#i burst out laughing at the end

[taehyungfirst]

The funniest part 😭

#that walk i know what you are #I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THIS HES SO FUNNYYY #or the diner scene where he goes what the fuck yeah we love you actorhyung #taehyung #bts #bts taehyung #fri(end)s #actorhyung

[padmerrie]

Faro's Tomb: A Summary

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #horizonedit #aloy #alva #gaia gang #my edits #i played this quest when i was home alone #and at night #😬😬😬😬😬😬 #like horizon is never a horror game #but you're listening to the sequence of events in these datapoints get worse and worse and WORSE #the deeper you go into the tomb #it's... unsettling #and it's the growing dread that gets you #that whatever we find at the end of this - it ain't gonna be pretty #also this gif does not do the dialogue delivery justice #i burst out laughing #i just loved aloy resigning herself to their clownery

[dudeimintomonsterprom]

I think this was the original soul ending, before it was swapped to the city of vice

#super cool concept #honestly what i originally imaged the soul ending would be #but i think going with the city of vice was the better decision #lemme know what you think #oz yellow #amira rashid #vicky schmidt #brian yu #also brian as an eva angel made me burst out laughing #monster prom #monster roadtrip

[tsuchinokoroyale]

It’s so good to see you.

Lies of P (2023)

#I finished lying and penising for the last time… #I got the game for my PS5 after 100%ing it on game pass bc I was so impressed and obsessed I needed to get a physical copy #so I obviously had to 100% it again and I hilariously forgot to read a letter to unlock an achievement #so I had to play the game a FOURTH TIME since you only get the letter at the end and restarting the game wipes all letters from your bag #but that let me do something I LOVE doing with these shorter games #which is putting the effort to give these characters the best endings their quests allow #so I can leave the characters in the world with as much peace as I can #I also did this in majora’s mask with my final run of the game being about doing every single side quest I could and beating ever boss #so that termina would be as peaceful as it would be once the mask was destroyed and skull kid freed #that being said wearing the alidoro mask led to an unintentionally hilarious semi final cutscene #a tear is supposed to roll down your face at one point but instead it was just a completely still super close shot of the dog mask #and I burst out laughing like nooooooo #luckily I’ve scene the ending like 3 times already but can you imagine if that was the only time I’d seen it 😂 #I one rounded nameless puppet this time I truly felt like a god I’m so grateful for neowiz for making this game its been so fun #even after beating it like 7 times I know I’ll be playing it again one day and I’m gonna be a preorder ho for the Lies of series #the DLC and sequel can’t come soon I’m so in love with this game I need to eat it #Lies of P #video games #lies of p sophia #lies of p carlo

[lesamis]

i understand that like, culturally it's a Thing that people get annoyed when any elderly person they're not even close to tells them extensively about their life & their medical history etc. like i get why it's a general tenor that a lot of people find that irritating. but for one i also think that bc of like the nature of this stupid planet we do owe it to others to pay attention to what's important to them and sit in the moment w them for a bit if we can and so i don't love the sentiment of someone else's need to share being like A Bother above all else. and then also, additionally to the inherent dignity in us all etc i am convinced that anyone who gets bored or zones out while their 80+ year old neighbour narrates his life story is in acute danger of missing out on some of the most buckwild Situations you've ever heard a person recount

#post sponsored by my neighbour who i ran into at the supermarket #and who immediately asked me to sit with him and insisted on buying me a coffee #& then proceeded to say amongst other things #''well i recovered well from cancer in 2005 bc they caught it so early. i do think that actually #since i was always so healthy before. it was probably the copper refinery that did it #since the foreman there said once to me that a lot of the men they have at the refinery for long end up with cancerous growths. #well thanks a lot i told him!'' #and he just burst out laughing. it was such a light hearted anecdote to him! #and i sat there. a simple marxist. listening nodding taking mental notes at the speed of sound #there's so much to learn from that generation of workers and tbh if you're me it's honestly kind of a delight not even having to ask #love the social ease of someone really just wanting to talk. thank you i have no job in this social interaction i love this for both of us #breisgau hochschwarzwald gothic

[frootbyethefoot]

i can't rlly sit through streams unless i'm real dedicated but oh my god. funniest thing they could've possibly done i need to watch the vod/edited down version if/when it comes out. actually amazing

#im getting all my info second hand #so maybe this is tumblrs bit #but the ppl i follow would never lie on the internet right #burst out laughing when i saw the news #angering a bunch of weird hlvrai fans #doing breaking bad rp for 3? 4? hours #and then at the end being like 'OH right hlvrai2 is happening' #HILARIOUS

[lisa-and-shadow]

✨️ Spoilers for one of the endings to Dragons Dogma 2 ✨️ But this is mostly just me being very silly.

During the climactic battle the Dragon appears....

He asks the Arisen what they're fighting for. My Arisen was clearly struck by the question....

Then he reveals he has kidnapped her Most Beloved!!

Except, no. He somehow snatched that nice girl, Sara, from the blacksmith shop. We've never even given her a gift. How did this happen? My Arisen was very confused.

The Dragon gave the Arisen a choice: Rule the kingdom of Vermund in peace and comfort and luxury for the price of her "we wave hello in the street" acquaintance's life, or fight this Dragon.

🤔

RIP Sara

#dd2 #dragons dogma 2 #meanwhile i was loading up Beren and Lamond with flowers constantly #i even gave Lamond the necklace from my deluxe edition #when the dragon revealed Sara i burst out laughing so hard #did give me a chance to try this ending #but then i reloaded for the true ending again lol

[theblogof-rassilon]

Hello Rassilon. Apologies for the deception but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming you're alone; you always did prefer to read your Asks in private. I wouldn't try too hard to stop reading, there's every likelihood you'll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Anon ask of Omega (Your Ex) regarding Rassilon's current partners. Ask begins.

I hope you'll forgive me the self-indulgence, but I have worked so very hard for this moment, a culmination of two centuries of work. It's rare that you get the chance to monologue through another, and you can't tell me you're not curious.

Why does an ex seek to talk about their former partner's lovers?

It's a simple enough answer: for satisfying one's curiosity. Uninspired, perhaps, but my god. The discovery, not simply of the variety of partners you take interest in, but that you would quite willingly date the teacher of one of Gallifrey's most infamous children.

It's a strange thing to know about an ex, but the fascination, Rassilon, the fascination of it all. I have dedicated my afterlife to handing myself knowledge of these partners, and I feel nothing but satisfaction in this choice.

I believe there are far more people in this world that would catch your eye than you would ever guess. And I have preceeded all of them.

Of course, their desires did not manifest overnight. When Tumblr first gathered your romantic intereste – Borusa, Banthony, and the rest – to discuss and hypothesize on the nature of their love for you, I felt what I believe we all felt: jealousy, and anger.

But as attention on Tumblr increased in number and discussion on the greatest partner for you emerged, I began to develop a very specific concern. Banthony was so obsessed with his ideas on you and his marriage, even as our fellows began to flirt and confess our love to you ourselves.

I began to worry that if Banthony successfully attempted to catch your gaze, then I would be as much a victim as any, trapped in the nightmare landscape of a twisted world without your love.

At first, I attempted prevention, but the cause seemed hopeless. The only way to ensure I did not suffer the tribulations of what I believed to be an inevitable confession of love was to stop my own feelings of love. So what began as an experiment soon became a race. I would make you fall in love with Banthony before professing your love to anyone else, therefore eliminating what myself or Borusa's feelings may be.

And there, I think, we are brought just about up to date. I have enjoyed our little trip down memory lane, but past here lies only a happy future for you and Banthony.

Goodbye, Rassilon

- Omega xoxo

I- I don't know what to say.

Omega, if this is really you, if you somehow, by every twist and turn of fate imaginable, survived this long in some form... My love for you has always been the greatest of any I have felt. Never have I loved another in the way I loved you.

But that is in the past. I have to stop letting you hold me back. I made my decision that fateful day; I did what I had to do to reach the top, to shape this society- our society, our dream- in the way that it must be shaped. Gallifrey could never have had two rulers. You knew this going in. And, best of all, dearest love, you knew that I would not be able to stand a threat to my power and my control. So, as much as I loved you, Omega, my sweet Ohm, my darling Peylix, I had to let you go. For us, for our home, for our people, for our dream. For Gallifrey. We would both be dead and gone by now if I had not, but now, you live on in your beautous creations, and in our shared society. Look at our children. At what we have created. This must be enough.

Oh, but my darling, you never could be so easily satisfied.

That is why I loved you. And that is why I had to let you go.

If this really were you, I would say, dearest Ohm, that I am glad you are able to let me go. I know that must be exceedingly difficult. But, I am happy with Borusa, and I do not love Banthony. If I did not have Borusa to think of, perhaps things would be different, and I would honour your wishes. Perhaps, then, you may finally find peace.

I am truly sorry that I must leave you trapped in your death, but you will never be in a world without my love. My love for you transcends the grave- and yes, I know, it must be your grave, my darling, for you cannot have survived beyond. I know, in my hearts, that you are gone and that this cannot be from you, not really, for you are lost to all but my memory.

Goodbye, my love. For whatever isn't left of you, for whatever could have been- my love for you persists even now, across regenerations and across death and across time.

#sorry it took me so long to get here #this is truly the most incredible ask I have ever received #ask #omega #of rassilon #answer #banthony #borusa #also. a little obsessed with the idea of a once-enraged ex lover returning to being obsessed with the guy who LITERALLY MURDERED HIM only t #end up wanting the best for him and trying to match make him. And instead of choosing to encourage the love of a fellow obsessive sub who #is clearly in an unhealthy relationship with Rassy (Borusa) #ergo mirroring his own lost relaitonship #he chooses to encourage the love of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who was basically a MEME brought to life only to annoy Rassy #idk what you call it... character development?? BUt this is certainly wonderful and intriguing and hilarious #seriously. you are brilliant #also I think it's important to mention that the mian reason this took me so long to get to was because the first time I read it I opened it #at school and burst out laughing in front of everyone #and I haven't been able to answer this without laughing uproariously for so so long #and then I took the break and then I left town for a bit #but I'm back and I'm still laughing so so much and yet here we are #I did it!!! #also I hope Borusa sees this and gets mad and finally leaves this bitch (rassy) #he deserves better #find later #omega omega omega

[apologydanceenthusiast]

I was so scared of the ending of the DW specials thinking DT was gonna regenerate this universe forever

And instead he split himself in half, got a peptalk from his other half, started playing a game of balls with the toymaker and himself (lol), and then essentially just got adopted by his best friend and her family, making him the odd, mentally unstable, cool uncle

#doctor who #best ending i could've hoped for really #the emotional rollercoaster i went through while watching him bi-regenerate #i was in tears #and then i was confused #then in tears again #then i burst out laughing #love that all of that happened while dt was barefoot and ncuti was wearing no pants but shoes AND socks #the giggle

[beta-adjacent]

Being territorial of where I sit is so mind boggling to me that I’ve now just associated it as a miscecanis thing. Like it's so intense that I start becoming territorial for other people.

Perfect example of this happened today:

My friend wanted to join me for a lecture I go to weekly, and I was like "Yes, Absolutely you can! but you Have to sit Specifically One seat to the Right of me" and he goes "literally why." and I go "because there's someone who Always sits One seat to my Left and someone who Commonly sits Two seats to my Right, and based on past experiences, you'll want to sit closest to me, and the Only free seat is the First One To My Right.”

So then he asked if I was stressed about him being there. Which to be fair I was, and I told him as much, but my phrasing was really bad. The way I summarized it to him was that generally imagining him in that setting was stressful, which in hindsight is a really bad way to synthesize my thoughts.

My real concerns were much more complex, the most notable being that he usually sits to my Direct Left in Any given opportunity, but Especially in a new environment. This appears to be something subconscious for him. There's no seating chart in this classroom, so he could very well just take the direct seat to my left, or I could move from my initial position.

However.

Number 1: that is My Seat and giving anyone the Opportunity to sit there gives me hives. I wouldn’t say anything, because I am civilized, but I’d certainly be wrought with anxiety.

Number 2: I am actually acquainted with these 1st Left & 2nd Right Seaters! In fact, the 1st Left Seater & I have known each other for a while now, and even Agreed to sit at These Specific Seats together in the First week of the semester. Meaning I now had two routines where I sit to the right of someone, suddenly colliding. I didn't want to choose between my not-lecture friend and my lecture-specific acquaintance; they both are of value to my life, and I didn't want to stir the pot by changing our sitting routines, or worse, by having them meet and interact with each other (I’m quite particular about the ways my social circles are sorted/navigated, and this would be like, a bad crossover episode).

Now, as mentioned prior, I only told my friend that his presence would catalyze a lot of stress -- mostly because, based on my last explanation, he was starting to look a tad stressed himself. The conversation had apparently ended then, and a few minutes later he slipped away, not joining me for lecture after all.

So this whole post is just me trying to gather my words/thoughts so I can properly apologize for calling his general prescence stressful (though I wonder if he's already dismissed the reaction in his mind...)

Point is that I don't think a lot of people know it, or will ever really get to know it, but I care a lot about people, just in weird, overly complex ways. And I think if they learned, they might appreciate it, and we could use it to our shared advantage, but they also might get overwhelmed by my idiosyncrasies, haha. And that all of this is just so much easier to understand if “little wolf in head angy when people sit wrong”

#miscecanis #misceanimalis #a/b/o lifestyle #omegaverse lifestyle #I barely even mention the miscecanis part but c’mon it’s feeling territorial y’all would get this more than anyone #journal entry I think y'all would get entertainment out of #(<- potentially new tag?? if I have the guts to keep writing about shit like this #I think it could be fun! I mean hate to burst the bubble but miscecanis is like hella copium for me #and maybe people can relate and laugh a bit to this idk shut up I’m ending the post now I got embarrassed explaining myself) #chai rl

[todayisafridaynight]

masato being grossed out by jo and masumi being together is so funny because. who do you think gave him The Talk? masumi braces himself to teach his son about safe sex and masato cannot leave the room faster. third worst day of his life

NOO BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY I WAS THINKING OF THE INEVITABLE SCENARIO OF MASATO GETTING 'THE TALK' AND IT MADE ME UGLY LAUGH

#snap chats #THIRD WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE #UNDOUBTEDLY arakawa gave him the talk. To Them Both arakawa is masato's DAD dad right #would be funny as hell if sawashiro was there too tho.... whole family's getting a sex ed class ☠️ #the mental image of masato desperately trying to wheel himself out of the room is going to make me throw up laughing #he tryna be lightning mcqueen SOOOOOO badly with how hard he tryna push his wheels #i could only burst a lung at the thought of sawashiro /trying/ to explain sex. like son HE barely understands how it works #he does not have the tact to explain it to a teenager Do Not Let Him Try. or let him it'll be funny #THE COMEDY OF THE POTENTIAL OF THE WHOLE 'remember to use protection' BIT IS LAVEKJLKJVE #1.) we're revisiting the Can Masato Fuck discussion 2.) Neither Of These Two Used Protection. Not Sawashiro Anyway #sawashiro sweating in the corner just. Yeah Uh. Yeah It's Pretty Important. You Don't Want To End Up In A Situation Youre Not Prepared For #and he got a fuckin thousand yard stare im gonna throw up #SEE IF THEYRE BOTH IN THE ROOM AND MASATO IS LIKE 'oh theyre definitely together' THEN THE PROGRESSION OF HORROR #EVEN IF THEYRE NOT BUT MASATO STILL HAS SUSPICIONS HE'S JUST 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️ never looks at them the same again #god. the more i think of it the dangerously close i get to opening google doc #its just so funny... ive never gotten The Talk as a kid tho so. uh. i have research to do

[mellomemos]

TFW you’re trying to question a prisoner and you end up giggling like a schoolgirl

#my art #digital art #doodle #player characters #player character #quan ferris #battletech #context: Quan is questioning a pirate pow in game and the dude said that and I as the player bursted out laughing #and then Quan failed a willpower check so he ended up bursting into laughter

[vulcanette]

#I burst out laughing at the end of this vid lmao

[k-drama-trash]

Deacon Kim is coming!!!!!!!

#cafe minamdang #minamdang #seo in guk #seo inguk #kwak siyang #kawak si yang #deacon kim #SURPRISE-LUJAH MADAFAKAS #I literally burst out laughing #seo inguk is so cute i cant lmaoooooo #park myung shin #* #srsly what would i do when this show ends #kdrama #kdramatrashgifs

[redlightningart]

update the barbie movie is incredible. 10/10 no notes I had so much fun

#barbie #barbie movie #spoiler incoming so don't read the rest of these tags if youre worried #BUT YEAH HAVING BARBIE DECIDE SHE DOESNT LOVE KEN IN THE END MADE MY ARO HEART SO VERY HAPPY #there were SO MANY TIMES when the entire theater burst out laughing #and like half the theater dressed up!!! people were in pinks and hawaiian shirts and it was fabulous #ALSO COCK RING KEN CAMEO I WAS CACKLING #omg the dance battle with all the kens. #so. good. #and ken deciding that he didnt actually like patriarchy once he realized it didnt mean horses? so fair #i could talk about his movie for hours omfg #rambles

[helloagain-shinyred]

How would freddy react if he spotted another person getting touchy with y/n?? 😈 (I just love jealous freddy💀)

^ actual gif of Freddy seeing a motherfucker getting handsy with his cupcake

Lol truth be told I can see Freddy being more of the type to keep a really good poker face and act totally natural, but inside he’s planning how he’s going to make a murder look like an accident.

If you happen to catch on to Freddy’s plotting and you choose to talk him down from it (“please don’t kill them, I’d rather not have to clean blood off your insides again, that was so gross…”), he’ll listen to you and promise not to kill them. Assuming the flirty bastard in question didn’t intend to be so forward and just has a very friendly, touchy personality, Freddy will give them this one (1) free pass. Just for you.

However, if Cassanova knows exactly what they’re doing and is, god forbid, intentionally trying to get fresh with you, Freddy’s going to make them wish they were dead. It’s going to be almost impossible to convince him to not resort to murder. In addition, you bet your sweet bippy that once the two of you are alone, it’ll be Freddy’s turn to get touchy with you. He’s going to do all the things he bets that shameless flirt wishes they could do to you.

One thing I want to make clear is that Freddy will never, ever get angry at you in these situations. You’re not asking for this attention, you’re not reciprocating it, so why should he take out his rage on his sweet little cupcake? No, it’s the creeps that must die. If you allow him. Please allow him, he’s begging you, just one little murder-

#as someone who also loves jealous Freddy this was so much fun to write 😈 #god now I’m imagining a scenario. hold on a second #imagine: some turd is chatting you up and very obviously trying to get you into bed with them #you keep shutting them down but they are PERSISTENT #Freddy’s watching this whole thing go down btw #and at first he’s laughing and feeling proud of you for standing your ground and not letting this creep get to you #but then said creep puts their hand on your lower back. dangerously close to your ass. #and that’s when Freddy sees red #you step away and chew them out for being an asshole and when you walk away you think that’s the end of it #but then a couple hours later Freddy bursts in and he is COVERED in blood #you already know exactly what happened #you should be freaking out and yelling at Freddy for killing someone but tbh you’re incredibly turned on by the fact that this robot is- #-willing to kill for you #and next thing you know you two are… yeah #you totally get covered in blood as well by the time you’re finished and yeah Freddy thinks it’s super hot #UFHGUGHFBF I know that’s super intense and weird but I know whst I’m about and I’m not afraid to speak my truth. that’s so hot to me