load bearing bosses and his snakehead lair is collapsing.
And he notices tracks of blood leading out into the desert. The Serpent Lord isn’t dead.
Arak decides not to chase after him. As wounded as he is it will be a long time before he can menace other men. And whatever else, he has been forever denied the Sword of Gabriel because it flew home.
And the Serpent Lord’s anger at being thwarted is a problem for another day.
I actually quite enjoyed this.
As mentioned, Arak is a pretty cool dude. With cool friends (although I kept wanting to call Satyrnicus Phil because it’d be easier to type). And this was a pretty cool adventure.
Arak: Son of Thunder apparently only got 50 issues and this annual and a scant few other appearances. And then recentlyish reappared having been mind controlled into being Braniac’s minion in Convergence. Which… is a choice.
But this issue was good.
Tangentially, it very much felt like you could get a dnd module out of this.
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?dunno lol probably any of the 4 songs from Courtney Barnett that I have on my phone (Elevator Operator, Depreston, Nobody Really Cares if You Don’t go to the Party, and Debbie Downer). Dunno lol
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Well there’s a few people so... @lifecankindofsuck @annoyinglyoptimisticbread @gerards-slutty-jacket, or Markimoo
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.The moat surrounds your fortress, preventing enemies from
4: What do you think about most?Uhhh such a fucking odd queston I honestly have no clue my mind jumps around a lot
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?Imma not include group chats so... some shit from sprint about texting in the UK. I don’t get texted a lot :/
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?I prefer without but I usually wear pajamas
7: What’s your strangest talent?I can slap my thighs really fast I dunno lol
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)With the first thing that comes to my head?Girls just wanna have funBoys will be boys
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?Nope and it’ll probs never happen so whatever ¯\_(:/)_/¯
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?Never rip
11: Do you have any strange phobias?None that are out of the ordinary
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?A Q-Tip with vaseline
13: What’s your religion?I don’t have one
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?prbably sitting on a bench alone being lonely lol
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?The Beatles
17: What was the last lie you told?I think it was something my dad got angry at me for and then a waiter came up and I faked a smile for the waiter if you call that lying
18: Do you believe in karma?Sometimes
19: What does your URL mean?Absolutely fucking nothing lmao
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Weakness? my cripplingly low self esteem. Strength? My desire to help people
21: Who is your celebrity crush?Probably Maisie Williams. Used to be Ariana Grande cuz she’s absolutely adorable
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?No but it sounds like fun
23: How do you vent your anger?profane language lmao
24: Do you have a collection of anything?not really no. but I do have all 50 state coins
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Video chatting as long as the other person can hold the conversation
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?physically? hell fucking no. Mentally? nope. Emotionally? still no rip. But I am happy that I can help people with their problems.
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate? crying. (human crying not baby crying) it makes me cry too ;-;Love? uhhhhhhh rain
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?What if I never actually find an s/o?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?I want to believe
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.The wall. A rocking chair
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?Cotton (from my blanket)
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?I dunno lol
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?West coast, but I’m going to the East coast for College. West cost is more progressive I believe
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?Ariana Grande I guess
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?It’s 42. I’m too lazy to give a full explanation or something like that
36: Define Art.Uhh I dunno lmao
37: Do you believe in luck?Yeah. Either Luck or RNGesus
38: What’s the weather like right now?Sunny
39: What time is it?6:33 PM
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes. No
41: What was the last book you read?Pet Semetary
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?it’s OK. Too much and I hate it.
43: Do you have any nicknames?Mom, Dad, A-Dog (from my uncle)
44: What was the last film you saw?Gremlins. In theaters? A Quiet Place
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Smacking my head on a piano bench corner (3 stitches needed)
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?yes
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?nope
48: What’s your sexual orientation?Sexual orientation? Het. but romantic orientation is bi
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?Nope
50: Do you believe in magic?Hell yeah or something like that
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Nah. Unless they were especially awful
52: What is your astrological sign?Aquarius or Aries
53: Do you save money or spend it?Save
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?some micro transaction
55: Love or lust?Love
56: In a relationship?I feckin wish
57: How many relationships have you had?technically, none. One was long distance puppy love, the other wasn’t a relationship
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?yes
59: Where were you yesterday?In Heathrow airport
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Eraser tops
61: Are you wearing socks right now?nope
62: What’s your favourite animal?DOGGOS
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?Wait I have a secret weapon? oooh tell me
64: Where is your best friend?I uhhhhhh @annoyinglyoptimisticbread and @lifecankindofsuck and @gerards-slutty-jacket hey where are you
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.NO SPECIFIC ORDER @annoyinglyoptimisticbread @lifecankindofsuck @gerards-slutty-jacket @umbrellas-and-raincoats @30-minute-memes
66: What is your heritage?Germany I think or something
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?Sleeping lmao
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Phillips. I dunno some casual last name
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yes many times lmao. Has anybody else gotten me off? nah. never probably gonna happen either lmao
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?yesssssss somebody I could actually like pull aside to talk about shit in my life
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?Fuck yeah the doggo and I are in this shit together now
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. Yes.b. I don’t know ;-;c. yes
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.Can I not fucking choose this kinda question is hard on me
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?I dunno
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?8119
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Trust, communication (bitches fucking love communication), and actual love between the two (or more) partners
77: How can I win your heart?I don’t know this is too difficult of a question I guess just talk to me I don’t fucking know
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?kinda maybe
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?I dunno lmao
80: What size shoes do you wear?don’t remember too lazy to check
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?I dunno leave it up to my family
82: What is your favourite word?Banana
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.love
84: What is a saying you say a lot?I dunno lmao
85: What’s the last song you listened to?Probably Elevator Operator
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?a dark blue like rain I don’t know what shade exactly it is
87: What is your current desktop picture?EEVEES!
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Some shit named Diego. He was a dick to me all throughout middle school and never apologized once
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Do you have depression?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?Sit and wait, but get ready for something to happen
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Invisibility. You can actually do a LOT of good with invisibility like if somebody tries to rob a bank, you walk in, invisible, with a gun and reveal yourself only to shoot them or something like that
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Eating a birthday cake I guess I dunno :/
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?FUCKING EVERYTHING ABOUT MY DEPRESSION AND SHIT
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?Why music celeb?But it would be Ariana Grande
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Fuckin Japan cuz it’s so cool
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?nope
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?yeah lol
98: Ever been on a plane?many many times
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?“Hey stop fucking each other over and lets focus on not fucking making the human race go extinct mmkay?”@annoyinglyoptimisticbread THANKS FOR THE ASK
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(Apparently, I only post when I'm in this shitty mood. Interesting.)
Not so long ago I deactivated my Facebook account I had since 2009, I think. After the GDPR laws and shit became more serious, apparently you now have the option to actually delete your profile, meaning that the lizard dude won’t have access to any of your data that you shared and uploaded to his servers. But I really doubt it, probably they categorize a specific group of information under the “stuff that can identify you personally” label and they delete those (or move them to a server from a country that doesn’t give a crap about your first world European data protection laws) but they certainly won’t delete EVERYTHING. As irrelevant your FB activity might seem to you, they actually register and use every interaction you have with their products. I briefly read the privacy policy shit on Instagram, and it’s clearly stated that they register even the way you’re scrolling through their app “to determine whether you’re a robot or not” (I'm not sure why any sort of robot or AI or algorithm would need to actually scroll through the posts instead of just getting the information from their servers, but hey, I am not a robot, so ..). I don’t mind, go on and register as I stop at doggo posts, who cares, just use the information you gather about me and show me more doggos. Doggos are love. So yeah, probably the ‘delete’ option would’ve still left a bunch of data about me out there somewhere. But I didn’t choose to deactivate my profile because of these stuff. I didn’t actually delete it because I had no idea how I am going to react to it. I mean, mindlessly scrolling though FB is actually an addiction that you might not even be aware of, and I thought I might have something like that and I’ll want my profile back, eventually. I might still do, but certainly not now. I’m more than OK without it, and I still have a bunch of other social media accounts, like IG, Whatsapp, I'm on 9gag and Reddit, I have a FB messenger account, cause you can have that shit without a FB profile .. and Tumblr, of course. I am SOOOO active here, you’ve no idea. Especially when the main page shows me all the “you might like this” posts that I DEFINETLY like. Yes. I'm not sarcastic, at all. Noooooooo.
Why? WHY WOULD YOU DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK, BLASPHEMY!!! Well, I'm not against it, or anything. I'm not hypocrite enough to start preaching about how bad that place is and how should you avoid it like plague. Nah, you do whatever you want, I can’t care less. It’s also very useful for businesses, they can reach audiences easier than ever before. And for random every day folks too, I guess. Where else would you post when you take a shit or go to a fancy place? Or take a shit at a fancy place? Ok, I'm being exactly the opposite of what I just stated literally 4 rows above. But this is kinda the reason I got rid of it. I just don’t care. I don’t care what you had for dinner, where have you been, who are you fucking this week, to what motivational post you woke up this morning. I don’t want to see that. It’s just a shitload of useless information that I fed my brain with, every day. And yes, you can unfollow people, so you remain ‘friends’ with them but you don’t see their crap. And I did that, and I only had memes and ads and “things you might like” on my wall. And it was better, but still, it’s just a bunch of useless information that filled up my limited brain-space. A lot of the modern mental issues and disorders are caused by the fact that you just suddenly have to deal with sooo much extra information, your brain cannot keep up with everything… And then you see into other people’s lives, and you think ‘daamn, why can’t I have that life’ .. and you are aware of the fact that what you see on social media it’s only a collection of the best moments of the peoples’ lives, but still, it eventually starts bothering your mind and your chemicals in it. I noticed this has a very similar effect to what I felt when I was a kid and I saw some stuff that I really wanted but my parents didn’t buy it because it was too expensive. And I didn’t understand why I can’t have that and it made me feel like shit. This is the same, but the ‘stuff’ is more serious and this shit just keeps coming up over and over again. And it slowly, subconsciously drives you nuts. And I feel like I’m already ‘nuts’ enough, I don’t need more dosage.
So, basically, I deactivated my profile because I started to feel that it took away much more than it gave, and that’s not a good deal. It was no longer ‘entertainment’, it wasn’t useful in any way, and I started to realize that I can’t label it anymore with anything positive. And there’s also the fact that it became so vital in our society to be on that platform, I actually got a bunch of “how could you” reactions when I told what I did. And I don’t like that. I don’t know why, I don’t have a specific reason behind it, but I don’t like the fact that it’s this important. Maybe it makes me feel that I am losing control over it and it just drives me somewhere in a very subtle way. Don’t know.
Was it a good idea? I really hope it was. Right now I have the feeling that I'm missing out on many things, like when you’re constantly invited to fancy parties but you chose to stay home. But my memory is not that weak, yet, I remember how much “stuff” I gained while I was there, and it’s really irrelevant. So this will pass too.
I am now trying to figure out if it has any ‘hidden’ side effects of some sort. Like withdrawal symptoms that I can only notice if I really start thinking about it. I’m not sure. Maybe it does, because lately I'm more fucked up than ever, I don’t really know what came from where anymore. But it’s an interesting experiment nevertheless.. on myself.
My mind is really … hectic .. lately. It’s the feeling when you wait for something suuuper awesome to arrive, like your birthday (for the people with super awesome birthdays) or something you ordered online .. but this feeling is more muffled yet persistent, a tiny tiny adrenaline rush somewhere down in my core that it’s ready to burst out, to ignite when the moment arrives .. but I just don’t know what the moment is or when it will come. I know for a fact that I’m bored to the teeth with everything around me, I really need some change, to take risks, to start something new from the bottom. And it’s not too early or late yet, it would just be the perfect moment for me between the “I don’t know shit” era and the age where people start giving up their seats for me on the public transportation. The answer to “when” is “right fucking now”. And maybe that’s what my brain figured out too and that’s why it doesn’t agree with my life decisions. Sounds plausible.
But back to Facebook .. yeah, it’s gone. And I hope it will stay gone. Even if someday, somehow I change my life entirely, I still don’t want to feel the need to share it with a bunch of strangers and people I don’t even say ‘hello’ to on the streets. It just sounds idiotic when I start to think about it and I don’t want to ignore that anymore. As cliché as it may sound, human relationships should not be dumbed-down to the social media level. Maybe I’m just old-school or I don’t understand the ‘awesome’ part of this .. Or it’s just that I think differently. Which might not be a good thing .. But it’s different, at least.
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My Top 20 Favorite Pokemon (According To Favorite Pokemon Picker)
so my friend @nature-skeletonn told me that there’s this thing called “favorite pokemon picker” and it’s supposed to help you make a list of your favorite pokemon or some shit like that? well, i decided for giggles and shits i would try it out. i actually got some (somewhat) accurate results.
1. mimikyu (mimikyu is the boss. i mean really. ive never fallen in love so hard with any other pokemon before. pikachu was always cute before, but you know what? once i saw mimikyu, it was my friendship has ended with pikachu, now im best buds with mimikyu. screw pikachu. screw pikachu and everything it stands for. pikachu is the one copying mimikyu’s style.)
2. primarina (ah yes. the singing mermaid. it has great special attack stats. it’s the embodiment of all things bright and beautiful. also marina and the diamonds. i think somebody made fanart of primarina and the diamonds??? i can’t find it but you could probably find it. kudos to the person who made that fanart.)
3. Lunala (okay, i like solgaleo as much as the next lillie. but i like pokemon moon better, srry. so lunala is my go-to bro. also am i the only one who considers my version of lunala to be male, if it had a gender? like obviously solgaleo would be male. but lunala always gave off more of a boy-ish gender to me. oh well, it’s a legendary pokemon, who cares)
4. Arcanine (it’s a giant doggo. no more to be said.)
5. necrozma (i remember randomly walking around in ten carat hill or whatever it’s called to find a spinda. i found a weird black diamond bird looking thing. i loved it at first sight. and then in pokemon ultra moon, when it basically threw lusamine and guzma, and the bitches who deserved it, out of an ultra wormhole? that was badass. i don’t care if it’s a little weak for a legendary. it’s badass.)
6. charmander (the original starter!!! this was my first pokemon ever!!! i even have a plushie version of it!!! i love it!!!)
7. cosmog (NEBBY YOU LITTLE ADORABLE SHIT IF YOU DON’T GET IN THIS BAG RIGHT NOW I WILL WILLINGLY TURN YOU OVER TO THE AETHER FOUNDATION)
8. nihilego (well, first off it looks like the best pokegurl. it gets points right there. and also it’s a cute glass jellyfish that can and will fuse with you and inject toxins into ur body. that’s hot. no wonder lusamine wanted a nihilego.)
9. tapu fini (wow talk about really cool water types? i mean i’ve always loved water types, even as a little babby, but this is cool. the best tapu.)
10. celesteela (the gentle giant of pokemon. have you heard it’s pokemon cry? really. it sounds great. just great. i wonder what a human version of celesteela would look like.)
11. type: null (oh boy. it’s the edgelord’s pokemon. well then. let me say i love it’s backstory. like it was made by the aether foundation to fight the ultra beasts, but because it went on a rampage a control mask was put on it? now that’s cool.)
12. silvally (it’s a dragon dog that can be any type of pokemon ever. also it’s like arceus but not as cool. well i think it’s cool and thats why its on my list.)
13. Braixen (first off, i love it’s design! it looks so cute but cool at the same time! in my opinion, delphox looks a little strange, but i love braixen’s design!)
14. tapu koko (it saved the player and nebby.)
15. magearna (a lot of ppl say megearna is like the same thing as diancie, which it basically is, but i thing the idea of magearna is pretty cool. a robot bunny? mm-hm i luv me sum bun bun’s sign me up for dat)
16. aurorus (it’s a DINOSAUR. a dinosaur that looks like it could be from dinosaur train, the best show on pbs! also i love ice types too)
17. alolan ninetales ( the last pokemon on this list will be all ice types, lol. anway, alolan ninetales looks super cute. vulpix is also nice. i mean, i like the fire type ninetales too, but ice types are my queen, so--)
18. froslass (it’s a cute little pokemon that wears a kimono and looks eternally tired, like me!)
19. vanillish (it’s ice cream. speaking of which, i should finish this list to get some ice cream.)
20. glaceon (my fav eeveelution. is that how you spell it? idk whatever. did you know that it sounds a little creepy whenever it’s pokemon cry is slowed down? it’s true, look it up.)
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The Tommyknockers (1987)
What is it about?
Roberta (Bobbi Anderson) a writer of westerns finds a curious object buried in her property, as she digs it out things begin to change for her and the small town of Heaven, Maine, only her good friend and ex-lover Jim Gardner seems unaffected and the metal plate inside his head seems to be the reason.
Thoughts:
-I am not big on alíen invasions and all that jazz, but this book was pretty entretaining (is so goddamned big tho) and I think the anti nuclear message gets lost along the way inside the story.
-RIP Ruth, she was my favorite character and it was frustrating to read her POV when I already knew she was going to die.
-Also poor Peter, animal cruelty is such a common motif in Stephen King’s works and sometimes it gets to be too over the top for me (I love my doggos).
-I kind of liked the fact the Tommyknockers where just builders, they knew how to make amazing stuff but didn’t understand it which made them pretty stupid, also I’m surprised they managed to conquer any planet with that anger managment issue they had, I found it refreshig when so many sci-fi movies made alien species a superior intellectualy and emotionally.
-Gard, I loved Gard even if he was kind of annoying at the beginning, I loved that he was weak, he wasn’t manipulating the Tommyknockers, he had no big plan, he was going to let the invasion happen because he was so firmly anti-nuclear, yet at the end he couldn’t go through with it and drew strenght from his love from Bobbi, that was beautiful.
-THE CAMEOOOOOS!!! K we had Jack Sawyer from the Talisman meeting Gard at Arcadia Beach, then we see IT on Derry (I scremed when I read that bit), Salem’s lot and Castle Rock are mentioned, also the Micmac Cemetery from Pet’s Sematary, I live for that stuff.
-definitely not my favorite SK book tbh (I wish I had Bobbi’s magical typewriter tho) but I still enjoyed it.
Movie/TV adaptations:
There is 1: ABC’s 1993 miniseries “The Tommyknockers”
It’s so bad, but in a funny kinda way, the CG is excesive and the aliens look so stereotypical, the story I guess is not so lost but also hasn’t the same depth (I was laughing my ass off the the scene with the dolls and Ruth) honestly I would recomienda it for the sake of watching it, and cuz it’s pretty funny but not a really good adaptation.
The NBC said in 2013 they were going to produce a new adaptation but I am pretty sure it flunked cuz there is nothing since then, maybe they’ll adapt it on the Castle Rock series cuz the Tommyknockers was among the titles featured on its teaser trailer.
Quotes:
“And I believe happiness is the exact opposite of sadness, bitterness, and hatred: happiness should remain unexamined as long as possible.”
“A person sometimes believes she’s seen all the way to the bottom of the well of human stupidity, and a reminder that that well apparently has no bottom is sometimes useful.”
“Late last night and the night before, tommyknockers, tommyknockers knocking on my door. I wanna go out, don’t know if I can ‘cuz I’m so afraid of the tommyknocker man.”
“He remembered waking up once, listening to the wind, thinking of all the dark and rushing cold outside and all the warmth of this bed, filled with their peaceful heat under two quilts, and wishing it could be like this forever.”
Next Book: The Dark Half.
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Authors Notes; Enjoy! I’m soo terribly sorry it’s so late! Hope it’s what you wanted!! 😊 Also this is a rlly rlly long post with lots of facts and photos so um ye...have fun. Tbh all this post does is just prove what a big ‘ol piece of trash i am because 95% of these facts were from memory, I typed all dis shit out guys...im fuckin dead now. These are all facts from websites that I remember, certain nicknames are not necessarily what I call them but some dso. kbye 😊 x
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oKAY SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND GET YO FEELS READY FOR BTS AKA BANGTANSONYEONDAN AKA BULLETPROOF BOY SCOUTS, AKA BEYOND THE SCENE, AKA THESE 7 DORKS WE STAN FOR SOME REASON!!
First up is Kim Seokjin {Jin, Jinnie, Mamma Jin, Princess Jin, Eomma/Eomma Jin, Pink Princess, Eat-Jin, Third Guy From The Left, Car Door Guy, Mr Worldwide Handsome, Seokjinnie}. Jin is the oldest brother, the oldest hyung in BTS and is basically their mother and let’s be honest our mother too.
Some facts;
Born in Gwacheon, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea – it looks like dis;
He’s got a papa, mamma, and hyung
He majored in film at Konkuk University
BTS be placin’ him as #1 visuals…I mean…he is gorgeous
He has the longest legs & widest shoulders (60cm)
He does this “traffic dance” which is adorable and you should go check it out, you won’t regret it
He speaks a lil Chinese (Mandarin)
Lil Jinnie usually cleans up the dorms (because he’s literally bangtans mum)
He also rlly likes Disney princesses which is adorable
He’s a v v good cook and has said he’s happiest when he’s with food (relatable jin m8)
Fave number = 4
Fave colour = blue (used to be pink, I think he still has a soft spot for it tho)
Fave weather = spring sunlight
Jin started playing Super Mario at like age 5 and Maple Story in Seventh Grade (Year 7) and he still plays them 😊
When he’s hungry his left eye blinks a lot
Fave foods = lobster, meat, Naegmyun, chicken, and greasy foods
He’s friends with Jin Hyosang (Kidoh) from ToppDogg as Kidoh was under Big Hit Entertainment but left in 2012 and switched to Stardom Entertainment
His role model is T.O.P from BIGBANG (same boi, same)
He has lots of Nintendo games and Action Figures
When he was younger he wanted to be a detective
He wears rlly strong prescription glasses but doesn’t like wearing them because he’ll become insecure (I think we can all agree that Jinnie bean would look absolutely adorable in glasses??)
He has a cute lil dog named JJanggu
He likes Alpacas
Jin can play guitar and piano
He says V is the member he’s the closest to
Jin says if he’d get a day off he would want Suga to be his servant so he an order him around
If he were a girl, he said he would date Jimin because he is shy and someone like Jimin would help him open up and be social
Jungkook and Jin bicker a lot, and a taxi driver once thought they were twins because of their nonstop bickering
He likes strawberries but not strawberry flavoured things (yO SAME THO)
He makes a lot of dad jokes (goals)
Suga is the only one who doesn’t laugh when he makes dad jokes
Jin said that looking at bugs isn’t scary, but if they get on his body, that’s rlly scary
He dieted for a year, only eating chicken breasts ☹
He is friends with B1A4’s Sandeul, they even went to an amusement park together
He’s also friends with VIXX’s Ken and Lee Won Keun
Jin sang the OST of “Hwarang” alongside V, which is Part 2 – “It’s Definitely You” (can find it here)
He was casted in Law of the Jungle in Kota Manado but left earlier than the other cast because BTS had an abroad concert that time
After BTS attended the BBMAS (Billboard Music Awards), Jin got a lot of attention (internationally) for his v good looks
Other members about Jin;
Jimin; “He’s the oldest, but he likes to whine” [after school club] / “He’s like a grandma”
Jungkook; “Jin-Hyung looks manly and he’s chic like a wolf but personality-wise, he’s carefree so he’s sloth-like (laughs). He’s really nice and he’s also a good cook, so we call him ‘granny’ between us”
Suga; “A wolf”
V; “Prince”
J-Hope; “A princess”
Jin’s ideal girl is a girl whose looks and personality is similar to that of a puppy, who’s hood at cooking, kind and takes good care of him
Summary; Literal princess, BTS & army’s mother, loves food and cooking, a beautiful man wHO NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION PLS AND MORE LINES ISTG I WILL WALK ALL THE WAY TO SOUTH KOREA FROM ENGLAND ALL THE WAY TO BIG HIT AND DEMAND THIS SHIT
Okay so next up is my ultimate bias (in case you couldn’t tell) Min Yoongi {Suga, AgustD, Yoongles, Min PD, Syub Syub, Motionless Min, Genius (self-proclaimed but I can reveal that this is a true fact m8), Min Monarch, Min Suga, D Boy, Sub-Energy}. Yoongi is the second oldest in BTS and probs the most savage human upon the planet, he often seems like the grandpa of the group but he can also be kinda childish and lively sometimes ^_^
Some facts;
He was born in Buk-gu, Daegu, South Korea – it looks like dis;
He has a pappa, mamma, and hyung
He attended/attends Global Cyber University
Yoongles is usually in charge of fixing the things Rap Monster breaks. He changes lightbulbs, fixes the toilet etc (handyman ayyee 😉 )
He is like the father or grandpa of BTS
Although Rap Monster revealed that he sometimes acts like a 5 yr old (same m8, same)
He usually scolds and nags the younger members when they make mistakes
Yoongi chose to become a rapper after listening to “Fly” by Epik High
His role models are; Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Lil Wayne, and Hit Boy
He has a driving license but doesn’t usually drive
Yoongi loves to play basketball and when he was a trainee he played basketball every Sunday
He is quite blunt and straightforward, a trait of many ppl from Daegu
When he was younger he wanted to be an architect
His hobbies include reading comics, basketball, playing games, and taking pictures
He writes/composes lyrics daily, and even writes lyrics when he’s in the waiting room, car, or even the toilet (dedicatioooon)
He wrote the song ‘촣아요’ (Like It) under 40 minutes
If he has a problem he usually talks to Rap Monster because their age gap is small, they have things in common, and they’ve known each other for quite some time
Fave food = meat, meat, meat (same tho)
Fave number = 3
Fave colour = white
Suga comes from a poor family, in an interview he disclosed; “After we debuted, I went back to the dorm and sat there blankly staring. I could not believe that me, a kid from a poor daegu family, would be able to make it”. (you made it bby, so proud omf)
He speaks with a satoori accent when he’s nervous and when he cries ;-;
His ideal date would be something simple, “For me, just an ordinary date...I want to watch a movie, walk and would like to eat together”
When asked which member would he bring on a deserted island for 3 years, he answered Jimin.
Suga; “Jimin. To boss around. (LOL) Just kidding. I don’t talk a lot, I’m not the fun type, but Jimin is pleasant and mature, so I think it’d work out.”
Would date Jin if he were a girl
He loves taking photos (same)
His bad habit is biting his nails (also same ;-; )
3 things he likes are; sleeping, quiet places, places with no people
3 things he dislikes are; dancing, loud places, places where there are people crowding around
Fave weather; where you can wear short sleeves in the day and long sleeves at night
He thinks his looks are 50 out of 100; “Truthfully, when I see myself I think I’m ugly” (um liess boi, ur fuckin gorgeous so like…ye)
Other members about Suga;
Jin; “He likes being attached to his bed. He has a variety of knowledge and always gives help with that knowledge. I’m fascinated as to where he gets that weird knowledge from.”
J-Hope; “Is cool. His personality is quite strong on his own thoughts. Pretends not to care when he does. Seems like he’s all over the place, but is quite careful. That kind of personality. (Ah!! Personality where he only just shows strength ㅋㅋ)”
V; “He really has a lot of knowledge. He’s quite cool on stage. Cool and amazing. No answer to him being lethargic.”
Jeongguk; “He’s like a grandpa. But his passion towards music is overflooding. He also has a lot of knowledge. But he’s still a grandpa.”
Rap Monster; “Lingers on things more than you would think. He’s really timid once you get to know him. Full of random information. Grandpa. Although he seems cool – never… no no… Wants to be loved. Likes music. Has passion and stubbornness. Says what he wants to and can say everything well in front. Has style.”
Jimin; “He talks too much in front of you. He doesn’t hesitate, and although this is my personal thoughts, he likes being loved by the members ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”
His ideal type is a girl who likes music, especially hip hop. He says he doesn’t really care about looks. He also wants a girl who can be very active when he wants to and very silent when he wants to. A girl that will always be by his side (boy im here, sign me tf up)
He has a male doggo named Holly and she’s deffo his weakness
Summary; The lethargic turtle of BTS with a both a savage side and a cutesy side that spits literal fire that needs to be protected imo. He is a lil been who can act 5yrs old one second and then act like an 80yr old man the next.
Now we have the actual sun personified, Jung Hoseok {J-Hope, Hobi, Hopi, Hoseokie, Sunshine boy, Your Hope, Your Angel, Hope, J-Horse}. Hobi is basically literal sunshine and so sweet. He has the voice of an angel and can also rap like a gOD, he’s also the main dancer for BTS and he has major skillz m8.
Some facts;
Born in Gwangju, South Korea
He got a mamma, pappa, and noona
He went to Gwangju Global High School; & Global Cyber University
Before he debuted, he hated doing aegyo but now he’s changed his mind (and we love his aegyo obvs)
Hobi and B.A.P’s Zelo went to the same academy for rap and dance in Gwangju
In his pre-debut days, he was part of a street dance team called NEURON
He won an underground dance battle and even performed at a festival (go hobiii) 😊
Initially he auditioned for JYP Entertainment, together with B.A.P’s Youngjae and Halo’s Dino
Fave colour = green
He has a cute doggo named Mickey
Hobi hates working out and exercising (I relate)
Used to be a tennis player in elementary school and played in competitions. He once received a bronze medal, out of 3 team competitors
He rlly likes melodramatic movies and remembers watching a lot of DVD’s when he was a kid, since his father also likes movies
His role models are; A$AP Rocky, J. Cole, Beenzino, G.D
He says he is closest to Jungkook
J-Hope’s motto “If you don’t work hard, there won’t be good results”
He likes visiting the Fancafe when he has time because he needs to know what are fans saying (always there for us armies)
When having problems or worries he would share them with Rap Monster or Suga (so cute 😊 )
When he was younger he was quite famous in the Gwangju dance underground
Things he wants to steal from other members is Jimin’s chocolate abs, Rap Monster’s rap skill and his good English
His ideal date; “I love the sea, I would like to walk down to the beach and hold hands (laughs)”
Other members about J-Hope;
Jimin’s first impression about J-Hope; “The first person I met was J-Hope. He was very friendly to me, ‘Excuse me, Jimin.’. So, I remembered J-Hope the most.”
Jimin about J-Hope’s mean side; “J-Hope is bright guy, laugh a lot and has become hopeful like his name. J-Hope has good energy that effects everyone in a good way and I think J-hope is awesome. And people think he’s always nice and innocent. But, inside his smiley face, there’s an evil living there. J-Hope winds me up all the time but never stop smiling even when he does that. But you can never punch someone who looks so happy like that. One day, I was sleeping and all of sudden he poked me and shook me saying,
‘Jiiiimiiiiiiiin, wake up and play with me!!!!’
So, I woke up. But right after I opened my eyes, he just grinned at me and went back to sleep like nothing happened. So, I thought,
‘Uuuugh! I can never say anything to him cause he’s older than me!’.
And once he told me he would give me a massage and started squeezing the back of my neck, and that got tighter and tighter! He was smiling at then too! At the end, I was getting upset but he didn’t stop it. He was doing it even harder and said,
‘This will relax your muscles.’
When I was sitting down at the rehearsal room during the break, he head locked me. He hit me once and left the room so I looked at him with a serious face for a second. J-Hope, the timid, came to the room only after three seconds and gave me some mischievous hugs and said,
‘Jimin! Are you upset at me? Are you?? You are not! Aren’t you??’
Chuckling hard, he left room after 10 seconds. What should I do with him?”
Rap Monster; “There’s something he always says whenever we make a comeback or wrap up our promotion. He says that we got to make a comeback or successfully complete the promotion, thanks to the love shown by our fans.”
Suga; “I’m not good at expressing how I feel with words. But Jimin and J-Hope are good at expressing themselves. I envy them for that.”
Hobi’s ideal type is a girl who loves him, is good at cooking, and thinks a lot
Summary; he’s literally sunshine and he has one of the biggest hearts ever. Dancing machine Hobi is such a lil bean and he deserves the world, honestly 😊 alSO DESERVES MORE LINES!!
Kay so now we have the intellectual, the very philosophic Kim Namjoon {Namjoon, Joonie, Joonbug, Moni, Rap Monster, Rap Mon, Namjoonie, Leader Mon, God of Destruction, The Destroyer}. Smol dorky bean with dimples and a v v high IQ of 148. Also, literally a Rap God whose life is about philosophy, BTS, and music.
Some facts;
He was born in Ilsan, Gyeonggi-d, South Korea
He got a mamma, pappa, and lil sis
He went to Apgujeong High School
Rap Monster studied in New Zealand and lived/stayed there for 6 months. :O
He’s currently enrolled to Global Cyber University
Pre-debut he had already been performing as an underground rapper, with several tracks released informally, including a collaboration with Zico (Block B)
He’s really smart with an IQ of 148. He was previously ranked in the top 1% of the nation in his high school exams (so fuckin smart m8)
He speaks English fluently (he does so well omg ;-; )
Rap Monster’s TOEIC (The Test of English for International Communication) score was 900.
There was a rumour among the Korean fans that at the age of 15, Namjoon had a heart surgery with a 30% chance of living (but that’s probs legit just a rumour)
Hobbies include surfing the web
He’s a great supporter of Gay/Lesbian’s rights 😊 😊
He has a younger sister the same age as Jungkook but when asked if he would introduce her to him, he said N.O (ehehe)
His image before debut was a neat and quiet student
He started to write lyrics since he was in school, on his textbook
Rap Monster has composed/produced 100+ songs (y’all needa check out his solo raps n mixtape boisss)
Clothes matter to him (yo I live for his daily kim posts)
Fave food = Kalguksu (Korean knife noodles)
Fave colour = black
Fave number = 1
Fave items = clothes, computer, books
Despite Moni’s rough and tough image, he is v playful n relaxed
He likes clear weather
If he were a girl he said he would date J-Hope because he’s like the mother at the dorm
Role models; Kanye West & A$AP Rocky
Rap Monster wrote the lyrics of ‘No More Dream’ because he had no dreams when he was in school ☹
He, along with Jung Hunchul (ex member of Bangtan) wrote a Brave Brother/YG diss track called ‘Hook’ (check it out here man)
He wants to be a rich Rapper in 10 years
He has a dog, whose name is RAP MON
He would like to make a sub-unit with Jungkook
He was the first member to join BTS
He likes to imitate his members
Rap Mon said that he and GOT7 Jackson are good friends. He said Jackson is very handsome and really good at dancing
His ideal date; “It’s like the ordinary college student date. We can see a movie together, eat together, walk together. I want to have love like that. It’s because I can’t at all (laughs)”
Some of his popular quotes are; “Jimin, you got no jams” and “Team work makes the dream work”
Other members about Rap Monster;
Suga; “On the stage, Rap Mon wears sunglasses and has a powerful image but actually he likes cute things. He keeps the ‘Pocket Monster Ball’ on his bed that he received at a fansign”
Jin; “The Baby Dinosaur Dolly. He shakes his tail and crushes things
Jimin;” In the fact, he gets hurt easily”
Rap Mon’s ideal type; “Sexy, even to a brain. Someone that is thoughtful and confident”
Summary; lil dimpled smol bean Moni is all about his music and his groups and fans. He’s chilled and relaxed but has a powerful image on stage. Literally the god of destruction and could probs just look at something and it’d break (that’s what happens to me anyways)
oKAY so next up is lil squishy sinful bean Park Jimin {Jimin, Chim, Chim chim, Chiminie, Mini, Jiminie, Mochi, Sexy Mochi, Jiminie Pabo, Christian Chim Chim, Kumquat Mochi, Mang Gae Ddeok. Oh, and I regularly call him Chim Cham/Chim Chams}. Such a smol chubby lookin bean but then he turns into the personification of sin itself on stage and I literally cannot deal with it man…kills me
Some facts;
Born in Busan, South Korea
He has a pappa, mamma, and lil bro
He attended/attends Busan High School of Arts; Global Cyber University
Pre-debut Jimin entered Busan High School of Arts as the top student in modern dance, but later transferred to Korea Arts High School with V
Fave colours = blue & black
Fave number = 3
Fave foods = pork, duck, chicken, fruit, kimchi jjigae
Chim Chams used to view himself as “fat” and he was self-conscious of his looks and cheeks (which were adORABLE)
When he viewed himself as “fat” (he doesn’t anymore)…(I hope) he went into depression and starved himself T_T
He prefers sunny and cool weather
Is known for his impressive abs (*dies*)
He likes to jokingly hit the other members as a way of showing his affection for them
If music is playing he will start to dance no matter where he is 😊
When the weather is sunny and cool, Jimin likes wearing earphones while listening to music that gives a good feeling.
Jimin became interested in a singing career after watching a Rain performance
Once he wrote some lyrics and gave them to Suga. Suga said; “You called these lyrics?!” (the lyrics sounded like a children song). Suga asked him to redo the lyrics, but in the end, he still couldn’t use Jimin’s lyrics ☹
Jimin’s role models are; Rain, Taeyang (Bigbang) and Chris Brown
He is most confident in his eyes
He enjoys reading comic books. He said that comic books influenced him a lot
Jimin usually solves his problems himself. If he can’t solve it, he will share it with V and ask for his advice
Jungkook is always teasing Jimin about his height
In the dorm, Jimin in charge of the kitchen (chef chim doe??? 😊 )
Things he wants to steal from other members are; Rap Monster’s height, V’s talent and gaze, J-Hope’s cleanliness, Suga’s diverse knowledge
Jimin’s ideal date; “Sitting on the bench, drinking together… I would like to have a countryside date. We would also walk holding hands…. (Laughs)”
If he’d get a day off, Jimin jokingly said he wants to go on a date with Jungkook while holding hands together. And when Jungkook talked about his wishes, Jimin shouted; “Live happily together with me!” (fucKIN SHIP)
He felt a bit hurt when Jungkook ranked him the last in terms of looks. Jimin thinks the 1st is Jin while the 7th is Suga. (He was going to rank Rap Monster as the 7th but he changed his mind saying that recently Rap Monster got better-looking)
He has to use eyeliner while practicing the choreography, else he can’t seem to show strong expressions and he will get shy
Jimin appeared in GLAM’s MV Party (XXO). GLAM disbanded, they were under BigHit.
Jin chose Jimin as the member who has changed the most since debut😊
Other members about Jimin;
Jin; “Comes at you really cutely. It’s like being attacked by a puppy. Can’t refuse requests because he’s too nice.”
Rap Monster; “Basically kind and gentle. Is very considerate. Isn’t as timid as you would think. Likes clothes and style (same with me). But even though he responds well, there are many times where he doesn’t actually do it. Is quite stubborn. Is the effort-type.”
Suga; “Follows the hyungs’ words well, isn’t the personality where he’ll receive dislike somewhere, puts in effort to live his hardest”.
J-Hope; “Is kind, listens to his hyungs well, has a lot of greed, and has a personality where he makes sure to do his part, and he has a really good personality where he likes me the most and his faith towards me is very strong~~ ♥♥♥♥”
Jeongguk; “He’s the effort-type along with being a triple blood-type A, timid, shameless, and hates losing.”
V; “Cute. Only the amount of him losing his temper is excessive, he’s kind and a friend that’s trustworthy. I talk to him the most, and if I have any worries, he’s the friend that I tell it first to”
His ideal type is a nice and cute girl who is smaller than him
Summary; uuggggh he’s just so fuckin cute and he deserves all the love in the world. He loves the others so much and cares for them loads. He’s a squishy bean in the streets and a sinful bean on stage. Everybody needs a lil chim in their life 😊
Up next is the animal loving, sweetheart, 4d alien Kim Taehyung {Taehyung, Tae, Tae Tae, Taehyungie, 4D alien, Blank Tae, 4D, Alien, CGV, Gucci Boy, Gucci Prince, V} dis bean is crazy and extra as hECK. He’s also super adorable and his laugh is probably the best thing ever omfg.
Some facts;
He was born in Daegu, South Korea.
He has a mamma, pappa, and lil bro
He attends/attended Korea Art School; Global Cyber University
Tae Tae can speak Japanese fluently :O
Fave colours = black, green, and white
Fave number = 10
V’s favourite items are = his computer, big dolls, clothes, shoes, accessories, and anything unique (like himself lol)
It is said that when his teaser image was released 5 personal fan clubs were created 😊
He has been in the group for a while, but fans didn‘t know or hear of him until the time around his debut
He likes anything that is unique
His favourite artist is Eric Bannet
His role model is his dad. He wants to be a dad like his dad, someone who takes care of his children, listen to everything they say and encourage & advise them in their future plans (so fuckin cuuuute)
He has the same hobbies with Jin
When V has a problem, he will share it with Jimin and Jin. But he thinks it’s easier to talk to Jimin since they have the same age
Fans said V looks like Baekhyun (EXO) and Daehyun (B.A.P.). He said Baekhyun is his mother and Daehyun is his father. (it’s true tho)
V is a mood maker in BTS, along with Suga (daegu princessss)
V’s motto; “I just came up with it but let’s life coolly to the maximum. Since life happens only once, waking up at ease in the morning and working doing your best”
According to Yahoo Taiwan poll, V is the most popular BTS member in Taiwan
In the dorm V is in charge of the washing machine
When V celebrated his Birthday (131230 at MBC Gayo Daejun), he felt very happy because he able to share birthday with K.Will. K.Will’s waiting room was beside BTS’s room. So, K.Will came to him and said, “Hey, is it your Birthday today? It’s mine too! Let’s blow the candle together.”
V likes amusement parks. He especially likes the gyro drop, gyro swing and roller coasters (boi we can go together because same)
V can climb a tree but he can’t get back down (such a dork omg 😊 )
V comes from a poor family; “I came from a poor family and I never thought I would become famous.” He grew up under a family of farmers and often takes pictures of the farm they own
He revealed in an interview with ‘The Star,’ “[Being an idol is] a lucky chance that will only come once in a lifetime. If I wasn’t in BTS I would probably be a farmer. I’d be pulling out weeds from a farm with my grandmother.” (farmer tae doe can you imagine… :O )
V acted in the Korean drama “Hwarang” (2017-2017) (if you haven’t already watched it, y’all needa do so)
V sang the OST of “Hwarang” alongside Jin, which is Part 2 – “It’s Definitely You”.
If he’d get a day off, V wants to see his parents (he’s literally so cute tho omg)
V said the 3 requirements for his happiness are; family, health and honour.
V’s ideal date; “Amusement park. But nearby park is also good. I think that it’ll be nice if holding hands. My ideal is cute dating.”
Other members about V
Rap Mon about V’s cooking; “Honestly, we’d love try it. But V’s cooking is too great, we might end up crying. That’s why up till now we haven’t tried it. If V can roll the seaweed a little better, we will definitely give it a try.”
Jimin about V’s cooking, “We’ll try V’s cooking sooner or later. I just hope, V will stop stealing the food when I’m cooking.”
Jin ranked V as the noisiest member; “First, there’s V. I’m not kidding. He’ll be sitting in the dorms, then suddenly he’ll run around going ‘HO! HO! HO!’. He’s really weird. He’s like a different species. Do you know what he does alone at our house? ‘Jimin, I love you!! Oppa, I can’t! Jimin, I love you!! (Imitate V’s alone conversation). Seriously...”
Jin; “Although he seems weird, I think it’s a concept. He asks before he does something, he’s very detailed.”
Jungkook; “Although he’s a hyung, I have no answer to describe his personality.”
Suga; “Compared to his age he’s immature and isn’t able to become serious. It seems he doesn’t care what others think.”
Jimin; “He has a cheerful personality and really doesn’t notice his surroundings. He likes playing around. He’s innocent.”
His ideal type is someone who takes care of him and love only him and who has a lot of aegyo
Summary; le 4D extra alien who is suuuuuuch a family man which is so adorable is such a soft bean I can’t deal oh god. He’s v v sinful on stage tho so watch out…he’ll pull you in with his cute charms and then BAM hipthrust muthafucka
Okie dokie! Last but not least it’s time for the lil bun bun Maknae Jeon Jungkook {Jungkook, Kook, Kookie, Jungkookie, Bun, Bun Bun, Golden Maknae, Triple Threat, Muscle Pig, Jeon Cena, Ironman, Bunny, Seagull, Justin Seagull, Living Meme, Meme Child, Baby, Jungshook, Nochu
Some facts;
Born in Busan, South Korea
He has a pappa, mamma, and hyung
He went to Seoul School of Performing Arts and graduated in February 2017
He attended Baek Yang Middle School
He has an older brother named Jeon Jung Hyun
Fave foods = anything with flour (pizza, bread etc)
Fave colours = red, black, and white
He loves playing games, drawing, and soccer (football)
He has a weird habit where he sniffles a lot because of his rhinitis. He also wriggles his fingers a lot
His shoe size (U.S. conversion) is 7.5
Would date Jin if he were a girl
He likes the number 1
Said to be a very skilled cook
He likes shoes and makeup
He dislikes tasteless things, bugs, getting hurt, studying
He speaks Korean, Japanese and English (basic)
In 7th grade Jungkook learned B-boying in a club with some friends and hyungs
He knows Taekwondo (he has a black belt)
Before joining the group, he was a handball player
His favourite weather is a sunny weather with a cool breeze
In 10 years Jungkook wants to be the owner of a duck meat restaurant or a tattooist (fuCKIN TATTOOIST JUNGKOOK THOOOO
In middle school, he went to Superstar K auditions but failed to pass the elimination round
On the way back home, he received offers from eight different entertainment agencies
After randomly seeing and falling in love with future member Rap Monster’s rap, he decided to join Big Hit Entertainment (so cute)
Jungkook’s role model is G-Dragon (BigBang).
His dream, when he was younger, was to become a badminton player.
In the 1st year of High School he listened to G-Dragon’s songs and changed his dream to becoming a singer.
His motto is; “Living without passion is like being dead”.
Jungkook wants to go on trip with his lover someday.
He loves reading comic books.
Jimin says that Jungkook smiles when he swears.
About school subjects, Jungkook dislike everything except Physical Education, Art, and Music Class.
He doesn’t like bugs, but he likes cool bugs like (stag) beetles. He used to have a stage beetle when he was younger, but he didn’t take care of it well, so it died.
He said he usually doesn’t exercise a lot but started working out after seeing Taeyang and Jay Park.
The member who’s most similar to him; “V Hyung. He’s random, our comedic cords match well, and I think our personalities are similar.” (Profile written by Jungkook)
He is friends with GOT7’s Bambam & Yugyeom, Seventeen’s DK, Mingyu & The8, and NCT’s Jaehyun (a.k.a. ’97 line).
Jungkook, GOT7’s Bambam & Yugyeom, Seventeen’s The8, Mingyu, DK, and NCT’s Jaehyun (the ’97 liners) are in a group chat. (Jungkook and Bambam mentioned the ’97 liner squad in their ‘thanks to’ in their recent albums)
Jungkook’s ideal date; “Walking along the beach in the night.”
Things that he wants to steal from other members are; Rap Monster’s knowledge, Suga’s diverse knowledge, J-Hope’s positive mind, Jimin’s persistence and his effort, V’s natural talent and Jin’s wide shoulders.
Other members about Jungkook;
Suga; “Jungkook has a good memory so he can imitate us well. And I remember that when Jungkook first came, he was shorter than me. Seeing him grow taller makes me feel like I’ve raised him.”
Jimin; “I’m 2 years older than him but he keeps making fun of me for my height.”
Jin; “He’s quite bad at refusing requests.”
Rap Monster; “Individualistic, doesn’t share clothes. Washes his clothes separately. A slight timid-ness that’s like a maknae. Although he wants to seem manly, he’s actually a cutie. Although his passion overflows, it doesn’t go on long. Puberty, rebellious, but it seems cute.”
J-Hope; “He’s the maknae who talks backs a lot and doesn’t listen. Although his personality is quite kind… I also have no answer for his personality”
V; “Truthfully, he’s the same as me. I have no answer.”
Suga; “Because he’s the youngest, he’s still immature. However, he clearly shows what he likes and what he dislikes.”
Jimin; “He’s kind, innocent, and is bad at expressing his feelings. That’s why he’s cute. Jeonggukkie’s mine.”
Suga about Jungkook entering High School; “Jeongguk was the most handsome one there.”
V about Jungkook entering High School; “It’s not that the other students were ugly, but JK was most noticeable because he’s tall.”
Ideal type; someone who’s at least 168cm but smaller than him, is a good wife, good at cooking, smart, has pretty legs, and is nice. Also, a girl who likes him and is good at singing.
Summary; he’s a smol, innocent bun who is also a coMPLETE MEME CHILD HOLY FUCK NUGGETS. Hella tall bean with killer thighs and a v v disrespectful attitude on stage…I cri ever-tim ;-;
OKAY SO THAT’S BTS HAVE FUN WITH THAT INFORMATION GO NUTS, HAVE LE FEELS, BECOME TRASH. LIKE I SAID IN MY NOTES THIS POST JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A PIECE OF TRASH I AM OH GODS...
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Spiritale Chapter 44
2,206 words
Chapter 44: FIGHT BACK
“hAhaHaH, U dUmMY!”, Temmie said creepily and cheerily, “YoU NeVr leaRn dO U?”
“Temmie, how could you do this?!”, Chara questioned still on the ground, “She was your mom, she took care of you and loved you! Why would you do this to her?!”
“hEE hEE, DoN’t U reMemBER?”, Temmie asked with a sinister smile, “HerE iTs kilL…or bE kilLed!”
They have the souls! As Temmie absorbed them, everything went dark!
“Chara?!”, You shouted looking through the emptiness.
….There they are! They’re collapsed on the ground, you can to them as quick as you could.
“Chara, you okay? Please wake up!”, you said shaking them.
“….Aaah…what happened?”, Chara said waking up and rubbing their head.
You looked ahead and saw Chara’s save file, this is their chance!
“Chara over there!”, you said pointing ahead, “You have to get to the save point quickly!”
Chara slowly gets up and runs to the save point. You tell them to hurry, they did their best and put their arm out as they ran. Chara got to it, now they just have to save!
“AH!”, Chara shouted backing away from the cracked save file, “What? What’s happening?!”
Oh no, it’s too late! The save file is destroyed!
“hEE hEE hEE, hOI”, you both heard Temmie say softly and creepy, “It’S mE, tEMMIE…tEMMIE da tEM!”, they introduced opening…3 set of eyes…
One set was a dog, the second was a cat, and the last…a human…
“I ThaNk U hOOmAN, yOu hELp mE GAin PoWR! WiTHoUt tHE OLd hAG, i GoT SOULS!”, Temmie said with three different voice tones, “i bE emPTy nO MoRE, NoW i HAVe a SOUL aGin hEE hEE…AwwW U LefT OuT? nO wORrY…CaUSe YoUr SOUL WiL bE MiNe AnD i WiL bE a GOD!!!”
“No Temmie please, let the souls go!”, Chara begged, “They need to be freed, they don’t deserve to suffer like this!”
“U bE wroNG hOOmAn, EvERYoNE nEEdS To SuFFer! ThEN…SeE whAt ThIS WorLD ReLLY iS!” Tempe roared, “YouR oLd SAVE FILE iS FinAly mInE aGin…AnD WitH iT, i’LL SAVE OveR YoUR DeaTh! So i CaN kEEp SeIng U iN CutE, LitLE, BloDY PiEcEs!!!”
…..Oh my goodness…Temmie’s omega form….it’s horrifying. They’ve become a hybrid of a cat, a dog, a stuffed animal, and…human parts. The souls, they’re in Temmie’s three ears. There’s a way for Chara to stop them without fighting.
“Cha-…!!!”
What?! Something just covered your mouth, it’s pulling you back! No, you have to help Chara! You quickly looked at what it was…it’s some kind of smoke. It’s changing, the thing that’s covering your mouth feels like a hand and the thing that’s holding you back feels like an arm. What is it? What’s holding you back?!….No! It’s…it’s you!
“It’s been a while…Frisk”, Your opposite said softly, “Now you’ll pay for what you took from me”
“How did you come back?!”, you questioned before they covered your mouth again.
“Didn’t you know, I was following you ever since I appeared in Waterfall”, your opposite said, “I’ve been collecting all the negative energy from those around you, but it wasn’t enough. Until now”
That’s what that feeling was! They’re holding you tightly with one arm while using their hand to keep your head on Chara and Temmie. They’re forcing you…to watch from a distance!
“Frisk! Frisk where are you?!”, Chara called out to you as they dodged Temmie’s attacks, “I need your help, FRISK!”
“WhOeVR U sPEak tOO iSn’T HerE AnyMOrE”, Temmie taunted while attacking, “iN FaCt…tHeY WeRe juST UsiNG U, LiKe i aM!”
You struggle to free yourself from your opposite’s grasp. You manage to free your arm, but they punched your stomach bringing you to your knees and back in their arms.
“Why do you bother to care?”, your opposite asked calmly, “You know from the both of us feeling what they feel is pointless, there’s no hope gaining anything from what they had. Only a meaningless excuse to be around them”
That’s not true, it’s not true! Let go, let go!
“How are you not finding any of this interesting?”, they asked, “Seeing them suffer like we have, watching them feel pain. Isn’t this too your liking, aren’t you also me?”
Let go, let go! You have to save Chara, they’re getting hurt! You can’t let this happen! No matter how much you struggled, nothing happened. You can’t do anything…all you could do was watch…and cry.
“StILL nOT FiGhTinG Aren’T U?”, Temmie asked looking at Chara’s damaged body, “SaY, i’LL GiVe YoU sOmeThinG ReaLLY UsEFul. HeRe”, they said throwing a sickle to Chara.
“……”, Chara looks away from the weapon.
“CoME On, DoN’T makE thIs TouGh. takE iT”
“…..”, Chara refuses to take the weapon.
“DoN’t Be DumB, tAke It!”
“…..”
“StOp bEiNG NicE!”, Temmie shouted hitting Chara, “YoU sHouLD bE FiGhtIng BacK LiKe thE OtHerS Did!”
“…..”
“RrRrrR, FiNe!”, Temmie said throwing the sickle away, “thEn HoW abOUT yOu tRy CalliNG OuT tO FrIsk aGain, CoME oN Let mE Hear It So I cAn PrOVe My PoInt! ScReaM OuT liKe thE BaBy yOu aRe!”
“…..I’m sorry Temmie”, Chara said pulling their head up, “I’m sorry you went through so much pain, I wish…I wish I could have been there for you long ago”
“*Gasp*…..rrrrrRRR WHAT DO YOU KNOW??!!! YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL, HOW WE FEEL!!! BACK THEN AND RIGHT NOW!!!!”, Temmie shouted beating Chara brutally.
“……”, Chara's body shakes from massive pain.
“Pathetic, just like you”, your opposite said calmly disgusted.
….You’re sorry Chara, you can’t do anything.
“YoUr BoRinG Now, i’LL enD yOuR StUpiD LifE NoW”, Temmie said above Chara.
“…..”, Chara only looks up at the angry Temmie.
“ByE ByE”, Temmie said.
“….I’m sorry, everyone…”, Chara said with a weak voice.
“….*POOOW* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!”, Temmie shouted getting blast away.
WHAT THE??!!
“….hhhuh…?”, Chara said slowly.
You and your opposite looked to see who did that…*Long Gasp*!
“….Pa…pyrus…?!”, Chara said after seeing Papyrus appear beside them on their knees.
“Kid…are you-…oh god”, Papyrus said looking at Chara.
“You’re here…”, Chara said happily with a weak voice while bringing their hand up and placing it on Papyrus’s arm, “…you’re really here…”, they said sounding like they were going to cry.
“…Sorry I took so long kid”, Papyrus said calmly holding their hand, “Trust me…they WON’T get away with this”, he said sounding angry.
“RrRRrr, YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT YOU ASHTRASH!!!”, Temmie shouted running to Papyrus and Chara.
“HEADS UP GUYS!!!”, you heard someone shout.
“AAAHH, MY EYE!!!”
Who?….SANS!!!
“Sans what are you doing here?!” ,Papyrus asked surprised.
“Undyne called me and told me to come here, didn’t you get her call too?”, Sans said raising his eye socket, “…*GASP* HUMAN…what happened to you?!, he shouted running to Chara and holding them.
“YOU PESKY PEST, GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!”, Temmie roared with rage, “….What?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!”, they shouted getting attacked by…TRIDENTS!
“Who do you think you’re calling pest?”
ALPHYS, AND THE ROYAL GUARDS!!!
“U…aLL oF YOu, HoW Could YoU bE HerE?”, Temmie said getting up.
“Tsk, let’s get this straight you hideous freak”, Alphys said with a serious tone while walking in front of Chara, Sans, and Papyrus, “WE are the Royal Guard! No matter what comes our way, we stand AND FIGHT!”, she said pointing her trident at Temmie.
“Like YEA!”, Catty shouted.
“…Yes!”, Bratty said standing up beside Catty.
“That’s right!”, Dogaressa and Dogamy together.
“*Growl*”, Doggo, Lesser Dog, and Greater Dog growl bringing their weapons up.
“Alphys, does this mean my brother and I are part the of Royal Guard?”, Sans asked still holding Chara.
“….Heheh yea, why not”, Alphys said looking back and smiling.
“*Long Gasp* Did you here that brother?!”, Sans said looking at Papyrus.
“Yea I sure did”, Papyrus said answering with a smile.
“…Heh…hhehehe”, Chara giggled softly, “…Thank you…all of you…”
“hEE hEE hEE, hoW laME!”, Temmie insulted, “YoU tHinK aLL oF U caN StOP mE? HahAHAhAh, YOuR StUpIDer tHaN tHiS hOOmaN AND ThAT olD HaG!”
“What?!”, Alphys questioned sounding serious.
“They…”, Chara said softly and sad, “They killed Toriel”, they said crying.
All eyes looked to Chara quickly and widened after what they heard.
“Queen…Toriel…?”, Sans questioned turning from shocked to sad.
“Yooouu….”, Alphys said turning to Temmie with a grudging tone and strongly grasping her trident, “YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!”, she roared dashing to them.
The rest of the Royal Guards followed and started attacking Temmie.
“Sans!”, Papyrus said.
“Yea?”
“Get the kid out of here!”
“Uh…R-right!”, Sans said then picking Chara up and fleeing.
“HuH?! Oh nO U DoN’t!”, Temmie said seeing Sans fleeing then block the way out.
“*gasp*…What!?”, Sans said stopping then jump out the way.
“Sans!”, Papyrus shouted.
“We’re okay!”, Sans shouted.
“…Stay close bro!”, Papyrus said after appearing beside Sans and Chara.
“Right!”
“….Fools”, your opposite said.
You watched with hope in your eyes as everyone fought back against Temmie. Alphys is throwing everything she’s got at Temmie with rage in her eyes, the Royals dodged and attacked Temmie from all around while Sans and Papyrus attack from a distance. But, there was something you forgot until now. Temmie’s save file! You can see every time Temmie’s health gets low, they reload to the time they had full health. This isn’t good, they can’t win. Wait…Temmie’s ears are turning the same color as the souls, THAT’S IT! You know what you have to do!….Breathe…reach deep down….
“What are you doing?”, your opposite questioned seeing your soul glow brighter and brighter, “Not this, NOT THIS NOW! YOU SHOULDN’T BE FEELING ANYTHING, STOP IT!!!”, they shouted holding you back.
*Your opposite is holding you back more and more…but…YOU…RE…FUSED!!!!*
“AH!”, your opposite shouted getting knocked back by you.
You see everyone getting tired, this is your chance! You run over quickly!
“iS thAt thE BesT U aLL hAv?!”, Temmie taunted, “DoN’t MakE mE LauGh”
“…Wha…FRISK!!!”, Chara shouted after seeing you run past them.
Everyone looks to Chara as you ran up to Temmie, you united your soul with Temmie!
“What?!…What is this…feeling?”, Temmie questioned.
“EVERYONE, FIGHT BACK!!! YOU CAN DO IT, I KNOW YOU CAN!!! YOU’RE NOT ALONE, LET’S BREAK FREE TOGETHER!!!”
*You reached out to all the souls within Temmie, they hear your called and unite with you*
“WhAt, tHe SOULS?! WHat ArE thEY….AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! STOP, YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO OBEY ME!!! STOP IT!!!”
“KEEP FIGHTING!!!”
“STOP IT, SSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!”
….
……..
…………
*You and the souls…are free*
“Thank you…”, you heard the souls say softly and quietly one by one as you feel them disappear.
You look up as you heard them, you smile. You looked to the Royal Guards, they’re alive and wondered what just happened. As for Temmie, they’re back to their previous form….weak and damaged. You stand behind where Temmie is.
“…….”, Temmie shakes on the ground.
You see Alphys walk up to Temmie and stand in front of them with an angry and disgusted face. She summons her trident and starts to end Temmie’s life.
“Alphys!”, Chara shouted.
She instantly stops and looks back to Chara.
“Don’t kill them, please”, Chara begged.
“Don’t kill them? After everything they did, you still want to spare them?!!”, Alphys shouted looking back at Chara.
“Please… do it for me…and Toriel”
“….rrrr…”, Alphys growled looking back at Temmie in anger.
Alphys turns around to Temmie, summons blue tridents and-!
“Alphys!”, Papyrus shouted.
…Oh good. She surrounded Temmie with her tridents so they couldn’t escape.
“I’ll come back for you later”, Alphys said looking at Temmie then walked away.
“WHaT aRe U dOinG? YoUr jUst goInG tO LeAVe mE?” Temmie questioned to Alphys, “WhAT r U, A CoWArD?”
“….”, Alphys stopped, “…No…I’m stronger than you think”, she said walking away.
“hEy, GeT bAcK HeRe U WeaKLiNg, YoU CoWArD!”, Temmie insulted.
“Let’s go everyone”, Alphys ordered.
“i’LL JuST CoMe bACK aND KiLL aLL oF U, i’LL KiLL evERyOnE U LoVeD!!! CoME BaCK aNd KiLL mE!!! CoME BaCK, CoME BaCK!!!….why…I…don’t understand,…I can’t….understand…”
*Temmie was spared…and left to cry…alone*
Poor Temmie…maybe you could-*GASP*!!! Your opposite just grabbed your arm! They’re slowly disappearing!
“I am NOT going back ALONE!”, your opposite shouted tightening their grip.
Oooww…*gasp* you’re disappearing with them, everything around you two is glitching and breaking! NOOO!
“Let go!”, you shouted trying to break free!, “LET…GOOO!!!”, YOU SHOUTED PUSHING YOUR OPPOSITE BACK!!!
*You used your DETERMINATION to break free!*
“NNNOOOOO!!!!”, your opposite shouted glitching away.
*GASP*….
…..
……..What?….Where are you? You brought yourself up and looked around….everything is white and empty.
“Hello?! Can anyone hear me?!!”, You called, “SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING!!!”, you shouted loudly.
*…But no one respond…*
“No…it can’t end like this….no, no…no”, you said softly falling to your knees.
Huh….foot steps? You quickly got up and looked behind you….who is that? You’ve…never seen them before, they’re keep walking to you with a smile and thumbs in their pocket. They stand to you.
“��Who…are you?”, you asked nervously.
"...💣✡ ✌💣 ✋💧..."
(WINGDING TRANSLATION)
(...My name is...)
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all of the ask! (for the numbers thing
well i hate you but also thanks cause i was bored
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
Raggamufin~ Silversun Pickups
transatlantacism~ death cab
i will possess your heart~ death cab
Daydreaming~ radiohead
Canvas of life~ Epica
Who’d Have Known~ Lily Allen
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?~ i really have no idea, so i will be gross and say whoever my soulmate is3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.~ there are only 16 lines,,,, the last one is “Question: What is wrong with this picture?” its my science of music book,,,4: What do you think about most?~ probably my stomach pain, or how much I lov my frens5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?~”!!!!!!”6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?~ usually, sometimes no shirt, i hate shirts7: What’s your strangest talent?~ I can hit my wrist with the attached hand, i broke it like 3 times8: Girls… are beautiful and im gay; Boys… are beautiful and im gay9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?~ yes10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?~ probs a few years, its tragic11: Do you have any strange phobias?~ not really strange but i am deathly afraid of bugs, if i even see one it will feel like its on me for like hours cause i get so freaked out12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?~ probably13: What’s your religion?~ idk14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?~ swim15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?~in front if im also taking the pic, if not behind16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?~ im not answering this i dont have one17: What was the last lie you told?~ “yes thats all she said about you”18: Do you believe in karma?~ yes19: What does your URL mean?~ im a human (probably) and i wore cat ears for a year20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?~ weakness: people, i always say yes to anything, strength: not showing emotion21: Who is your celebrity crush?~ none im demi22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?~ no23: How do you vent your anger?~ rant on here24: Do you have a collection of anything?~ hello kitty stuff25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?~ talking on the phone, dont look at me26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?~ eeh27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?~ VELCRO I HATE IT; rain28: What’s your biggest “what if”?~ what if no one loves me (ew thats too deep)29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?~ sure why not30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.~ right: wall; left: plastic bag31: Smell the air. What do you smell?~ my shampoo that smells like old ladies in a good way32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?~ earth33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?~ east mate34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?~ there is no opposite gender35: To you, what is the meaning of life?~ happiness36: Define Art.~” hey look i made this” yes this includes children37: Do you believe in luck?~ ya38: What’s the weather like right now?~ fine, warm39: What time is it?~ 9:2840: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?~ no41: What was the last book you read?~ i dont read42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?~ no43: Do you have any nicknames?~ iz44: What was the last film you saw?~ Beauty and the Beast45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?~ broken arm46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?~ ya47: Do you have any obsessions right now?~ ya48: What’s your sexual orientation?~ demi49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?~ ya50: Do you believe in magic?~ ya51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?~ sometimes, depends on if i like the person52: What is your astrological sign?~ aquarius53: Do you save money or spend it?~ save54: What’s the last thing you purchased?~ sunglasses55: Love or lust?~ love56: In a relationship?~ i wish57: How many relationships have you had?~ somewhere between 1 and 3 i honestly couldnt tell ya58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?~ i did once, 59: Where were you yesterday?~ home, walmart, 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?~ lots, including on my pants and laptop61: Are you wearing socks right now?~ no62: What’s your favourite animal?~ i cant pick, cats,sharks,polar bears, penguins63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?~ try way too hard64: Where is your best friend?~ home probably idk65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. @the-merry-maiden @yukinessecretadmirer @thatoneirishgirl @anxiety-cucumber @brookballad66: What is your heritage?~ idk im white67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?~ watching BBCAN with @yukinessecretadmirer68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?~ what69: Biggest turn ons?~ necc, idk what else really70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?~ ye71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?~ save the doggo72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?~ I would tell some people, would probably tell the people i love that i love them, no73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.~ trust74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?~ a song immediately popped into my head but sometimes it makes me sad, so fireflies- Owlcity 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?~719476: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?~ trust77: How can I win your heart?~ say hi, thats it78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?~ sure79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?~ dying my hair white80: What size shoes do you wear?~ 11-12 (in womens) i actually usually wear a pair that are 11 in mens 14 in womens my imaginary dick is huge81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?~ see you soon82: What is your favourite word?~ sleep83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.~ love84: What is a saying you say a lot?~ not a saying but I say “YAH DINGUS” a lot85: What’s the last song you listened to?~ Love is Love by Mary Lambert is on rn86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?~ apparently lime green87: What is your current desktop picture?~ a nebula thing i made88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?~ probs orange man89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?~ “who do you love”90: Turn offs?~ being a dick91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?~ shape shifting, i could be a perfect version of me92: where are your parents from?~ america93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?~ life94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?~ none95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?~ alaska or antarctica96: Do you have any relatives in jail?~ not that im aware of97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?~ ye98: Ever been on a plane?~ no99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say~ stop being fucking idiots
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